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"Men on here from worksop think they are above everyone they think they are superior and full of themself's" PMSL!!!  | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!" I feel your pain | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I feel your pain" Did you  . It was pretty big   | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!" Is this one of your jokes?  | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! Is this one of your jokes? "Umm, I wish I could say it was | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I feel your pain Did you . It was pretty big "PMSL | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!" Do you mean an inorganic cucumber? | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! Do you mean an inorganic cucumber?" It was an inanimate cucumber, double grip type | |||
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"My local Tesco had no Walkers roast chicken flavour crisps. Cunts! " Bastards...sanction them immediately | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! Do you mean an inorganic cucumber?" Nope | |||
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"My local Tesco had no Walkers roast chicken flavour crisps. Cunts! " Bet it was the women in Manchester wot stole them | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I feel your pain Did you . It was pretty big "LOLLLLL
I came sooo close to a social meet this week, but ended up getting the silent treatment after they said they were going to check their availability  | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! Do you mean an inorganic cucumber? Nope "You just needed an orgasmic cucumber | |||
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"I need sleep. A full 8 hours uninterrupted. If anyone dares to wake me before my alarm they’re getting the hairy side of my hand. Also we’re not meeting. It’s actually impossible for us to meet, can people stop trying to convince us to meet!!!" So you're not meeting then? | |||
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"I need sleep. A full 8 hours uninterrupted. If anyone dares to wake me before my alarm they’re getting the hairy side of my hand. Also we’re not meeting. It’s actually impossible for us to meet, can people stop trying to convince us to meet!!!" Ahem. Mr 
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"My tin opener has given up working.. Goes around, but doesn't open the can.. Very annoyed. " What goes around ... | |||
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"I need sleep. A full 8 hours uninterrupted. If anyone dares to wake me before my alarm they’re getting the hairy side of my hand. Also we’re not meeting. It’s actually impossible for us to meet, can people stop trying to convince us to meet!!! So you're not meeting then?" Send us 13 cock pics from different angles, a grainy pic of your face and explain exactly what you want to do to my wife and we might consider. | |||
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"My tin opener has given up working.. Goes around, but doesn't open the can.. Very annoyed. What goes around ... " Keeps on going around | |||
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"I need sleep. A full 8 hours uninterrupted. If anyone dares to wake me before my alarm they’re getting the hairy side of my hand. Also we’re not meeting. It’s actually impossible for us to meet, can people stop trying to convince us to meet!!! So you're not meeting then? Send us 13 cock pics from different angles, a grainy pic of your face and explain exactly what you want to do to my wife and we might consider." Not even I love my cock that much to 13 photos of it | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!" I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'  | |||
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"People borrowing money and not paying it back on time ,then getting the hump when declined further loans as if I am a bank" Kids? | |||
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"People borrowing money and not paying it back on time ,then getting the hump when declined further loans as if I am a bank Kids? " supposed friends. My children delightfully just seem to help themselves sadly .....
Daughters just quit her job and needs uni funding now .... | |||
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"People borrowing money and not paying it back on time ,then getting the hump when declined further loans as if I am a bank" Why does it feel like a crime to ask for your own money back? | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber' "To be fair, it absolutely was | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was "Lucky cucumber | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Lucky cucumber "Lucky me | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was "Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario | |||
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"Fucking ghosting dickhead. That feels better "Was you expecting a reply to that? | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario "Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me | |||
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"Fucking ghosting dickhead. That feels better "Language Geraldine! x | |||
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"Fucking ghosting dickhead. That feels better "Urgh  . Sorry to hear that  | |||
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"Fucking ghosting dickhead. That feels better
Was you expecting a reply to that?"No? I thought I could vent in a safe space. | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!" Was it more of a pickled gherkin by the time you finished with it | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me "I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then | |||
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"Fucking ghosting dickhead. That feels better
Language Geraldine! x"The cockwomble deserves it! | |||
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"People borrowing money and not paying it back on time ,then getting the hump when declined further loans as if I am a bank Why does it feel like a crime to ask for your own money back?" it's gotten to the point now I feel like I am funding half the town ... | |||
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"Fucking ghosting dickhead. That feels better
Was you expecting a reply to that?
No? I thought I could vent in a safe space. "Well, unlike space, on fab everyone can hear you scream | |||
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"People borrowing money and not paying it back on time ,then getting the hump when declined further loans as if I am a bank Why does it feel like a crime to ask for your own money back?it's gotten to the point now I feel like I am funding half the town ..." Change your nickname to HSBC | |||
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"Fucking ghosting dickhead. That feels better
Language Geraldine! x
The cockwomble deserves it!"You said yes to this one and he ghosted? His loss x | |||
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"People borrowing money and not paying it back on time ,then getting the hump when declined further loans as if I am a bank Why does it feel like a crime to ask for your own money back?it's gotten to the point now I feel like I am funding half the town ... Change your nickname to HSBC" | |||
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"When your fanny is still slightly stinging from hair removal cream. Another few hours and she'll be right I hope!" Could be worse, razor burn on the right testicle | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then "Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went | |||
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"Fucking ghosting dickhead. That feels better
Urgh . Sorry to hear that "Thanks, lovely  | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went "Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went
Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable "I can ask him, he’s still in the bin | |||
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"Fucking ghosting dickhead. That feels better
Language Geraldine! x
The cockwomble deserves it!
You said yes to this one and he ghosted? His loss x"For once I agree | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went
Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable
I can ask him, he’s still in the bin "Bet he's bragging to the other waste | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went
Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable
I can ask him, he’s still in the bin
Bet he's bragging to the other waste"the cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went
Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable
I can ask him, he’s still in the bin
Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion"And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears | |||
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"Had an actual date with an actual lady I like planned for tomorrow. She's had to postpone, for a second time. Meh" Least you got to a second time! She from Manchester by any chance? | |||
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"Some men have a 1 or 2 line bio basically telling how intelligent they are and then paste 30 lines of shite about Sydney university and Facebook. Fuckwit wank puffins. " And now I'm off to totally rewrite my profile!!! | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went
Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable
I can ask him, he’s still in the bin
Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion
And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears" | |||
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"Some men have a 1 or 2 line bio basically telling how intelligent they are and then paste 30 lines of shite about Sydney university and Facebook. Fuckwit wank puffins. " I need to remember that saying | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went
Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable
I can ask him, he’s still in the bin
Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion
And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears
"Cucumber has just contacted me, apparently he needs counselling, "the last time I went somewhere that dark it was -10 and light only worked when the door was opened" | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went
Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable
I can ask him, he’s still in the bin
Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion
And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears"I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went
Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable
I can ask him, he’s still in the bin
Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion
And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears
I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for "I feel if they object themselves then you have a fair point | |||
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"Can you objectify potatoes?" I’ve seen some pretty slutty mash before | |||
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"Can you objectify potatoes?" You can, they have eye's easily offended when salad is dressing | |||
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"Slutty mash is now a thing.... also Mrs has now banned me from making mash potatoe" I’d ask why but I’m afraid of the answer | |||
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"Slutty mash is now a thing.... also Mrs has now banned me from making mash potatoe" Did you out man sauce in it again...especially when in laws are visiting | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber' "I think you find those are bit more Expensive than organic | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went
Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable
I can ask him, he’s still in the bin
Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion
And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears
I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for "Pretty sure he didn’t mind | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
I think you find those are bit more
Expensive than organic "And along comes a sensible answer | |||
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"Slutty mash is now a thing.... also Mrs has now banned me from making mash potatoe Did you out man sauce in it again...especially when in laws are visiting " it's the look in there eye as realisation dawns upon them.... | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went
Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable
I can ask him, he’s still in the bin
Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion
And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears
I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for
Pretty sure he didn’t mind "Can a cucumber give consent? Poor bugger just wanted to be in a tuna crunch sandwich | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went
Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable
I can ask him, he’s still in the bin
Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion
And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears
I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for
Pretty sure he didn’t mind
Can a cucumber give consent? Poor bugger just wanted to be in a tuna crunch sandwich "technically cucumbers are a sentiment organism... defin3tly Read that on the interweb | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went
Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable
I can ask him, he’s still in the bin
Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion
And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears
I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for
Pretty sure he didn’t mind
Can a cucumber give consent? Poor bugger just wanted to be in a tuna crunch sandwich "I'm more concerned that the cucumber didn't get chance to glove up | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went
Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable
I can ask him, he’s still in the bin
Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion
And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears
I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for
Pretty sure he didn’t mind
Can a cucumber give consent? Poor bugger just wanted to be in a tuna crunch sandwich
I'm more concerned that the cucumber didn't get chance to glove up"Now he’s got to worry about all the baby cucumbers he may or may not have wanted. Does he have to pay maintenance? Will he pickle them? So many questions | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went
Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable
I can ask him, he’s still in the bin
Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion
And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears
I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for
Pretty sure he didn’t mind
Can a cucumber give consent? Poor bugger just wanted to be in a tuna crunch sandwich
I'm more concerned that the cucumber didn't get chance to glove up"we should refere to cucumber as rocky .... | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went
Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable
I can ask him, he’s still in the bin
Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion
And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears
I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for
Pretty sure he didn’t mind
Can a cucumber give consent? Poor bugger just wanted to be in a tuna crunch sandwich
I'm more concerned that the cucumber didn't get chance to glove up"It’s ok, I did it for him | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went
Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable
I can ask him, he’s still in the bin
Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion
And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears
I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for
Pretty sure he didn’t mind
Can a cucumber give consent? Poor bugger just wanted to be in a tuna crunch sandwich
I'm more concerned that the cucumber didn't get chance to glove up
It’s ok, I did it for him "Oh you sweet talker, I bet he was speechless | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went
Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable
I can ask him, he’s still in the bin
Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion
And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears
I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for
Pretty sure he didn’t mind
Can a cucumber give consent? Poor bugger just wanted to be in a tuna crunch sandwich
I'm more concerned that the cucumber didn't get chance to glove up
It’s ok, I did it for him
Oh you sweet talker, I bet he was speechless"It didn’t really matter, where he went, no one could hear him scream. | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then
Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went
Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable
I can ask him, he’s still in the bin
Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion
And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears
I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for
Pretty sure he didn’t mind
Can a cucumber give consent? Poor bugger just wanted to be in a tuna crunch sandwich
I'm more concerned that the cucumber didn't get chance to glove up
It’s ok, I did it for him
Oh you sweet talker, I bet he was speechless
It didn’t really matter, where he went, no one could hear him scream."All the veg copped a deafen, in fear of being next...the celery was quivering! | |||
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"Had an actual date with an actual lady I like planned for tomorrow. She's had to postpone, for a second time. Meh Least you got to a second time! She from Manchester by any chance?
You think I'd drive 5 hours to meet a girl?
Well yeah, I probably would "If you live in London that would be a 3 mile journey | |||
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"I've had such a rubbish day.. So busy +hectic with work Went to the gym for some 'r+r' then did a lot of shouting when I got to the gym and realised i was 45 minutes early ffs
I'm home now in my jammies and oodie "You do know how to rock that sexxy look! | |||
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"Had an actual date with an actual lady I like planned for tomorrow. She's had to postpone, for a second time. Meh Least you got to a second time! She from Manchester by any chance?
You think I'd drive 5 hours to meet a girl?
Well yeah, I probably would
If you live in London that would be a 3 mile journey"Would that make me a southern softy and a shandy drinker though? | |||
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"Had an actual date with an actual lady I like planned for tomorrow. She's had to postpone, for a second time. Meh Least you got to a second time! She from Manchester by any chance?
You think I'd drive 5 hours to meet a girl?
Well yeah, I probably would
If you live in London that would be a 3 mile journey
Would that make me a southern softy and a shandy drinker though?"Not sure, I lived there for 40 years and neither | |||
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"Fucking decaf coffee. That's all." As pointless as alcohol free beer! | |||
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"Fucking decaf coffee. That's all." Bit messy that surely ?? | |||
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"Fucking decaf coffee. That's all. Bit messy that surely ??" Exfoliating | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me "He was a vegetable by the time you were done? | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
He was a vegetable by the time you were done?"Thars just a retarded response | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
He was a vegetable by the time you were done?"He was good for nothing | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
He was a vegetable by the time you were done?
He was good for nothing "Now thats a lie! | |||
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"Fucking decaf coffee. That's all. Bit messy that surely ??" Hence the venting | |||
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"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed! I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'
To be fair, it absolutely was
Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario
Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me
He was a vegetable by the time you were done?
He was good for nothing
Now thats a lie! "True, he was so good | |||
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