FabSwingers.com forum: Is it really so hard…

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so I know this might cause a few bites but bear with..

I’ve been here two months and I’ve found plenty of people on the site and forum easy to interact and engage with. Sure not every woman or couple I’ve messaged replied or much less wanted to meet but I don’t get this whole ‘woe is me’ vibe I read here daily.

To any of you single blokes reading this and feeling sorry for yourselves I’d say think twice before posting a sob story thread too. I can’t speak for women or couples here but putting myself in their shoes can’t imagine there are many things more buzzkilly than reading about a bloke who’s sad he can’t get easy sex off them.

Anyways sorry I’ve read too many of these threads not to add my two penneth.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Ok so I know this might cause a few bites but bear with..

Anyways sorry I’ve read too many of these threads not to add my two penneth. "

Is this some kind of reverse psychology thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok so I know this might cause a few bites but bear with..

Anyways sorry I’ve read too many of these threads not to add my two penneth.

Is this some kind of reverse psychology thing?"

Maybe I’ve had a long day but you’ve lost me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfft call this a fuck site!? Time waster site more like!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice humble brag OP

As a bloke with a big willy and a six pack, you will get more attention than most. We also have no idea if you are an 'any hole's a goal' type

Key thing is, it's working for you so just enjoy that instead of telling others how they should be doing things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pfft call this a fuck site!? Time waster site more like!!

It’s so hard when the whole world is against you right? Why doesn’t everyone fancy me and want to fuck me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft call this a fuck site!? Time waster site more like!!

It’s so hard when the whole world is against you right? Why doesn’t everyone fancy me and want to fuck me?

It’s a question I ask myself every day!

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Pfft call this a fuck site!? Time waster site more like!!

It’s so hard when the whole world is against you right? Why doesn’t everyone fancy me and want to fuck me?

I’d fuck ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft call this a fuck site!? Time waster site more like!!

It’s so hard when the whole world is against you right? Why doesn’t everyone fancy me and want to fuck me?

You don’t want that.

It’s a nightmare honestly.

Constant FAF messages off the girls.

Take a day off lady’s for the love of god!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice humble brag OP

As a bloke with a big willy and a six pack, you will get more attention than most. We also have no idea if you are an 'any hole's a goal' type

Key thing is, it's working for you so just enjoy that instead of telling others how they should be doing things."

Whilst I agree with the majority of this post, a fair proportion of women aren’t looking for six packs and big willies.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Nah... let people post what they like and if you don't want to see it just scroll on past....

Live and let live with all that Jazz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice humble brag OP

As a bloke with a big willy and a six pack, you will get more attention than most. We also have no idea if you are an 'any hole's a goal' type

Key thing is, it's working for you so just enjoy that instead of telling others how they should be doing things."

Key thing with any advice is it can be taken or left and you’re equally entitled to draw whatever conclusions you wish to about me however wide of the mark they may be.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Nice humble brag OP

As a bloke with a big willy and a six pack, you will get more attention than most. We also have no idea if you are an 'any hole's a goal' type

Key thing is, it's working for you so just enjoy that instead of telling others how they should be doing things.

Whilst I agree with the majority of this post, a fair proportion of women aren’t looking for six packs and big willies."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst I agree with the majority of this post, a fair proportion of women aren’t looking for six packs and big willies."

Just my luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice humble brag OP

As a bloke with a big willy and a six pack, you will get more attention than most. We also have no idea if you are an 'any hole's a goal' type

Key thing is, it's working for you so just enjoy that instead of telling others how they should be doing things.

Whilst I agree with the majority of this post, a fair proportion of women aren’t looking for six packs and big willies."

We all want six willies and big packs (of biscuits) though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice humble brag OP

As a bloke with a big willy and a six pack, you will get more attention than most. We also have no idea if you are an 'any hole's a goal' type

Key thing is, it's working for you so just enjoy that instead of telling others how they should be doing things.

Whilst I agree with the majority of this post, a fair proportion of women aren’t looking for six packs and big willies."

I mean it’s also insulting to imply that the only thing a man with a six pack or large willy may have to offer is his physical appearance…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice humble brag OP

As a bloke with a big willy and a six pack, you will get more attention than most. We also have no idea if you are an 'any hole's a goal' type

Key thing is, it's working for you so just enjoy that instead of telling others how they should be doing things.

Whilst I agree with the majority of this post, a fair proportion of women aren’t looking for six packs and big willies."

Came to say this. I think it makes guys who aren't doing so well here feel better - this is a constant refrain!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

It's easy enough to ignore threads I have no interest in and I would never be so presumptuous as to tell others what threads they should or should not start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For want of a better term "stop the whining and be a man" it is so disheartening seeing guys crying nobody loves them, nobody wants to suck their dick, their wife doesn't fancy them anymore.

If you are here then look at the countless threads telling you how to make a better profile, how to contact people and above all know that for every message you send that hundreds of others send the same "hi" or "what u doing" so make your message unique and interesting.......failing that pay Bupa for a 10" dick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For want of a better term "stop the whining and be a man" it is so disheartening seeing guys crying nobody loves them, nobody wants to suck their dick, their wife doesn't fancy them anymore.

I mean you’ve put it more bluntly than me but yep.. this

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Ah well, I may as well leave the site now.

*grabs biscuits and buggers off*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah well, I may as well leave the site now.

*grabs biscuits and buggers off*"

Can you leave the biscuits, there's a love...

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Nice humble brag OP

As a bloke with a big willy and a six pack, you will get more attention than most. We also have no idea if you are an 'any hole's a goal' type

Key thing is, it's working for you so just enjoy that instead of telling others how they should be doing things.

Whilst I agree with the majority of this post, a fair proportion of women aren’t looking for six packs and big willies."

Praise the lord!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

So you’re a single guy moaning about single guys moaning? Whilst having a humble brag

No, I agree that no one wants to see people moaning all the time and it’s good that you are having a successful time on here…the site works if you use it to your advantage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For want of a better term "stop the whining and be a man" it is so disheartening seeing guys crying nobody loves them, nobody wants to suck their dick, their wife doesn't fancy them anymore.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Nice humble brag OP

As a bloke with a big willy and a six pack, you will get more attention than most. We also have no idea if you are an 'any hole's a goal' type

Key thing is, it's working for you so just enjoy that instead of telling others how they should be doing things.

Whilst I agree with the majority of this post, a fair proportion of women aren’t looking for six packs and big willies.

I mean it’s also insulting to imply that the only thing a man with a six pack or large willy may have to offer is his physical appearance…"

But this is very much the world we live in. Instant attraction and a quick swipe yes or no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't lose sleep over what may or may not happen, what's the point, I'm a happy chappy always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah well, I may as well leave the site now.

*grabs biscuits and buggers off*"

Oi,the kettles on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice humble brag OP

As a bloke with a big willy and a six pack, you will get more attention than most. We also have no idea if you are an 'any hole's a goal' type

Key thing is, it's working for you so just enjoy that instead of telling others how they should be doing things.

Whilst I agree with the majority of this post, a fair proportion of women aren’t looking for six packs and big willies.

I mean it’s also insulting to imply that the only thing a man with a six pack or large willy may have to offer is his physical appearance…

But this is very much the world we live in. Instant attraction and a quick swipe yes or no."

This isn't Tinder though. And lots of people here don't want that.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's not that sexy seeing people moaning all the time. Unless it's a sexy moan.

I like those ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice humble brag OP

As a bloke with a big willy and a six pack, you will get more attention than most. We also have no idea if you are an 'any hole's a goal' type

Key thing is, it's working for you so just enjoy that instead of telling others how they should be doing things.

Whilst I agree with the majority of this post, a fair proportion of women aren’t looking for six packs and big willies."

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Ah well, I may as well leave the site now.

*grabs biscuits and buggers off*

Can you leave the biscuits, there's a love...

Oh crumbs you!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Ah well, I may as well leave the site now.

*grabs biscuits and buggers off*

Oi,the kettles on."

On my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn!!

what's the point to this thread? You want guys to stop moaning so you're moaning. Just be happy you're getting fun and leave the rest to do what they've got to do.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Nice humble brag OP

As a bloke with a big willy and a six pack, you will get more attention than most. We also have no idea if you are an 'any hole's a goal' type

Key thing is, it's working for you so just enjoy that instead of telling others how they should be doing things.

Whilst I agree with the majority of this post, a fair proportion of women aren’t looking for six packs and big willies.

I mean it’s also insulting to imply that the only thing a man with a six pack or large willy may have to offer is his physical appearance…

But this is very much the world we live in. Instant attraction and a quick swipe yes or no.

This isn't Tinder though. And lots of people here don't want that. "

This might not be Tinder but unfortunately it is how a lot of the world is now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not that sexy seeing people moaning all the time. Unless it's a sexy moan.

I like those ones

You just had to lower the tone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not that sexy seeing people moaning all the time. Unless it's a sexy moan.

I like those ones

I also like those ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah well, I may as well leave the site now.

*grabs biscuits and buggers off*

Can you leave the biscuits, there's a love...

Oh crumbs you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not that sexy seeing people moaning all the time. Unless it's a sexy moan.

I like those ones

You just had to lower the tone

My wallet isn't big enough for all my money and my trousers are too tight for my big cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not that sexy seeing people moaning all the time. Unless it's a sexy moan.

I like those ones

I also like those ones

Exhales sharply with a guttural growl...and that's without bitching that I ain't getting any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yawn!!

what's the point to this thread? You want guys to stop moaning so you're moaning. Just be happy you're getting fun and leave the rest to do what they've got to do. "

It's decent advice to be fair. Maybe a couple of guys will read it and not post a moaning thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok said my bit now who wants cake?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nice humble brag OP

As a bloke with a big willy and a six pack, you will get more attention than most. We also have no idea if you are an 'any hole's a goal' type

Key thing is, it's working for you so just enjoy that instead of telling others how they should be doing things.

Whilst I agree with the majority of this post, a fair proportion of women aren’t looking for six packs and big willies.

Thankfully!

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

So made a post complaining about ppl complaining? Just like profiles/forum threads that don't interest you scroll on its that simple....your just adding complaining to complaining already lol forums are there to help others having issues with fab or real life issues so if you can't help or give advice just scroll on!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's not that sexy seeing people moaning all the time. Unless it's a sexy moan.

I like those ones

You just had to lower the tone

You're welcome

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Yawn!!

what's the point to this thread? You want guys to stop moaning so you're moaning. Just be happy you're getting fun and leave the rest to do what they've got to do.

It's decent advice to be fair. Maybe a couple of guys will read it and not post a moaning thread? "

Well they don't read the other threads on the exact same subject, why would they spend any time reading this one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice humble brag OP

As a bloke with a big willy and a six pack, you will get more attention than most. We also have no idea if you are an 'any hole's a goal' type

Key thing is, it's working for you so just enjoy that instead of telling others how they should be doing things.

Whilst I agree with the majority of this post, a fair proportion of women aren’t looking for six packs and big willies.

We all want six willies and big packs (of biscuits) though"

Make it Jaffa cakes and we’re in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So made a post complaining about ppl complaining? Just like profiles/forum threads that don't interest you scroll on its that simple....your just adding complaining to complaining already lol forums are there to help others having issues with fab or real life issues so if you can't help or give advice just scroll on! "

Not sure I was complaining as much as offering my perspective. A perspective which folk are equally able to ignore and scroll on…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok said my bit now who wants cake?"

That or a 10 inch cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok said my bit now who wants cake?

That or a 10 inch cock

Well if you get neither remember to do a thread moaning about not getting what you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok said my bit now who wants cake?

That or a 10 inch cock

Well if you get neither remember to do a thread moaning about not getting what you want

Oh I will don't worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok said my bit now who wants cake?

That or a 10 inch cock

You can have both and you know it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok said my bit now who wants cake?

That or a 10 inch cock

Ten inch cake in the shape of a cock…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok said my bit now who wants cake?

That or a 10 inch cock

Ten inch cake in the shape of a cock… "

Haha I'll take that OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok said my bit now who wants cake?

That or a 10 inch cock

You can have both and you know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a biscuit with your tea

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

I have been on the fab sites and sister sites for nearly 10 years. If there is something you definitely won’t stop it’s the “I have no meets” posts, the “I’m leaving” posts, and the “is it because people are racists posts”.

Though to be fair there is the same amount of “look at me” posts which are just repetitive topics. The last time I lightly pointed this out I had nasty messages sent to me though, so I’ll leave it at that………

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Giving any kind advice to men here is 99.99% a complete waste of time. There is a huge difference between success and lack of it, and the gap isn’t filled by tips and advice (or genetics)

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Nice humble brag OP

As a bloke with a big willy and a six pack, you will get more attention than most. We also have no idea if you are an 'any hole's a goal' type

Key thing is, it's working for you so just enjoy that instead of telling others how they should be doing things.

Whilst I agree with the majority of this post, a fair proportion of women aren’t looking for six packs and big willies."

Agreed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok said my bit now who wants cake?

That or a 10 inch cock

Well if you get neither remember to do a thread moaning about not getting what you want

Oh no, women aren't ever allowed to do that. We run the site. We get sex on tap.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Ok said my bit now who wants cake?

That or a 10 inch cock

Well if you get neither remember to do a thread moaning about not getting what you want

Oh no, women aren't ever allowed to do that. We run the site. We get sex on tap.

If that's the case Geraldine, I'm gonna start wearing a bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok said my bit now who wants cake?

That or a 10 inch cock

Well if you get neither remember to do a thread moaning about not getting what you want

Oh no, women aren't ever allowed to do that. We run the site. We get sex on tap.

If that's the case Geraldine, I'm gonna start wearing a bra

Padded?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Ok said my bit now who wants cake?

That or a 10 inch cock

Well if you get neither remember to do a thread moaning about not getting what you want

Oh no, women aren't ever allowed to do that. We run the site. We get sex on tap.

If that's the case Geraldine, I'm gonna start wearing a bra

Padded?"

Have you looked already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok said my bit now who wants cake?

That or a 10 inch cock

Well if you get neither remember to do a thread moaning about not getting what you want

Oh no, women aren't ever allowed to do that. We run the site. We get sex on tap.

If that's the case Geraldine, I'm gonna start wearing a bra

Padded?

Have you looked already?

Wouldn't dream of it!

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By *ornyone30Man
over a year ago

ABERDEEN

Not sure I was complaining as much as offering my perspective. A perspective which folk are equally able to ignore and scroll on…"

If folk can ignore and scroll on past your perspective/opinion, cant you ignore and scroll on past the moaning posts?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Ok said my bit now who wants cake?

That or a 10 inch cock

Well if you get neither remember to do a thread moaning about not getting what you want

Oh no, women aren't ever allowed to do that. We run the site. We get sex on tap.

If that's the case Geraldine, I'm gonna start wearing a bra

Padded?

Have you looked already?

Wouldn't dream of it! "

Yeah, right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not sure I was complaining as much as offering my perspective. A perspective which folk are equally able to ignore and scroll on…

If folk can ignore and scroll on past your perspective/opinion, cant you ignore and scroll on past the moaning posts? "

I resisted the urge to point out the irony of this. It all got too meta for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We been here over a year and not even a hint of a get together ,mostly just here to perv over boobs and have a giggle on forums , I gen don't believe meets actually occur .

Unless it's blokes desperately begging to shag Mrs while I go for a walk or some shit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice humble brag OP

As a bloke with a big willy and a six pack, you will get more attention than most. We also have no idea if you are an 'any hole's a goal' type

Key thing is, it's working for you so just enjoy that instead of telling others how they should be doing things.

Whilst I agree with the majority of this post, a fair proportion of women aren’t looking for six packs and big willies."

Phew there is hope for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say what i want when i want how i want happy sad or indifferent if it costs me a shag so be it my cock isnt the most important thing in my life

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