FabSwingers.com forum: Unlikely Fab news

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If fab had its own newspaper what would the most unlikely headlines be?

Pineapple up the bum makes it onto hotpics page 1?

Nora gets cold and puts leg warmers on?

Non penis picture makes it onto men's hotpics?

Come on witty folks, amuse me with your better ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask Tom….

..but only the day after

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Timewaster Caught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something had sex this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone had sex this week

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Sperm Demand Equal Rights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread stays on topic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper Shop Blown Away..

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Lady asks for a half hour of moderate sized penis.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

In sport the bisexual group kinkathon has been abandoned after two hours due to a waterlogged pitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHAT GRANNY CRUMPET LOOKS LIKE NOW WILL SHOCK YOU.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Something had sex this week

Fake news.

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Woman replies to message!!

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

Someone (like me) getting a hatrick of fabs a day for a week…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread killer caught in action

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Men in panties live 3 months longer on average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woman replies to message!!"

Not happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unreadable if it was in paper format….the pages would all be stuck together

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

'Russian roulette gangbangs banned due to situation in Ukraine'

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Sales of highlighter pens soar.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Swinging shock - no guys what to meet for a fuck and go.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"WHAT GRANNY CRUMPET LOOKS LIKE NOW WILL SHOCK YOU. "

Clickbait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BREAKING!!

Girl chooses guy for his personality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single cougars in your area looking to meet now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

REVEALED: YOUR FRIDAY NIGHT PLANS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In other news...

The heatwave has resulted in a squirting ban but Mrs Jones at number 3 has been seen washing her bed sheets for a third time this week

NBVN x

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

In other news, the Collins English Dictionary have announced Bareback Cumbucket as this years phrase of the year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom killed by shark eating spider

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Bukakee parties blamed for rise in home slip ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom killed by shark eating spider"

It’s all over the news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom killed by shark eating spider

It’s all over the news."

I read it on the web.

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

'FAB handing out permanent IP address bans to fakes and timewasters'

'FAB introducing anonymous Ebay style feedback star ratings for paid members'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banksy facial estimated to be worth £1.4m, woman who hasn't washed face for 2 weeks suffering from acne.

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

James 5169 gets photos fabbed and receives friend invites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Despair as men receive 1000’s of messages a day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local man discovers Russia has invaded garden..

I did start to wonder why the garden gnomes where carrying firearms says Roger 78 of Chelmsford,

In other news,dogs still cant look up

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Hot tub couple on 2 week soakathon

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Jaffa Cakes officially classed as a cake & removed from the biscuit aisle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab referendum receives backing for new celibacy proposal in shock swing vote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local politician exposed in sex dungeon bisexual orgy being pegged by dominatrix while sucking cock.

Opinion polls show his ratings climbed 23%.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Outrage as new passport regulations insist on cock or gaping arsehole pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New fab record : A full 24 hours without 'why can't I get a meet' thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silhouette finally gets to No.1 hotpic!

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

"Sex site" admits it's only interested in NSA hook ups

Braces self for vitriolic "it's not a sex site" crowd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not meeting meaning im not meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All women of fab dont suck like dysons

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

Breaking news : Ladies on Fab outnumber men by 10 to 1 !

Men annoyed with the number of boobs and vag pics arriving in their inbox

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Members distraught as Busman goes whole day without a new thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All women of fab dont suck like dysons"

Men leaving sex site in droves as Dyson share price hits new high.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab ladies devastated as someone throws a red sock into Tighty Whitey fridays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal a day keeps the doctors away, experts recommend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko reveals all in a Fab news exclusive

The lies

The money

The Putin question

The women

All revealed in this Sunday's edition

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Vintage dick pic goes up for auction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man found dead in apartment, autopsy reveals no sex for 3 days.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Chubby hubby fathers dozens in young woman sex scam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy kyle outed as secret owner of swinging site to boost number or guests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diane Abbot’s threesome was actually just a twosome after another numbers gaffe.

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Members distraught as Busman goes whole day without a new thread

"
it just so happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Experts say the increase in TV licence subscriptions is directly linked to the fab definition of BBC.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Mystery hum tracked to secret granny sex dungeon

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

"Bukakee parties blamed for rise in home slip ups"

Insurance companies introduce a new section for swingers where they must dick, sorry “tick”, all the activities they are interested in. Premiums are expected to rise… unlike some dicks once they see this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keysers cock really is 13 inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am inevitable

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Woman states preference for SWC

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Woman replies to message!!

Not happening

I’ll never know as I can’t message you!! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 fingerblasting tips to make your lady squirt everytime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freddie Starr ate my c*nt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/03/22 16:41:33]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SuperTVWearsNiceLipstickDressSenseIsAttrocious

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Fab woman wanks over fab man. Sends tribute video.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SuperTVWearsNiceLipstickDressSenseIsAttrocious "

or even atrocious ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman abducted by aliens for sexual experiments addresses UFO Spotters convention on the anniversary of her ordeal.

Mistress Big Dong spoke to an unusually small audience as no UFO's have been reported in the last year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men rise up: Women are dead inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celebrations as site reaches 10K "is my dick big enough" threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read all about it Fabbers:

MAN COMPLETELY INDIFFERENT TO GIVING ORAL AND MASSAGE!!!

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Heavy Cummer meets a sticky end…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THIRD-PERSON CRACKDOWN: SUSPECT ARRESTED.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"THIRD-PERSON CRACKDOWN: SUSPECT ARRESTED. "

SUSPECT CLAIMS - "IT WASN'T CARLOS"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the Fabday Sport:

VWE BUMMER FOUND ON THE MOON

(One for those of a certain age there..)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Archeologists exploring caves in mesopotania discover moron who started trend of sending dick pics.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Sydney University poll suggests women like bald, short, fat, hairy, tall, bearded, straight, bi, curved, clean shaven, trimmed, girthy, hung, fit, funny, boring men. World rejoices.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Read all about it, read all about it - Man from Fab admits he can only lick a pussy for 2 minutes & 7 seconds before calling it a day.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Essex woman disappointed to find BBC party was for Huw Edwards and newsreader colleagues

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Read all about it, read all about it - Man from Fab admits he can only lick a pussy for 2 minutes & 7 seconds before calling it a day. "

More stamina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every guy on fab had sex last night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NEWS FLASH

Jim’s thread has stayed untouched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read all about it, read all about it - Man from Fab admits he can only lick a pussy for 2 minutes & 7 seconds before calling it a day. "

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Read all about it, read all about it - Man from Fab admits he can only lick a pussy for 2 minutes & 7 seconds before calling it a day.

More stamina

I couldn't possibly comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The return of Carlos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The return of Carlos"

Which one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Headline news---man doesn't complain for a whole hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Headline news---man doesn't complain for a whole hour "

You're in fantasy mode now

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

A Fab exclusive...

MELI'S QUIM PICTURES ON PROFILE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Fab exclusive...

MELI'S QUIM PICTURES ON PROFILE!

Fake news!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Not to be missed....the unveiling of our Granny Crumpet

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Fab purgatory revelled...the place where all those never to be seen again are at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora’s Foo goes public

Wonko goes UNLOS

Men say no to women begging them for meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F@B has never been to Aldi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag gets his shag tonight.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"F@B has never been to Aldi

I honestly waa just about to write this

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

F&B doesn't really like fruit,especially watermelons.

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Breaking news - all male profiles shun dick pics and have identical write ups after the best "what's wrong with my profile" thread goes viral....

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"NEWS FLASH

Jim’s thread has stayed untouched "

He likes us touching it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Members distraught as Busman goes whole day without a new thread

it just so happens

Haha . Just to add I actually enjoy your threads

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Breaking news - all male profiles shun dick pics and have identical write ups after the best "what's wrong with my profile" thread goes viral...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beast that needs taming, can anyone help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beast that needs taming, can anyone help?"
thats not news or unlikely

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Random FAF message generates positive meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus is ressurected!

Actually I wonder what did happen to Jesus, haven't seen him here for years.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Nora flashes the gash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beast that needs taming, can anyone help?thats not news or unlikely "

Send in Wonderwoman lol

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

WARNING: Dangerous Tom sighted in Essex, says Killer Shark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beast roaming uk, seeking prey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a readers survey, 99% of women admitted that they preferred men with penis's less than 5 inches !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a readers survey, 99% of women admitted that they preferred men with penis's less than 5 inches !!

Pmsl

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Man from Skegness scoops Guinness world record for eating pussy for days, IwillBashYourQuim managed 5 days straight, beating the previously held record of 22 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man caught doing real DIY in Rickshaws home...the plumber was nowhere to be seen

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

In an astonishing turn of event a man actually showed up to a social.

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By *all me FlikWoman
over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

Sydney University report claims nothing to see on Fab.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"In a readers survey, 99% of women admitted that they preferred men with penis's less than 5 inches !!

What page is that on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beast devours group of horny woman, becomes tamed for 5 minutes then eats 5 pussies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a readers survey, 99% of women admitted that they preferred men with penis's less than 5 inches !!

What page is that on?

That would be front page news !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World health organisation says sucking off average or smaller penis's gives you more immunity than COVID jabs !!

Ps. This is actually true !! I'm sure I read it somewhere

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The long thought lost, Meli's quim photo, discovered in Birmingham fab user's loft.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

World Exclusive.

Man with 10inch cock doesn't boast about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"World Exclusive.

Man with 10inch cock doesn't boast about it.

Fuck, I thought I was unique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WARNING: Dangerous Tom sighted in Essex, says Killer Shark."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney University reveal the exact number of dick pics required to get a meet. The answer may surprise you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney University reveal the exact number of dick pics required to get a meet. The answer may surprise you."

Please tell me it’s just the one, and it needs to have measuring markings on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney University reveal the exact number of dick pics required to get a meet. The answer may surprise you.

Please tell me it’s just the one, and it needs to have measuring markings on it.

You are mistaking meadure marking for depth guages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney University reveal the exact number of dick pics required to get a meet. The answer may surprise you.

Please tell me it’s just the one, and it needs to have measuring markings on it.

Based on extensive research it’s actually 17.6. Men with 17.5 or lower get more replies but the real success stories start at 17.6. Oddly 17.7 or more varies depending on angles of said dick pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man impregnated countless women not on the pill and hits record child maintenance bills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erect Jim experiences a massive flop.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Hairy vs. Smooth

Beard vs. Stubble

Waxed vs. Shaved

Take the Poll, make your vote Count, answers revealed in next week's edition!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man who claims he’s up for anything spotted wanking with a jellyfish, while riding bareback on a manatee, that’s singing the ‘ride of the Valkyries’.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Man impregnated countless women not on the pill and hits record child maintenance bills.

PW "

Fuck is boris on here?

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