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Sooooo.... what's In your gob right now | |||
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"A strepsil. "Oh nooooooo lurgy alert | |||
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"Just my tongue" No teeth | |||
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"Several pithy comments and witty comebacks. " As per normal | |||
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"Just my tongue No teeth" Had them pulled  | |||
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"A strepsil.
Oh nooooooo lurgy alert "It's just a cough.  | |||
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"Several pithy comments and witty comebacks. As per normal "I might use them one day instead of the usual drivel I post on here. | |||
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"Just my tongue No teeth Had them pulled "With just whiskey as an anesthetic | |||
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"A strepsil.
Oh nooooooo lurgy alert
It's just a cough. "A polite cough... | |||
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"Several pithy comments and witty comebacks. As per normal
I might use them one day instead of the usual drivel I post on here. "Twice would be nice | |||
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"Nothing but now I want to stuff a Belgian bun in it "I'll send one up x | |||
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"Pencil...." Lead or rubber | |||
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"Pencil.... Lead or rubber" No rubber on end so guess wood and graphite..... | |||
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"A strepsil.
Oh nooooooo lurgy alert
It's just a cough.
A polite cough..."No - it's keeping me awake at night. Pffffft. | |||
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"Pain au raisin on the train on the way to have some fun" Yum have fun | |||
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"A penis. Oh no, wait, that’s her. I’m watching porn. " Live or tv | |||
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"Pencil.... Lead or rubber No rubber on end so guess wood and graphite..... "Tongue splinters.... | |||
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"Iron bru just take a drink " Ooooh yum | |||
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"A penis. Oh no, wait, that’s her. I’m watching porn. Live or tv" If it was live I wouldn’t be on here! | |||
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"A strepsil.
Oh nooooooo lurgy alert
It's just a cough.
A polite cough...
No - it's keeping me awake at night. Pffffft. "So not quite hacking your lungs up yet then  | |||
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"Just finished a lemon pastry, it’s nearly lunch time "Oooooooh that sounds delicious | |||
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"Iron bru just take a drink Ooooh yum "Definitely is that it’s my soft drink off chose being Scottish and all that | |||
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"Nothing but now I want to stuff a Belgian bun in it
I'll send one up x"Yay | |||
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"A penis. Oh no, wait, that’s her. I’m watching porn. Live or tv If it was live I wouldn’t be on here! "Multi tasking.... oh wait | |||
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"Just finished a lemon pastry, it’s nearly lunch time
Oooooooh that sounds delicious"It was, although it turned out to be more like a cake than pastry, my French is rubbish  | |||
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"Iron bru just take a drink Ooooh yum
Definitely is that it’s my soft drink off chose being Scottish and all that "Aye xxx | |||
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"A strepsil.
Oh nooooooo lurgy alert
It's just a cough.
A polite cough...
No - it's keeping me awake at night. Pffffft. "Have you tried gargling with soluble Aspirin? | |||
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"The bitter taste of resentment is what is in my mouth." What's up treacle | |||
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"Nothing not allowed cake! Love belgun buns x" 
Not allowed cake?????? | |||
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"Spearmint chews found in a local shop and sold by the quarter!" How many did you buy | |||
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"San Miguel " Chilled with lime | |||
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"Just my tongue And the thought of cake right now is making my mouth water "No teeth | |||
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"Nothing not allowed cake! Love belgun buns x
Not allowed cake??????"Diabetic fed up with it at mo! But that's life! Lots worse of for sure x | |||
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"Nothing not allowed cake! Love belgun buns x
Not allowed cake??????
Diabetic fed up with it at mo! But that's life! Lots worse of for sure x"Ahhh I see x | |||
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"I had a finger of fudge not that long ago so that’s still on my tastebuds. Cadbury’s by the way not the chaps
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"Banana" | |||
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"Nothing right now although my stomach is growing at me. NBVN x" Always obey your stomach | |||
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"Someone left a set of false teeth on their tray at the cafe in Morrisons so I've been wearing them all day. " | |||
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"Five minutes ago, it was raspberry coconut ice covered in dark chocolate." Oooooh yes, send some down x | |||
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"Just had a chocolate custard Danish slice and a packet of cheese and onion ringos "Mmm pucker up | |||
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"Just had a chocolate custard Danish slice and a packet of cheese and onion ringos "That is some serious flavour mixing there Cherry x | |||
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"Decaf coffee. Apparently I have a caffeine issue that needs dealing with "Are you getting symptoms Posh x | |||
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"Brussels sprouts with butter and bacon "Ooooh food filth... love it | |||
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"Spearmint chews found in a local shop and sold by the quarter! How many did you buy" half a pound and ate the lot | |||
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"More toast"
Big mac and cbd tea
I'm in a happy place  | |||
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"I an currently snaffling a delicious Belgium Bun and getting thoroughly messy
Sooooo.... what's In your gob right now "Absolutely nowt. Back on plan after gaining a shitloaf of weight since Christmas. | |||
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"I an currently snaffling a delicious Belgium Bun and getting thoroughly messy
Sooooo.... what's In your gob right now "My tongue | |||
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"Shitloaf. Says it all really  "
I'm going to use that word as often as I can
'My body aches fecking all over, work is a goddam shitloaf right now..'
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"Shitloaf. Says it all really
I'm going to use that word as often as I can
'My body aches fecking all over, work is a goddam shitloaf right now..'
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"Vanilla protein shake  "He'll ^^^ be parping all night... | |||
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"Vanilla protein shake
He'll ^^^ be parping all night...
"But looking svelte while doing it! | |||
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"Cherry juice "Hope I squeezed enough out for you? | |||
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"Cherry juice
Hope I squeezed enough out for you? "Another pint should do it please | |||
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"Vanilla protein shake
He'll ^^^ be parping all night...
But looking svelte while doing it!"He probably could make it look sexy  | |||
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"Cherry juice
Hope I squeezed enough out for you?
Another pint should do it please "*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand.... | |||
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"Cherry juice
Hope I squeezed enough out for you?
Another pint should do it please
*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand.... "Oh _eah baby | |||
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"Cherry juice
Hope I squeezed enough out for you?
Another pint should do it please
*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand.... "
Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season | |||
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"Cherry juice
Hope I squeezed enough out for you?
Another pint should do it please
*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....
Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season "^ he knows | |||
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"Cherry juice
Hope I squeezed enough out for you?
Another pint should do it please
*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....
Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season
^ he knows "Good job I can breathe through my ears | |||
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"Cherry juice
Hope I squeezed enough out for you?
Another pint should do it please
*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....
Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season
^ he knows
Good job I can breathe through my ears "Prove it | |||
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"Cherry juice
Hope I squeezed enough out for you?
Another pint should do it please
*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....
Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season
^ he knows
Good job I can breathe through my ears
Prove it "Come on then you pair and just leave one ear exposed | |||
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"Cherry juice
Hope I squeezed enough out for you?
Another pint should do it please
*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....
Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season
^ he knows
Good job I can breathe through my ears
Prove it "Not if thighs are clamped over them... | |||
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"Cherry juice
Hope I squeezed enough out for you?
Another pint should do it please
*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....
Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season
^ he knows
Good job I can breathe through my ears
Prove it
Not if thighs are clamped over them... "You make a good point. Fuck it. If he dies, he dies | |||
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"Cherry juice
Hope I squeezed enough out for you?
Another pint should do it please
*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....
Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season
^ he knows
Good job I can breathe through my ears
Prove it
Not if thighs are clamped over them...
You make a good point.
Fuck it. If he dies, he dies "I’m prepared to take that risk….last will and testimony is written out for the local gerbil shelter | |||
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"Cherry juice
Hope I squeezed enough out for you?
Another pint should do it please
*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....
Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season
^ he knows
Good job I can breathe through my ears
Prove it
Not if thighs are clamped over them...
You make a good point.
Fuck it. If he dies, he dies
I’m prepared to take that risk….last will and testimony is written out for the local gerbil shelter "You're a good, brave and noble man. Songs will be sung of your deeds. | |||
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"Cherry juice
Hope I squeezed enough out for you?
Another pint should do it please
*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....
Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season
^ he knows
Good job I can breathe through my ears
Prove it
Not if thighs are clamped over them...
You make a good point.
Fuck it. If he dies, he dies "Always the humanitarian | |||
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"Vanilla protein shake
He'll ^^^ be parping all night...
But looking svelte while doing it!
He probably could make it look sexy " Feeling called out and flattered at the same time. So many emotions | |||
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"Cherry juice
Hope I squeezed enough out for you?
Another pint should do it please
*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....
Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season
^ he knows
Good job I can breathe through my ears
Prove it
Not if thighs are clamped over them...
You make a good point.
Fuck it. If he dies, he dies
Always the humanitarian "Totally am | |||
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"Cherry juice
Hope I squeezed enough out for you?
Another pint should do it please
*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....
Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season
^ he knows
Good job I can breathe through my ears
Prove it
Not if thighs are clamped over them...
You make a good point.
Fuck it. If he dies, he dies
I’m prepared to take that risk….last will and testimony is written out for the local gerbil shelter
You're a good, brave and noble man. Songs will be sung of your deeds."Screw that….just hold an orgy in my name instead and charge them entry. Then donate that money to the local donkey sanctuary….animals lives matter an all that | |||
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"Cherry juice
Hope I squeezed enough out for you?
Another pint should do it please
*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....
Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season
^ he knows
Good job I can breathe through my ears
Prove it
Not if thighs are clamped over them...
You make a good point.
Fuck it. If he dies, he dies
I’m prepared to take that risk….last will and testimony is written out for the local gerbil shelter
You're a good, brave and noble man. Songs will be sung of your deeds.
Screw that….just hold an orgy in my name instead and charge them entry.
Then donate that money to the local donkey sanctuary….animals lives matter an all that "Deal. Now... just to test the theory | |||
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"Sticky Toffee Pudding Chocolate Hob Nobs" OMG I've been told these exist. Very envious | |||
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"Cherry juice
Hope I squeezed enough out for you?
Another pint should do it please
*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....
Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season
^ he knows
Good job I can breathe through my ears
Prove it
Not if thighs are clamped over them...
You make a good point.
Fuck it. If he dies, he dies
Always the humanitarian
Totally am " | |||
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"Vanilla protein shake
He'll ^^^ be parping all night...
But looking svelte while doing it!
He probably could make it look sexy
Feeling called out and flattered at the same time. So many emotions ".. Or just wind?? | |||
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"Vanilla protein shake
He'll ^^^ be parping all night...
But looking svelte while doing it!
He probably could make it look sexy
Feeling called out and flattered at the same time. So many emotions
.. Or just wind?? "Wait hang on... Yeah you're right | |||
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"Vanilla protein shake
He'll ^^^ be parping all night...
But looking svelte while doing it!
He probably could make it look sexy
Feeling called out and flattered at the same time. So many emotions
.. Or just wind??
Wait hang on... Yeah you're right " | |||
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