FabSwingers.com forum: Pooing at work

By *ackFromTheDead2 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Surrey

Yes or no what are your thoughts? I've been debating it with friends for a bit

Some are saying poo on company time so you get paid for it others are saying you need the comfort of your own home

I'm just here to waste time until batman at midnight but I'm very curious if you think it's okay & if yes has anybody been caught poiing at work? Have you caught a coworker?

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

10 mins a day on the bog equals 40 hours per year

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By *oanonmyboneMan
over a year ago

maybe close

Absolutely. Can’t beat getting paid to empty the bowels

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Have you seen the state of some of those work toilets!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

The boss is paid a dollar, while I'm paid a dime. That's why I shit on company time

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By *ackFromTheDead2 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Surrey

"The boss is paid a dollar, while I'm paid a dime. That's why I shit on company time

Love that

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I just poo when I need to poo if I'm honest. Being in work or at home makes no difference

It also doesn't take me 10 minutes to poo if people are struggling that much unless they have a medical issue they shouldn't be, drink more fluids it helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noo. Cant poo anywhere else. Gotta be my toilet. Remember in a school time when i was running from lessons to home

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By *eneralPMan
over a year ago

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"Yes or no what are your thoughts? I've been debating it with friends for a bit

Some are saying poo on company time so you get paid for it others are saying you need the comfort of your own home

I'm just here to waste time until batman at midnight but I'm very curious if you think it's okay & if yes has anybody been caught poiing at work? Have you caught a coworker?"

Absolutely. I use my time wisely so a daily trip on work time is absolutely essential when in the office!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I poo when I need to poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work from home so it’s a standard but when I was in the office I absolutely would!

When you gotta go you gotta go!

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Always having a morning poo at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you gotta go

You got to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat being paid to take a dump

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I like to relax when having a number 2 & can't do that properly at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, any toilet other than my own may as well be the one from Trainspotting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely, I'm being paid to poop, saving on tissue and hand soap.

It's cost effective

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I don’t poo

Was in the office for the first time on Tuesday & someone found a book amongst the detritus that was scattered around ‘How To Poo At Work’

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

What?

People really spend time thinking and discussing this?

If you need a poo, have one. Simple.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"10 mins a day on the bog equals 40 hours per year

10 minutes!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would make up an excuse and go home sick before I would poo at work. In my last office I think people were the opposite and came in just to stink our loos out

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The toilets in my place of work are immaculate so I'd have no problem doing it if needed.

Managing the cleaning staff is part of my job, so that shit (so to speak) is covered.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"10 mins a day on the bog equals 40 hours per year

10 minutes!?!

I've just had one between posts

For me, it also can't be counted as down time, as I work infront of computer screens and so I'm supposed to be having a 5 min break ever hour anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t get me wrong I love the comfort of my home to drop a deuce but if there’s the option to be paid per chunk. I’m taking a dump at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm, would that be called time off in loo??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmm, would that be called time off in loo??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some truly wonderful threads on here.

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

"Absolutely. Can’t beat getting paid to empty the bowels "

The only thing better us pooing on overtime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get paid time and a turd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get paid time and a turd."

I hate myself as I laughed way harder than I should have at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shit and a wank on company time each day - two minor wins that free's me up to do other things on my own time

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

If I’m absolutely desperate then I will or if I’m feeling a bit poorly in the tummy area

but other than that I prefer to poop on my own pot at home

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I’m happy with work and out and about.

For some reason though, my “away form” seems to have deserted me in recent years.

Thankfully my “home form” remains largely good. Obviously it’s not down to supporters - that’d be a bit strange

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I envy people who can dictate when they open their bowels.

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

A colleague of mine has 6 dumps a day!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm a home bowl kinda gal.

If I need a dump at work it means I've got a dodgy tummy heading my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had to tun into a guys shed it was an emergency

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I prefer to go at home but I'm not going to spend the whole day uncomfortable just to wait. Luckily most places I work have self contained toilets with the sink and hand dryer in the room and an automatic air freshener that goes off every few minutes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do it in work. I get a mental block so end up holding it in all day.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I just can't. My bowel switches off between 9 and 6

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"Mmm, would that be called time off in loo??

Better if it's overtime and you're on overtime... will you be paid time & a turd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have diagrams on the back of the toilet doors at work telling people not to stand on the toilet seats and to wipe everything down if they accidentally get shit all over the seat/ walls.

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"We have diagrams on the back of the toilet doors at work telling people not to stand on the toilet seats and to wipe everything down if they accidentally get shit all over the seat/ walls. "

Sounds like some there need toilet training

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Whoever keeps pooing in the disabled loo and not flushing, please can you cease and desist? Ta

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough

"I just poo when I need to poo if I'm honest. Being in work or at home makes no difference

It also doesn't take me 10 minutes to poo if people are struggling that much unless they have a medical issue they shouldn't be, drink more fluids it helps

This

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