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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Russian. She regularly makes a grab for my goods and its a constant battle to stop her invading my half the bed.

Should I worry?

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd worry when she tries to detach your bolshavicks when your distracted

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Only if she invades Cockatstand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd worry when she tries to detach your bolshavicks when your distracted"

It's been threatened

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And into the valley rode the 5000

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Tell her if she doesn't retreat she'll get one in the Volga and one up the Urals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worry come rag week she could go nuclear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell her if she doesn't retreat she'll get one in the Volga and one up the Urals"

Brilliant.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Worry come rag week she could go nuclear "

This may be the problem, she lost all that apparatus years ago and I think the resulting change in hormones may have destabilised her and led to an irrational urge to regain historic territory.

Mt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only if she invades Cockatstand"

Regularly

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am planning my next invasion of you Mr NBVN...

NBVN x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Don't worry Mr. Just roll with it. It's the safest way.

Then come up behind her when she least expects it with your mighty weapons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't worry Mr. Just roll with it. It's the safest way.

Then come up behind her when she least expects it with your mighty weapons."

A weapon of arse destruction?

Mr

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"Worry come rag week she could go nuclear "

You mean flying the red flag?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Don't worry Mr. Just roll with it. It's the safest way.

Then come up behind her when she least expects it with your mighty weapons.

A weapon of arse destruction?

Mr"

That's the one!

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By *uffolkClareClactonDaveCouple
over a year ago

Felixstowe/Clacton-on-Sea


"I'd worry when she tries to detach your bolshavicks when your distracted"

Or when she kicks you in the Gulags...

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