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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guys, so say you are staying overnight with your lady, and you know you have that moment early mornings, where u are spooning your lady ship,still pretty much asleep/half asleep but you aren’t really with it. And she pretty much feels your boner pressed against her back/bum…and as we do, she might be pushing back (as we all involuntarily do, almost like a reaction to your action)

My questions are:

Does it all happen because of a sex dream that you are having? Or is it more a body reaction? Who are you actually thinking about when getting grinded back? Are you using our bodies and thinking of other women in your REM phase?

Seriously, I need answers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its a bit of both and i'd be thinking of whoevers in my bed at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I wake up with an erection these days, it's usually because I need a piss.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

I’ve woken up with an erection having completely forgot I had someone in my bed

So I don’t think they play a factor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the body

When your sleeping 90% off the body is relaxed

Witch in the case off that

It’s a muscle that stops the blood flowing in to it at all times

So when in a sleep state it relaxed and blood will flow in and case it to get hard

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

It's called morning glory for a reason, it's just a natural reaction that happens to most guys every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your testosterone level is at its highest in the morning after you wake up. It is highest immediately after waking up from rapid eye movement (REM) sleep stage. The increase in this hormone alone may be enough to cause an erection, even in the absence of any physical stimulation.

Either that or the morning wood fairy turned up and sprinkled magic dust on mi winky

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm usually thinking about breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the Viagra.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So we are doing a good job to arch and push away then

But I’d be well annoyed if my man had a sex dream and was just using MY BODY unconsciously for his intents and purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally."

This

As werll as sometimes we just need to get to the loo asap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally."

So it’s literally hormonal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

State of relaxation & morning testerone spike during sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally.

So it’s literally hormonal "

Nope the testosterone thing is wrong guys jacked to the hills on test don’t walk around with boners 24/7

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally.

So it’s literally hormonal

Nope the testosterone thing is wrong guys jacked to the hills on test don’t walk around with boners 24/7 "
dr google said so and he is always right so ner ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually don’t have a personal answer, I’ve no recollection of dreams that may cause it. First thing I know of it is rolling over onto what appears to be the equivalent of a bicycle kick stand

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"So we are doing a good job to arch and push away then

But I’d be well annoyed if my man had a sex dream and was just using MY BODY unconsciously for his intents and purposes "

It’s a natural phenomenon… but once it’s there it does seem a terrible waste not to back into in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally.

So it’s literally hormonal

Nope the testosterone thing is wrong guys jacked to the hills on test don’t walk around with boners 24/7 dr google said so and he is always right so ner ner ner"

Dose dr google know people at the top leaves off sports and also lab testing people who literally work under the golden snitch

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally.

So it’s literally hormonal

Nope the testosterone thing is wrong guys jacked to the hills on test don’t walk around with boners 24/7 "

Nope, it's right.

It's how they test for ED issues. Sleep with a paper ring around your cock, if it's broken in the morning then it's not a hormonal issue, it's psychological

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"Guys, so say you are staying overnight with your lady, and you know you have that moment early mornings, where u are spooning your lady ship,still pretty much asleep/half asleep but you aren’t really with it. And she pretty much feels your boner pressed against her back/bum…and as we do, she might be pushing back (as we all involuntarily do, almost like a reaction to your action)

My questions are:

Does it all happen because of a sex dream that you are having? Or is it more a body reaction? Who are you actually thinking about when getting grinded back? Are you using our bodies and thinking of other women in your REM phase?

Seriously, I need answers!!

"

I think it’s more scientific than that… but I’ve certainly woken up during a filthy dream with a raging hardon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys, so say you are staying overnight with your lady, and you know you have that moment early mornings, where u are spooning your lady ship,still pretty much asleep/half asleep but you aren’t really with it. And she pretty much feels your boner pressed against her back/bum…and as we do, she might be pushing back (as we all involuntarily do, almost like a reaction to your action)

My questions are:

Does it all happen because of a sex dream that you are having? Or is it more a body reaction? Who are you actually thinking about when getting grinded back? Are you using our bodies and thinking of other women in your REM phase?

Seriously, I need answers!!

I think it’s more scientific than that… but I’ve certainly woken up during a filthy dream with a raging hardon"

My question is, who was in your sex dream tho??! Like… the girl in ur bed or just another woman?

If the answer is the second, I’d be like.. WOW THE NERVE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally.

"

And there the “thought I was special” moment gone forever

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"Guys, so say you are staying overnight with your lady, and you know you have that moment early mornings, where u are spooning your lady ship,still pretty much asleep/half asleep but you aren’t really with it. And she pretty much feels your boner pressed against her back/bum…and as we do, she might be pushing back (as we all involuntarily do, almost like a reaction to your action)

My questions are:

Does it all happen because of a sex dream that you are having? Or is it more a body reaction? Who are you actually thinking about when getting grinded back? Are you using our bodies and thinking of other women in your REM phase?

Seriously, I need answers!!

I think it’s more scientific than that… but I’ve certainly woken up during a filthy dream with a raging hardon

My question is, who was in your sex dream tho??! Like… the girl in ur bed or just another woman?

If the answer is the second, I’d be like.. WOW THE NERVE "

Let’s be honest here, we have no control over our dreams lol it could be the girl in bed, it could be another girl, or it could be many girls lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally.

So it’s literally hormonal

Nope the testosterone thing is wrong guys jacked to the hills on test don’t walk around with boners 24/7

Nope, it's right.

It's how they test for ED issues. Sleep with a paper ring around your cock, if it's broken in the morning then it's not a hormonal issue, it's psychological "

So if test is apart off it

Can I ask how uber ream wasn’t walking around with one 24/7 failed at a staggering 36/1

Can I ask how the monster TRT vitro wasn’t at a leave off 24/1

When the peak athletes in nature forum can only go to about 7/1

By all accounts those two should have been walking around with a permanent one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys, so say you are staying overnight with your lady, and you know you have that moment early mornings, where u are spooning your lady ship,still pretty much asleep/half asleep but you aren’t really with it. And she pretty much feels your boner pressed against her back/bum…and as we do, she might be pushing back (as we all involuntarily do, almost like a reaction to your action)

My questions are:

Does it all happen because of a sex dream that you are having? Or is it more a body reaction? Who are you actually thinking about when getting grinded back? Are you using our bodies and thinking of other women in your REM phase?

Seriously, I need answers!!

I think it’s more scientific than that… but I’ve certainly woken up during a filthy dream with a raging hardon

My question is, who was in your sex dream tho??! Like… the girl in ur bed or just another woman?

If the answer is the second, I’d be like.. WOW THE NERVE

Let’s be honest here, we have no control over our dreams lol it could be the girl in bed, it could be another girl, or it could be many girls lol"

*SLAPS*

Basically just a bum to make YOUR dream more real *takes note*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So we are doing a good job to arch and push away then

But I’d be well annoyed if my man had a sex dream and was just using MY BODY unconsciously for his intents and purposes

It’s a natural phenomenon… but once it’s there it does seem a terrible waste not to back into in "

We do what we gonna do *hair flicks*

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally.

So it’s literally hormonal

Nope the testosterone thing is wrong guys jacked to the hills on test don’t walk around with boners 24/7

Nope, it's right.

It's how they test for ED issues. Sleep with a paper ring around your cock, if it's broken in the morning then it's not a hormonal issue, it's psychological

So if test is apart off it

Can I ask how uber ream wasn’t walking around with one 24/7 failed at a staggering 36/1

Can I ask how the monster TRT vitro wasn’t at a leave off 24/1

When the peak athletes in nature forum can only go to about 7/1

By all accounts those two should have been walking around with a permanent one "

Like the others have mention above, rem sleep and peak testosterone levels.

These people you mention, were they asleep all the time?

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"Guys, so say you are staying overnight with your lady, and you know you have that moment early mornings, where u are spooning your lady ship,still pretty much asleep/half asleep but you aren’t really with it. And she pretty much feels your boner pressed against her back/bum…and as we do, she might be pushing back (as we all involuntarily do, almost like a reaction to your action)

My questions are:

Does it all happen because of a sex dream that you are having? Or is it more a body reaction? Who are you actually thinking about when getting grinded back? Are you using our bodies and thinking of other women in your REM phase?

Seriously, I need answers!!

I think it’s more scientific than that… but I’ve certainly woken up during a filthy dream with a raging hardon

My question is, who was in your sex dream tho??! Like… the girl in ur bed or just another woman?

If the answer is the second, I’d be like.. WOW THE NERVE

Let’s be honest here, we have no control over our dreams lol it could be the girl in bed, it could be another girl, or it could be many girls lol

*SLAPS*

Basically just a bum to make YOUR dream more real *takes note*

"

My bad!

If it helps, when we are awake it’s the girl we are in bed with we think about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often wake a partner up with my morning horn, never tell them it wasn't for them I just let them enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally.

So it’s literally hormonal

Nope the testosterone thing is wrong guys jacked to the hills on test don’t walk around with boners 24/7

Nope, it's right.

It's how they test for ED issues. Sleep with a paper ring around your cock, if it's broken in the morning then it's not a hormonal issue, it's psychological

So if test is apart off it

Can I ask how uber ream wasn’t walking around with one 24/7 failed at a staggering 36/1

Can I ask how the monster TRT vitro wasn’t at a leave off 24/1

When the peak athletes in nature forum can only go to about 7/1

By all accounts those two should have been walking around with a permanent one

Like the others have mention above, rem sleep and peak testosterone levels.

These people you mention, were they asleep all the time?"

Peak testosterone levels lol do you realise 36/1 in the highest ever recorded fail in the history off sports

You you realise that’s about 4-5 mill off test daily

Yes testosterone plays a part but it’s not the case

The case is the body muscle relaxing

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Us guys get boners for no reason sometimes

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

I’d say it’s a bit of both

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys, so say you are staying overnight with your lady, and you know you have that moment early mornings, where u are spooning your lady ship,still pretty much asleep/half asleep but you aren’t really with it. And she pretty much feels your boner pressed against her back/bum…and as we do, she might be pushing back (as we all involuntarily do, almost like a reaction to your action)

My questions are:

Does it all happen because of a sex dream that you are having? Or is it more a body reaction? Who are you actually thinking about when getting grinded back? Are you using our bodies and thinking of other women in your REM phase?

Seriously, I need answers!!

I think it’s more scientific than that… but I’ve certainly woken up during a filthy dream with a raging hardon

My question is, who was in your sex dream tho??! Like… the girl in ur bed or just another woman?

If the answer is the second, I’d be like.. WOW THE NERVE

Let’s be honest here, we have no control over our dreams lol it could be the girl in bed, it could be another girl, or it could be many girls lol

*SLAPS*

Basically just a bum to make YOUR dream more real *takes note*

My bad!

If it helps, when we are awake it’s the girl we are in bed with we think about"

Good answer, sir x

So the effort in the push backs are repaid then in full with interest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Often wake a partner up with my morning horn, never tell them it wasn't for them I just let them enjoy it"

GET OUT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think, at my age, it's my body stopping me from pissin the bed

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"Guys, so say you are staying overnight with your lady, and you know you have that moment early mornings, where u are spooning your lady ship,still pretty much asleep/half asleep but you aren’t really with it. And she pretty much feels your boner pressed against her back/bum…and as we do, she might be pushing back (as we all involuntarily do, almost like a reaction to your action)

My questions are:

Does it all happen because of a sex dream that you are having? Or is it more a body reaction? Who are you actually thinking about when getting grinded back? Are you using our bodies and thinking of other women in your REM phase?

Seriously, I need answers!!

I think it’s more scientific than that… but I’ve certainly woken up during a filthy dream with a raging hardon

My question is, who was in your sex dream tho??! Like… the girl in ur bed or just another woman?

If the answer is the second, I’d be like.. WOW THE NERVE

Let’s be honest here, we have no control over our dreams lol it could be the girl in bed, it could be another girl, or it could be many girls lol

*SLAPS*

Basically just a bum to make YOUR dream more real *takes note*

My bad!

If it helps, when we are awake it’s the girl we are in bed with we think about

Good answer, sir x

So the effort in the push backs are repaid then in full with interest? "

With balls… I mean bells on

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Your testosterone level is at its highest in the morning after you wake up. It is highest immediately after waking up from rapid eye movement (REM) sleep stage. The increase in this hormone alone may be enough to cause an erection, even in the absence of any physical stimulation."

•

Correct.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Often wake a partner up with my morning horn, never tell them it wasn't for them I just let them enjoy it

GET OUT! "

Why did you start this thread Kylie? Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think, at my age, it's my body stopping me from pissin the bed "

love you Buss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Often wake a partner up with my morning horn, never tell them it wasn't for them I just let them enjoy it

GET OUT!

Why did you start this thread Kylie? Why? "

It’s all coming out and I’m starting to understand that some things should remain a mystery

:’(

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I get a sleep boner almost every night and it never seems to be stimulated by anything at all, it just happens.

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Body reaction

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By *aul40nwMan
over a year ago

wirral


"If I wake up with an erection these days, it's usually because I need a piss. "

This is so true hahaha

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By *orkcoastguyMan
over a year ago

Bridlington.

I have awoken numerous times to find my bed partner pushing her pussy back into my hard cock. It makes waking up positively special.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great question.

I guess a mixture of whom I’m in bed with, how relaxed I feel, what I’m touching/feeling at the time…

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally."

You're breaking it to Kylie, not the woman collective!

Most of us know how cocks work.

Not waking up with an erection regularly is a red flag for heart health Kylie, it's an involuntary response.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's a bit of both. A nice way to wake up her moist me hard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have awoken numerous times to find my bed partner pushing her pussy back into my hard cock. It makes waking up positively special."

Push backs are kinda the best! like my guilty pleasure for sure and love leading that to the main course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally.

You're breaking it to Kylie, not the woman collective!

Most of us know how cocks work.

Not waking up with an erection regularly is a red flag for heart health Kylie, it's an involuntary response."

A red flag? How so?

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally.

So it’s literally hormonal

Nope the testosterone thing is wrong guys jacked to the hills on test don’t walk around with boners 24/7

Nope, it's right.

It's how they test for ED issues. Sleep with a paper ring around your cock, if it's broken in the morning then it's not a hormonal issue, it's psychological

So if test is apart off it

Can I ask how uber ream wasn’t walking around with one 24/7 failed at a staggering 36/1

Can I ask how the monster TRT vitro wasn’t at a leave off 24/1

When the peak athletes in nature forum can only go to about 7/1

By all accounts those two should have been walking around with a permanent one

Like the others have mention above, rem sleep and peak testosterone levels.

These people you mention, were they asleep all the time?

Peak testosterone levels lol do you realise 36/1 in the highest ever recorded fail in the history off sports

You you realise that’s about 4-5 mill off test daily

Yes testosterone plays a part but it’s not the case

The case is the body muscle relaxing"

I'm glad you finally agree with us lol

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally.

You're breaking it to Kylie, not the woman collective!

Most of us know how cocks work.

Not waking up with an erection regularly is a red flag for heart health Kylie, it's an involuntary response.

A red flag? How so?"

The British Heart Foundation has this info https://www.bhf.org.uk/informationsupport/heart-matters-magazine/wellbeing/erectile-dysfunction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally.

You're breaking it to Kylie, not the woman collective!

Most of us know how cocks work.

Not waking up with an erection regularly is a red flag for heart health Kylie, it's an involuntary response.

A red flag? How so?

The British Heart Foundation has this info https://www.bhf.org.uk/informationsupport/heart-matters-magazine/wellbeing/erectile-dysfunction

"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks everyone for the insightful comments btw x

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By *bboredguyMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally.

So it’s literally hormonal "

Correct

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow


"Hate to break it to you ladies, but the vast majority of reasoning has nothing to do with our dream, or your touch.

Testosterone is at its highest just after REM. Along with other bodily actions internally.

So it’s literally hormonal "

Yup although I’m sure the boner is better if a sexy lady were there (good deed of the day)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you guys wake up EVERY single morning with a boner??

Answers please

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west


"Do you guys wake up EVERY single morning with a boner??

Answers please "

Not every morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah pretty much every single morning for no particular reason but I can say mine is at is hardest and best in a morning

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Yeah pretty much every single morning for no particular reason but I can say mine is at is hardest and best in a morning "

Mines at its hardest in the morning, but I’d be lying if I said any part of me was at its best before noon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you guys wake up EVERY single morning with a boner??

Answers please "

Yeah every morning like rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys, so say you are staying overnight with your lady, and you know you have that moment early mornings, where u are spooning your lady ship,still pretty much asleep/half asleep but you aren’t really with it. And she pretty much feels your boner pressed against her back/bum…and as we do, she might be pushing back (as we all involuntarily do, almost like a reaction to your action)

My questions are:

Does it all happen because of a sex dream that you are having? Or is it more a body reaction? Who are you actually thinking about when getting grinded back? Are you using our bodies and thinking of other women in your REM phase?

Seriously, I need answers!!

"

It happens because a guy is sexually turned on . Morning boners are normal but even more so if a guy is sexually turned on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you guys wake up EVERY single morning with a boner??

Answers please "

Pretty much .

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Sometimes wake at 3am absolutely rock solid. Some times it's get put to good use with my lovey wife other times I just sleep it off.

But a receptive parter is always a bonus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you guys wake up EVERY single morning with a boner??

Answers please "

Would generally say 5 out of 7 mornings x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you guys wake up EVERY single morning with a boner??

Answers please "

Most of the time Kylie, yes. And although I would agree that's its normal I would also point out yhat what people haven't mentioned yet is the strength of the boner. If its just morning glory or an, (age related), piss then its justva mild boner. However, if I've awoken or semi-awoken from an extremely exciting dream then its a 'pulser' and push backs are always very much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys, so say you are staying overnight with your lady, and you know you have that moment early mornings, where u are spooning your lady ship,still pretty much asleep/half asleep but you aren’t really with it. And she pretty much feels your boner pressed against her back/bum…and as we do, she might be pushing back (as we all involuntarily do, almost like a reaction to your action)

My questions are:

Does it all happen because of a sex dream that you are having? Or is it more a body reaction? Who are you actually thinking about when getting grinded back? Are you using our bodies and thinking of other women in your REM phase?

Seriously, I need answers!!

It happens because a guy is sexually turned on . Morning boners are normal but even more so if a guy is sexually turned on."

I mean I assumed that it was cos he was sexually turned on and potentially I mean being close and touching etc might obviously trigger such raging boner. Or maybe it is all that, plus sex dream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you guys wake up EVERY single morning with a boner??

Answers please

Most of the time Kylie, yes. And although I would agree that's its normal I would also point out yhat what people haven't mentioned yet is the strength of the boner. If its just morning glory or an, (age related), piss then its justva mild boner. However, if I've awoken or semi-awoken from an extremely exciting dream then its a 'pulser' and push backs are always very much appreciated "

Kylie likes a raging pulses

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford

It’s a natural instinct. Animalistic I guess.

Often wondered if the lady next to me gets turned on when she feels how hard I am. I hope she does!

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Does it all happen because of a sex dream that you are having?

Sometimes, but I usually wake up before the good bit and take my frustration out on my wife.

Or is it more a body reaction?

Sudden blood flow to the cock when waking up helps. A lot.

Who are you actually thinking about when getting grinded back?

The person who I am grinding against usually. (Usually)

Are you using our bodies and thinking of other women in your REM phase?

Well that would be rude, but if I did I would definitely talk about it during. Talking about other people while having sex is a turn on for me.

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow


"Do you guys wake up EVERY single morning with a boner??

Answers please "

Yup I do…

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

5am hard ons are pretty inconvenient in the modern world. Human evolution is slow to catch up.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I just always wake up hard, it's just common morning wood. I had a worrying couple of weeks in my early 30's when I woke soft but that past

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By *ony tunnelMan
over a year ago

birkenhead

My ex missus used to wake me up guiding my boner into her pussy.I mean what a perfect way to wake up in the morning.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

As all ken can attest, you get an erection when your body decides you need one.

If thats in front of a group of people, in the swimming pool, when the Dr is cupping a ball… it happens.

When you want to have one is when your body tells you to fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it all happen because of a sex dream that you are having?

Sometimes, but I usually wake up before the good bit and take my frustration out on my wife.

Or is it more a body reaction?

Sudden blood flow to the cock when waking up helps. A lot.

Who are you actually thinking about when getting grinded back?

The person who I am grinding against usually. (Usually)

Are you using our bodies and thinking of other women in your REM phase?

Well that would be rude, but if I did I would definitely talk about it during. Talking about other people while having sex is a turn on for me.

"

Ha thanks for the detailed question sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can honestly, I never remember what I've been dreaming about when woken with morning glory...which is pretty much a useless answer to your question

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By *uffolkClareClactonDaveCouple
over a year ago

Felixstowe/Clacton-on-Sea

Sleep erections are our body's way of giving ourselves a daily MOT. While we're relaxed the body can use more resources to pump blood to the corpus spongiosum thereby exercising all the blood vessels and surrounding tissue and keeping the cock healthy.

Regular sex is also a great way of keeping your cock fit guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love one of these pressed against my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love one of these pressed against my arse "

Just leave a fab photo up on phone every night...you can have a plethora to choose from

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m simply putting it down to me being a perv, if I have a big grin when sleeping I most certainly am thinking of someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love one of these pressed against my arse

Just leave a fab photo up on phone every night...you can have a plethora to choose from "

Genius

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love one of these pressed against my arse "

*snap*

SAME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love one of these pressed against my arse

Just leave a fab photo up on phone every night...you can have a plethora to choose from

Genius "

I have my moment's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love one of these pressed against my arse "

There’s a few who commented on this thread I’d happily let them press themselves against my ass

No names tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love one of these pressed against my arse

There’s a few who commented on this thread I’d happily let them press themselves against my ass

No names tho "

Didn't know you cared

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Love one of these pressed against my arse

There’s a few who commented on this thread I’d happily let them press themselves against my ass

No names tho "

Time to rename my profile to "no names tho"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m simply putting it down to me being a perv, if I have a big grin when sleeping I most certainly am thinking of someone "

If you are with me, you better be thinking of me with that boner pressed against my bum cheeks…. Sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love one of these pressed against my arse

There’s a few who commented on this thread I’d happily let them press themselves against my ass

No names tho

Time to rename my profile to "no names tho" "

Shut down the internet , you win the best comment of the year x haha …spat my drink

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I’m simply putting it down to me being a perv, if I have a big grin when sleeping I most certainly am thinking of someone

If you are with me, you better be thinking of me with that boner pressed against my bum cheeks…. Sir "

If I were with you, I wouldn’t be sleeping

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Love one of these pressed against my arse "

Top tip: sew a lynx deodorant can into the back of your pyjamas to replicate the sensation of the average fab cock

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way


"Guys, so say you are staying overnight with your lady, and you know you have that moment early mornings, where u are spooning your lady ship,still pretty much asleep/half asleep but you aren’t really with it. And she pretty much feels your boner pressed against her back/bum…and as we do, she might be pushing back (as we all involuntarily do, almost like a reaction to your action)

My questions are:

Does it all happen because of a sex dream that you are having? Or is it more a body reaction? Who are you actually thinking about when getting grinded back? Are you using our bodies and thinking of other women in your REM phase?

Seriously, I need answers!!

I think it’s more scientific than that… but I’ve certainly woken up during a filthy dream with a raging hardon"

You have the exact same photos as someone else on here. Interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you guys wake up EVERY single morning with a boner??

Answers please

Most of the time Kylie, yes. And although I would agree that's its normal I would also point out yhat what people haven't mentioned yet is the strength of the boner. If its just morning glory or an, (age related), piss then its justva mild boner. However, if I've awoken or semi-awoken from an extremely exciting dream then its a 'pulser' and push backs are always very much appreciated

Kylie likes a raging pulses "

I'm very 'veiny' so blood rushes around to all the right places very quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love one of these pressed against my arse

Top tip: sew a lynx deodorant can into the back of your pyjamas to replicate the sensation of the average fab cock "

I don’t wear pyjamas and it might be uncomfortable to roll over on. I was thinking a small bottle of cok.e would do the job instead. And then I could take a swig from it if thirsty in the night

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth


"Love one of these pressed against my arse

Top tip: sew a lynx deodorant can into the back of your pyjamas to replicate the sensation of the average fab cock

I don’t wear pyjamas and it might be uncomfortable to roll over on. I was thinking a small bottle of cok.e would do the job instead. And then I could take a swig from it if thirsty in the night "

There are limits to multi-tasking, and a swig of warm , even from a bottle clenched between your adorable cheeks, might just have reached that point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love one of these pressed against my arse

Top tip: sew a lynx deodorant can into the back of your pyjamas to replicate the sensation of the average fab cock

I don’t wear pyjamas and it might be uncomfortable to roll over on. I was thinking a small bottle of cok.e would do the job instead. And then I could take a swig from it if thirsty in the night

There are limits to multi-tasking, and a swig of warm , even from a bottle clenched between your adorable cheeks, might just have reached that point."

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