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By *echnosonic_Brummie OP   Man
over a year ago

Willenhall

I'll start. Ahem...

Justin Timberlake has travelled to Ukraine in an attempt to help defend the country.

Apparently, he'll be stationed near a Crimea river...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate keeps taking pics of himself next to a boiling kettle.

I think he has selfie steam issues…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep seeing people make jokes about communism.

They're not funny unless everyone gets them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the difference between jam and marmalade??

You don’t marmalade your Willy up a woman’s bum

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By *ony tunnelMan
over a year ago

birkenhead

In Ireland,most priests disapprove of sex before marriage.They claim it holds up the service.

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By *ony tunnelMan
over a year ago

birkenhead

Being british is about driving in a German car to an irish pub for a belgian beer,then travelling home,grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way,to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese tv.

And the most British thing of all?Suspicion of all things foreign!

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Putin’s favourite pop band? Steppes..

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By *echnosonic_Brummie OP   Man
over a year ago

Willenhall

I was chatting to a lady in the pub last night. We started talking about the current situation in Ukraine.

"What would you do if we got the four minute warning?" She asked.

I replied "Probably fuck the first thing that moved." Then, with a wink, I asked: "How about you?"

"I'd stand perfectly fucking still..."

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By *aulj69Man
over a year ago

dunstable

I stole my disabled Girlfriend's Wheelchair the other day but I'm not worried....

She'll soon come crawling back.. Lol

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By *andysbackbitchesTV/TS
over a year ago

Sunny old lemner

Took me wife on holiday.

Jamaica?

No she came of her own free will...

Next were going to hawaii..

Honolulu?

No. On a plane

....

Ill show myself out

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