FabSwingers.com forum: You run an inconvenience store what do you sell

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Hello everyone hope you are well .

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Toilet roll and pasta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inconvenient items.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Oh and popcorn for other threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Budgie smugglers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego swts with missing pieces

Colouring books already coloured

Mislabelled paints

1 day from best before bread

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Lego swts with missing pieces

Colouring books already coloured

Mislabelled paints

1 day from best before bread"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empty boxes of matches

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Morning after pills for all the bareback that's going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gift shop selling tropical fish that need feeding every 3 hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jars that can't be opened. Milk cartons that take an hour to open.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Empty boxes of matches "

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Items with only Chinese writing on the labels.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

The Squits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In inconvenience store, you say …

Well, bread and milk would be out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fork ‘andles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gift shop selling tropical fish that need feeding every 3 hours."

Random

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

left handed screwdrivers.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

2watt light bulbs.

Odd socks

Chocolate teapots

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

oh and tartan paint/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The scissors in a pack that needs to be opened by scissors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt & pepper pots with no holes

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Buckets of steam

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Government red tape and long stands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat batteries

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By *iren!!Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

Long weights, pairs of flip flips, and pocket holes

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Books that have bukkake related pages stuck together

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Alcohol free alcohol

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Second hand sex toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box of blue grinding sparks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stripy paint

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Nothing

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Laxatives but no toilet roll.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Soup hairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tin of sign writing paint with capital letters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorn and orange twirls

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Put sign up that says your open till 10pm but close at 4pm

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Normal items you'd find in a shop but all with brightly coloured packaging, cartoon characters plastered all over them, mazes and games on the back and offers of competitions and winnings. No child could walk past anything without demanding their parents buy it for them. Seriously inconvenient

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By *igBiGuy86Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Unlabelled tins, could be Peaches in Syrup, could be Pedigree Chum. You pays your money you takes your chance.

Packs of batteries with appropriately 2% charge in 3 of them, the other one will be full.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Hot vegetables and vegan foods cooked in seed oils.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flat batteries "

That could really spoil a ladies day yanno

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Hot vegetables and vegan foods cooked in seed oils. "

Wouldn't they be better cooked in goose fat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flat batteries "

You could call them "NeverReady" or "DeadAlready".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scissors in those stiff plastic packs that you need scissors to open.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

A wasp pet store

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Topics just for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything you want is on 3 week back order and all tooth brushes are left handed.

Bog roll is water soluble and bread is made with sawdust?

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"A wasp pet store

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disabled parking bay badges for the physically able

Parking attendants with baseball bats monitoring parent parking bays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pre packed ice cream with no ice cream in it, and same with crisps.

The disappointment would be unreal!!!

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Xmas pudding all year round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The jokes from inside of Christmas crackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Radiation tags

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Fab freedom passes....unused, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready meals with the instructions written in every language under the sun in tiny letters with no paragraphs.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Scissors in those stiff plastic packs that you need scissors to open. "

Aaaaagh! The ultimate pet hate!

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Hot vegetables and vegan foods cooked in seed oils.

Wouldn't they be better cooked in goose fat?

Goose fat is good for you. Seed oils are the worst thing in our diet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you want is out of stock.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Fork handles and billhooks

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Whatever you want is out of stock."
No tartan paint ?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Flat batteries

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Pot Noodles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fork handles

Dead parrots

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By *sylockeWoman
over a year ago

East Anglia

Queues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left handed pencils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blunts knives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wickless candles

Match heads

Adhesive free glue

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Nowt of use

Foreskins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used condoms.

Tea bags with no perforations.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Chocolate fireguard

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I sell candles.

What was that mate, lighters, matches? Nah don't sell those.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"I sell candles.

What was that mate, lighters, matches? Nah don't sell those.

Four candles or fork handles?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Tottenhams footballers although I don't think anyone would want to buy them after tonight's performance.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I sell candles.

What was that mate, lighters, matches? Nah don't sell those.

Four candles or fork handles? "

I'll give you a forking in a minute, I told you, you were banned after the last time you asked me to if I sold the air freshener called Hoof Hearted.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"I sell candles.

What was that mate, lighters, matches? Nah don't sell those.

Four candles or fork handles?

I'll give you a forking in a minute, I told you, you were banned after the last time you asked me to if I sold the air freshener called Hoof Hearted. "

I like the smell!

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Packs of mismatched batteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packets of scissors that you need scissors to open

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"I sell candles.

What was that mate, lighters, matches? Nah don't sell those.

Four candles or fork handles?

I'll give you a forking in a minute, I told you, you were banned after the last time you asked me to if I sold the air freshener called Hoof Hearted.

I like the smell!

Hoof Hearted is running in the 4.25 at Lingfield tomorrow

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Everything must be packaged in those stupid grip seal bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything must be packaged in those stupid grip seal bags. "
that's completly twisted and evil....

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By *haggydogMan
over a year ago

Brooklands/London

Betamax Video recorders and VHS tapes

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Sellotape with no starting point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sellotape with no starting point."

Thats just normal sellotape in my experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watermelons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything apart from what you want to buy, that’s on order, should be here in a day or two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solar powered torches ....only work in daylight

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Very useful 2022 software.

On floppy disks. As many floppy disks as it takes to hold what you need.

The instructions are on cassette.

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

Frozen milk

Tinned ham with the turn key missing

Yesterday's newspapers

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Hot vegetables and vegan foods cooked in seed oils.

Wouldn't they be better cooked in goose fat?

Goose fat is good for you. Seed oils are the worst thing in our diet.

I was being sarcastic about this being an INconvenient store

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boner pills.

Drain unblockers.

Olive oil.

Authentic French baguettes

Absorbent heavy duty tissue paper.

Free anal fist exam if you buy one of my fresh cucumbers.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Condoms and base the shop in a swingers hotel

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Used sticky underwear with added staines

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Hot vegetables and vegan foods cooked in seed oils.

Wouldn't they be better cooked in goose fat?

Goose fat is good for you. Seed oils are the worst thing in our diet.

I was being sarcastic about this being an INconvenient store

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nappies

Best thing to sell in an incontinent store

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