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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

I've just written out a birthday card I bought months ago and it reeks of aftershave.

Since I bought it it's been sitting in my bedroom, not touching anything.

It's sitting 2 feet away from me and the smell of the aftershave is stinging my nostrils.

I have no idea how the aftershave got on it, as there isn't any in my bedroom and the card hasn't left my room

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Some perv been grooming it perhaps?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Scent memories

Do you recognise it

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By *rTongueMan
over a year ago

...

Is it definitely the card? Have you moved it somewhere else to check the smell follows it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call Derek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call Derek"

All he's interested in is how much Mary loves Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be a ghost.

There’s no other logical explanation.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Have you checked it for ectoplasm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you checked it for ectoplasm?

"

Oh lord this will be on pancakes tonight... check out the pancake threads

I don't have any advice sorry OP

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it in a plastic covering. It could have captured the essence of whoever packed it. Otherwise I dont know.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

The card is having a secret affair, it’s likely got an account on here too. Has it also been buying designer underwear and taking more care of its appearance?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s probably Ghost Deep Night Eau de Toilette

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Have you checked your attic for lodgers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has to be a ghost.

There’s no other logical explanation. "

Do ghosts wear aftershave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has to be a ghost.

There’s no other logical explanation.

Do ghosts wear aftershave?"

If they're feeling dapper yes.

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By *orkcoastguyMan
over a year ago

Bridlington.

Check your panty drawer to see if any similar scents have been left there.

If so you have a stalker.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has to be a ghost.

There’s no other logical explanation.

Do ghosts wear aftershave?

If they're feeling dapper yes. "

Or is it a new way of being ghosted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you watched the TV show "You"?

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

Mystery solved; it's not aftershave, it's Alien moisturiser cream, which is in my bedroom somewhere but I still don't know how so much of it got on the card.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mystery solved; it's not aftershave, it's Alien moisturiser cream, which is in my bedroom somewhere but I still don't know how so much of it got on the card.

"

They mostly come at night

Mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has to be a ghost.

There’s no other logical explanation. "

Give it a rest with your obsession with ghosts!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has to be a ghost.

There’s no other logical explanation.

Give it a rest with your obsession with ghosts!!"

Remember that time you locked a fucking old man in a closet because you thought he was a ghost.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Mystery solved; it's not aftershave, it's Alien moisturiser cream, which is in my bedroom somewhere but I still don't know how so much of it got on the card.

They mostly come at night

Mostly"

That's me sleeping on the sofa tonight

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

I'd like to know how the scent got inside the card, inside the plastic cover.

Must be really good moisturiser

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mystery solved; it's not aftershave, it's Alien moisturiser cream, which is in my bedroom somewhere but I still don't know how so much of it got on the card.

They mostly come at night

Mostly"

Your photo

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Mystery solved; it's not aftershave, it's Alien moisturiser cream, which is in my bedroom somewhere but I still don't know how so much of it got on the card.

"

Alien moisturiser?? they didn’t leave this behind after they proved your bum hole did they?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

You're not going to waste a reeking good card though ?

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Mystery solved; it's not aftershave, it's Alien moisturiser cream, which is in my bedroom somewhere but I still don't know how so much of it got on the card.

Alien moisturiser?? they didn’t leave this behind after they proved your bum hole did they? "

I'm thinking you meant probed

Come to think of it, my hemorrhoids have been playing up today

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"You're not going to waste a reeking good card though ? "

No, it's going to someone for their birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh spooky! Smells are weird arnt they... sometimes the reception room in my home smells of cigar smoke

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