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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To have an uninterrupted wank round here! Day off work just got back from shopping, empty house oooooh. (Rare)

So gets myself on my bed, dildo in both holes, clit sucker doing its job and another one on my nipple, having a lovely old time and bang front door slams and feet come thundering up the stairs, never moved so fast to turn everything off, daughter back home from college early FML!

Any other ladies have this problem and how do you do it with people constantly in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutted

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Thank god I live alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gutted "

Then to top it off I read your message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, almost got busted OP! I'm glad I live alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I live alone too, naked and free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One the reasons my office had a lock on it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gutted

Then to top it off I read your message "
with great power comes great responsibility

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Seems like the answer is to live alone ha ha.

I am gutted for you. I feel the pain of having to stop mid wank. Usually the office is empty on a weekend so imagine my surprise when I hear the door open and people coming in this weekend. Never ruled things away so fast before ha ha

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"To have an uninterrupted wank round here! Day off work just got back from shopping, empty house oooooh. (Rare)

So gets myself on my bed, dildo in both holes, clit sucker doing its job and another one on my nipple, having a lovely old time and bang front door slams and feet come thundering up the stairs, never moved so fast to turn everything off, daughter back home from college early FML!

Any other ladies have this problem and how do you do it with people constantly in the house "

Go shopping earlier in future?

And don't forget those pics you promised me......

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"To have an uninterrupted wank round here! Day off work just got back from shopping, empty house oooooh. (Rare)

So gets myself on my bed, dildo in both holes, clit sucker doing its job and another one on my nipple, having a lovely old time and bang front door slams and feet come thundering up the stairs, never moved so fast to turn everything off, daughter back home from college early FML!

Any other ladies have this problem and how do you do it with people constantly in the house "

Often..

It's now worse as daughter works from home now.

Lunchtimes uses to be play time.

She needs to move out and SOON.

I can feel your frustrations

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To have an uninterrupted wank round here! Day off work just got back from shopping, empty house oooooh. (Rare)

So gets myself on my bed, dildo in both holes, clit sucker doing its job and another one on my nipple, having a lovely old time and bang front door slams and feet come thundering up the stairs, never moved so fast to turn everything off, daughter back home from college early FML!

Any other ladies have this problem and how do you do it with people constantly in the house

Go shopping earlier in future?

And don't forget those pics you promised me...... "

Sorry bit awkward but what pics we've never spoken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember years ago having a glorious wank in my bedroom when my mother walked in. Without missing a beat she said, I told you to put your dirty washing in the machine. Picked up said washing and left. I hadn't even had time to cover up. A few seconds later she poked her head around the door, 'and you can wash those sheets yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat was once enthralled by the exciting noise coming from under the covers and started running around the bed pouncing as i was about to cum

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen


"I remember years ago having a glorious wank in my bedroom when my mother walked in. Without missing a beat she said, I told you to put your dirty washing in the machine. Picked up said washing and left. I hadn't even had time to cover up. A few seconds later she poked her head around the door, 'and you can wash those sheets yourself. "

Lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"My cat was once enthralled by the exciting noise coming from under the covers and started running around the bed pouncing as i was about to cum "

Omg I'm so sorry but that's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cat was once enthralled by the exciting noise coming from under the covers and started running around the bed pouncing as i was about to cum "

Haha that made me laugh, sorry but that was funny. Did you cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My children grew up with if my door is closed im busy...problem solved x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cat was once enthralled by the exciting noise coming from under the covers and started running around the bed pouncing as i was about to cum

Omg I'm so sorry but that's hilarious "

i didn't really understand what was happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cat was once enthralled by the exciting noise coming from under the covers and started running around the bed pouncing as i was about to cum

Haha that made me laugh, sorry but that was funny. Did you cum? "

Yes, but I was very confused lol!! I chuck them out now and shut the door

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

This happened to me OP, but I had headphones in, so didn't hear until it was too late! Never spoken about again

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

I do feel you. Time alone is a rare commodity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No - but there again I am not lady - but by god you painted a lovely picture in my head i might need to go and ......

J xx

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I have problems with people coming into my office without first knocking.

Don't they realise i might be busy?!

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I feel your pain.

Sometimes I have to just lock the bathroom door, lean against the wall and have a quick and silent wank just to release the tension without interruption.

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Never been caught wanking but did get caught on camera at work giving head to a female colleague after a work night out

I had to sweet talk the IT guy into deleting the footage but not before a couple of people had a chance to see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To have an uninterrupted wank round here! Day off work just got back from shopping, empty house oooooh. (Rare)

So gets myself on my bed, dildo in both holes, clit sucker doing its job and another one on my nipple, having a lovely old time and bang front door slams and feet come thundering up the stairs, never moved so fast to turn everything off, daughter back home from college early FML!

Any other ladies have this problem and how do you do it with people constantly in the house "

My son left for uni 4 years ago, I thought it was my private life back, but he moved back last year, and he's almost always home!! Nearly been caught chatting or taking photo's on here a couple of times!!

What happened to leaving home at 16, lol??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To have an uninterrupted wank round here! Day off work just got back from shopping, empty house oooooh. (Rare)

So gets myself on my bed, dildo in both holes, clit sucker doing its job and another one on my nipple, having a lovely old time and bang front door slams and feet come thundering up the stairs, never moved so fast to turn everything off, daughter back home from college early FML!

Any other ladies have this problem and how do you do it with people constantly in the house "

Well that’s an anticlimax

Send her to the shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Don’t worry OP I’ve just had one for you

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

That’s multi-tasking! I’m just happy if I can run my quiet vibrator over my clit a few times before I fall to sleep.

Anything else is just asking for trouble in my house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Update, she went back out, doors locked straight upstairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update, she went back out, doors locked straight upstairs "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That’s multi-tasking! I’m just happy if I can run my quiet vibrator over my clit a few times before I fall to sleep.

Anything else is just asking for trouble in my house.

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Hahaha, well as I thought I had a free house I guessed I should treat myself

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford


" Hahaha, well as I thought I had a free house I guessed I should treat myself "

I think the thread would benefit from an action picture now you’re home alone again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U lucky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update, she went back out, doors locked straight upstairs "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Hahaha, well as I thought I had a free house I guessed I should treat myself

I think the thread would benefit from an action picture now you’re home alone again "

I thought about it, but then I just wanted to lose myself in the rare opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To have an uninterrupted wank round here! Day off work just got back from shopping, empty house oooooh. (Rare)

So gets myself on my bed, dildo in both holes, clit sucker doing its job and another one on my nipple, having a lovely old time and bang front door slams and feet come thundering up the stairs, never moved so fast to turn everything off, daughter back home from college early FML!

Any other ladies have this problem and how do you do it with people constantly in the house "

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