FabSwingers.com forum: Least favourite sexual position?

By *r. Nice-Guy OP Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Whats everyone's least favourite sexual position and why?

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Doggy, or any other where you can't see their face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missionary, its pretty dull and after so long my arms are barely able to hold me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse cowgirl because all I get to see are feet

NBVN x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Reverse cowgirl because all I get to see are feet

NBVN x"

This but also because I can't imagine the view he gets is sexy at all either.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Reverse cowgirl. Can't even see boobs.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Reverse cowgirl, it's really uncomfortable and I worry about injuring the guy's dick!

Mrs TMN x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Doggy. Can't see the lust in his eyes x

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By *elshman78Man
over a year ago

South Wales

Positions that hurt my knees lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Reverse praying mantis/downward dog lotus crab - having 3 women in ecstasy at the same time does nothing for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solo, Carlos doesn't enjoy solo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doggy. Can't see the lust in his eyes x"

You can when in front of a mirror

NBVN x

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By *oxycouple28Couple
over a year ago

bexley

"Reverse cowgirl because all I get to see are feet

NBVN x"

We had never thought about it that way before. On the up side you get to give/receive a good spanking if that's something you enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cowgirl. Oddly enough, I'm not great when I don't control the rhythm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's harder to say your worst position than you're favourite! If pushes I would say straight missionary. Elevated with legs above your shoulders yes, but standard missionary is like the custard cream of the sex world. Its nice enough but you wouldn't pick it if there was other options available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reverse cowgirl because all I get to see are feet

NBVN x

This but also because I can't imagine the view he gets is sexy at all either."

I know right

NBVN x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Doggy. Can't see the lust in his eyes x

You can when in front of a mirror

NBVN x"

All mirrors are banned in the bedroom...No-one needs to see that image

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any that don't involve eye contact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reverse cowgirl because all I get to see are feet

NBVN x

We had never thought about it that way before. On the up side you get to give/receive a good spanking if that's something you enjoy

Yes I do very much enjoy that

NBVN x

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By *r. Nice-Guy OP Man
over a year ago

Cannock

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Reverse cowgirl because all I get to see are feet

NBVN x

This but also because I can't imagine the view he gets is sexy at all either.

I know right

NBVN x"

I feel icky just thinking about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does 69 count as I (delight) really don't like it x

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

In bed alone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wardrobe leap ....

Its been totally ruined by the fitted bedroom trend

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Reverse cowgirl because all I get to see are feet

NBVN x

This but also because I can't imagine the view he gets is sexy at all either."

We get to see your bumhole so we are all good

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

On top.

I have no rhythm.

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By *verage JosephMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

The overpass…

So many reasons why!

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

Reverse cowgirl but when they get you to lean really far back and put all your weight on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats everyone's least favourite sexual position and why? "

Reverse cowgirl - in case I break his willy making the wrong move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any that don't involve eye contact"

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Anything where I'm on top. It reminds me of bad relationships and makes me freeze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doggy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any that involve another person.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Not a huge fan of her on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The centipede.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a huge fan of her on top"

I'm not a huge fan of her indoors.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

69 as I hate having a guy down there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69.. like going to a buffet and only getting samples.

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Missionary with my legs high, I can’t stand it!!! But do love the full contact of standard missionary

Miss pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat on the toilet, hunched over porn on the phone, crying as I cum alone

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Doggy

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Missionary least fave x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reverse cowgirl because all I get to see are feet

NBVN x

This but also because I can't imagine the view he gets is sexy at all either."

Both these things for me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69, it's awkward, uncomfortable and does nothing for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69. Not a fan at all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In prison.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I can’t say I have one, I like all of them for different reasons, it is what naturally fits the mood of you both at the time.

I dislike anything that’s planned out or feels like I’m in a game of twister, with limbs and body twisted to angles they really shouldn’t go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like missionary, because you can kiss and see each other. However if it goes on for ages and my arms are aching and I’m dripping sweat all over the lady. It stops being so much fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse cowgirl

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I dislike doggy. I get no pleasure from it whatsoever.

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By *ammyuk72Man
over a year ago

fannyville

Right hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reverse cowgirl because all I get to see are feet

NBVN x"

this, and its uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rev cow rarely hits the spot

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Reverse cowgirl. I feel like I'm gonna fall off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse cowgirl

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By *pslad99Man
over a year ago

colchester

Reverse cowgirl I love to see the boobs bounce and see face.

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By *angerous123Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Any position where a girls riding me does nothing for me

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By *ust JuicyWoman
over a year ago

east london

"It's harder to say your worst position than you're favourite! If pushes I would say straight missionary. Elevated with legs above your shoulders yes, but standard missionary is like the custard cream of the sex world. Its nice enough but you wouldn't pick it if there was other options available."

Sometimes you just fancy a custard cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse cowgirl, it's too awkward xx

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Reverse cowgirl "

Hmmmmmm are you sure.

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By *r. Nice-Guy OP Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Thats my fave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking it in the arse,pretty sure the bloke is suposed to do the fucking.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

69, because it's just bloody awkward. Luke

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Me underneath often makes my cock go soft…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reverse cowgirl because all I get to see are feet

NBVN x

This but also because I can't imagine the view he gets is sexy at all either."

It really is! I love reverse cowgirl. Slip a cheeky finger in if granted permission ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats everyone's least favourite sexual position and why? "

Laying on my back with no company.....and why.....because I like whatever I'm offered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t afford to dislike any considering how little sex I’m currently having.

Like a homeless guy being passed a sandwich and being like “thanks but I don’t like tuna”.

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By *ammyuk72Man
over a year ago

fannyville

The one where I’m stood at the top of the ladders with my nose pressed against the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FF.

Makes me feel like a spare part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my if you have a beautiful voluptuous bum and hips... Well... Gets me hard....

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By *aptainhornpipeMan
over a year ago

manchester

I think laying on my side, can’t seem to get enough movement to make it worth while

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I'm not sure I have one.

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By *l6789Man
over a year ago

croydon

Holding the camera

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The one with my willy in a hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my if you have a beautiful voluptuous bum and hips... Well... Gets me hard....

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

There’s only been one partner for me that’s made doggy great.

Otherwise I find it the least intimate position because I can’t see their face, which is a big part of it for me

Not to say I can’t enjoy it briefly. But it’s brief

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Reverse cowgirl because all I get to see are feet

NBVN x

This but also because I can't imagine the view he gets is sexy at all either."

Bumhole view is tops with guys i can assure you lol. Johnx

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By *illingVicMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

May be biased after a lousy marital sexlife, but Missionary.

It’s the ultimate “once a year” lazy pillow princess position. It just triggers unpleasant memories.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Woman on top unless she’s tiny and bouncy

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By *uffsandCropsCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Missionary with legs above shoulders

I mean why.... its unnatural and if you've got a tummy, it all squishes and if you've a double chin, my god, it makes you look like Shrek

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Reverse cowgirl because all I get to see are feet

NBVN x"

Agreed I don’t like feet so wouldn’t wish anyone being able to see mine

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By *aptainhornpipeMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Missionary with legs above shoulders

I mean why.... its unnatural and if you've got a tummy, it all squishes and if you've a double chin, my god, it makes you look like Shrek

Yeah but if the lady is little and flexible it can be amazing probably not something you would want to do for hours tho

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

69ing. One, I'd rather be giving oral sex. Two, I can't really focus on the rare occasion it happens so I'm effectively laying there, orgasming my little cotton socks off while someone fucks my mouth with their cock. I can't do much more.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Missionary with legs above shoulders

I mean why.... its unnatural and if you've got a tummy, it all squishes and if you've a double chin, my god, it makes you look like Shrek

Haha I love that position. I don’t care if I look like shrek

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Classic cow girl I rarely cum from this

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By *uffsandCropsCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Missionary with legs above shoulders

I mean why.... its unnatural and if you've got a tummy, it all squishes and if you've a double chin, my god, it makes you look like Shrek

Yeah but if the lady is little and flexible it can be amazing probably not something you would want to do for hours tho

Oh to be little and flexible

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

69, especially girl underneath, there's nothing you can do

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Me wanking in the bedroom, wife downstairs watching Corrie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse monkey on a pole

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

On top. I find other positions more relaxing and thus more conducive to orgasm

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I agree with you about missionary, but you're wrong about custard creams! Custard creams are always my first choice.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Reverse spoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats everyone's least favourite sexual position and why? "

69. It’s massively overrated imo

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"69ing. One, I'd rather be giving oral sex. Two, I can't really focus on the rare occasion it happens so I'm effectively laying there, orgasming my little cotton socks off while someone fucks my mouth with their cock. I can't do much more.

Snap mel

. His dick be kike a limp themometer in my mouth if he eating me expertly

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Doggy. Can't see the lust in his eyes x

You can when in front of a mirror

NBVN x

All mirrors are banned in the bedroom...No-one needs to see that image

I do.....well, obviously, you anyway

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

423rd

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Missionary. Does nothing for me. Love doggy, cowgirl and spoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Snap mel

. His dick be kike a limp themometer in my mouth if he eating me expertly

A limp thermometer. This mental image.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats everyone's least favourite sexual position and why? "

Doggy because I can't see their face, but also don't have my hands free for anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alone

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Me on top, im just far too self concious to enjoy it at all. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats everyone's least favourite sexual position and why? "

When I try a few more then I will let you know. At the moment Missionary. But that could change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse cowgirl is the most requested position i get so i am very surprised to see so many people don't like it.

69 for me is the worst position, i mean how can you give a good blow job in that position ??? xx

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

s wales

"69, especially girl underneath, there's nothing you can do

Yep definitely, just stuck there with a cock halfway down your throat. 69 girl on top is completely different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate just being led there, prefer doing something than just lying there making her do everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse cowgirl, it hurts

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Probably doggy but only because I am so tall it is not the most comfortable position unless she is raised on a bed.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Reverse cowgirl, there’s no eye contact or nipple play

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Definitely 69. If he's on top, his dick is virtually skewering my aesophagus. If I'm on top, I'm worried about suffocating him! Either way, it's too difficult to concentrate on the 2 things going on at the same time

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

"Definitely 69. If he's on top, his dick is virtually skewering my aesophagus. If I'm on top, I'm worried about suffocating him! Either way, it's too difficult to concentrate on the 2 things going on at the same time

You're over thinking this, I don't think any man would be worried about you suffocating him. If you're gonna go then that's a pretty fine way to go! Nice pics!

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

One more voice for not enjoying 69 - I want to focus on giving pleasure orally, or on receiving it.

I am a massive fan of sixty eight and owe you one though

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

s wales

Twice I’ve read that as asparagus! It’s time for bed ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any position where she's on top. Or us laying on our side

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I hate the position where I lay in bed, on my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not found a position I don't like but if anyone wants to try some different positions I'm up for the challenge

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

The one where she stamps on your balks in stilettos then demands $100. Tried it once, didn't like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging from the chandeliers

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Cowboy yeeeee haaaaaa

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Not found a position I don't like but if anyone wants to try some different positions I'm up for the challenge

There's always an opportunist on every thread!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The centipede."

lol ... fuc'n hell

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

"I hate the position where I lay in bed, on my own

Totally understand this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reverse cowgirl, there’s no eye contact or nipple play

could try a complex arrangement of mirrors!and a friebd fir the nipples

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I recently found out I will never be able to fuck a lady taller than me from behind and that sucks

damn you short legs!

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Not a huge fan of her on top

I'm not a huge fan of her indoors."

Have you tried keeping her outside?

Not a fan of reverse cowgirl….sex is less fun when it feels like I might get my cock snapped off.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I recently found out I will never be able to fuck a lady taller than me from behind and that sucks

damn you short legs!

No K, don't have such a defeatist attitude! Get her to spread her legs, properly drop her tummy down, face down, ass up. The pro doggy style. You'll have room then to get up in there and fuck her to your heart's delight.

I'd attach a stick drawing to this reply but I can't, such a pity.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I recently found out I will never be able to fuck a lady taller than me from behind and that sucks

damn you short legs!

I'd attach a stick drawing to this reply but I can't, such a pity.

*Rihanna 'boner alert' GIF*

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cowgirl

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