FabSwingers.com forum: Posh said

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need a dildo, as I do not have any.

Is she right?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yes?

I can't really comment as I don't have one to advise!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Yes. She is right.

Obviously.

Not just because she is always right either. But because yes, you need a dildo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, a glass one. And take pics just so we know you're committed to the cause!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, a glass one. And take pics just so we know you're committed to the cause!"

Ooh, a crystal one maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teas gone cold I’m wondering why

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

And a Satisfyer too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Teas gone cold I’m wondering why"

Too busy getting your knickers on for Daddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And a Satisfyer too."

A what now?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

No you don't. You need my real peen.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"Yes. She is right.

Obviously.

Not just because she is always right either. But because yes, you need a dildo.

She needs a wand and a dildo

not just a dildo

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"And a Satisfyer too.

A what now?"

Don't get distracted. I'll show you mine next time you're here. But right now we are all about the dildo.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yes. She is right.

Obviously.

Not just because she is always right either. But because yes, you need a dildo.

She needs a wand and a dildo

not just a dildo

No she doesn't.

Dildo.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Dildo or Dildon't. It's entirely up to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you

don’t

any

toy

will

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Nah. Wand all the way

Mrs TMN x

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I’ll share mine with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And a Satisfyer too.

A what now?"

God yes I second this

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'd like to point out here that Madam Hippy has a wand and doesn't like it.

And yet she hasn't offered to donate it to me which I think is mean.

But she likes a penis, hence she should have a dildo!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Posh is correct!!

Do you really not own a dildo?!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a glass one, pop it in the fridge. Voila

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No you don't. You need my real peen. "

It is a very nice peen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No harm in taking one for a ride

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to point out here that Madam Hippy has a wand and doesn't like it.

And yet she hasn't offered to donate it to me which I think is mean.

But she likes a penis, hence she should have a dildo!"

I’ve got two. You can have them both, should I clean them first, or lick it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer my strap on and fuck services?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Posh is correct!!

Do you really not own a dildo?!

Jo.Xx "

I do not. Am sadly lacking in the sex toy dept

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can offer my strap on and fuck services? "

Fuck yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And a Satisfyer too.

A what now?

God yes I second this

I third this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, a glass one. And take pics just so we know you're committed to the cause!

Ooh, a crystal one maybe and you can try it on me

Well it would be rude to refuse such offer

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd like to point out here that Madam Hippy has a wand and doesn't like it.

And yet she hasn't offered to donate it to me which I think is mean.

But she likes a penis, hence she should have a dildo!

I’ve got two. You can have them both, should I clean them first, or lick it off

Just lick me and I'll sort the wands later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But wait why do you need a dildo when you have penis on tap

If you get a dildo.... can you please send the penis to see me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to point out here that Madam Hippy has a wand and doesn't like it.

And yet she hasn't offered to donate it to me which I think is mean.

But she likes a penis, hence she should have a dildo!

I’ve got two. You can have them both, should I clean them first, or lick it off

Just lick me and I'll sort the wands later

Good plan

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"But wait why do you need a dildo when you have penis on tap

If you get a dildo.... can you please send the penis to see me

Because DP.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd like to point out here that Madam Hippy has a wand and doesn't like it.

And yet she hasn't offered to donate it to me which I think is mean.

But she likes a penis, hence she should have a dildo!

I’ve got two. You can have them both, should I clean them first, or lick it off

Just lick me and I'll sort the wands later

Good plan

I'm a clever bean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But wait why do you need a dildo when you have penis on tap

If you get a dildo.... can you please send the penis to see me

But it isn’t on tap. I need the dicking

Also, worth noting, it is actually your fault I need the dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No you don't. You need my real peen. "

Is this open to anyone?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can offer my strap on and fuck services? "

Erm...

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"And a Satisfyer too.

A what now?

God yes I second this

I third this "

For sure this! And a lovely nice new dildo to go along with it

Tg x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can offer my strap on and fuck services?

Erm...

I best get my squats in, nice strong thighs at the ready and at your service ladies

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Posh is correct!!

Do you really not own a dildo?!

Jo.Xx

I do not. Am sadly lacking in the sex toy dept"

This definitely needs rectifying!

A glass dildo as already been mentioned is great for sensation play. Also you might quite like a suction cup dildo!

You can stick them anywhere!

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can offer my strap on and fuck services?

Erm...

I best get my squats in, nice strong thighs at the ready and at your service ladies

Woo hoo!

Manchester is gonna be so fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Posh is correct!!

Do you really not own a dildo?!

Jo.Xx

I do not. Am sadly lacking in the sex toy dept

This definitely needs rectifying!

A glass dildo as already been mentioned is great for sensation play. Also you might quite like a suction cup dildo!

You can stick them anywhere!

Jo.Xx "

I’m perusing suction dildos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can offer my strap on and fuck services?

Erm...

I best get my squats in, nice strong thighs at the ready and at your service ladies

Woo hoo!

Manchester is gonna be so fun

Oh it is

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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago

where the world takes me

"And a Satisfyer too.

A what now?"

I believe they're small hats women wear to the horse racing

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh is correct!!

Do you really not own a dildo?!

Jo.Xx

I do not. Am sadly lacking in the sex toy dept

This definitely needs rectifying!

A glass dildo as already been mentioned is great for sensation play. Also you might quite like a suction cup dildo!

You can stick them anywhere!

Jo.Xx

I’m perusing suction dildos

Why didn't we just do show and tell when you were here?

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I have 2 glass ones and I love them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Posh is correct!!

Do you really not own a dildo?!

Jo.Xx

I do not. Am sadly lacking in the sex toy dept

This definitely needs rectifying!

A glass dildo as already been mentioned is great for sensation play. Also you might quite like a suction cup dildo!

You can stick them anywhere!

Jo.Xx

I’m perusing suction dildos

Why didn't we just do show and tell when you were here?"

I don’t know, it was your house, plus you were too busy trying to get me to shove a butternut squash up your foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But wait why do you need a dildo when you have penis on tap

If you get a dildo.... can you please send the penis to see me

But it isn’t on tap. I need the dicking

Also, worth noting, it is actually your fault I need the dildo"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have 2 glass ones and I love them

Why is glass good? I don’t think I’d like cold ones

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh is correct!!

Do you really not own a dildo?!

Jo.Xx

I do not. Am sadly lacking in the sex toy dept

This definitely needs rectifying!

A glass dildo as already been mentioned is great for sensation play. Also you might quite like a suction cup dildo!

You can stick them anywhere!

Jo.Xx

I’m perusing suction dildos

Why didn't we just do show and tell when you were here?

I don’t know, it was your house, plus you were too busy trying to get me to shove a butternut squash up your foof

Good point. Well made.

Come visit again.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"And a Satisfyer too.

A what now?

I believe they're small hats women wear to the horse racing

No, you stick them in your ear to check your temperature.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And a Satisfyer too.

A what now?

I believe they're small hats women wear to the horse racing

No, you stick them in your ear to check your temperature. "

When you’re going horse racing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One right here it also cleans and has a wicked sens off fashion

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