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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do faceless pics message you asking to meet ‘today ‘ . Do they actually think that would happen ?

Why do men message saying ‘ hi’ and that’s it, can’t they think of anything better ?

Small rant over. As you were

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By *all me FlikWoman
over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

I had someone with a totally hidden profile wanting to see my private pics today...thats a first.

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

I can explain this very easily

The body only has so much blood and when aroused there isn't enough of it going to the guys brain, making them do and say stupid things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can explain this very easily

The body only has so much blood and when aroused there isn't enough of it going to the guys brain, making them do and say stupid things"

To add to this they can probably only manage to just about spell hi as it'll be difficult typing with one hand..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"don't ask, don't get"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was wondering how successful the fuck now messages are.

Does it ever work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can explain this very easily

The body only has so much blood and when aroused there isn't enough of it going to the guys brain, making them do and say stupid things"

Hahaha so true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was wondering how successful the fuck now messages are.

Does it ever work?"

I asked someone once if the approach had ever worked . He didn’t respond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wuu2?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wuu2? "

‘ how’s you?’

Another gem

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've had variations on "867-5309, 123 Example Street Town Postcode, free 1-2, I'll be waiting"

Then a follow up message asking why I deleted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can explain this very easily

The body only has so much blood and when aroused there isn't enough of it going to the guys brain, making them do and say stupid things"

It's like Robin Williams said. God gave man a brain and penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do faceless pics message you asking to meet ‘today ‘ . Do they actually think that would happen ?

Why do men message saying ‘ hi’ and that’s it, can’t they think of anything better ?

Small rant over. As you were

"

After making the effort a 1000 times to get 5 replies that don't go beyond the exchange of a couple messages, they don't see the point of making more effort in their message number 1001 which happened to be sent to you, let alone send their face pic in it when they know it's highly unlikely they get a face pic sent back.

Does that make sense?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can explain this very easily

The body only has so much blood and when aroused there isn't enough of it going to the guys brain, making them do and say stupid things

It's like Robin Williams said. God gave man a brain and penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time "

God gave men enough brain and enough blood to raise up civilisation after civilisation and generate generation after generation and enough courage to spill his blood to defend all that. Until the western man got immasculated

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I get loads of messages from ladies saying please send me a cock pic

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

FAF xxxxx Suzi

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Having a free morning and saying yes to the silhouette is actually quite a lot of fun. Blind date eat your heart out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What frustrates me a little is the double standards….”don’t message me if you don’t have a face pic or have no verifications!” Coming from someone who has no pictures at all or verifications…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do faceless pics message you asking to meet ‘today ‘ . Do they actually think that would happen ?

Why do men message saying ‘ hi’ and that’s it, can’t they think of anything better ?

Small rant over. As you were

"

Have you replied with something better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually reply with something like 'It's Fabswingers, not Instashag or Rent a fuck'

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet


"I usually reply with something like 'It's Fabswingers, not Instashag or Rent a fuck'

"

Tinderfuck

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

My best was a very long time ago, late at night and now unlos.

I'm horny and d*unk so I can't drive. Can you get a taxi over to mine and I will pay for the taxi for you to get home in the morning. No photo, couldn't show me any because blah blah blah.....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Having a free morning and saying yes to the silhouette is actually quite a lot of fun. Blind date eat your heart out "

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Hi.

Do you want to meet 'tomorrow'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm torn between responding and ignoring on messages like this

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I was wondering how successful the fuck now messages are.

Does it ever work?"

Now that would be a rather interesting question to explore, Perhaps not now, how about we both fuck you later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can explain this very easily

The body only has so much blood and when aroused there isn't enough of it going to the guys brain, making them do and say stupid things

It's like Robin Williams said. God gave man a brain and penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time

God gave men enough brain and enough blood to raise up civilisation after civilisation and generate generation after generation and enough courage to spill his blood to defend all that. Until the western man got immasculated"

It was a joke dude...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can explain this very easily

The body only has so much blood and when aroused there isn't enough of it going to the guys brain, making them do and say stupid things

It's like Robin Williams said. God gave man a brain and penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time

God gave men enough brain and enough blood to raise up civilisation after civilisation and generate generation after generation and enough courage to spill his blood to defend all that. Until the western man got immasculated

It was a joke dude... "

Now try to make the same joke about women's brains. See how funny is that.

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead


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It was a joke dude...

Now try to make the same joke about women's brains. See how funny is that. "

All the users making jokes about the male brain were men. Self deprecating humour is usually funnier than putting another group down.

In a similar way, I know women who will joke about how their brains work, which wouldn't be ad funny if I said it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It was a joke dude...

Now try to make the same joke about women's brains. See how funny is that.

All the users making jokes about the male brain were men. Self deprecating humour is usually funnier than putting another group down.

In a similar way, I know women who will joke about how their brains work, which wouldn't be ad funny if I said it. "

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I think it's creepy unable to converse with another human with only limited words my precious

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Women do it as well and I get friend invites from blank profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually reply with something like 'It's Fabswingers, not Instashag or Rent a fuck'

"

Do you usually order your women like a takeaway? Has it worked yet? Is one of my fav responses lol. Works for couples too the ones with a list if demands lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do faceless pics message you asking to meet ‘today ‘ . Do they actually think that would happen ?

Why do men message saying ‘ hi’ and that’s it, can’t they think of anything better ?

Small rant over. As you were

"

Its not only 'men' believe me. The amount i get of gaping fannys with 'bb today' then when i dont reply get a whole load of abuse.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I hate the "hi" and "hello" messages. Cannot even be bothered to capitalise the first letter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi.

Do you want to meet 'tomorrow'?"

Sure.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

The asking to meet thing first message really baffles me, how would I know if we haven't swapped pics or chatted?!.

I instantly delete those messages.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Why do faceless pics message you asking to meet ‘today ‘ . Do they actually think that would happen ?

Why do men message saying ‘ hi’ and that’s it, can’t they think of anything better ?

Small rant over. As you were

"

Why do so many women reply to an individually crafted message with “Lol x” ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the saw the Milk Tray advert

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport


"I've had variations on "867-5309, 123 Example Street Town Postcode, free 1-2, I'll be waiting"

Then a follow up message asking why I deleted "

I've had similar but it was just the postcode. Like I'm supposed to go knocking on doors to find her

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I've had variations on "867-5309, 123 Example Street Town Postcode, free 1-2, I'll be waiting"

Then a follow up message asking why I deleted

I've had similar but it was just the postcode. Like I'm supposed to go knocking on doors to find her "

People are bizarre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only think that some people do (seriously) positively reply

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Had a message yesterday from a woman who’s only photo was a pair of ankles at the end of a bath and the message read “ hey hun how’s you”. Do women think they don’t have to put any effort into messages because of the MF ratio on here??? Rant over

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts


"Why do faceless pics message you asking to meet ‘today ‘ . Do they actually think that would happen ?

Why do men message saying ‘ hi’ and that’s it, can’t they think of anything better ?

Small rant over. As you were

"

Tomorrow then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do faceless pics message you asking to meet ‘today ‘ . Do they actually think that would happen ?

Why do men message saying ‘ hi’ and that’s it, can’t they think of anything better ?

Small rant over. As you were

Tomorrow then?"

Haha

I’ve also had ( and not even on here . On a vanilla dating site ‘ ) Sex now? From a faceless profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do faceless pics message you asking to meet ‘today ‘ . Do they actually think that would happen ?

Why do men message saying ‘ hi’ and that’s it, can’t they think of anything better ?

Small rant over. As you were

Its not only 'men' believe me. The amount i get of gaping fannys with 'bb today' then when i dont reply get a whole load of abuse. "
m

Like a wizards sleeve ? Lovely

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"Why do faceless pics message you asking to meet ‘today ‘ . Do they actually think that would happen ?

Why do men message saying ‘ hi’ and that’s it, can’t they think of anything better ?

Small rant over. As you were

I just delete them

"

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I had someone with a totally hidden profile wanting to see my private pics today...thats a first."

Did he like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually reply with something like 'It's Fabswingers, not Instashag or Rent a fuck'

Do you usually order your women like a takeaway? Has it worked yet? Is one of my fav responses lol. Works for couples too the ones with a list if demands lol. "

Lmao will remember that one xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one guy ask me “ if I was fertile and when was I ovulating”, took the “ do you fancy a fuck” to a whole new level

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Had a message yesterday from a woman who’s only photo was a pair of ankles at the end of a bath and the message read “ hey hun how’s you”. Do women think they don’t have to put any effort into messages because of the MF ratio on here??? Rant over "

So ...hey hun...how are you then ?? xxxxx Suzi

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