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What's the last thing ud do if u knew a nuke was coming?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Serious answers only

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

Phone my kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask Nora for 'that picture'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold my kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hug my dogs

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Waste the last moments of my life having a panic attack

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By *rTongueMan
over a year ago

...

Genuinely don’t know. Probably hug my kids.

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Sob and hug someone.

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By *rTongueMan
over a year ago

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"Waste the last moments of my life having a panic attack "

That’s probably the honest answer for everyone right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaporise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call my ex for a final sexy goodbye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travel west and break my promise

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Absolutely no idea, ask me again if/when I'm facing imminent oblivion via a nuke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone my parents and siblings.

Hold my daughters, kiss them, hug them, tell them I love them a million times over.

Tell my dog he is my number one boy.

Fuck me, this is morbid!

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By *ilentnightMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

What do you mean IF??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably fucking melt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a thread asking what superpower you want to get from the fallout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marcus Aurelius said “death smiles at us all, all we can do is smile back”

So with that in mind and the knowledge that we’d be wiped from existence. I’d go outside with a chair, relax, smile, and await the end.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Seriously doubt we’d have time to think about it. But if we did, plus the lad was home, I’d try and distract, keep him unawares & laughing so that’s our last memory.

If just me I’d stand on the balcony, watch it go over and await the blast

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

Sit on the sofa with my kids giving them a hug and making sure they were unaware of what’s about to happen.

If I had a chance I would probably FaceTime their dad too so could say how much he loves them one last time

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Probably shit myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hug my kids is also my answer

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Have a cheese sandwich

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I have absolutely no idea. Maybe just cry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depending upon time ,location qnd yield.

Either get as low as pos hug family .

Stand tall and accept it rather than die slow.

My kids are 7 hours drive away .

There is a survive to fight procedure, however ,would you really want to survive a strike and deal with the toxic aftermath,or starve to death or go thirsty .. knowing every one you know is gone.

Mil grade nbc kit starts falling apart after a month . I didn't relish going through the drills then and certainly don't know.

Some will survive initial strike but ptoberbly not much beyond d a few weeks imo

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Get my mum, my kids, my dogs, the cat in a room, shut the curtains and play some happy music and hug them close.

I would hope it would be quick and painless.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Many of my 17/18yo students are concerned about this very thing. However, their parents are back home, some in the conflict zones. I was asked today if I could explain to students where the bomb shelters are in Manchester. I don't think my answer was what they were hoping for.

Doesn't answer the original question, but I can tell you that young people are incredibly anxious about what is happening now and what will happen next. Apparently, I'm qualified to counsel them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call my mum and tell my DD how much he meant to me

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

How sad is this?jeezus.lets be more positive in life.

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Send Scotsmen in kilts to knock them out the sky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to see my ex wife and my son. Can be all under one roof for those moments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carlos would eat all the chocolate in the house.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Dig out my lofty wiseman SAS survival handbook, see what he recommends we should do.

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Many of my 17/18yo students are concerned about this very thing. However, their parents are back home, some in the conflict zones. I was asked today if I could explain to students where the bomb shelters are in Manchester. I don't think my answer was what they were hoping for.

Doesn't answer the original question, but I can tell you that young people are incredibly anxious about what is happening now and what will happen next. Apparently, I'm qualified to counsel them "

Oh god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masterbate faster!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something like the scene at the end of don’t look up.

We’ll be ok though, people. We’ll be ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many of my 17/18yo students are concerned about this very thing. However, their parents are back home, some in the conflict zones. I was asked today if I could explain to students where the bomb shelters are in Manchester. I don't think my answer was what they were hoping for.

Doesn't answer the original question, but I can tell you that young people are incredibly anxious about what is happening now and what will happen next. Apparently, I'm qualified to counsel them "

At work I had a young person- 13/14- ask me about it all. It’s a tough question. But ultimately young people are still people, we can’t protect them from reality and we can’t expect them not to be anxious. We’re adults and we’re anxious. All we can do is create spaces for them to express themselves and their feelings and encourage healthy coping mechanisms imo.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Many of my 17/18yo students are concerned about this very thing. However, their parents are back home, some in the conflict zones. I was asked today if I could explain to students where the bomb shelters are in Manchester. I don't think my answer was what they were hoping for.

Doesn't answer the original question, but I can tell you that young people are incredibly anxious about what is happening now and what will happen next. Apparently, I'm qualified to counsel them "

You, woman, are incredible.

I absolutely adore you

They're lucky to have someone who cares enough to try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same."
wheres ironman when we need him ffs

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'd phone my mum to thank her for the life she's given me and to tell her how much I love and appreciate her.

Being my mum she would undoubtedly not answer her phone though, so I'd probably spend my last few seconds cursing. "For fucks sake, why have a bloody phone if you're never going to an-" *boom*

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"I have absolutely no idea. Maybe just cry. "

This x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What could you do apart from sit back and wait for the inevitable. No point in stressing about something you can’t change.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Die probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle up with my family under the duvet and tell lots of bad dad jokes, tickle the kids and shower them with love.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Make a cuppa x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh God this is awful and so sad. Maybe there should be a different forum like the virus one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh God this is awful and so sad. Maybe there should be a different forum like the virus one. "

A nuke forum. I like it.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh God this is awful and so sad. Maybe there should be a different forum like the virus one.

A nuke forum. I like it. "

Lol. I meant about Ukraine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh God this is awful and so sad. Maybe there should be a different forum like the virus one.

A nuke forum. I like it.

Lol. I meant about Ukraine. "

Oh… yeah.. me too…

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Put my sunglasses on..

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Post on a Busman thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bag of cheese, crackers, lurpack & Id head into the cellar with family and crack open all the wines ive collected over the years

My SA 1978 Meerendal Pinotage would be opened for sure

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

After I called my daughter, drive towards it. I would rather be flash fried than spend years dying of radiation poisoning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find Chuck Norris and stand behind him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope like hell that Putin has a list of cities far more important to hit than Swansea. Failing that, he only uses a low yield warhead for the city. We are far enough out that he would need something pretty big (or off target) to kill us in the initial blast.

Sit there wondering what's going to happen after, thinking about how to survive, chucking stuff out the understairs cupboard and making sure as much of my body as possible covers her ladyship.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a few on the punch in the face list,1 or 2 on the kill list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hug my kids tell them I loved them and we'd go together.

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

climb inside the shelter and lock the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there would be enough time I’d jump on the motorcycle and fly down to glasgow to be with my boy & girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is horrible to be thinking about can't believe what's happening ATM

I'd probably end up just panicking loads then pulling a daft face in the actual moment....hey that actually sounds like how I react in a lot of my sexual encounters!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to my daughter

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Hope like hell that Putin has a list of cities far more important to hit than Swansea. Failing that, he only uses a low yield warhead for the city. We are far enough out that he would need something pretty big (or off target) to kill us in the initial blast.

Sit there wondering what's going to happen after, thinking about how to survive, chucking stuff out the understairs cupboard and making sure as much of my body as possible covers her ladyship.

Mr"

I think you should look at the map of UK targets.

With the exception of the outer Hebrides and possibly Orkney.

The rest of the UK is fucked.

We live less than a mile from Portsmouth naval base so we are pretty much dust.

These are very dangerous times.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Hug my important people

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Get together with parents and brothers families. Open a couple of bottles to celebrate being so good.

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By *ust Us TogetherCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Rush to Tesco and buy all the toilet rolls......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope like hell that Putin has a list of cities far more important to hit than Swansea. Failing that, he only uses a low yield warhead for the city. We are far enough out that he would need something pretty big (or off target) to kill us in the initial blast.

Sit there wondering what's going to happen after, thinking about how to survive, chucking stuff out the understairs cupboard and making sure as much of my body as possible covers her ladyship.

Mr

I think you should look at the map of UK targets.

With the exception of the outer Hebrides and possibly Orkney.

The rest of the UK is fucked.

We live less than a mile from Portsmouth naval base so we are pretty much dust.

These are very dangerous times."

Is there still an "air raid warning" system in place?

Will it be sirens?

On the telly interrupting programme?

I live on the 7th floor and in the 8 or so minutes it takes for the missiles to come I won't have time to do much.

May grab a beer, sit on the balcony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ICBM from Russia to UK would take 20 minutes roughly from launch to impact.

Choose wisely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dig out my lofty wiseman SAS survival handbook, see what he recommends we should do."

Used to serve on a nuclear submarine base and our direct command when we heard the alarm was to stick our heads between our legs and kiss our arse goodbye

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By *uffolkClareClactonDaveCouple
over a year ago

Felixstowe/Clacton-on-Sea

I'd bend over and kiss my arse goodbye.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Why do I keep reading this thread. It’s freaking me out and scaring the shit out of me.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Why do I keep reading this thread. It’s freaking me out and scaring the shit out of me. "

Me too.

Why are we doing this to ourselves Nora?

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Probably just carry on as normal to be honest. My mad max style utility van needs some welding and I don’t think I’ll have finished it by then & I’ve only got one tin of beans to live on…I’m so not ready for the end of the world

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Why do I keep reading this thread. It’s freaking me out and scaring the shit out of me.

Me too.

Why are we doing this to ourselves Nora?"

Blokes a nutter. All these people saying he won’t do it as his country will get wiped out too is bollocks! He doesn’t give a shit. He’s not rational he’s lost it. I never got scared about Covid. I’m scared stiff about this x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Take all medication I could lay my hands on and go lay on my dogs grave waiting to bake.

I'm assuming and hoping all lines of communication would be down as I don't think I could speak to my son or my dad and say any goodbyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And we all thought Coronavirus was bad

Never thought the world would actually see times like this again

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Look up one of Hippychicks Jokes....might as well go out laughing...

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Go and be with my family

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

Hope the engineer did a botch job on the missile.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The whole situation reminds of a conversation in the film Snatch .....

" You show me how to control a wild Gypsy , and I'll show how to control an unhinged pig feeding gangster. It's not like we got a choice now is it " ..

Kinda how I feel

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Run towards the NATO base in Northwood. I want my end to be quick. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long do some people think they would have if a nuke was on its way?

You’d have 10 mins tops. I’d just barricade myself as much as possible, maybe in an upside bath tub and hope that the explosion isn’t close enough to disintegrate me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run towards the NATO base in Northwood. I want my end to be quick. Luke "

I live about 4 miles from it.

That's why I'll be having a beer on the balcony

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Pour a glass of wine, sit on the back porch and take the measure of my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get dr*nk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have another wank

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By *urvytreatWoman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

Grab hold of my husband, cuddle in close and not let go!!

If we’re gonna die, I want to go together, holding each other

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m pretty good where I am.

I’ll just post threads and see how many of you make it.

If none then I’ll get offended at my own comments and report them.

Sorry none of you made it.

RIP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll a spliff and watch the cloud with a nice glass of gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m pretty good where I am.

I’ll just post threads and see how many of you make it.

If none then I’ll get offended at my own comments and report them.

Sorry none of you made it.

RIP. "

Haha brilliant, love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing my luck I’d be in work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope like hell that Putin has a list of cities far more important to hit than Swansea. Failing that, he only uses a low yield warhead for the city. We are far enough out that he would need something pretty big (or off target) to kill us in the initial blast.

Sit there wondering what's going to happen after, thinking about how to survive, chucking stuff out the understairs cupboard and making sure as much of my body as possible covers her ladyship.

Mr

I think you should look at the map of UK targets.

With the exception of the outer Hebrides and possibly Orkney.

The rest of the UK is fucked.

We live less than a mile from Portsmouth naval base so we are pretty much dust.

These are very dangerous times.

Is there still an "air raid warning" system in place?

Will it be sirens?

On the telly interrupting programme?

I live on the 7th floor and in the 8 or so minutes it takes for the missiles to come I won't have time to do much.

May grab a beer, sit on the balcony"

Depressingly, I was reading about the alerts last night. Apparently the sirens have been disbanded because everyone has double glazing and they weren't considered worthwhile anymore. It's tv/radio interruptions and phone alerts now.

And in answer to the OP I'd probably have a brief celebratory dance for all the bad decisions I figured I was going to be paying for in future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knowing my luck I’d be in work "

Hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knowing my luck I’d be in work

Hugs "

None of my work colleagues I want to hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knowing my luck I’d be in work

Hugs

None of my work colleagues I want to hug "

I'll send you a virtual one with a naked pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a teetotaler. But I would probably get d*unk if a nuke is going to hit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be with my kids loved ones and my friend with benefits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knowing my luck I’d be in work

Hugs

None of my work colleagues I want to hug

I'll send you a virtual one with a naked pic "

Haha to kind

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Hope it landed nearby so I was vapourised rather than a lingering death with radiation sickness. Not that we'd ever know.

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By *est Mims LookingCouple
over a year ago

Crofton

Kill all my animals first to make it quickier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kill all my animals first to make it quickier.

"

Awkward if it lands and doesn’t detonate….

Just you, holding a bat, surrounded by the carcasses of your pets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ps what will be will be Nothing we can do about it just hope the nut job go and do the right thing for everyone on this Planet all the poor people of Ukraine and Other countries at war all ways the Civilian scared hurt and no food or water and try talk more to the your loved ones Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hop up on the roof of the house with a crate of beer and a bag of greenery and enjoy the view

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By *est Mims LookingCouple
over a year ago

Crofton


"Kill all my animals first to make it quickier.

Awkward if it lands and doesn’t detonate….

Just you, holding a bat, surrounded by the carcasses of your pets."

Lol i don't have a bat but if that's the case I'll be eating good for awhile.

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By *ackie slut99TV/TS
over a year ago

derbyshire

Its as close now than its ever been we should all be worried i would ring my best friends and cuddle up to family if we get time.

Take care and pray we never find out.

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By *otwifeHusbandCouple
over a year ago

Dorset

Think I’d make sure my kids was with me and we celebrate the times we’ve had together

Hot wife xx

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