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"You know when you bend a Barbie into the sitting position and the direction their fanny goes.... Its basically the same for ours. " So you have no hole? | |||
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"You know when you bend a Barbie into the sitting position and the direction their fanny goes.... Its basically the same for ours. " This is the info we need!  x | |||
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There is a technique involving layering of the bowl with toilet paper that prevents this unpleasant experience. "Us blokes have heard you pissing like a racehorse so don’t tell us it doesn’t happen | |||
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"I thought this might be a thread asking for advice on how to more accurately direct ping pong balls. " It's Rex so that seems likely.  | |||
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"Pelvic floor muscles "Does it come out forwards that way? | |||
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"I thought this might be a thread asking for advice on how to more accurately direct ping pong balls. " I’ve been there as well | |||
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There is a technique involving layering of the bowl with toilet paper that prevents this unpleasant experience.
Us blokes have heard you pissing like a racehorse so don’t tell us it doesn’t happen "What! Us delicate little flowers who sprinkle rose water  | |||
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There is a technique involving layering of the bowl with toilet paper that prevents this unpleasant experience.
Us blokes have heard you pissing like a racehorse so don’t tell us it doesn’t happen "Ha ..this is indeed true. | |||
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"You know when you bend a Barbie into the sitting position and the direction their fanny goes.... Its basically the same for ours. " Barbie only sits on Ken’s cock in my house  | |||
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"You know when you bend a Barbie into the sitting position and the direction their fanny goes.... Its basically the same for ours. So you have no hole? "Nope. All smooth with 'B' printed all over my bum and vag. You never seen a peeing doll? | |||
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"You know when you bend a Barbie into the sitting position and the direction their fanny goes.... Its basically the same for ours. So you have no hole? "^^ this | |||
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"Pelvic floor muscles
Does it come out forwards that way? "Use the muscles to control the flow | |||
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"I thought this might be a thread asking for advice on how to more accurately direct ping pong balls. " I was expecting it to be aimed at lady bricklayers | |||
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"I thought this might be a thread asking for advice on how to more accurately direct ping pong balls. It's Rex so that seems likely. "I’d love you to fire basketballs at me  | |||
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"I thought this might be a thread asking for advice on how to more accurately direct ping pong balls. It's Rex so that seems likely.
I’d love you to fire basketballs at me "Maybe in Manchester | |||
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"I'm not sure this is as big of an issue as you perhaps think it is "Errrrr, it is when I’m bumming a lady | |||
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"The Fab Forum - bringing you the answers to all of life’s questions. Do you vary the force with which you let it flow, in the effort to reduce the danger? " Need to be careful with the force though. Don’t want any unforeseen accidents now | |||
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"I think I've misunderstood. I thought it was splash back from the actual toilet bowl we were on about. That is a deeply unpleasant experience" This is exactly what I’m on about | |||
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"I thought this might be a thread asking for advice on how to more accurately direct ping pong balls. It's Rex so that seems likely.
I’d love you to fire basketballs at me
Maybe in Manchester "Ooooooooo I’ll buy you lots of water then | |||
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"I thought this might be a thread asking for advice on how to more accurately direct ping pong balls. It's Rex so that seems likely.
I’d love you to fire basketballs at me
Maybe in Manchester
Ooooooooo I’ll buy you lots of water then " | |||
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"I think I've misunderstood. I thought it was splash back from the actual toilet bowl we were on about. That is a deeply unpleasant experience This is exactly what I’m on about "Well in that case you can direct your lady bits to all points of the compass but nothing will guarantee that this phenomenon will not occur. | |||
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"I think there is less splash back to worry about. When you stand to wee it has a far greater distance to fall meaning a much higher impact velocity so more splash back
Mr"Have you seen the force of some of these sit down wees though? | |||
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"I thought this might be a thread asking for advice on how to more accurately direct ping pong balls. " Following
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"I got a whole sprinkler system going on down there! Had to provide a sample in a tube with the opening the size of a 5p last week! Had to collect the vessel from docs my sister said go over the garden center loo opposite to fill it! I said u joking! Will have to use my wee jug at home and take it back down there lol x" Was it all over your hands? | |||
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"Pelvic floor muscles
Does it come out forwards that way?
Use the muscles to control the flow "That's what us fellas do when we stand up. | |||
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"Pelvic floor muscles
Does it come out forwards that way?
Use the muscles to control the flow
That's what us fellas do when we stand up. "? I see no evidence of any controlled flow... | |||
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"Pelvic floor muscles
Does it come out forwards that way?
Use the muscles to control the flow
That's what us fellas do when we stand up.
? I see no evidence of any controlled flow..."I sit down, otherwise it's like a shower x | |||
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"I think there is less splash back to worry about. When you stand to wee it has a far greater distance to fall meaning a much higher impact velocity so more splash back
Mr"There’s probably a fluid dynamics effect too owing to the urethra being shorter for people without a cock. I wonder if pee from a cock is more closer to laminar flow… 
I probably shouldn’t start Googling this… | |||
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"Us blokes have heard you pissing like a racehorse so don’t tell us it doesn’t happen "Buckelt! | |||
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"I think there is less splash back to worry about. When you stand to wee it has a far greater distance to fall meaning a much higher impact velocity so more splash back
Mr
There’s probably a fluid dynamics effect too owing to the urethra being shorter for people without a cock.
I wonder if pee from a cock is more closer to laminar flow…
I probably shouldn’t start Googling this…"*closer, sorry, not “more closer”. We really need an edit button. | |||
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"Pelvic floor muscles
Does it come out forwards that way?
Use the muscles to control the flow
That's what us fellas do when we stand up.
? I see no evidence of any controlled flow...
I sit down, otherwise it's like a shower x"Or over the seat for the Mrs to clean up | |||
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"Us blokes have heard you pissing like a racehorse so don’t tell us it doesn’t happen
Buckelt! "You might need to translate that one. | |||
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"I'm not sure this is as big of an issue as you perhaps think it is
Errrrr, it is when I’m bumming a lady "Splash back is an issue when you bum someone? I don't think you're doing it right | |||
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"I'm not sure this is as big of an issue as you perhaps think it is
Errrrr, it is when I’m bumming a lady
Splash back is an issue when you bum someone? I don't think you're doing it right "I heard that's what he likes, specifically | |||
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"Is this where we find out women don’t piss out their vaginas?" Wait! What! | |||
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"I'm not sure this is as big of an issue as you perhaps think it is
Errrrr, it is when I’m bumming a lady
Splash back is an issue when you bum someone? I don't think you're doing it right "I think you’ll find if there’s splashback when I’m bumming I’m definitely doing it right  | |||
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"I'm not sure this is as big of an issue as you perhaps think it is
Errrrr, it is when I’m bumming a lady
Splash back is an issue when you bum someone? I don't think you're doing it right "Surely it would be extra lubage if it did happen... So that would be a good thing? | |||
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"Is this where we find out women don’t piss out their vaginas?" Correct | |||
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"I'm not sure this is as big of an issue as you perhaps think it is
Errrrr, it is when I’m bumming a lady
Splash back is an issue when you bum someone? I don't think you're doing it right
I heard that's what he likes, specifically "I insist on it | |||
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"I'm not sure this is as big of an issue as you perhaps think it is
Errrrr, it is when I’m bumming a lady
Splash back is an issue when you bum someone? I don't think you're doing it right
Surely it would be extra lubage if it did happen... So that would be a good thing? "Is the right answer | |||
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"I'm not sure this is as big of an issue as you perhaps think it is
Errrrr, it is when I’m bumming a lady
Splash back is an issue when you bum someone? I don't think you're doing it right
I think you’ll find if there’s splashback when I’m bumming I’m definitely doing it right "Oh..... Maybe I'm not doing it right then | |||
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"I thought this might be a thread asking for advice on how to more accurately direct ping pong balls. " Well that is a lot harder in reality than it looks on TV, let me tell you | |||
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"I think there is less splash back to worry about. When you stand to wee it has a far greater distance to fall meaning a much higher impact velocity so more splash back
Mr
There’s probably a fluid dynamics effect too owing to the urethra being shorter for people without a cock.
I wonder if pee from a cock is more closer to laminar flow…
I probably shouldn’t start Googling this…"Trans ladies understand the full chapter and verse of this question, having experience of both the major anatomical variants. However it is held as a secret from cis people. | |||
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"I'm not sure this is as big of an issue as you perhaps think it is
Errrrr, it is when I’m bumming a lady
Splash back is an issue when you bum someone? I don't think you're doing it right
I think you’ll find if there’s splashback when I’m bumming I’m definitely doing it right
Oh..... Maybe I'm not doing it right then "Every day is a school day  | |||
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"I thought this might be a thread asking for advice on how to more accurately direct ping pong balls. Well that is a lot harder in reality than it looks on TV, let me tell you "Yours is more pong pong than ping pong | |||
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"You know when you bend a Barbie into the sitting position and the direction their fanny goes.... Its basically the same for ours. Barbie only sits on Ken’s cock in my house "My Ken didn't have a cock  | |||
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"I think there is less splash back to worry about. When you stand to wee it has a far greater distance to fall meaning a much higher impact velocity so more splash back
Mr
There’s probably a fluid dynamics effect too owing to the urethra being shorter for people without a cock.
I wonder if pee from a cock is more closer to laminar flow…
I probably shouldn’t start Googling this…
Trans ladies understand the full chapter and verse of this question, having experience of both the major anatomical variants. However it is held as a secret from cis people."Heheh. Indeed. The independent “Which?” testers of all urethral lengths. | |||
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"I thought this might be a thread asking for advice on how to more accurately direct ping pong balls. Well that is a lot harder in reality than it looks on TV, let me tell you
Yours is more pong pong than ping pong "Cheeky twat | |||
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"I got a whole sprinkler system going on down there! Had to provide a sample in a tube with the opening the size of a 5p last week! Had to collect the vessel from docs my sister said go over the garden center loo opposite to fill it! I said u joking! Will have to use my wee jug at home and take it back down there lol x Was it all over your hands? "Would have been! But no I used my wee jug has a big opening x | |||
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"I got a whole sprinkler system going on down there! Had to provide a sample in a tube with the opening the size of a 5p last week! Had to collect the vessel from docs my sister said go over the garden center loo opposite to fill it! I said u joking! Will have to use my wee jug at home and take it back down there lol x Was it all over your hands?
Would have been! But no I used my wee jug has a big opening x"“Wee” as in small… or do you have dedicated crockery for pee? | |||
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"You know when you bend a Barbie into the sitting position and the direction their fanny goes.... Its basically the same for ours. Barbie only sits on Ken’s cock in my house
My Ken didn't have a cock "Nothing a bit of plastic surgery wouldn’t sort out. I just melted a Chewbacca’s leg onto mine | |||
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"I thought this might be a thread asking for advice on how to more accurately direct ping pong balls. Well that is a lot harder in reality than it looks on TV, let me tell you
Yours is more pong pong than ping pong
Cheeky twat " | |||
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"I thought this might be a thread asking for advice on how to more accurately direct ping pong balls. Well that is a lot harder in reality than it looks on TV, let me tell you
Yours is more pong pong than ping pong
Cheeky twat
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"I got a whole sprinkler system going on down there! Had to provide a sample in a tube with the opening the size of a 5p last week! Had to collect the vessel from docs my sister said go over the garden center loo opposite to fill it! I said u joking! Will have to use my wee jug at home and take it back down there lol x Was it all over your hands?
Would have been! But no I used my wee jug has a big opening x"A wee jug? I need to know more | |||
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"What’s wrong with splashback? Saves needing a bidet surely "Jesus | |||
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"I thought this might be a thread asking for advice on how to more accurately direct ping pong balls. I was expecting it to be aimed at lady bricklayers" Thats what I thought as well. | |||
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"No pointing needed it is handily designed to already point downwards "Do you stand squatting on the toilet seat? | |||
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"You know when you bend a Barbie into the sitting position and the direction their fanny goes.... Its basically the same for ours. Barbie only sits on Ken’s cock in my house
My Ken didn't have a cock
Nothing a bit of plastic surgery wouldn’t sort out. I just melted a Chewbacca’s leg onto mine "WOW | |||
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"No pointing needed it is handily designed to already point downwards
Do you stand squatting on the toilet seat? "Eck no that’s an accident waiting to happen, I’d end up in the bowl | |||
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"You know when you bend a Barbie into the sitting position and the direction their fanny goes.... Its basically the same for ours. Barbie only sits on Ken’s cock in my house
My Ken didn't have a cock
Nothing a bit of plastic surgery wouldn’t sort out. I just melted a Chewbacca’s leg onto mine
WOW "Downstairs for dancing | |||
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"No pointing needed it is handily designed to already point downwards
Do you stand squatting on the toilet seat?
Eck no that’s an accident waiting to happen, I’d end up in the bowl "That’s where it’s meant go isn’t it? | |||
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"No pointing needed it is handily designed to already point downwards
Do you stand squatting on the toilet seat?
Eck no that’s an accident waiting to happen, I’d end up in the bowl
That’s where it’s meant go isn’t it? "Yes but not me with it ! Knowing me I’d trickle, end up with a wet foot, slip and in the bowl | |||
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"No pointing needed it is handily designed to already point downwards
Do you stand squatting on the toilet seat? "If you have the room, the splits is the best position | |||
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"I think there is less splash back to worry about. When you stand to wee it has a far greater distance to fall meaning a much higher impact velocity so more splash back
Mr
There’s probably a fluid dynamics effect too owing to the urethra being shorter for people without a cock.
I wonder if pee from a cock is more closer to laminar flow…
I probably shouldn’t start Googling this…"Before or after sex? After is definitely more turbulent | |||
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" my wee jug has a big opening x" Is that code? | |||
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"No pointing needed it is handily designed to already point downwards
Do you stand squatting on the toilet seat?
If you have the room, the splits is the best position "If only not having the room was the only (or main!) obstacle! | |||
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"No pointing needed it is handily designed to already point downwards
Do you stand squatting on the toilet seat?
Eck no that’s an accident waiting to happen, I’d end up in the bowl
That’s where it’s meant go isn’t it?
Yes but not me with it !
Knowing me I’d trickle, end up with a wet foot, slip and in the bowl "Wet foot or foof? | |||
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"No pointing needed it is handily designed to already point downwards
Do you stand squatting on the toilet seat?
Eck no that’s an accident waiting to happen, I’d end up in the bowl
That’s where it’s meant go isn’t it?
Yes but not me with it !
Knowing me I’d trickle, end up with a wet foot, slip and in the bowl
Wet foot or foof?"Foot then up to my knee in it  | |||
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"No pointing needed it is handily designed to already point downwards
Do you stand squatting on the toilet seat?
Eck no that’s an accident waiting to happen, I’d end up in the bowl
That’s where it’s meant go isn’t it?
Yes but not me with it !
Knowing me I’d trickle, end up with a wet foot, slip and in the bowl "A wet foof??? | |||
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"No pointing needed it is handily designed to already point downwards
Do you stand squatting on the toilet seat?
If you have the room, the splits is the best position "A standing split or a sitting one? | |||
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"You know when you bend a Barbie into the sitting position and the direction their fanny goes.... Its basically the same for ours. " | |||
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" my wee jug has a big opening x Is that code?" | |||
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"No pointing needed it is handily designed to already point downwards
Do you stand squatting on the toilet seat?
Eck no that’s an accident waiting to happen, I’d end up in the bowl
That’s where it’s meant go isn’t it?
Yes but not me with it !
Knowing me I’d trickle, end up with a wet foot, slip and in the bowl
Wet foot or foof?
Foot then up to my knee in it "Imagine getting your foot stuck and having to phone the fire service. | |||
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"No pointing needed it is handily designed to already point downwards
Do you stand squatting on the toilet seat?
Eck no that’s an accident waiting to happen, I’d end up in the bowl
That’s where it’s meant go isn’t it?
Yes but not me with it !
Knowing me I’d trickle, end up with a wet foot, slip and in the bowl
Wet foot or foof?
Foot then up to my knee in it
Imagine getting your foot stuck and having to phone the fire service. "I’d be trying for hours to get it out before that would ever happen | |||
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"No pointing needed it is handily designed to already point downwards
Do you stand squatting on the toilet seat?
If you have the room, the splits is the best position
A standing split or a sitting one? "Sitting the Straddle split, doesn't even touch the sides then | |||
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"No pointing needed it is handily designed to already point downwards
Do you stand squatting on the toilet seat?
If you have the room, the splits is the best position
If only not having the room was the only (or main!) obstacle! " ok ok, I like to think I'm more bendy than I am | |||
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"No pointing needed it is handily designed to already point downwards
Do you stand squatting on the toilet seat?
If you have the room, the splits is the best position
A standing split or a sitting one?
Sitting the Straddle split, doesn't even touch the sides then "I can picture this | |||
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There is a technique involving layering of the bowl with toilet paper that prevents this unpleasant experience. "Ahhhhhh mystery solved. Whenever I hear toilet paper being dispensed early I assumed they were planning a quiet poo | |||
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"I got a whole sprinkler system going on down there! Had to provide a sample in a tube with the opening the size of a 5p last week! Had to collect the vessel from docs my sister said go over the garden center loo opposite to fill it! I said u joking! Will have to use my wee jug at home and take it back down there lol x Was it all over your hands?
Would have been! But no I used my wee jug has a big opening x
“Wee” as in small… or do you have dedicated crockery for pee? "Yes I have a jug in my loo in fact other day one daughter who has dreadfull periods is sick and other end same time said I'm sorry I was sick in your jug! I have to give alot of samples being diabetic so hence the jug x | |||
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"No pointing needed it is handily designed to already point downwards
Do you stand squatting on the toilet seat?
Eck no that’s an accident waiting to happen, I’d end up in the bowl
That’s where it’s meant go isn’t it?
Yes but not me with it !
Knowing me I’d trickle, end up with a wet foot, slip and in the bowl
Wet foot or foof?
Foot then up to my knee in it "That is a deep bowl? Your toilet must be huge. | |||
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"I got a whole sprinkler system going on down there! Had to provide a sample in a tube with the opening the size of a 5p last week! Had to collect the vessel from docs my sister said go over the garden center loo opposite to fill it! I said u joking! Will have to use my wee jug at home and take it back down there lol x Was it all over your hands?
Would have been! But no I used my wee jug has a big opening x
A wee jug? I need to know more "I have to give samples with my diabetes so have a jug lol x | |||
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" my wee jug has a big opening x Is that code?" Pmsl! Excuse the pun! X | |||
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"The Fab Forum - bringing you the answers to all of life’s questions. Do you vary the force with which you let it flow, in the effort to reduce the danger? " Trust only in the force | |||
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"I can't say this has ever happened though I did once manage to pee through the gap between the seat and the bowl "I’ve done that before when it’s been quite a forceful one, wet all the back of me pants it did   | |||
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"I can't say this has ever happened though I did once manage to pee through the gap between the seat and the bowl "See, so you didn’t point your bits in the right direction. Maybe this thread is just for you | |||
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"I can't say this has ever happened though I did once manage to pee through the gap between the seat and the bowl
I’ve done that before when it’s been quite a forceful one, wet all the back of me pants it did "Did you splash your arse crack though? | |||
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"I got a whole sprinkler system going on down there! Had to provide a sample in a tube with the opening the size of a 5p last week! Had to collect the vessel from docs my sister said go over the garden center loo opposite to fill it! I said u joking! Will have to use my wee jug at home and take it back down there lol x Was it all over your hands?
Would have been! But no I used my wee jug has a big opening x
A wee jug? I need to know more
I have to give samples with my diabetes so have a jug lol x"Ah! In that case it makes perfect sense to have a dedicated receptacle! | |||
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Ahhhhhh mystery solved. Whenever I hear toilet paper being dispensed early I assumed they were planning a quiet poo " | |||
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"I'd like to suggest that the type of ladies you know that piss like racehorses as you so nicely put it....May not be ladies at all.....have you ever considered that? "Lol | |||
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"……at the bowl to prevent splashback up your bum crack? What’s your technique?
Love and peace " christ,what next?! | |||
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"……at the bowl to prevent splashback up your bum crack? What’s your technique?
Love and peace
christ,what next?! "well if a wee is number 1.... | |||
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"I'd like to suggest that the type of ladies you know that piss like racehorses as you so nicely put it....May not be ladies at all.....have you ever considered that? "I spend a lot of time hovering around the ladies bogs at work. So much so that I can tell what lady is having a burst at any particular time | |||
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"……at the bowl to prevent splashback up your bum crack? What’s your technique?
Love and peace
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"I can't say this has ever happened though I did once manage to pee through the gap between the seat and the bowl
I’ve done that before when it’s been quite a forceful one, wet all the back of me pants it did "I always lean forward with my forearms on my knees now. I'm paranoid . Impressed to have perfectly hit that tiny gap though. | |||
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"I can't say this has ever happened though I did once manage to pee through the gap between the seat and the bowl
I’ve done that before when it’s been quite a forceful one, wet all the back of me pants it did
I always lean forward with my forearms on my knees now. I'm paranoid . Impressed to have perfectly hit that tiny gap though. "Aha! this leads to questions that my partner (intelligently) chooses not to answer... - Do women part their labia to give a clearer shot (like men retracting the foreskin - if we don't - "aim" is just hope with a guess) - Can women piss further backwards than men forwards (men have greater drag force of longer urethra). This has to be Fabs first Home Lab test!! | |||
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"I can't say this has ever happened though I did once manage to pee through the gap between the seat and the bowl
I’ve done that before when it’s been quite a forceful one, wet all the back of me pants it did
I always lean forward with my forearms on my knees now. I'm paranoid . Impressed to have perfectly hit that tiny gap though.
Aha! this leads to questions that my partner (intelligently) chooses not to answer...
- Do women part their labia to give a clearer shot (like men retracting the foreskin - if we don't - "aim" is just hope with a guess)
- Can women piss further backwards than men forwards (men have greater drag force of longer urethra). This has to be Fabs first Home Lab test!! "Labia are actually designed to help "funnel" the stream so parting them sounds counter productive . | |||
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"I can't say this has ever happened though I did once manage to pee through the gap between the seat and the bowl
I’ve done that before when it’s been quite a forceful one, wet all the back of me pants it did
I always lean forward with my forearms on my knees now. I'm paranoid . Impressed to have perfectly hit that tiny gap though.
Aha! this leads to questions that my partner (intelligently) chooses not to answer...
- Do women part their labia to give a clearer shot (like men retracting the foreskin - if we don't - "aim" is just hope with a guess)
- Can women piss further backwards than men forwards (men have greater drag force of longer urethra). This has to be Fabs first Home Lab test!!
Labia are actually designed to help "funnel" the stream so parting them sounds counter productive . "I agree, would make a right mess | |||
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"I can't say this has ever happened though I did once manage to pee through the gap between the seat and the bowl
I’ve done that before when it’s been quite a forceful one, wet all the back of me pants it did
I always lean forward with my forearms on my knees now. I'm paranoid . Impressed to have perfectly hit that tiny gap though.
Aha! this leads to questions that my partner (intelligently) chooses not to answer...
- Do women part their labia to give a clearer shot (like men retracting the foreskin - if we don't - "aim" is just hope with a guess)
- Can women piss further backwards than men forwards (men have greater drag force of longer urethra). This has to be Fabs first Home Lab test!!
Labia are actually designed to help "funnel" the stream so parting them sounds counter productive . "I like spreading labias. Just saying like | |||
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"I can't say this has ever happened though I did once manage to pee through the gap between the seat and the bowl "I did this too (only once though) At a mans house I was trying to impress. | |||
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"Rex, my fanny is always pointed toward you. Like a magnet, it's drawn to your penis like the compass point to magnetic north "It’s your South Pole I’d like to see | |||
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"I can't say this has ever happened though I did once manage to pee through the gap between the seat and the bowl
I did this too (only once though) At a mans house I was trying to impress. "And did it impress him? | |||
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"I can't say this has ever happened though I did once manage to pee through the gap between the seat and the bowl
I’ve done that before when it’s been quite a forceful one, wet all the back of me pants it did
I always lean forward with my forearms on my knees now. I'm paranoid . Impressed to have perfectly hit that tiny gap though.
Aha! this leads to questions that my partner (intelligently) chooses not to answer...
- Do women part their labia to give a clearer shot (like men retracting the foreskin - if we don't - "aim" is just hope with a guess)
- Can women piss further backwards than men forwards (men have greater drag force of longer urethra). This has to be Fabs first Home Lab test!!
Labia are actually designed to help "funnel" the stream so parting them sounds counter productive . "Very kind. I had better stop using the analogy of a 12 bore versus a sawn-off shotgun - one for distance and the other for close range coverage. | |||
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"Rex, my fanny is always pointed toward you. Like a magnet, it's drawn to your penis like the compass point to magnetic north
It’s your South Pole I’d like to see "What! Again?? | |||
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"Rex, my fanny is always pointed toward you. Like a magnet, it's drawn to your penis like the compass point to magnetic north
It’s your South Pole I’d like to see
What! Again?? "Yes, your south star | |||
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"I can't say this has ever happened though I did once manage to pee through the gap between the seat and the bowl
I did this too (only once though) At a mans house I was trying to impress.
And did it impress him? "Yes, he was amazed at my technique | |||
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"It all depends on the force as well, if you let it trickle it’s more likely to get everywhere "So you throttle the tap on half then? | |||
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"I can't say this has ever happened though I did once manage to pee through the gap between the seat and the bowl
I did this too (only once though) At a mans house I was trying to impress.
And did it impress him?
Yes, he was amazed at my technique "I hope he wore safety goggles while observing | |||
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"It all depends on the force as well, if you let it trickle it’s more likely to get everywhere "Haha so true when you are trying to pee quietly | |||
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"Sit further forward on the seat, although if your flaps aren’t aligned it can gush all over the place. " Nothing worse than misaligned flaps! | |||
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"Sit further forward on the seat, although if your flaps aren’t aligned it can gush all over the place. " Surely sitting forward you’ve more chance of it shooting out the back then? | |||
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"Sit further forward on the seat, although if your flaps aren’t aligned it can gush all over the place. Surely sitting forward you’ve more chance of it shooting out the back then? "Not if you lean forward slightly and pee with force | |||
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"Sit further forward on the seat, although if your flaps aren’t aligned it can gush all over the place. Surely sitting forward you’ve more chance of it shooting out the back then?
Not if you lean forward slightly and pee with force "This is where the race horse sound comes from then | |||
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