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What's the funniest thing a stranger has said to you that made you laughing inside

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning all. Hope your Monday goes well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once heard a couple in a supermarket just after Christmas, the wife mentioned the Easter eggs and the bloke turned around to her and said, that Jesus must be fuming they’ve only just celebrated his birthday now they’re killing the cunt off.

The mr

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By *007ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I was in a hardware store and a woman had a go at me for not knowing where a certain product was located. I was still in office collar and tie. Penny dropped...she thought I was an employee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

homeless guy in Australia said to me..

" tuck your shirt in mate you look untidy.."

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

On Saturday, the supermarket checkout guy, when it came to taking card payment, "Just stroke the top, or push it in, I don't mind"

C

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Morning all. Hope your Monday goes well "

I’ve had strangers say this to me ^ however to be honest, it wasn’t that funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had woman in queue at checkout say "oh they look tasty buns, wouldn't mind nibbling those cherries" my poor Belgium buns!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There was a group of the God squad preaching by where I'd locked my bike. I got stuck listening to them as I sorted myself out and unlocked it.

The man was quoting bits of the Bible where man was told to eat meat. We have to eat meat he said, it's our duty. And he then went on about vegans being the reason for climate change and the end of days. It was most entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not said to me but I’ve just been giggling at this from another forum post…….

“There was a post by Northumbria police asking if anyone had information about a criminal. He was crosseyed and someone commented saying…

If I had a quid for every time he looked at me I’d have 50p.”

Thank you to the OP. Made my day xx

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Lady on the checkout was spraying antibacterial spray just as I arrived with my shopping along with another customer and she said ‘I don’t know as soon as I start squirting everyone comes’ I think I looked like this

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