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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

broken a nail so badly that its bleeding and it hurts

What minor injury has caused you the most pain? Paper cuts don't count

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Cardboard cuts?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Ouchy!

I fell up the steps to my house earlier after going to the garage to do some recycling. I forgot how much a gravel cut can sting.

But I didn’t cry! Although my bottom lip did wobble.

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Cardboard cuts?"

is that even a thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stood on a plug. The pain was only temporary but I’ve never screamed so loud in my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a big blister on my finger this week from trying to chop a swede and it was bloody agony! Thankfully it's burst now, so it's just a bit ugly rather than painful.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Either burns or when I broke a toenail halfway up.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I got a big blister on my finger this week from trying to chop a swede and it was bloody agony! Thankfully it's burst now, so it's just a bit ugly rather than painful. "

Lana you can buy ready diced swede! Think of your fingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was putting my glasses on, turned my head to one side, poked the arm into my eye.

Ouchie.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ingrown toe nail, my god that fucking hurt for days

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

When you don't realise you have tiny cuts on your hand and you wash something with bleach water. Oof.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Cardboard cuts?

is that even a thing?"

It is and its considerably worse than a paper cut, thin plastic is also very nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a big blister on my finger this week from trying to chop a swede and it was bloody agony! Thankfully it's burst now, so it's just a bit ugly rather than painful.

Lana you can buy ready diced swede! Think of your fingers!

I know! I don't know what came over me trying to be all domesticated and cook from scratch. I did not know how indestructible those little fuckers were

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By *otwifeHusbandCouple
over a year ago

Dorset

"I stood on a plug. The pain was only temporary but I’ve never screamed so loud in my life."

Ouch that’s just as bad as Lego blocks.

Hubs

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Ouchy!

I fell up the steps to my house earlier after going to the garage to do some recycling. I forgot how much a gravel cut can sting.

But I didn’t cry! Although my bottom lip did wobble."

yowch. I don't think I've done that since I was a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stood on a plug. The pain was only temporary but I’ve never screamed so loud in my life.

Ouch that’s just as bad as Lego blocks.

Hubs"

I’ve done that as well. I don’t mean to be dramatic but it might be worse than a kick in the balls.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Grrr typos.

The time I stabbed myself in the eye with the sharp end of the tweezers. Aided by a

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I am suitably sympathetic to you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell over while carrying a box of crockery and got some stuck in my hand and some in my boob, once.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Also stabbed my finger with a dining fork. Not as painful as the eye incident though

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I fell over while carrying a box of crockery and got some stuck in my hand and some in my boob, once."

Minor injuries not crockery in the boob

. That's ground for dialling 999 surely

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I fell over while carrying a box of crockery and got some stuck in my hand and some in my boob, once."

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I was doing some hand sewing once and stitched my finger to the fabric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dropped a coffee table on my bare feet. Took weeks for my big toenail to go black and fall off.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Cardboard cuts?

is that even a thing?

It is and its considerably worse than a paper cut, thin plastic is also very nasty

I got one from a paper bag at the supermarket. Bloody stung!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a baby grazes your bollocks with their foot. You have that initial feeling of did they just…… yes they did! Bollocks disappear into your stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"broken a nail so badly that its bleeding and it hurts

What minor injury has caused you the most pain? Paper cuts don't count

The most atrocious pain I experienced was a broken bone in my teenage hood and a tooth ache X

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By *otwifeHusbandCouple
over a year ago

Dorset

I once fell out the van after kneeling in the back and my feet going nub. Tried and used the word tried to stand up. Ankle gave way. Falling to the floor laying in pain. Tbh not sure if I was unconscious.

Hobbling in like a wounded soldier. Bit of love and care from the wire realised I came a hairs breath from breaking my ankle. With 2 days whole foot and ankle was black and blue.

That was ouch.

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By *otwifeHusbandCouple
over a year ago

Dorset

"I stood on a plug. The pain was only temporary but I’ve never screamed so loud in my life.

Ouch that’s just as bad as Lego blocks.

Hubs

I’ve done that as well. I don’t mean to be dramatic but it might be worse than a kick in the balls."

Can’t say I had that in a long time but rather you too care of it than kick it. Lol

Hubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell over while carrying a box of crockery and got some stuck in my hand and some in my boob, once.

Minor injuries not crockery in the boob

. That's ground for dialling 999 surely

No. I did go to a and e for a few stitches though.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"When you don't realise you have tiny cuts on your hand and you wash something with bleach water. Oof."

Or use hand sanitiser!

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

I'm feeling the pain of each and every one of you, and y'all have my deepest sympathies.

I've done some damned stupid and clumsy shiz in my time. And today... I tripped over the end of the bed, stubbed my toe and bent my knee the wrong way.

I may have screamed

Posh

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By *elsh_naturist_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Newport

"Cardboard cuts?

is that even a thing?"

Yes I work in a cardboard factory and it's definitely a thing!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Grrr typos.

The time I stabbed myself in the eye with the sharp end of the tweezers. Aided by a

Jesus hell christ on a bike that hurts to even read.

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I fell over while carrying a box of crockery and got some stuck in my hand and some in my boob, once.

Minor injuries not crockery in the boob

. That's ground for dialling 999 surely

No. I did go to a and e for a few stitches though."

I think stitches takes it out of minor injury though

I was joking about the 999 thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Partial dislocation of a floating rib

Done it twice, once in a strongman competition lifting a 150kg atlas stone.

Last year in February it went again when squatting 280kg.

I imagine it's what being shot feels like, dropped me like a sack of spuds both times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sliced my finger using a carving knife to cut off the top of some silicone sealant. PNG insited on taking me to urgent care unit.

If I run my finger over the scar it still tingles

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Daughter's finger in my eye. Her nail cut my cornea. Never known pain like it. Had nightly pain for months as it kept reopening every time I slept and the scar stuck to my eyelid and got pulled off when I opened my eyes (a fairly frequent thing as my youngest was 2 months old when it happened and didn't sleep through).

Oh yeah, and 6 months later it became infected. That pain was somehow worse.

3 1/2 years since the original injury and I still get twinges.

Bloody kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put veet on a certain area a couple of weeks ago. Hadn't used it in a long time and we were due to attend our first club night together the following night.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, the shower wouldn't run warm, I left it on too long and ended up with burns on my labia

I have decided that razors are the way to go from now on

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By *ronmant16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Trapped my hand/ fingers resulting in one broken finger and other two to be drilled to relieve pressure of blood behind, it squirted out and hit ceiling and hurt to fuckery when drill twisted the raw skin under nail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kitten jumping up my leg and literally attaching her claws straight into my leg. I have the wounds to prove it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You're gonna have to define "minor" Mrs NC

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By *otwifeHusbandCouple
over a year ago

Dorset

"I put veet on a certain area a couple of weeks ago. Hadn't used it in a long time and we were due to attend our first club night together the following night.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, the shower wouldn't run warm, I left it on too long and ended up with burns on my labia

I have decided that razors are the way to go from now on

Ouch. Burns. Yet nobody offered to help cool the skin down. By Tongue Maybe. Lol

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Kendal

Added to this thread…

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put veet on a certain area a couple of weeks ago. Hadn't used it in a long time and we were due to attend our first club night together the following night.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, the shower wouldn't run warm, I left it on too long and ended up with burns on my labia

I have decided that razors are the way to go from now on

Ouch. Burns. Yet nobody offered to help cool the skin down. By Tongue Maybe. Lol"

Omg, that was banned. I was offered moisturiser which I accepted due to the heat emanating from between my legs. As soon as it hit that area, it was like a thousand knives jabbing me.

I actually bit the pillow in excruciating pain.

I declined the thought of going to A&E

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"broken a nail so badly that its bleeding and it hurts

What minor injury has caused you the most pain? Paper cuts don't count

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ingrowing toenail on my big toe,

remarkable how many times when you have an injury some where that you manage to catch it on everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put veet on a certain area a couple of weeks ago. Hadn't used it in a long time and we were due to attend our first club night together the following night.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, the shower wouldn't run warm, I left it on too long and ended up with burns on my labia

I have decided that razors are the way to go from now on

Ouch. Burns. Yet nobody offered to help cool the skin down. By Tongue Maybe. Lol

Omg, that was banned. I was offered moisturiser which I accepted due to the heat emanating from between my legs. As soon as it hit that area, it was like a thousand knives jabbing me.

I actually bit the pillow in excruciating pain.

I declined the thought of going to A&E

I've done that a couple of times. It is a sure fire way to shut down any action happening, it's eye-watering

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"You're gonna have to define "minor" Mrs NC

well I grew up in a time when your mum would spit on a hankie and rub at anything less than an amputation. So I think a cut off should be if you phone 111 and they don't scream,its minor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banging my little toe on doorframes! Did it loads growing up but a lot less now!

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I have a really deep bath which I leaned of out a little too far a few weeks ago, slipped & landed on the edge. The bruise on my upper thigh was about 15cms round & 3 months later I can still see the shadow of it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

When my ganglion burst holding the bannister at the bottom of the stairs, then turning to go down the hall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put veet on a certain area a couple of weeks ago. Hadn't used it in a long time and we were due to attend our first club night together the following night.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, the shower wouldn't run warm, I left it on too long and ended up with burns on my labia

I have decided that razors are the way to go from now on

Ouch. Burns. Yet nobody offered to help cool the skin down. By Tongue Maybe. Lol

Omg, that was banned. I was offered moisturiser which I accepted due to the heat emanating from between my legs. As soon as it hit that area, it was like a thousand knives jabbing me.

I actually bit the pillow in excruciating pain.

I declined the thought of going to A&E

I've done that a couple of times. It is a sure fire way to shut down any action happening, it's eye-watering

Yes, I can still feel the pain now. That stuff is brutal

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Ouch, hope its better soon

When one of my cats was a kitten, he was playing with my hair, I turned around at the wrong moment and he got me in the eye with a claw. I had a corneal abraision, that was painful and having the orange stuff put in at hospital stung like mad.

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By *otwifeHusbandCouple
over a year ago

Dorset

"I put veet on a certain area a couple of weeks ago. Hadn't used it in a long time and we were due to attend our first club night together the following night.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, the shower wouldn't run warm, I left it on too long and ended up with burns on my labia

I have decided that razors are the way to go from now on

Ouch. Burns. Yet nobody offered to help cool the skin down. By Tongue Maybe. Lol

Omg, that was banned. I was offered moisturiser which I accepted due to the heat emanating from between my legs. As soon as it hit that area, it was like a thousand knives jabbing me.

I actually bit the pillow in excruciating pain.

I declined the thought of going to A&E

I've done that a couple of times. It is a sure fire way to shut down any action happening, it's eye-watering

Yes, I can still feel the pain now. That stuff is brutal

Ouch

Personally like to find better ways for biting the pillow or Scrunching up the sheets. Wink wink

Hubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I burnt the end of my fingers last week making food when I was pissed, I will never learn??????

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Pulled cupboard door back into forehead.

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Pulled cupboard door back into forehead. "

You should have seen that coming!! Lol!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The chunk I sliced out of my ankle when shaving. I did it over a month ago and it's still not properly healed

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

A toe stub will efficiently put me on the floor swearing

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Burnt my hand at work across my palm didn't hurt at the time but next day very ouchy

Dog hit me in the nose with a stick black eyes stung for days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I accidentally bounced a football once straight into my face...it hurt so bad!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbed my little toe! of all the toes why that one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprained thumb from a cricket ball hitting the top of it. Swollen and bruised for a couple of weeks

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