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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

Does she sacrifice virgins or what? How does she still look so good?

I'd ID her if wanted to buy booze. If I had a shop

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Does she sacrifice virgins or what? How does she still look so good?

I'd ID her if wanted to buy booze. If I had a shop

You cannot gauge age by boob squeezing...... you do know that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does she sacrifice virgins or what? How does she still look so good?

I'd ID her if wanted to buy booze. If I had a shop

Its complicated...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought to myself on reading your post, ‘what is this daftie on about?! Of course she’s going to look young, she’s like 23’.

Googled. 37 years old.

Where the fuck does the time go

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I thought to myself on reading your post, ‘what is this daftie on about?! Of course she’s going to look young, she’s like 23’.

Googled. 37 years old.

Where the fuck does the time go

Lost in an alcohol induced haze (distinctly hungover myself here) x

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Same age as me, and while I generally appear younger than I am, she certainly wins the award for not looking her age.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Same age as me, and while I generally appear younger than I am, she certainly wins the award for not looking her age. "

She certainly won't have an issue with smile lines, most miserable singer after Morrissey. Let's hope she's not a right wing twat like that flower-throwing waste of space.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Does she sacrifice virgins or what? How does she still look so good?

I'd ID her if wanted to buy booze. If I had a shop

She looks great doesn't she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does she sacrifice virgins or what? How does she still look so good?

I'd ID her if wanted to buy booze. If I had a shop

Apparently she’s dead.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Has she had kids? Because those little darlings sure pile the wrinkles on!!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Does she sacrifice virgins or what? How does she still look so good?

I'd ID her if wanted to buy booze. If I had a shop

Apparently she’s dead. "

She was VERY ill and on deaths door 2/3 years ago but is very much alive

Unless she's a vampire... I still would

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I thought to myself on reading your post, ‘what is this daftie on about?! Of course she’s going to look young, she’s like 23’.

Googled. 37 years old.

Where the fuck does the time go

37!? Oh for the love of God....those years went fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does she sacrifice virgins or what? How does she still look so good?

I'd ID her if wanted to buy booze. If I had a shop

Apparently she’s dead.

She was VERY ill and on deaths door 2/3 years ago but is very much alive

Unless she's a vampire... I still would

Haha no it’s some weird silly conspiracy theory that makes no sense at all

but I didn’t know she was ill

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Does she sacrifice virgins or what? How does she still look so good?

I'd ID her if wanted to buy booze. If I had a shop

Apparently she’s dead.

She was VERY ill and on deaths door 2/3 years ago but is very much alive

Unless she's a vampire... I still would

Haha no it’s some weird silly conspiracy theory that makes no sense at all

but I didn’t know she was ill "

She caught Lyme from a tick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought to myself on reading your post, ‘what is this daftie on about?! Of course she’s going to look young, she’s like 23’.

Googled. 37 years old.

Where the fuck does the time go

37!? Oh for the love of God....those years went fast

I know, right!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does she sacrifice virgins or what? How does she still look so good?

I'd ID her if wanted to buy booze. If I had a shop

Apparently she’s dead.

She was VERY ill and on deaths door 2/3 years ago but is very much alive

Unless she's a vampire... I still would

Haha no it’s some weird silly conspiracy theory that makes no sense at all

but I didn’t know she was ill

She caught Lyme from a tick"

Shit. That’s tough.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I thought to myself on reading your post, ‘what is this daftie on about?! Of course she’s going to look young, she’s like 23’.

Googled. 37 years old.

Where the fuck does the time go

37!? Oh for the love of God....those years went fast

I know, right!?!"

I'm not going to think about it

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

She does look fabulous, but she IS only 37! I looked good for my age up til 50, then MENOPAUSE

That shit really fucks with your looks.

Kylie is the same age as me - I'd like what HRT she's taking please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does she sacrifice virgins or what? How does she still look so good?

I'd ID her if wanted to buy booze. If I had a shop

Apparently she’s dead.

She was VERY ill and on deaths door 2/3 years ago but is very much alive

Unless she's a vampire... I still would

Haha no it’s some weird silly conspiracy theory that makes no sense at all

but I didn’t know she was ill "

Is that the clone one? I remember reading that years ago

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"She does look fabulous, but she IS only 37! I looked good for my age up til 50, then MENOPAUSE

That shit really fucks with your looks.

Kylie is the same age as me - I'd like what HRT she's taking please

My HRT is awesome.

Apart from putting on some weight, I don’t look much different to 10/15 years ago.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"She does look fabulous, but she IS only 37! I looked good for my age up til 50, then MENOPAUSE

That shit really fucks with your looks.

Kylie is the same age as me - I'd like what HRT she's taking please

My HRT is awesome.

Apart from putting on some weight, I don’t look much different to 10/15 years ago. "

Yeah, not bothered too much about the weight gain, it's the acne like spots on my body. Gross! Never even had spots as a teenager.

But your skin looks beautiful. I'm jealous xx

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"She does look fabulous, but she IS only 37! I looked good for my age up til 50, then MENOPAUSE

That shit really fucks with your looks.

Kylie is the same age as me - I'd like what HRT she's taking please

My HRT is awesome.

Apart from putting on some weight, I don’t look much different to 10/15 years ago.

Yeah, not bothered too much about the weight gain, it's the acne like spots on my body. Gross! Never even had spots as a teenager.

But your skin looks beautiful. I'm jealous xx"

Thanks, but they lie.

I get spots ... just hide them in photos... pretty much the only thing I change about my photos.

You can always guarantee they turn up just before a night out

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

I don't look my age without my beard store will ID check me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I was ID'd the last time I bought wine. I'm 36

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does she sacrifice virgins or what? How does she still look so good?

I'd ID her if wanted to buy booze. If I had a shop

Apparently she’s dead.

She was VERY ill and on deaths door 2/3 years ago but is very much alive

Unless she's a vampire... I still would

Haha no it’s some weird silly conspiracy theory that makes no sense at all

but I didn’t know she was ill

Is that the clone one? I remember reading that years ago

Yes! You know the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does she sacrifice virgins or what? How does she still look so good?

I'd ID her if wanted to buy booze. If I had a shop

Apparently she’s dead.

She was VERY ill and on deaths door 2/3 years ago but is very much alive

Unless she's a vampire... I still would

Haha no it’s some weird silly conspiracy theory that makes no sense at all

but I didn’t know she was ill

Is that the clone one? I remember reading that years ago

Yes! You know the one

They said similar about Paul McCartney and Eminem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does she sacrifice virgins or what? How does she still look so good?

I'd ID her if wanted to buy booze. If I had a shop

Apparently she’s dead.

She was VERY ill and on deaths door 2/3 years ago but is very much alive

Unless she's a vampire... I still would

Haha no it’s some weird silly conspiracy theory that makes no sense at all

but I didn’t know she was ill

Is that the clone one? I remember reading that years ago

Yes! You know the one

They said similar about Paul McCartney and Eminem

Eminem is 100% a clone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does she sacrifice virgins or what? How does she still look so good?

I'd ID her if wanted to buy booze. If I had a shop

Apparently she’s dead.

She was VERY ill and on deaths door 2/3 years ago but is very much alive

Unless she's a vampire... I still would

Haha no it’s some weird silly conspiracy theory that makes no sense at all

but I didn’t know she was ill

Is that the clone one? I remember reading that years ago

Yes! You know the one

They said similar about Paul McCartney and Eminem

Eminem is 100% a clone.

I’ve seen the video to The Real Slim Shady…

“And there's a million of us just like me”

He was trying to tell us all along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does she sacrifice virgins or what? How does she still look so good?

I'd ID her if wanted to buy booze. If I had a shop

Apparently she’s dead.

She was VERY ill and on deaths door 2/3 years ago but is very much alive

Unless she's a vampire... I still would

Haha no it’s some weird silly conspiracy theory that makes no sense at all

but I didn’t know she was ill

Is that the clone one? I remember reading that years ago

Yes! You know the one

They said similar about Paul McCartney and Eminem

Eminem is 100% a clone.

I’ve seen the video to The Real Slim Shady…

“And there's a million of us just like me”

He was trying to tell us all along

omg you’re right. There’s also two of him in the Stan music video and I’m pretty sure that’s a clone in the Mariah Carey obsessed video. It all makes sense now

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