FabSwingers.com forum: Wars Settled in the Ring

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Instead of all of this fighting, why can't world leaders just slug it out in the boxing ring. Winner takes all and no need for bloodshed. Boris v Putin

Who would win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Klitschko probably.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Putin. He’s a black belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xi Jinping would probably run in with a steel chair and lay both out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vitali vs poo tin could be fun

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Fair enough I would totally accept the conquest of an oppressive foreign regime because the Prime Minister lost a match against the leader of a hostile state.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Chances are there would still be bloodshed. Just a lot less.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Putin. He’s a black belt

Come on now you know Putin's black belt has nothing to do with it. Who needs a black belt when your opponent is Boris "bumbling jizz head" Johnson.

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

Boris would go down with the first slap, we are fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putin. He’s a black belt

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propaganda

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Putin is ex KGB from the cold War years, Boris is more KFC...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putin has sparred in the past with both Klitschko brothers and is no stranger inside the ropes

Boris isn’t fit to carry his water bottle

There is a growing group of people Stateside that do just that called Beefstreets

If you have a beef with your neighbour or someone it is taken around the back into a makeshift boxing ring and they go toe to toe

Designed to take the guns off the street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With all due respect, BJ was suckibg up to Putin like many populists in the West. Londongrad didn't happen in a day.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I saw Boris play rugby and be is tougher than you think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Klitschko probably. "

He would if he was a "World Leader"

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I saw Boris play rugby and be is tougher than you think. "

Not sure it counts when it's a bizzare rugby tackle on a 10 year old boy in Japan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like nukes may be in play now such a pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Klitschko probably.

He would if he was a "World Leader""

Who gave up boxing to become President of Ukraine only to settle for Mayor of Kyiv to allow his friend to become President

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Klitschko probably.

He would if he was a "World Leader"

Who gave up boxing to become President of Ukraine only to settle for Mayor of Kyiv to allow his friend to become President "

Exactly, so not a world leader then...his friend is

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

"Putin. He’s a black belt

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a black belt in the weakest martial art going...,akin to pulling hair and frantic hope for the best grappling .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris would choose someone else to fight for him like how Tyrion does in GoT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a bad idea.. putin would be put-in boris on his ass without breaking a sweat

Sorry not sorry for the lame pun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine the kind of world leaders if this was the case.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This is a bad idea.. putin would be put-in boris on his ass without breaking a sweat

Sorry not sorry for the lame pun

Not just Boris to be fair, I think almost all heads of governments and countries would not be much of a match for Putin one on one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Xi Jinping would probably run in with a steel chair and lay both out."

BAH GAWD THATS CHINAS MUSIC!

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By *andy and DannyCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple

"Instead of all of this fighting, why can't world leaders just slug it out in the boxing ring. Winner takes all and no need for bloodshed. Boris v Putin

Who would win?

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maybe a good old game of quidich would sort the problem ? Boris could catch the little flying thing in his hair

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I saw Boris play rugby and be is tougher than you think.

Not sure it counts when it's a bizzare rugby tackle on a 10 year old boy in Japan. "

What revelance has Japan got to do with it out of interest ?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

There was a king of Uganda called Idi Amin. He was also the Ugandan Heavy Weight Champion. No one would dare beat him in the ring.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I saw Boris play rugby and be is tougher than you think.

Not sure it counts when it's a bizzare rugby tackle on a 10 year old boy in Japan.

What revelance has Japan got to do with it out of interest ?"

Because that is where it took place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a bad idea.. putin would be put-in boris on his ass without breaking a sweat

Sorry not sorry for the lame pun

Not just Boris to be fair, I think almost all heads of governments and countries would not be much of a match for Putin one on one"

Yeah thats true, if only arnold schwarzenegger ran for US presidency so he could duke it out in the ring against putin

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"Instead of all of this fighting, why can't world leaders just slug it out in the boxing ring. Winner takes all and no need for bloodshed. Boris v Putin

Who would win?

Then you wont know of this film

Battles fought by robots instead of wars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66yH8l1Dt0s

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I saw Boris play rugby and be is tougher than you think.

Not sure it counts when it's a bizzare rugby tackle on a 10 year old boy in Japan.

What revelance has Japan got to do with it out of interest ?

Because that is where it took place. "

It could of been phrased better. Not sure why Japan was mentioned. The sentence could of said, 'a ten year old boy'

That aside it was a good tackle and Boris would be a handful in the ring..

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I saw Boris play rugby and be is tougher than you think.

Not sure it counts when it's a bizzare rugby tackle on a 10 year old boy in Japan.

What revelance has Japan got to do with it out of interest ?

Because that is where it took place.

It could of been phrased better. Not sure why Japan was mentioned. The sentence could of said, 'a ten year old boy'

That aside it was a good tackle and Boris would be a handful in the ring.."

Why could it? He rugby tackled a 10 year old boy in Japan. In Tokyo in fact. I included the location.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I saw Boris play rugby and be is tougher than you think.

Not sure it counts when it's a bizzare rugby tackle on a 10 year old boy in Japan.

What revelance has Japan got to do with it out of interest ?

Because that is where it took place.

It could of been phrased better. Not sure why Japan was mentioned. The sentence could of said, 'a ten year old boy'

That aside it was a good tackle and Boris would be a handful in the ring..

Why could it? He rugby tackled a 10 year old boy in Japan. In Tokyo in fact. I included the location. "

Well Tom saw a post the other day where the poster mentioned why a Big Issue seller was referred to as Romanian.

The country of birth had little to do with the story and it made Tom think..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Instead of all of this fighting, why can't world leaders just slug it out in the boxing ring. Winner takes all and no need for bloodshed. Boris v Putin

Who would win?

Then you wont know of this film

Battles fought by robots instead of wars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66yH8l1Dt0s"

Robot Jox!! Loved this film as a kid!!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I saw Boris play rugby and be is tougher than you think.

Not sure it counts when it's a bizzare rugby tackle on a 10 year old boy in Japan.

What revelance has Japan got to do with it out of interest ?

Because that is where it took place.

It could of been phrased better. Not sure why Japan was mentioned. The sentence could of said, 'a ten year old boy'

That aside it was a good tackle and Boris would be a handful in the ring..

Why could it? He rugby tackled a 10 year old boy in Japan. In Tokyo in fact. I included the location.

Well Tom saw a post the other day where the poster mentioned why a Big Issue seller was referred to as Romanian.

The country of birth had little to do with the story and it made Tom think.. "

I didn't refer to the country of birth nor nationality of the boy. He may have been an American living in Japan. He may have been of Japanese nationality but both parents were from Africa. He may have been Mexican and on holiday in Japan.

I merely mentioned the location of which the event took place.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I think if I saw a man wearing a black belt and riding a horse towards me, shirtless, I’d expect things to get a bit tasty.

Boris? Getting a comb out to do his hair and straightening his tie doesn’t really quite hit the “shit’s about to go down” levels for me.

So I stick by my original claim. Controversial though it may be!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I saw Boris play rugby and be is tougher than you think.

Not sure it counts when it's a bizzare rugby tackle on a 10 year old boy in Japan.

What revelance has Japan got to do with it out of interest ?

Because that is where it took place.

It could of been phrased better. Not sure why Japan was mentioned. The sentence could of said, 'a ten year old boy'

That aside it was a good tackle and Boris would be a handful in the ring..

Why could it? He rugby tackled a 10 year old boy in Japan. In Tokyo in fact. I included the location.

Well Tom saw a post the other day where the poster mentioned why a Big Issue seller was referred to as Romanian.

The country of birth had little to do with the story and it made Tom think..

I merely mentioned the location of which the event took place. "

Touche..

You win.. Tom exits stage left..

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