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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers .

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

If I've recently ejaculated then yes. Saves having to mop up the multi directional urine sprinkle.

Or if it's the middle of the night and dark.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

I do sometimes but refrain from the urinals in the gents toilets as people generally stare when I do.

Ed x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I've recently ejaculated then yes. Saves having to mop up the multi directional urine sprinkle.

Or if it's the middle of the night and dark. "

The first I take it it’s because u would still be stiff so u can’t control ur wee or for another reason?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it all the time during the night. It saves me to bother of having to curse when I piss on my feet in the middle of the night after I’ve take bad, half asleep aim with my dinkle.

Sitting down solves two problems.

I don’t have to take aim.

I can pee without the light on, this saving me pennies.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yep, middle of the night, when feeling weary, and once when I hurt my back and the doctor told me not to lift anything heavy.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"If I've recently ejaculated then yes. Saves having to mop up the multi directional urine sprinkle.

Or if it's the middle of the night and dark.

The first I take it it’s because u would still be stiff so u can’t control ur wee or for another reason? "

It is hard to wee with an erection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually sit down. Mostly because I’m lazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes middle of the night sit down wee for the win!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"If I've recently ejaculated then yes. Saves having to mop up the multi directional urine sprinkle.

Or if it's the middle of the night and dark.

The first I take it it’s because u would still be stiff so u can’t control ur wee or for another reason? "

The wee comes out in at least two different directions if I go too soon after!

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By *innynewMan
over a year ago

Hythe

I do when I'm pissed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim does them all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, when I was really fat I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty of sitting down for a wee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I've recently ejaculated then yes. Saves having to mop up the multi directional urine sprinkle.

Or if it's the middle of the night and dark.

The first I take it it’s because u would still be stiff so u can’t control ur wee or for another reason?

The wee comes out in at least two different directions if I go too soon after! "

Jeez sounds freaking dangerous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I usually sit down. Mostly because I’m lazy. "

I mean, at least you are honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I’ve just woken up either in the middle of the night or first thing in the morning and I need a wee while I’m still very dozy, I sometimes do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often sit down to wee.

I'm not sure if I'm being thoughtful, being sure not to sprinkle the seat and to leave it down, or just lazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I often sit down to wee.

I'm not sure if I'm being thoughtful, being sure not to sprinkle the seat and to leave it down, or just lazy "

Now my question is.. how often would sprinkle the seat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At home, Yep all the time. No idea why.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At home, Yep all the time. No idea why. "

Maybe it’s a comfort thing ? like a little me- time ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At home, Yep all the time. No idea why.

Maybe it’s a comfort thing ? like a little me- time ?"

How do you know what he calls his dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim does them all the time. "

Taking into account lockdown and restrictions, I've hardly stood to wee for years.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I do sometimes but refrain from the urinals in the gents toilets as people generally stare when I do.

Ed x"

Because it's so rare that you use them?

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Not since I was about 3...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Struggle to do it, my Willy sometimes touches the side of the toilet… then I feel violated

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

I do. I started to pee sitting down when I was with my ex (she had 2 daughters) it was just easier than getting moaned up for leaving the seat up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I sit down for a wee

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers . "

If I've got a hard on or can't turn the lights on

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

When my legs are tired

You also don't have to worry about your aim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often sit down to wee.

I'm not sure if I'm being thoughtful, being sure not to sprinkle the seat and to leave it down, or just lazy

Now my question is.. how often would sprinkle the seat? "

I don't really, I'm well domesticated and courteous too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers . "

I always sit to pee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers .

I always sit to pee"

Any particular reason in doing so? Just because you are used to do it or?

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By *illingToHelpMan
over a year ago

Oldham or South Shore

When I’m public toilets, no, I’ll use the urinal.

I always sit down at home though. I started doing that soon after I moved out of my parents house and realised just how often my mum cleaned up pee stains from the toilet seat. Sitting down drastically reduces any splashes. Well played, mum. Well played.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep normally first piss of the day when iv got bamby legs pure laziness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll sit down if I know I'm heading for a wonky angle or possible split stream piss. The problem is I usually dont know

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers . "

I do at night is just easier when half asleep but not during the day. Do you think it is girlie for a guy to do so?

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By *aughty masonMan
over a year ago

nowhere


"At home, Yep all the time. No idea why.

Maybe it’s a comfort thing ? like a little me- time ?"

I agree it’s definitely a little me time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers .

I do at night is just easier when half asleep but not during the day. Do you think it is girlie for a guy to do so? "

I don’t think it’s girlie ( I asked a friend of mine and he said he finds it girlie so he doesn’t do it)

But I assumed it was unusual ? Just an assumption cos y’all are wild !!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time, no need to aim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not girlie I often do if out as if at urinal often get comments or offers I don't want

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

At home yes I do sit on the loo, elsewhere I do it standing up.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

I do, a lot.

I have a nosey 7 year old daughter and she will not let me pee in peace lol

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers . "

If I'm home, yes I sit down. If I'm out, I will use urinals. I just think it's more hygienic and I can control my penis better ?????? ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyhow.

How else am I supposed to browse fab while I’m pissing.

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers .

I do at night is just easier when half asleep but not during the day. Do you think it is girlie for a guy to do so?

I don’t think it’s girlie ( I asked a friend of mine and he said he finds it girlie so he doesn’t do it)

But I assumed it was unusual ? Just an assumption cos y’all are wild !!! X "

Fair enough I suppose when younger I might of thought it was girlie. You friend a man’s man kind of guy?

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Sitting down, laying down, sometimes I even make it to the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers .

I always sit to pee

Any particular reason in doing so? Just because you are used to do it or? "

I find it more comfortable, no worry of missing in the dark and best for shaking the last drop out. I aways wipe my cock with tissue afterwards to. Dont like having a pissy cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the middle of the night if I'm too tired to aim I might occasionally sit down for a wee xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers .

I do at night is just easier when half asleep but not during the day. Do you think it is girlie for a guy to do so?

I don’t think it’s girlie ( I asked a friend of mine and he said he finds it girlie so he doesn’t do it)

But I assumed it was unusual ? Just an assumption cos y’all are wild !!! X

Fair enough I suppose when younger I might of thought it was girlie. You friend a man’s man kind of guy?"

Yep, he’s a man’s man kind guy

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Depends. I do it often, usually for most of the reasons others have said. Plus it's just nice to sit down... Unless it's really cold the less I have to be in contact with the cold toilet seat the better! Having options is nice, sorry ladies! You have my respect in this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends. I do it often, usually for most of the reasons others have said. Plus it's just nice to sit down... Unless it's really cold the less I have to be in contact with the cold toilet seat the better! Having options is nice, sorry ladies! You have my respect in this."

I’ve got to say that it was nice to experience a warm toilet seat in Japan! But I don’t mind it cold either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At home or friends always sit down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sit down wee all the time

I hate urinals with a passion

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers . "

Nothing wrong with a lazy sit down we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a revelation to me!!! I've never dreamed of sitting down to piss. I'm gonna have to give this a go and see how I feel about it!! I can't imagine it being worth the hassle of having to unbuckle and drop my keks everytime, but the night time element seems perfectly logical now it's been mentioned!!!

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Not sure why it would be considered feminine, given that everyone (except those in the FE, who tend to squat) has to sit to use the loo at some point.

M

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sit down wee all the time

I hate urinals with a passion

"

Yes bus-bus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure why it would be considered feminine, given that everyone (except those in the FE, who tend to squat) has to sit to use the loo at some point.

M "

Well of course everyone has to sit at some point , but yeah my male friend said definitely no for him.

So now It made me wonder how common was having a sit down wee was for men (and just to have a wee)

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I sit down for a wee quite often. It's so much easier and, no pesky splashes.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’ve started doing this except in public places.

Stops any wayward splashes…although you have to be careful if still hard

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I do. Got in the habit when i was living with an ex gf. Was easier to do that than get grief everytime i forgot to put the seat down after lol

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Not sure why it would be considered feminine, given that everyone (except those in the FE, who tend to squat) has to sit to use the loo at some point.

M

Well of course everyone has to sit at some point , but yeah my male friend said definitely no for him.

So now It made me wonder how common was having a sit down wee was for men (and just to have a wee) "

Perhaps he’s insecure about his masculinity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, sit down all the time. I don't like any sprinkles anywhere on my clothes and neither do I want any drops anywhere on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes particularly when had to much to drink or just to tired or a bit blurry eyed x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep, sit down all the time. I don't like any sprinkles anywhere on my clothes and neither do I want any drops anywhere on the floor. "

Hahah what do you have in between ur legs?? A fire hydrant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, probably 90% of the time because basically I'm a lazy bugger

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Yep... prevents accidental spillage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cock my leg up

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I cock my leg up "

Pics or it didn't happen

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Conversely, after watching The Full Monty, I tried standing up to pee once. Once. There you have it

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cock my leg up

Pics or it didn't happen "

Fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just whip it out .. and let drain .... trickle trickle ...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I cock my leg up

Pics or it didn't happen

Fuck sake "

I like to be predictable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends. I do it often, usually for most of the reasons others have said. Plus it's just nice to sit down... Unless it's really cold the less I have to be in contact with the cold toilet seat the better! Having options is nice, sorry ladies! You have my respect in this."

We don't have to sit down, we can do hover type wees from a squat position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve started doing this except in public places.

Stops any wayward splashes…although you have to be careful if still hard

K"

Urinals turn you on?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I do it most of the time at home. The toilet is where I do most of my fabbing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cock my leg up

Pics or it didn't happen

Fuck sake "

Pics or it didn’t fucking happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Carlos was younger he would sit down to pee when he had a bad hangover and the bathroom was spinning.

Depending on how alert little Carlos is I might sit down to avoid peeing all over my own bathroom.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Reminds me of one of the funny things my daughter said when she was little. “Mummy when I grow a willy I’m gonna stand up and do a wee”

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers . "

Usually the first one of the day is a sit down wee, because of trajectories.

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers . "

The Boy does. Mostly cos it’s more hygienic. The splash from your pee goes all over the room the toilet is in else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends on whether or not I have my PA ring in.

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By *it-of-AlrightMan
over a year ago

South west

God yes, only time I get to sit down. Glad of the 30 seconds rest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the last time I sat down and went for wee was when I was around 5. Nothing about it being being feminine just simply something I've not thought of doing

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
over a year ago

M20

In Germany they have a common phrase for a man who’s not manly enough. A “sits when he pees”.

Can’t remember the Germanic.

I will sit to pee when I get up in the night so I can stay half asleep with the lights off and go back to bed.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I know my boyfriend did when we stayed in a hotel as he couldn't remember which light switch was the bathroom and which was the big light so he went for a wee in the dark to avoid risking waking me up .

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers . "

Yes. It's easier to look at train times in a morning. Who said men can't multi task x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In Germany they have a common phrase for a man who’s not manly enough. A “sits when he pees”.

Can’t remember the Germanic.

I will sit to pee when I get up in the night so I can stay half asleep with the lights off and go back to bed."

In Scotland we also have a phrase "man who stands up to pee has a smelly bathroom"

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Only if I'm really d*unk, I don't think I could sit down and just have a wee as my body would think I wanted to do a complete evacuation

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers .

The Boy does. Mostly cos it’s more hygienic. The splash from your pee goes all over the room the toilet is in else! "

Yeah, I tend to sit down when at home. Even the best aim will result in sending a aerosol like mist of pee flying.

The only exception is when I’m working and chain-chugging coffee… in which case I use the family bathroom so I can blame any splashes on junior!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In Germany they have a common phrase for a man who’s not manly enough. A “sits when he pees”.

Can’t remember the Germanic.

I will sit to pee when I get up in the night so I can stay half asleep with the lights off and go back to bed.

In Scotland we also have a phrase "man who stands up to pee has a smelly bathroom" "

Don’t you guys clean up if u mess up the toilets? Disgastaaaaaanngggg (if you know u know )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only if I'm really d*unk, I don't think I could sit down and just have a wee as my body would think I wanted to do a complete evacuation "

I mean fair answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t but just cos it’s easier to stand

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

If I'm wearing new stylish shoes I usually sit down to wee.

If I'm holding onto someone's handbag then I'll sit down to wee.

If I'm reading one of Wonko's blag-one-liner threads, I sit down (to compose myself).

If I'm on the Nocturnal then I sit down (in solidarity with Jím).

If I'm 'standing up' to attention then I usually sit down.

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"In Germany they have a common phrase for a man who’s not manly enough. A “sits when he pees”.

Can’t remember the Germanic.

I will sit to pee when I get up in the night so I can stay half asleep with the lights off and go back to bed.

In Scotland we also have a phrase "man who stands up to pee has a smelly bathroom"

Don’t you guys clean up if u mess up the toilets? Disgastaaaaaanngggg (if you know u know )"

It was fookin one of us!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In Germany they have a common phrase for a man who’s not manly enough. A “sits when he pees”.

Can’t remember the Germanic.

I will sit to pee when I get up in the night so I can stay half asleep with the lights off and go back to bed.

In Scotland we also have a phrase "man who stands up to pee has a smelly bathroom"

Don’t you guys clean up if u mess up the toilets? Disgastaaaaaanngggg (if you know u know )

It was fookin one of us! "

Yes it was one of yasss

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By *arco_pMan
over a year ago

Hednesford


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers . "

only really time sit down for a wee is have a hardon, last thing want is piss all up the walls lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers .

only really time sit down for a wee is have a hardon, last thing want is piss all up the walls lol"

It’s easier than headstands too.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I wish the boys in my house did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once pissing in a customers home and the cheeky cow tried to walk in and aim for me i pissed on her floor in shock if id have been sat down id have not made a mess so it clearly has its positives

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers .

only really time sit down for a wee is have a hardon, last thing want is piss all up the walls lol

It’s easier than headstands too. "

Now that, would impress me much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

GUYS GUYS GUYS!

A message from my guy friend :

‘all the men on here who have a sit down pee, please hand back your man cards ASAP!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GUYS GUYS GUYS!

A message from my guy friend :

‘all the men on here who have a sit down pee, please hand back your man cards ASAP!’

"
tell him arm wrestle now!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GUYS GUYS GUYS!

A message from my guy friend :

‘all the men on here who have a sit down pee, please hand back your man cards ASAP!’

tell him arm wrestle now!!!! "

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"GUYS GUYS GUYS!

A message from my guy friend :

‘all the men on here who have a sit down pee, please hand back your man cards ASAP!’

"

Whenever I see the "man card" line I always think, if having a man card requires me to do things because I'm expected to because I'm a man then you can keep the fucking card because I don't want one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it all the time

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By *ilf and old fartCouple
over a year ago

Between Ely and Mildenhall

Yep, every time.

I work as a plumber and know how filthy a lot of household toilets are when there are men living there. Especially if they are single guys, not being sexist but single women keep their toilets a lot cleaner than single guys do. Also the wall next to a toilet will get spray on it from blokes pissing on the seats or water mist when the toilet is flushed (put the lid down when you flush) It's not a pleasant environment to work in. I wish more blokes would realise that they can't aim for shit (no pun intended) and they should sit down to pee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep, every time.

I work as a plumber and know how filthy a lot of household toilets are when there are men living there. Especially if they are single guys, not being sexist but single women keep their toilets a lot cleaner than single guys do. Also the wall next to a toilet will get spray on it from blokes pissing on the seats or water mist when the toilet is flushed (put the lid down when you flush) It's not a pleasant environment to work in. I wish more blokes would realise that they can't aim for shit (no pun intended) and they should sit down to pee"

I wish more blokes would bend over and scrub their toilets and the wall next to the toilet seat

It isn’t difficult

*grabs whip*

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By *ilf and old fartCouple
over a year ago

Between Ely and Mildenhall


"Yep, every time.

I work as a plumber and know how filthy a lot of household toilets are when there are men living there. Especially if they are single guys, not being sexist but single women keep their toilets a lot cleaner than single guys do. Also the wall next to a toilet will get spray on it from blokes pissing on the seats or water mist when the toilet is flushed (put the lid down when you flush) It's not a pleasant environment to work in. I wish more blokes would realise that they can't aim for shit (no pun intended) and they should sit down to pee

I wish more blokes would bend over and scrub their toilets and the wall next to the toilet seat

It isn’t difficult

*grabs whip*"

There's now going to be a line of blokes pissing on the floor just as an excuse so that you can whip them

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By *iggingMan
over a year ago

Oldham


"If I've recently ejaculated then yes. Saves having to mop up the multi directional urine sprinkle.

Or if it's the middle of the night and dark.

The first I take it it’s because u would still be stiff so u can’t control ur wee or for another reason?

The wee comes out in at least two different directions if I go too soon after! "
this

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Only if it’s a WiFi wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a regular for the sit down wee - primarily so I can just have a sit down. Easier to look at your pics that way too, otherwise I’ll drop my phone down the loo!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers . "

Usually when I’m too d*unk to stand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)

Have you done it before?

How uncommon is this?

Or is it too feminine?

Genuinely interested in answers .

Usually when I’m too d*unk to stand "

Totally legitimate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got used to sitting down to piss years ago when I had a PA (piercing, not a secretary). I've not had the piercing for years, but still tend to sit down if it's not a urinal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do at night, because I don't want to put the lights on..

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Why shouldn't men sit down to wee? Who says they have to stand up?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Isn't it supposed to be good practice so you don't get prostate problems or is it a myth?

I do opt for a "Sonar Wee" (pee in the dark), when I wake up. It's nice to take the weight off. Especially if you get back probs. now & again

...

I suppose it's good news for women so they don't have to stand in puddles after us blokes have missed! Sorry! We (ahem), do try to no to, but it's beyond our bodies control sometimes. Either that or it's me age...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to as i have nerve damage from a vasectomy.

Plus side is i last ages during sex as half the time I can't cum.

So just carry on till she's had enough.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

If there’s a seat I’ll always use it…. Unless someone has already pissed on it….

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"

Genuinely interested in answers . "

There are exactly three occasions I sit down to have a wee (listed in order of prevalence):

1. I'm d*unk and can't aim straight.

2. I've got a semi (or three-quarters) and need to sit down to "keep it down".

3. The bathroom light is broken and I need to go in the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody love a sit down wee

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's a bit like a posh wank really, a little bit of a treat now and again

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