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"Squeezy guacamole! I saw it for the first time yesterday. No avocado should be put in a platic squeezy bottle." Your right and snakes can't eat onions, google it | |||
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"Had a message from the female part of a couple asking me to fab her pics if I liked them , so I fabbed all of her hubbys and not hers, they have blocked me now ! some people eh " Brilliant, good for you!! Love it! | |||
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"Women can't touch their elbows behind their back!" 50% of forumites are now frantically trying this feat lol | |||
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"Women can't touch their elbows behind their back!" Can you? I want proof! | |||
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"Chinese people can't jump." Erm... I think that is random but maybe not very accurate. | |||
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"Women can't touch their elbows behind their back! Can you? I want proof!" Did you try??? | |||
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"Women can't touch their elbows behind their back! Can you? I want proof! Did you try???" Don't be daft! That doesn't mean I won't challenge the women at yoga this evening | |||
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"Chinese people can't jump. Erm... I think that is random but maybe not very accurate." Accuracy was not the criteria madam. However, my friend Mark (who is a ninja) told me and he never lies. | |||
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"it is impossible to lick your own elbow " Not true!!!! Mind you - a chainsaw possibly wasn't a good idea! Anyone needs me ill be in A&E for a while! | |||
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"it is impossible to lick your own elbow Not true!!!! Mind you - a chainsaw possibly wasn't a good idea! Anyone needs me ill be in A&E for a while! " well you can only be there for 2 hours, so lets hope theres not a long wait lol | |||
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"it is impossible to lick your own elbow Not true!!!! Mind you - a chainsaw possibly wasn't a good idea! Anyone needs me ill be in A&E for a while! well you can only be there for 2 hours, so lets hope theres not a long wait lol" All patched up! Good job it wasn't my wan....,sorry...writing arm!! Phew!! | |||
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"it is impossible to lick your own elbow Not true!!!! Mind you - a chainsaw possibly wasn't a good idea! Anyone needs me ill be in A&E for a while! :* well you can only be there for 2 hours, so lets hope theres not a long wait lol All patched up! Good job it wasn't my wan....,sorry...writing arm!! Phew!! " You could of used said detached limb as a fleshlight | |||
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"Had a message from the female part of a couple asking me to fab her pics if I liked them , so I fabbed all of her hubbys and not hers, they have blocked me now ! some people eh " I really cannot understand what her problem was. She should have been happy you liked her hubby! Some people, eh? ... | |||
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"I like cheese ......... Is that random enough?" I don't know? Does anyone know the random enough scale? | |||
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"Squeezy guacamole! I saw it for the first time yesterday. No avocado should be put in a platic squeezy bottle. Your right and snakes can't eat onions, google it" and if you eat cooked snake, it tastes like chicken, yum yum | |||
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"For the first time ever today I met someone who had been to Bedford. " For some reason that made me chuckle.... | |||
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"Had a message from the female part of a couple asking me to fab her pics if I liked them , so I fabbed all of her hubbys and not hers, they have blocked me now ! some people eh " The trouble is many offer sexual favours for fabbing their pics. Maybe her hubby doesn't want a bj or rogered senseless by you. | |||
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"it is impossible to lick your own elbow Not true!!!! Mind you - a chainsaw possibly wasn't a good idea! Anyone needs me ill be in A&E for a while! :* well you can only be there for 2 hours, so lets hope theres not a long wait lol All patched up! Good job it wasn't my wan....,sorry...writing arm!! Phew!! You could of used said detached limb as a fleshlight " Three letters! Wtf??????? | |||
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"it is impossible to lick your own elbow Not true!!!! Mind you - a chainsaw possibly wasn't a good idea! Anyone needs me ill be in A&E for a while! :* well you can only be there for 2 hours, so lets hope theres not a long wait lol All patched up! Good job it wasn't my wan....,sorry...writing arm!! Phew!! You could of used said detached limb as a fleshlight Three letters! Wtf??????? " Im confused | |||
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""Star Trek (The Original Series)" and "Midsommer Murders" are the only two series in the (short) history of television which use a 'Theremin' (an early electronic musical instrument) in their intro theme music. " No Theremin's involved in any Dr Who versions of the theme? | |||
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"it is impossible to lick your own elbow Not true!!!! Mind you - a chainsaw possibly wasn't a good idea! Anyone needs me ill be in A&E for a while! : well you can only be there for 2 hours, so lets hope theres not a long wait lol All patched up! Good job it wasn't my wan....,sorry...writing arm!! Phew!! You could of used said detached limb as a fleshlight Three letters! Wtf??????? Im confused " Google " fleshlight" | |||
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""Star Trek (The Original Series)" and "Midsommer Murders" are the only two series in the (short) history of television which use a 'Theremin' (an early electronic musical instrument) in their intro theme music. No Theremin's involved in any Dr Who versions of the theme?" Funny enough, no - not so far as I am aware. Certainly not in the original or any up to Peter Davison (when I lost interest!! Lol!) This actually came from a documentary about the making of...... Midsommer Murders! Bet the makers of Star Trek have never even heard of 'Midsommer who?' | |||
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"Blue Whales have blood vessels so big a person could swim up them - though I have no idea why anyone would want to." Following your Natural History theme, apparently a male Whelk has a penis, on average, three to four times longer than it's body. Oh to be a lady Whelk, eh...... | |||
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"Blue Whales have blood vessels so big a person could swim up them - though I have no idea why anyone would want to. Following your Natural History theme, apparently a male Whelk has a penis, on average, three to four times longer than it's body. Oh to be a lady Whelk, eh...... " That would be what VWE stands for then. | |||
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"Blue Whales have blood vessels so big a person could swim up them - though I have no idea why anyone would want to. Following your Natural History theme, apparently a male Whelk has a penis, on average, three to four times longer than it's body. Oh to be a lady Whelk, eh...... That would be what VWE stands for then." Hmmm.... V V V V V V WE me thinks!! | |||
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"it is impossible to lick your own elbow Not true!!!! Mind you - a chainsaw possibly wasn't a good idea! Anyone needs me ill be in A&E for a while! : well you can only be there for 2 hours, so lets hope theres not a long wait lol All patched up! Good job it wasn't my wan....,sorry...writing arm!! Phew!! You could of used said detached limb as a fleshlight Three letters! Wtf??????? Im confused Google " fleshlight" " Fleshlight A sex toy used to replicate a vagina. A fleshlight is intended to stimulate the penis into an orgasm. A fleshlight has the same use to a male as a Dildo has to a female. Damn, I havn't been laid in days...Where'd I put my fleshlight....?fleshlight 618 up, 297 down An incredible highly recommended male's sex toy that really DOES feel like the real thing. It never has a headache, you can't get it pregnant, it's never that time of the month, it's always in the mood, doesn't gripe at you for leaving the toilet seat up, doesn't nag you for leaving your underwear on the floor, doesn't care if you'll respect it in the morning, doesn't need to cuddle afterwards, doesn't care if you bring home another girl, it can't give you crabs or the clap, and you don't have to worry about it divorcing you and ripping your testicles off through your wallet. If only it could cook, do dishes, and iron, women would be out of business. who needs a wife when i got a fleshlight?....As described in Urban Dictionary | |||
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"Had a message from the female part of a couple asking me to fab her pics if I liked them , so I fabbed all of her hubbys and not hers, they have blocked me now ! some people eh " Tee hee | |||
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"Women can't touch their elbows behind their back!" I can. | |||
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"Blue Whales have blood vessels so big a person could swim up them - though I have no idea why anyone would want to. Following your Natural History theme, apparently a male Whelk has a penis, on average, three to four times longer than it's body. Oh to be a lady Whelk, eh...... That would be what VWE stands for then. Hmmm.... V V V V V V WE me thinks!! " How many very's are involved in your very whelk endowed? | |||
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""Star Trek (The Original Series)" and "Midsommer Murders" are the only two series in the (short) history of television which use a 'Theremin' (an early electronic musical instrument) in their intro theme music. " I always thought that was soprano Loulie Jean Norman, not a Theremin? | |||
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""Star Trek (The Original Series)" and "Midsommer Murders" are the only two series in the (short) history of television which use a 'Theremin' (an early electronic musical instrument) in their intro theme music. I always thought that was soprano Loulie Jean Norman, not a Theremin?" I know - I had understood it was a human voice too, but that was what was said in the documentary | |||
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"The word 'Gullible' is not in the Oxford English Dictionary" LOL! | |||
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"For the first time ever today I met someone who had been to Bedford. " I was born in Bedford!!! | |||
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"Are people REALLY that keen on having pictures fabbed? Jesus wept.......Facebookesque... " I got a message from a guy telling me he had fabbed my pics so could I go and fab his. | |||
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