FabSwingers.com forum: If cats had opposable thumbs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They would.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take over the world as the rightful rulers of earth

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Open every single pouch of food and have one lick of every one before yowling that there's no food and they're starving.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Break into the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

… be able to hitch hike

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Well mine can already open every door in the house

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

... try to take over the world

Cos pinky and the brain have failed

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By *age500Woman
over a year ago

ashton-under-lyne

Honestly, if mine are anything to go off then I still think they’d have us running around after them

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Open every single pouch of food and have one lick of every one before yowling that there's no food and they're starving."

omg this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use spades to bury their shit

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"They would.....

Be able to hold the weapon that kills you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Open every single pouch of food and have one lick of every one before yowling that there's no food and they're starving."

Ours just licks off the gravy and doesn't eat the meat.

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By *ore for fun 2021Couple
over a year ago

bridgwater

"Use spades to bury their shit

God if only

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Open every single pouch of food and have one lick of every one before yowling that there's no food and they're starving.

Ours just licks off the gravy and doesn't eat the meat.

#notaeuphemism

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They would.....

Be able to hold the weapon that kills you."

That is very true and something I had not thought of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be able to open the door to let themselves in and out.

That would be most helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They would.....

Be able to hold the weapon that kills you."

Mine would never! He loves me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They would be able to click their fingers for food so as not to waste energy meowing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh my goodness, I have just found out there was actually a national if pets had thumbs day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They would.....

Be able to hold the weapon that kills you.

Mine would never! He loves me. "

Our cat loves me however I do not put it past her to stab me with a fork if she could.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Be able to open the door to let themselves in and out.

That would be most helpful

Our cat meows at the kitchen door to go out then when I go to open it for her she runs away! Grrrr!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I know they aren't really thumbs, but polydactyl cats and their little furry thumbs make me feel all warm and fuzzy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know they aren't really thumbs, but polydactyl cats and their little furry thumbs make me feel all warm and fuzzy."

I wish our cat had thumbs.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mine would probably help himself to the yoghurts in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine would probably help himself to the yoghurts in the fridge. "

Ours would help herself to everything in the fridge.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London

https://youtu.be/fF1nJjbK_s0

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Mine would probably help himself to the yoghurts in the fridge.

Ours would help herself to everything in the fridge.

I have wine in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine would probably help himself to the yoghurts in the fridge.

Ours would help herself to everything in the fridge.

I have wine in there

That would be the 1st thing ours went for. Whenever I've got a glass of wine she sticks her head in it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I suppose it would been our cat could make me a cup of tea but I don't think she would even if she could.

She would make us one know she would dote on him hand and paw.

She's in love with him.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

They'd suck them

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Ernest Hemingways house is home to approximately 60 polydactyl (six-toed) cats.

Six toes. Surely they can use one of the six like a thumb FFS.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ernest Hemingways house is home to approximately 60 polydactyl (six-toed) cats.

Six toes. Surely they can use one of the six like a thumb FFS.

Winston"

I want a cat with 6 toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They would definetly take up arms qnd overthrow the humans...

Would be a catastophry .....

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Take over the world as the rightful rulers of earth

That was an episode of love death and robots i believe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They would definetly take up arms qnd overthrow the humans...

Would be a catastophry ....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Declare a thumb war...

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Ernest Hemingways house is home to approximately 60 polydactyl (six-toed) cats.

Six toes. Surely they can use one of the six like a thumb FFS.

Winston

I want a cat with 6 toes. "

They are sooooooooo cute.

Winston

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

They would knick my cravendale

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Crash their cars at night, they'd stare into the cat's eyes on the roads and get mesmerised by their beauty.

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