FabSwingers.com forum: Best opening lines in first message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What the best or worst opening line you've received in a message?

Happy Saturday people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deleted…… fell off my chair when I saw it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If carlsberg did women it would be you !

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Worst has to b I want to deep throat u till ur puking all over yourself then when u think its all over will piss all over u and then fuck every hole u dirty shut!

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By *angria_girlukWoman
over a year ago

LUTON

Offers to ruin my pussy or can I ask you a question...

Or just the word hi or hello and a pretty blank/empty profile.

I prefer compliments on my photos or talking about something from my profile.

Or a good "dad joke"

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By *angria_girlukWoman
over a year ago

LUTON

"Worst has to b I want to deep throat u till ur puking all over yourself then when u think its all over will piss all over u and then fuck every hole u dirty shut!

Yeah...not my idea if a good time either

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Best was a guy who sent a picture of a duck and apologised for the unsolicited duck pic but his autocorrect was playing up.

It really tickled me and led to a fantastic conversation!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Them: "you are now speaking to royalty"

Us: oh really

Them: yeah they call me King ding-a-ling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Them: "you are now speaking to royalty"

Us: oh really

Them: yeah they call me King ding-a-ling.

this would work on me not gonna lie.

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By *urious_couple_ukCouple
over a year ago

South Cambs

"Best was a guy who sent a picture of a duck and apologised for the unsolicited duck pic but his autocorrect was playing up.

It really tickled me and led to a fantastic conversation!"

Love this! Humour all the way for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that’s extreme

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

First message?

You mean women message men first?

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Best was a guy who sent a picture of a duck and apologised for the unsolicited duck pic but his autocorrect was playing up.

It really tickled me and led to a fantastic conversation!"

Haha class

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My favourite was a man who messaged - if I offer you a freddo and a Dr Pepper will you be more likely to talk to me?

Freddos are pretty expensive these days so I had to reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opening ________

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"First message?

You mean women message men first?

Believe it they do.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"First message?

You mean women message men first?

Believe it they do."

Every day is a school day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze my bum and tell me I’m pretty

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

Fuck?

That.was.it.

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