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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I bet you think this thread is about you don't you don't youuuuu.

Well it actually is. The fab banging agency is now open! As we seem to have a lot of lost souls at the moment this is your chance to make those connections.

List 5 things that are important to you in a playmate, the aim of the game is to get some matches! If you like what you hear.. give that person a cheeky wink or message if your feeling brave.

Let the sex commence...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humour, honest, loving, genuine, single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m struggling to list 5. Can the left and right boobs be a different number?

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

* - Under 5ft 4

* - Non smoker

* - Cracking smile

* - Erm . . . . .

* - Doesn't think I'm a knob

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Go on, I'm in!

My ideal playmate would be local (within 30ish miles)

Kinky

Likes crossdressers

Loves giving massages!

And finally has her own teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Humour, honest, loving, genuine, single

Bingo !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kind

Gentle except when necessary

Respectful of me and boundaries

Sense of humour

Authentic and honest in their communication and being.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Ooh, I like this idea. Nice one, OP!

1. Local

2. Tall & fit

3. Fancies the pants off me

4. Makes me giggle

5. Spoons me all night afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky, cuckoldress, reader, hiker, grounded

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By *ature BBW Lover 69Man
over a year ago

exeter

1. BBW

2. Big boobs

3.fisting

4.watersports

5.mature

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1) Big Penis

2) Respectful

3) Easy going and laid back

4) 1st class banter skills

5) Not needy

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Vivacious personality

Funny

Sexually adventurous

Energetic

Dirty minded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dazzling smile

Appreciation of my silly humour

Can handle my devastating good looks

Honesty

A pulse

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A pulse

Consciousness

Semi decent eyesight (though not too good, they might notice I'm not as good looking otherwise)

Ability to hold a convo

A hint of a kinky side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

respects boundaries

interested in us both

good banter/humor

crossdresser

honesty

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By *he sultan of swingMan
over a year ago

mid devon

Smooth pussy,

loves being eaten

Nice eyes

Squirter

Non judgemental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) left wing snowflake

2) can put up with shit music

3) likes football

4) likes When Harry met Sally

5) has good, broad taste in music.

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Good thread! Trying to sum it up in 5 is tricky. Might change tomorrow! But.....

* A lover of lingerie & heels

* Genuinely drama free

* Someone who wants a connection but not a wedding

* A little bit of kink

* Tattoos and piercings would be nice!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Local

Funny

Upbeat

Likes taller women with ample *cough* curves

Is a sex god

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Living, local, witty, pale and glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Local

Funny

Upbeat

Likes taller women with ample *cough* curves

Is a sex god

Fat Thor at your service.

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By *oyalmarine64Man
over a year ago

Central

HUMOUR!, face, chat, ass and oral haha

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"1) Big Penis

2) Respectful

3) Easy going and laid back

4) 1st class banter skills

5) Not needy

Well 4 out of 5 isn’t bad is it ?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Maximum 40 mins away.

Tall

Assertive

Good stamina

Nice face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny

Tactile

Handsome

Amazing sexually

Wants exciting partnership

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Maximum 40 mins away.

Tall

Assertive

Good stamina

Nice face

If I drive really really really fast that 40 minutes is a none issue and I cover all 5

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Ooh, I like this idea. Nice one, OP!

1. Local

2. Tall & fit

3. Fancies the pants off me

4. Makes me giggle

5. Spoons me all night afterwards

I want you,

I need you,

But,there aint no way I'm ever gonna love you,

Now, don't be sad...cos 2 maybe 3 out of 5 aint bad.

Not tall & fit or local(or age range) dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis

Accommodation

A can do attitude

Jaffa cakes in the cupboard

Good at making a cuppa

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ooh, I like this idea. Nice one, OP!

1. Local

2. Tall & fit

3. Fancies the pants off me

4. Makes me giggle

5. Spoons me all night afterwards

I want you,

I need you,

But,there aint no way I'm ever gonna love you,

Now, don't be sad...cos 2 maybe 3 out of 5 aint bad.

Not tall & fit or local(or age range) dammit

Extra point for the Meatloaf reference

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Good spelling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1) Big Penis

2) Respectful

3) Easy going and laid back

4) 1st class banter skills

5) Not needy

Well 4 out of 5 isn’t bad is it ? "

Depends which one your missing

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A pulse

Consciousness

Semi decent eyesight (though not too good, they might notice I'm not as good looking otherwise)

Ability to hold a convo

A hint of a kinky side "

Dammit. I can do 4/5

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

1. Tall

2. Passionate

3. Local ish

4. Sense of Humour

5. Sends me a boing video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Penis

Accommodation

A can do attitude

Jaffa cakes in the cupboard

Good at making a cuppa

100 miles……remember

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"1) Big Penis

2) Respectful

3) Easy going and laid back

4) 1st class banter skills

5) Not needy

Well 4 out of 5 isn’t bad is it ?

Depends which one your missing

I don’t think I have a big penis !?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A pulse

Consciousness

Semi decent eyesight (though not too good, they might notice I'm not as good looking otherwise)

Ability to hold a convo

A hint of a kinky side

Dammit. I can do 4/5

Which is the 1 you can't!?

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"1. Tall

2. Passionate

3. Local ish

4. Sense of Humour

5. Sends me a boing video

What's a boing video?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"1. Tall

2. Passionate

3. Local ish

4. Sense of Humour

5. Sends me a boing video

What's a boing video?

Don't ask! You will set them off on wanting to see them...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A pulse

Consciousness

Semi decent eyesight (though not too good, they might notice I'm not as good looking otherwise)

Ability to hold a convo

A hint of a kinky side

Dammit. I can do 4/5

Which is the 1 you can't!?

Depends on your definition of "a hint"

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Ooh, I like this idea. Nice one, OP!

1. Local

2. Tall & fit

3. Fancies the pants off me

4. Makes me giggle

5. Spoons me all night afterwards

I want you,

I need you,

But,there aint no way I'm ever gonna love you,

Now, don't be sad...cos 2 maybe 3 out of 5 aint bad.

Not tall & fit or local(or age range) dammit

Extra point for the Meatloaf reference

I've got a frilly 70's dress shirt and a red hankie too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs

Sense humour

Able deep throat a bonus

Great smile

A pulse

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Local

Funny

Upbeat

Likes taller women with ample *cough* curves

Is a sex god

Fat Thor at your service.

Grab your hammer, you’ve pulled!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"1. Tall

2. Passionate

3. Local ish

4. Sense of Humour

5. Sends me a boing video

What's a boing video?

Don't ask! You will set them off on wanting to see them... "

Oooh, now there's an idea for a thread. Not seen a good boing in a while. Xx

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A pulse

Consciousness

Semi decent eyesight (though not too good, they might notice I'm not as good looking otherwise)

Ability to hold a convo

A hint of a kinky side

Dammit. I can do 4/5

Which is the 1 you can't!?

Depends on your definition of "a hint"

Ah, poorly worded on my part, "at least a hint of a kinky side"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) Big Penis

2) Respectful

3) Easy going and laid back

4) 1st class banter skills

5) Not needy

4 out of 5 soooooo close

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A pulse

Consciousness

Semi decent eyesight (though not too good, they might notice I'm not as good looking otherwise)

Ability to hold a convo

A hint of a kinky side

Dammit. I can do 4/5

Which is the 1 you can't!?

Depends on your definition of "a hint"

Ah, poorly worded on my part, "at least a hint of a kinky side" "

Woo hoo!

5/5

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A pulse

Consciousness

Semi decent eyesight (though not too good, they might notice I'm not as good looking otherwise)

Ability to hold a convo

A hint of a kinky side

Dammit. I can do 4/5

Which is the 1 you can't!?

Depends on your definition of "a hint"

Ah, poorly worded on my part, "at least a hint of a kinky side"

Woo hoo!

5/5

See, all the guys complaining about no meets! That was easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* adventurous

* controlling

* clean

* not take life too seriously

* know what they want (and how to get it is a bonus)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A pulse

Consciousness

Semi decent eyesight (though not too good, they might notice I'm not as good looking otherwise)

Ability to hold a convo

A hint of a kinky side

Dammit. I can do 4/5

Which is the 1 you can't!?

Depends on your definition of "a hint"

Ah, poorly worded on my part, "at least a hint of a kinky side"

Woo hoo!

5/5

See, all the guys complaining about no meets! That was easy"

You do realise that now they'll all think it actually is that easy, right?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

1. Sexually confident

2. Funny

3. Tall & preferably some body hair

4. Loves kissing

5. As good at rude stuff as J

6. Knows what this emoji is supposed to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humour

Consideration

Filthy

Kindness

Appreciation

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By *hloetTV/TS
over a year ago

Nottingham

Commonality

Mutual attraction

Honest

Bubble butt - girl

Nice cock - guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest

Beautiful

Diplomatic

Thoughtful

Loyal

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

1. I have to find them hot.

2. They have to like having sex with me.

3. It would be for the best if their sex drive is at least roughly on a par with mine.

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"1. Tall

2. Passionate

3. Local ish

4. Sense of Humour

5. Sends me a boing video

What's a boing video?

Don't ask! You will set them off on wanting to see them...

Oooh, now there's an idea for a thread. Not seen a good boing in a while. Xx"

This is a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) Stamina

2) Likes to spoon

3) Local

4) Into the same sex stuff as me

5) Non clingy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny

Kind

Easy going

Likes cuddles

Has almost all their own teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 find them sexy

2 honest

3 discreet

4 willing to do anything

5 smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, slim, well endowed, not selfish and funny

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By *dreamofunicornsWoman
over a year ago

wakefield

Local

Tall

Sexual confident

Makes me giggle

Likes kissing

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Honest

Witty

Adventurous

Local

Filthy mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarcastic. Very sarcastic

Tattoos, decent ones.

Weapon.

Kinky, extremely kinky.

Beard, slightly GINGER is doable.

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Penis

Accommodation

A can do attitude

Jaffa cakes in the cupboard

Good at making a cuppa

100 miles……remember

Bring the Jaffa cakes and a thermos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky x

Kissing x

Slaps bums x

Oral x

Friend x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Experimental/kinky

Likes both male and CD side of me

Localish

Wants fwb/regular.

Bisexual

Not too much to ask is it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Honest

Beautiful

Diplomatic

Thoughtful

Loyal

I’ll have you then

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge

Kind

Funny

Patient

A twinkle in their eyes

And to steal from elsewhere would be good if they didn’t think I was a knob

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I think I've met my match

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Confidence

Comfortable in our company

Wanting to experience us as a couple not just a interest in myself or hubby.

A good sexual appetite... not just 45mins and done.

Most of all a attractive personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s gotta be short

She’s gotta be cute

She’s gotta have long hair

She’s gotta be bisexual

She’s gotta share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest/thoughtful

Giving

Big thighs

Funny

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky

Dominant

Kinky

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Funny

Likes cake

Likes tea

Cheeky

Nice bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humour, nice smile, pretty face, outgoing, low standards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I've met my match

Ooooh exciting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will in a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet you think this thread is about you don't you don't youuuuu.

Well it actually is. The fab banging agency is now open! As we seem to have a lot of lost souls at the moment this is your chance to make those connections.

List 5 things that are important to you in a playmate, the aim of the game is to get some matches! If you like what you hear.. give that person a cheeky wink or message if your feeling brave.

Let the sex commence..."

Lol I like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good personal hygiene

Nice smile and lips

Long hair

Prefer them on the slim side

I'm not partial to blondes but my tinder matches might suggest otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Humour, honest, loving, genuine, single

Bingo !

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Fun

Honestly

Interesting

Caring

Sparkly eyes

Has to like us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boobs

Sense humour

Able deep throat a bonus

Great smile

A pulse"

Aw..I fail on deep throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witty imaginative powerful chemistry expessive pretty eyes and orgasmic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t need five, just one requirement: a pulse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiery nature, smart mouth, humour, very naughty streak and loves lots of kisses

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fiery nature, smart mouth, humour, very naughty streak and loves lots of kisses

xx"

Hello

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Sense of humour,unarrogant(yes it’s a word!),patience,kindness,tits

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Kinky

Charismatic

Funny

Loves food

Likes to have his face buried in between my legs on a regular basis

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"She’s gotta be short

She’s gotta be cute

She’s gotta have long hair

She’s gotta be bisexual

She’s gotta share"

Basically Henriette then

Tg x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sarcastic. Very sarcastic

Tattoos, decent ones.

Weapon.

Kinky, extremely kinky.

Beard, slightly GINGER is doable.

Xxx"
would you like to see my chopper collection?

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By *he sultan of swingMan
over a year ago

mid devon

"Sarcastic. Very sarcastic

Tattoos, decent ones.

Weapon.

Kinky, extremely kinky.

Beard, slightly GINGER is doable.

Xxxwould you like to see my chopper collection?"

I got banned from the roasting forum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kinky

Charismatic

Funny

Loves food

Likes to have his face buried in between my legs on a regular basis

Kinky not so much

Charismatic yes

Funny yes

Loves food yes

Likes to have his face buried in between my legs on a regular basis hell yes

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Funny

Confident

Tall(ish)

Athletic

Beard

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Dammit.

I thought this was a boob vein thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny

Confident

Tall(ish)

Athletic

Beard

I’m just a regular comedian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny

Logical

Empathetic

Passionate

Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Humour, honest, loving, genuine, single

2,more..

Must like cats & animals.

Good kisser..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall

Good conversation

Great kisser

Accommodate

Not hide their profile immediately after meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite short with amazing looks

Loves sexy underwear / heels

Has the most fantasticly filthy mind imaginable, and great personality

Loads of tattoos

Maclaren / Ferarri level sex drive

Our meet's already arranged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good banter

Adventurous

Open minded

Able to put up with my ridiculous sense of humour

Music lover?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh can I play?

1. Nice friendly, smiley, welcoming personality

2. Looks good

3. Smells good

4. Tastes good

5. Sufficiently low standards in the type of man they’ll allow knicker access to (must be quite a low bar so that even I can qualify)

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By *utdooorsyguyMan
over a year ago

town

1) must be able to hold a conversation... About any thing... I talk alot of random crap so some one who does the same is a must

2) loves the outdoors, I practically live outside in every free minute that I get

3) willing to accept that I am quite quirky,

4) loves long walks, and enjoys a bacon roll, (what walk is complete without getting out your stove and cooking a fresh, hot bacon roll/butty (depending on where your from)

5) is happy with hearing dad jokes every 5 seconds.

Not even got to any thing sexual and I've hit 5, looks like my priority's are all wrong!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been at least an hour, no sex has commenced....... I think I may be broken

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Personality

Face

Bum

Left boob

Right boob

In no particular order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Witty imaginative powerful chemistry expessive pretty eyes and orgasmic"
missed off the most important part but il keep that to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kind

Gentle except when necessary

Respectful of me and boundaries

Sense of humour

Authentic and honest in their communication and being. "

Hello.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

This is gonna be tricky but here goes:

1. Great sense of humour.

2. Preferably local-ish

3. Gorgeous eyes

4. Adventurous

5. Filthy minded like me

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Big boobs

Sense of humour

Dresses sexy

Fun

Bit kinky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dammit.

I thought this was a boob vein thread.

Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

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