FabSwingers.com forum: Who is the most beautiful woman in the world?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Carlos thinks it could be Monica Bellucci. He feels her face is just effortless, the type of face you could sit and gaze at for hours.

Of course this is subjective and Carlos is in interested in your thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is Carlos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sofia Vergara. Sigh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is Carlos

I am Carlos cheeky girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Do you mean in the public eye?

There are beautiful women everywhere getting on with their everyday lives

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Sofia Vergara. Sigh."

I can’t disagree with that tbf. I did watch the film El CID over Xmas and Sophia Loren would take some beating I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sofia Vergara. Sigh."

Carlos agrees she is beautiful.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I don't think there's such thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sofia Vergara. Sigh.

I can’t disagree with that tbf. I did watch the film El CID over Xmas and Sophia Loren would take some beating I think "

Mrs fandangos suggested Sophia Loren also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's Natalie Portman, especially in the perfume ads. She's stunning

PNG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melissa fumero for me, i have an obscene obsession for her, to the point that i fawn over any woman who looks remotely like her

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I always considered Kate Winslet and Catherine Zeta-Jones as old school beauties

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Do you mean in the public eye?

There are beautiful women everywhere getting on with their everyday lives

I've often thought this. You can see more attractive people in every day life than some of those the media say are beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarlet Johannsen gets my vote

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

My 4 daughters and 2 granddaughters x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not beauty that matters but the girl inside. Though everyone is beautiful xx

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Scarlet Johannsen gets my vote

Oh hell yeah!

I’ve often fantasised about being in a threesome with her and Thor!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Who is Carlos

Alice's mate

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

My mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scarlet Johannsen gets my vote

Oh hell yeah!

I’ve often fantasised about being in a threesome with her and Thor!

You can’t have Thor Peachy as he’s mine

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

I thought it was Snow White..?!

Or do fairytales lie

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Do you mean in the public eye?

There are beautiful women everywhere getting on with their everyday lives

I've often thought this. You can see more attractive people in every day life than some of those the media say are beautiful. "

Absolutely

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Its not beauty that matters but the girl inside. Though everyone is beautiful xx"

In my local news update today there was a story about a mother who allowed her 23year old disabled Down’s syndrome daughter to starve to death in her own filth.

Everyone is not beautiful - some people are bloody awful.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I thought it was Snow White..?!

Or do fairytales lie

Only mirrors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think there's such thing. "

I would agree. There are loads of beautiful women, some in the public eye, and some not. It’s very subjective isn’t it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rachel riley

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Its not beauty that matters but the girl inside. Though everyone is beautiful xx"

Yep Putin sure is beautiful

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Scarlet Johannsen gets my vote

Oh hell yeah!

I’ve often fantasised about being in a threesome with her and Thor!

You can’t have Thor Peachy as he’s mine

I’ll have Monday, Wednesday and Friday. You can have Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.

Suppose we’d better let his wife have him on Sunday.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Its not beauty that matters but the girl inside. Though everyone is beautiful xx

In my local news update today there was a story about a mother who allowed her 23year old disabled Down’s syndrome daughter to starve to death in her own filth.

Everyone is not beautiful - some people are bloody awful. "

Oh my life

I hope that beautiful soul rests in peace

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By *iceButNaughty500Man
over a year ago

St Albans

Audrey Hepburn, sitting on a window, singing. That voice, those eyes, that style.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Its not beauty that matters but the girl inside. Though everyone is beautiful xx"

Sorry but can’t agree with that at all. That’s on a par with the be kind crap. Everyone is not beautiful inside. Or outside.

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

The girl that drives the sarnie van that comes to my work, we call her the roll rattley but she is gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scarlet Johannsen gets my vote

Oh hell yeah!

I’ve often fantasised about being in a threesome with her and Thor!

You can’t have Thor Peachy as he’s mine

I’ll have Monday, Wednesday and Friday. You can have Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.

Suppose we’d better let his wife have him on Sunday.

I am his wife

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Audrey Hepburn, sitting on a window, singing. That voice, those eyes, that style. "

Yeah I’d probably go for her if I had to choose a famous person. Or maybe Marilyn Monroe.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

They know

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Grace Kelly

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Who is Carlos

A Spaniard who’s had his car nicked

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Its not beauty that matters but the girl inside. Though everyone is beautiful xx

Sorry but can’t agree with that at all. That’s on a par with the be kind crap. Everyone is not beautiful inside. Or outside. "

I agree

Frank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cate Blanchett for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not beauty that matters but the girl inside. Though everyone is beautiful xx"

How is everyone beautiful?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Its not beauty that matters but the girl inside. Though everyone is beautiful xx

Yep Putin sure is beautiful "

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

I thought it was Snow White..?!

Or do fairytales lie

Only mirrors

True ...Constantly!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"They know

You charmer

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I don't think there's such thing.

I would agree. There are loads of beautiful women, some in the public eye, and some not. It’s very subjective isn’t it."

Yeah it's never been something I've been able to answer. It feels like choosing between strawberries, chocolate and garlic bread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That bird I knobed the other week I told her that a couple of times over the evening as I sneaked out in the morning I picked her letters up and put them on the side for her

Be nice to see homeowner again sometime

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Too many to choose from … just been reading the news though and thought what a beautiful, elegant woman Olena Zelensky is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alexandra Daddario

Zoe Kravitz

Sydney Sweeney

Those are my 3 names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum end of I win

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Beauty is in the eye of the Beer holder

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

So many.

Polly Walker, Eva Green, Eva Mendes, Michelle Rodriguez.

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

I might be in my own here but I find the most beautiful women in the world to be people like Joanna Lumley and Helen mirran who have left themselves relatively untouched by the surgeons and present themselves amazingly.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Phoebe Cates.

I have a bit of a crush going on there me thinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unanswerable question ask 1000 people and each one would have their own opinion like asking who’s the greatest ever musician. I would answer my daughters and wife are the most beautiful women ever.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

All relevant names but I'd have to have a chat with them first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After seeing the recent pic of Naomi Campbell I’d say she is her skin/face still flawless beautiful looking woman

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

Agreed, this is entirely subjective.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Florence pugh

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

In THE world, or in MY world?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ana De Armas

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By *wilightTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Genuinely…. For me it‘s the mrs.

Nothing gets me as horny as when she gets out of bed, into bed, undressed, dressed or just is herself. She‘s got me well programmed and it annoys her sometimes, especially when she doesn‘t feel hot in the moment like 6:30 on a Monday morning. Haha.

To me, she’s not even comparable to any playmates, ex‘s, celebrities etc. - they could be hot, but not as hot and I know which one I‘d rather watch a video of

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Agreed, this is entirely subjective."

Carlos did say that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Genuinely…. For me it‘s the mrs.

To me, she’s not even comparable to any playmates, ex‘s, celebrities etc. - they could be hot, but not as hot and I know which one I‘d rather watch a video of

Carlos thinks that's the most romantic thing he's read today.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Charlie Rich sang about her in the 70s

If you see her can you say sorry for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum.

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By *aulj69Man
over a year ago

dunstable

Soledad Miranda for me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie Price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shes not here anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The woman I was with last night. If only I cam remember her name

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By *ralLover_35Man
over a year ago

Motherwell

Sofia Verga and Helen Bohnam Carter are my ultimate pairing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carlos thinks it could be Monica Bellucci. He feels her face is just effortless, the type of face you could sit and gaze at for hours.

Of course this is subjective and Carlos is in interested in your thoughts.

Mrs Carlos possibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angelina Jolie probably is the one who really takes my breath away. Also Pamela Anderson before surgery was incredibly gorgeous. And Emilia Clarke and Jennifer Lawrence blow me away too, but I feel like their personality plays a big part in how attractive I find them as they just radiate amazing energy.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

It should be the woman your having sex with .or at least you should make her feel that she is.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Sofia vergara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rebecca Ferguson (the actress) just totally does it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selena Gomez

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By *at69Couple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Alizée

French singer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Florence pugh"

I agree what about you Carlos?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Just you wait till next week and I do my photo challenge pic, I suspect a lot will be changing their choices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a girl on Pointless last night that made me happy

Fair of face, a lovely way about her and clever with it

I dare say she isn't classically beautiful, but she made me smile and that, in itself, is very heady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scarlet Johannsen gets my vote

Something definitely alluring about her. Her lips are hypn.otic!

(* had to put the dot in there due to Fab filters!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 Lady Luck

Only my opinion of coarse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me me me of course lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Jim's Mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think of who I find the most beautiful as there are many, however, I can say that I do find Iranian women absolutely stunning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bianca salming, shes my absolute perfect woman

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

...,but ugliness goes right to the core!

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By *ryant2018Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Morena Baccarin / Sandra Bullock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't think of who I find the most beautiful as there are many, however, I can say that I do find Iranian women absolutely stunning. "

Carlos agrees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

margot robbie and natalie portman

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"Grace Kelly "

I once had a long chat with Grace Kelly about six years before she was killed in the horrific car crash. She was accompanied by three children, and had no personal protection.

We discussed where 'her people'had come from in Ireland, County Mayo.

Very pleasant, beautiful, down to earth lady who exuded composure and total self confidence.

Her children were aghast that I had approached her; she was disguised with dark glasses and was travelling back to Monaco from London Heathrow.

It was purely accidental that we were in the same VIP lounge for Air France passengers.

Memorable experience!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had."
she got me through some dark nights in Afghanistan...

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had.she got me through some dark nights in Afghanistan..."

Glad she could help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife and no matter what anyone says you will not change my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had.she got me through some dark nights in Afghanistan...

Glad she could help

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she is a hero to 9 platoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had.she got me through some dark nights in Afghanistan...

Glad she could help

she is a hero to 9 platoon"

Flashbacks of Xbox live back in the day. My mam had been round the world and back according to every teenager on there

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had.she got me through some dark nights in Afghanistan...

Glad she could help

she is a hero to 9 platoon"

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had.she got me through some dark nights in Afghanistan...

Glad she could help

she is a hero to 9 platoon

Flashbacks of Xbox live back in the day. My mam had been round the world and back according to every teenager on there

Twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had.she got me through some dark nights in Afghanistan...

Glad she could help

she is a hero to 9 platoon

Flashbacks of Xbox live back in the day. My mam had been round the world and back according to every teenager on there

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haha.

Trust me, as we get older,we get younger....

I once had a mother ring me up to enquire why her lad had told her I had banged her and where as she struggles to remember after a few wkd blues..long story short, we bumbed uglies the next Saturday night,and it made things quite awkward till I transfered ...

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Brigitte Bardot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brigitte Bardot x"
can I just put out there how I would crawl across barbed wire and broken glass just to sniff your discarded underwear, you are stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had.she got me through some dark nights in Afghanistan...

Glad she could help

she is a hero to 9 platoon

Flashbacks of Xbox live back in the day. My mam had been round the world and back according to every teenager on there

haha.

Trust me, as we get older,we get younger....

This makes me worry that these teenagers were telling the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had.she got me through some dark nights in Afghanistan...

Glad she could help

she is a hero to 9 platoon

Flashbacks of Xbox live back in the day. My mam had been round the world and back according to every teenager on there

haha.

Trust me, as we get older,we get younger....

This makes me worry that these teenagers were telling the truth

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having not known my mother since 1993, when some one tells me they fucked her. I offer them sympathy qnd suggest q gum clinic visit....

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By *ovelock4Man
over a year ago

Croydon

Monica Bellucci has to be a contender. She’s effortlessly beautiful. It shines through from within. She’s also sexy, which isn’t the same thing as ‘beautiful’, and she has a realness to her beauty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brigitte Bardot xcan I just put out there how I would crawl across barbed wire and broken glass just to sniff your discarded underwear, you are stunning

Carlos wishes you good luck and applauds your smooth approach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brigitte Bardot xcan I just put out there how I would crawl across barbed wire and broken glass just to sniff your discarded underwear, you are stunning

Carlos wishes you good luck and applauds your smooth approach.

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He what dares Rodney,he what dares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beauty is within, not superficial.

How do we know it's never natural or effortless?

I was watched ( how to get away with murder )

Woman was gorgeous, then when she got home she took her wig off, removed her eye lashes,took off her make make up.then spanx clothing....

You would never have guessed.

Little is more

El natural is the way forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had.she got me through some dark nights in Afghanistan...

Glad she could help

she is a hero to 9 platoon

Flashbacks of Xbox live back in the day. My mam had been round the world and back according to every teenager on there

haha.

Trust me, as we get older,we get younger....

This makes me worry that these teenagers were telling the truth

having not known my mother since 1993, when some one tells me they fucked her. I offer them sympathy qnd suggest q gum clinic visit...."

So I’ve got a chance? I just need to play safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had.she got me through some dark nights in Afghanistan...

Glad she could help

she is a hero to 9 platoon

Flashbacks of Xbox live back in the day. My mam had been round the world and back according to every teenager on there

haha.

Trust me, as we get older,we get younger....

This makes me worry that these teenagers were telling the truth

having not known my mother since 1993, when some one tells me they fucked her. I offer them sympathy qnd suggest q gum clinic visit....

So I’ve got a chance? I just need to play safe

"
if your brave, wear a stab vest, double bag and are strong enough emotionally . I will be here for you after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had.she got me through some dark nights in Afghanistan...

Glad she could help

she is a hero to 9 platoon

Flashbacks of Xbox live back in the day. My mam had been round the world and back according to every teenager on there

haha.

Trust me, as we get older,we get younger....

This makes me worry that these teenagers were telling the truth

having not known my mother since 1993, when some one tells me they fucked her. I offer them sympathy qnd suggest q gum clinic visit....

So I’ve got a chance? I just need to play safe

if your brave, wear a stab vest, double bag and are strong enough emotionally . I will be here for you after"

I’ve got a crash helmet and knee pads just to be on the safe side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had.she got me through some dark nights in Afghanistan...

Glad she could help

she is a hero to 9 platoon

Flashbacks of Xbox live back in the day. My mam had been round the world and back according to every teenager on there

haha.

Trust me, as we get older,we get younger....

This makes me worry that these teenagers were telling the truth

having not known my mother since 1993, when some one tells me they fucked her. I offer them sympathy qnd suggest q gum clinic visit....

So I’ve got a chance? I just need to play safe

if your brave, wear a stab vest, double bag and are strong enough emotionally . I will be here for you after

I’ve got a crash helmet and knee pads just to be on the safe side

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have you seen the exorcist?

I would advise you do .

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"According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had.she got me through some dark nights in Afghanistan...

Glad she could help

she is a hero to 9 platoon

Flashbacks of Xbox live back in the day. My mam had been round the world and back according to every teenager on there

haha.

Trust me, as we get older,we get younger....

This makes me worry that these teenagers were telling the truth

having not known my mother since 1993, when some one tells me they fucked her. I offer them sympathy qnd suggest q gum clinic visit....

So I’ve got a chance? I just need to play safe

if your brave, wear a stab vest, double bag and are strong enough emotionally . I will be here for you after

I’ve got a crash helmet and knee pads just to be on the safe side

have you seen the exorcist?

I would advise you do . "

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over a year ago

"According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had.she got me through some dark nights in Afghanistan...

Glad she could help

she is a hero to 9 platoon

Flashbacks of Xbox live back in the day. My mam had been round the world and back according to every teenager on there

haha.

Trust me, as we get older,we get younger....

This makes me worry that these teenagers were telling the truth

having not known my mother since 1993, when some one tells me they fucked her. I offer them sympathy qnd suggest q gum clinic visit....

So I’ve got a chance? I just need to play safe

if your brave, wear a stab vest, double bag and are strong enough emotionally . I will be here for you after

I’ve got a crash helmet and knee pads just to be on the safe side

have you seen the exorcist?

I would advise you do . "

If she can turn her head all the way around I think it would make for some interesting positions

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over a year ago

"Carlos thinks it could be Monica Bellucci. He feels her face is just effortless, the type of face you could sit and gaze at for hours.

Of course this is subjective and Carlos is in interested in your thoughts.

I opened this thread with the intention of replying Monica Belucci

There's just something about her

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over a year ago

"According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had.she got me through some dark nights in Afghanistan...

Glad she could help

she is a hero to 9 platoon

Flashbacks of Xbox live back in the day. My mam had been round the world and back according to every teenager on there

haha.

Trust me, as we get older,we get younger....

This makes me worry that these teenagers were telling the truth

having not known my mother since 1993, when some one tells me they fucked her. I offer them sympathy qnd suggest q gum clinic visit....

So I’ve got a chance? I just need to play safe

if your brave, wear a stab vest, double bag and are strong enough emotionally . I will be here for you after

I’ve got a crash helmet and knee pads just to be on the safe side

have you seen the exorcist?

I would advise you do .

If she can turn her head all the way around I think it would make for some interesting positions

"
the projectile vomiting gets real old really quickly

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By *ovelock4Man
over a year ago

Croydon

"Carlos thinks it could be Monica Bellucci. He feels her face is just effortless, the type of face you could sit and gaze at for hours.

Of course this is subjective and Carlos is in interested in your thoughts.

I opened this thread with the intention of replying Monica Belucci

There's just something about her"

I couldn’t agree more!

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over a year ago

"According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had.she got me through some dark nights in Afghanistan...

Glad she could help

she is a hero to 9 platoon

Flashbacks of Xbox live back in the day. My mam had been round the world and back according to every teenager on there

haha.

Trust me, as we get older,we get younger....

This makes me worry that these teenagers were telling the truth

having not known my mother since 1993, when some one tells me they fucked her. I offer them sympathy qnd suggest q gum clinic visit....

So I’ve got a chance? I just need to play safe

if your brave, wear a stab vest, double bag and are strong enough emotionally . I will be here for you after

I’ve got a crash helmet and knee pads just to be on the safe side

have you seen the exorcist?

I would advise you do .

If she can turn her head all the way around I think it would make for some interesting positions

the projectile vomiting gets real old really quickly"

Unless you’re into that kinda thing

Disclaimer: this is a joke. I don’t want peoples mothers, or for them to projectile vomit onto me.

I feel I need to clarify because forumites have been taking jokes too literal recently.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I don't think there is such a thing. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

If we go purely on what I (Luke) reckon (leaving aside my own partner), there are a couple of contenders on Fab, and Kelly Brook would be in the running too.

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By *g1231974Man
over a year ago

wetherby

Still Elle Macpherson!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to certain members of the internet, my mum, who they've all had.she got me through some dark nights in Afghanistan...

Glad she could help

she is a hero to 9 platoon

Flashbacks of Xbox live back in the day. My mam had been round the world and back according to every teenager on there

haha.

Trust me, as we get older,we get younger....

This makes me worry that these teenagers were telling the truth

having not known my mother since 1993, when some one tells me they fucked her. I offer them sympathy qnd suggest q gum clinic visit....

So I’ve got a chance? I just need to play safe

if your brave, wear a stab vest, double bag and are strong enough emotionally . I will be here for you after

I’ve got a crash helmet and knee pads just to be on the safe side

have you seen the exorcist?

I would advise you do .

If she can turn her head all the way around I think it would make for some interesting positions

the projectile vomiting gets real old really quickly

Unless you’re into that kinda thing

Disclaimer: this is a joke. I don’t want peoples mothers, or for them to projectile vomit onto me.

I feel I need to clarify because forumites have been taking jokes too literal recently."
no back ours dudes, I have qllready sold tickets, booked catering and hired thirteen oompah loompqh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angelina Jolie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

My choice would depend on her age preferences, if she can accommodate and if she's looking for single males. Narrow those down then I'll be quite happy to look at the Sydney University photo database to find a definite answer to this question. Susanna Reid will be in with a shout though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jill St John, back in the day. Stunning

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Realistically, it doesn't matter much to me, because she'll be way out of my 'league'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lady who reads the news in South Korea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum deffiently the most all round beautiful person on the planet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say you should never meet your hero , but who are "they".. anyway it's just an opinion because tbh we can all dream can't we ..but imho Heidi Klum & Charlize Theron are two that l think are so beautiful

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Current miss World? By their standards at least.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Miss Ukraine!

Every Woman who faces enormous challenges everyday but still they move forward with might and determination. They are the most beautiful Woman in the world.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't go far wrong with Jennifer Lopez. Her 50th birthday party photos were simply divine!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I know somebody who this applies to!

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By *olf BloodbeardMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Kylie Minogue, followed very closely by Danni Minogue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one you are fucking and she is really enjoying it as you are she will be supremely beautiful

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Gal Gardot

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Margot Robbie

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over a year ago

"Carlos thinks it could be Monica Bellucci. He feels her face is just effortless, the type of face you could sit and gaze at for hours.

Of course this is subjective and Carlos is in interested in your thoughts.

I agree with Carlos. Agreeing with Carlos is what I’m doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My other half Debra is without any doubt the most beautiful woman in the world. Both outside and for the wonderful person she is on the inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlize Theron. Oh my god she makes me melt.

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough

"Carlos thinks it could be Monica Bellucci. He feels her face is just effortless, the type of face you could sit and gaze at for hours.

Of course this is subjective and Carlos is in interested in your thoughts.

Rosie Huntington-Whitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cameron Diaz in the Mask will always be my crush.

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

My mum beautiful on the inside and out

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By *damski8Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

"My mum beautiful on the inside and out

How do you know about the interior of your mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sofia Vergara. Sigh."

Mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most beautiful by far. You got a good eye for beauty..haha.. x

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

My wife obvs

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Sofia Vergara. Sigh.

Mmmmmm

Fuck yeah. She is seriously Hot.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

I know of one who is beautiful inside and out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one who was mine for a time

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

"My mum beautiful on the inside and out

How do you know about the interior of your mum?

That’s were I grew up

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Rex thinks all the ladies are beautiful apart from the ones he doesn’t like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monica bellucci is so very beautiful!

I think Jessica Chastain, Jennifer Lopez, Eva Mendes , and Eva Green are all stunningly beautiful too

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Rosario Dawson.

Omg she's just so beautiful.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Also

Thandiwe Newton

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Ariana Grande.

Sometimes you see her and stare in awe of how flawless she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosario Dawson.

Omg she's just so beautiful."

Oh she is definitely,Does Carlos agree?

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"I know of one who is beautiful inside and out

Is it me?? Lol.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I know of one who is beautiful inside and out

Is it me?? Lol."

Yes it is.

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"I know of one who is beautiful inside and out

Is it me?? Lol.

Yes it is.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All lady’s are beautiful

Inside out

Personalities bloom

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"I know of one who is beautiful inside and out

Is it me?? Lol.

Yes it is.

I asked ,he said so too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do miss her some days when its quiet

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

The one that honours me by being by my side

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