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VWE..... What's the size?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We've been asked this morning what constitutes a big cock..

I would say 8 inches or over and I like them thick

Thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would say anything over 8

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By *oody HuddsonMan
over a year ago

sexy town


"We've been asked this morning what constitutes a big cock..

I would say 8 inches or over and I like them thick

Thoughts?"

I believe this would be the fab definition

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is this similar oi WWF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this similar oi WWF? "
depends if they want to wrestle or slap someone in the eye with it to make a panda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would make my hubby VWE then

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By *all me FlikWoman
over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

I thought most people on here are 8" + judging by the claims I get in messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought most people on here are 8" + judging by the claims I get in messages. "

Lol,I can imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've been asked this morning what constitutes a big cock..

I would say 8 inches or over and I like them thick

Thoughts?"

Take a look at my pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they can enter you from another room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it’s big enough to have to kick the end when you’ve been for a piss, instead of shaking it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

17km

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

When you have to reel it in like a hosepipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he has to decide while getting dressed which trouser leg it's going down today

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

this big

It’s expandable like said fish after a drink

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Would say anything over 8 "

So 8 inches isn’t big ???

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"We've been asked this morning what constitutes a big cock..

I would say 8 inches or over and I like them thick

Thoughts?

Take a look at my pics "

Christ on a bike!!!

That would hurt me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This site is full of huge dicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've been asked this morning what constitutes a big cock..

I would say 8 inches or over and I like them thick

Thoughts?

Take a look at my pics

Christ on a bike!!!

That would hurt me "

Promise to be gentle

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By *oubletroubleCouple
over a year ago

South West

When you've been for a piss and have to ask the crane driver to give it a shake.

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By *elshman78Man
over a year ago

South Wales


"When you have to reel it in like a hosepipe"

#coughs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 is average.

7 is big so anything 7 - 14 inchs is huge, with 8.5 the threshold into vwe land.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Anything bigger than a sky remote controller.....

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"We've been asked this morning what constitutes a big cock..

I would say 8 inches or over and I like them thick

Thoughts?"

Ffs Ginge. We’re fragile creatures with feelings. Why do you feel the need to objectify us? I like to think you want us for our personalities and wit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This site is full of huge dicks. "

And some of them even have large penises too!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"This site is full of huge dicks.

And some of them even have large penises too!!"

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Think mine is a good size and the ladies seem to like it

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Are we talking Fab inches or real inches? Because the two are very obviously not the same.

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By *aul40nwMan
over a year ago

wirral

Guess im out then ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 is average.

7 is big so anything 7 - 14 inchs is huge, with 8.5 the threshold into vwe land. "

5 inches is global average which also include all the pigmy tribes and such like which drag the inchage down …also includes all the micro penises and needledicks

I’d say a more reasonable average would be six inches

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By *irBummyFingerMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

I’ve been told mine is “big” but I’ve never thought so and that’s reinforced by some of the monsters I’ve seen on here! Maybe they had very small ones previously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, 8 or over xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 is average.

7 is big so anything 7 - 14 inchs is huge, with 8.5 the threshold into vwe land.

5 inches is global average which also include all the pigmy tribes and such like which drag the inchage down …also includes all the micro penises and needledicks

I’d say a more reasonable average would be six inches "

That's not how averages work.

If you get rid of the lower end then the average is dragged up by the upper end, if you get rid of the upper ends well then you are back where you started.

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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago

Shoreditch east London


"We've been asked this morning what constitutes a big cock..

I would say 8 inches or over and I like them thick

Thoughts?"

Depends on the size of the ego attached. When I asked someone why he thought 6" was hung his reply was, "I always get told I am"

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

8 inch and above decent girth

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By *ake-Me-FeelWoman
over a year ago

Sussex

Oh the comments in here have had me laughing haha.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8inches and above, no membership for me then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 is average.

7 is big so anything 7 - 14 inchs is huge, with 8.5 the threshold into vwe land.

5 inches is global average which also include all the pigmy tribes and such like which drag the inchage down …also includes all the micro penises and needledicks

I’d say a more reasonable average would be six inches

That's not how averages work.

If you get rid of the lower end then the average is dragged up by the upper end, if you get rid of the upper ends well then you are back where you started.

"

I know but come on…5 inches is small innit . Ok replace average with normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mean would be a better number. The mean is probably six inches

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Hello "

Qualified

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"5 is average.

7 is big so anything 7 - 14 inchs is huge, with 8.5 the threshold into vwe land.

5 inches is global average which also include all the pigmy tribes and such like which drag the inchage down …also includes all the micro penises and needledicks

I’d say a more reasonable average would be six inches "

Is there hundreds of millions of pygmys that I'm not aware for their numbers to have any effect on the other 3 billion adult males in the world?

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"We've been asked this morning what constitutes a big cock..

I would say 8 inches or over and I like them thick

Thoughts?

Take a look at my pics

Christ on a bike!!!

That would hurt me

Promise to be gentle "

If you were local I'd be tempted to let you try!! Lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 is average.

7 is big so anything 7 - 14 inchs is huge, with 8.5 the threshold into vwe land.

5 inches is global average which also include all the pigmy tribes and such like which drag the inchage down …also includes all the micro penises and needledicks

I’d say a more reasonable average would be six inches

Is there hundreds of millions of pygmys that I'm not aware for their numbers to have any effect on the other 3 billion adult males in the world?"

I was lead to believe that 5.5 was about average (we are talking real cock size, not an internet projected one,). So below would be small in my opinion, above is big to vwe topping at around 13 to 14 inchs as monsters.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"5 is average.

7 is big so anything 7 - 14 inchs is huge, with 8.5 the threshold into vwe land.

5 inches is global average which also include all the pigmy tribes and such like which drag the inchage down …also includes all the micro penises and needledicks

I’d say a more reasonable average would be six inches

Is there hundreds of millions of pygmys that I'm not aware for their numbers to have any effect on the other 3 billion adult males in the world?

I was lead to believe that 5.5 was about average (we are talking real cock size, not an internet projected one,). So below would be small in my opinion, above is big to vwe topping at around 13 to 14 inchs as monsters.

"

Lots of different surveys online, the most recent I saw said 5.1 to 5.5 inch was average

Average girth is 4.5.

Which is more preferable ladies, length or girth?

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By *ingdangTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

Am I the only one to think that too big and too thick cock can make it hard to enjoy sex? I personally like 6-8 inch cock with average girth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always said I’m 7” but my ex says 8” but we both agree girthy, which means, by peoples responses on here, I’m VWE haha

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"Am I the only one to think that too big and too thick cock can make it hard to enjoy sex? I personally like 6-8 inch cock with average girth."

I agree. It can't be nice for him when I'm wincing, or holding his hips so he can't go hard or deep.

At least if I go on top, I can have more control. Most well endowed men appreciate this but still must be annoying for them

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By *uitedSuitorMan
over a year ago

Halifax / Leeds

I've been told I'm well endowed by quite a few women, then average by others. I guess it's personal preference/experience?

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By *ocketman99Man
over a year ago

fermanagh

Ahh it is what it is - never had any complaints but nowhere near 8” and that’s for sure!

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By *aulj69Man
over a year ago

dunstable

I would say 8 inches and girthy. Err Hmm xx

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

folkstone


"When they can enter you from another room."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's when you fuck her up the arse and she gives you a blowjob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you sit on the toilet & it touches the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you sit on the toilet & it touches the water "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say over 7.5 inches but actually real inches not internet size. I love it when blokes tell me I’m bigger than I am and I have to tell them, no, respectfully I just don’t exaggerate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just here for the comments (eating popcorn)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only 6 inches but if women find that's not enough then they can show me their boobies and I'll get an erection.

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By *icknHMan
over a year ago

Ilfracombe


"We've been asked this morning what constitutes a big cock..

I would say 8 inches or over and I like them thick

Thoughts?"

I’ve been told that I’m well hung (soo not) and I generally think they need to get out more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thibk its

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having never really considered or been bothered. And looking through some of the pics I am greatly under calibre , yet get complaints on size being too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My Internet cock is a thick 8 inches.

Unfortunately Ginge has to make do with my actual size cock though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told you have to measure from your a hole to the tip so I'm 13 inches then

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

8 inches is vwe

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts


"8 inches is vwe"

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

A big cock. Any guy that treats women on here like an idiot. Gives them the runaround, or is generally disrespectful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've been asked this morning what constitutes a big cock..

I would say 8 inches or over and I like them thick

Thoughts?

Take a look at my pics "

Love it..

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Check out my bad boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 or bigger is, well big :P

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough


"We've been asked this morning what constitutes a big cock..

I would say 8 inches or over and I like them thick

Thoughts?

Take a look at my pics "

you’re vvwe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've been asked this morning what constitutes a big cock..

I would say 8 inches or over and I like them thick

Thoughts?

Take a look at my pics

you’re vvwe! "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t move for them here.

Some also have big dicks.

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By *uitedSuitorMan
over a year ago

Halifax / Leeds

Ego lift post! I'm in haha!

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By *opingforfun2022Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Think I might just qualify, I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on perspective...

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"5 is average.

7 is big so anything 7 - 14 inchs is huge, with 8.5 the threshold into vwe land.

5 inches is global average which also include all the pigmy tribes and such like which drag the inchage down …also includes all the micro penises and needledicks

I’d say a more reasonable average would be six inches

That's not how averages work.

If you get rid of the lower end then the average is dragged up by the upper end, if you get rid of the upper ends well then you are back where you started.

I know but come on…5 inches is small innit . Ok replace average with normal "

This is your regular reminder that according to the best science available*, the average erect penis is 5.17” (13.12cm) long and 4.59” (11.66cm) in circumference.

Half the population is above this, and half the population is below.

According to the most comprehensive statistical comparison I’ve been able to find**:

Only 1 man in 10 has a penis over 6”.

Only 1 man in 300 has a penis over 7”.

Only 1 man in 100,000 has a penis over 8”.

Notes:

- Men lie about penis size due to social pressure around toxic ideas about masculinity.

- Most people only see a range of erect penises in porn, and these are in no way representative of the human population at large.

- Cameras can be made to lie too – see all the debunked misleading photos of crowds not social distancing during lockdown. Even most of the guys in porn aren’t as massive as they’re made to look.

- Humans in general are *shockingly* bad at measuring things by eye. The pandemic has shown just how very many people don’t know what two metres looks like.

Advice:

- If someone tells you the have a large penis, and they aren’t providing evidence of measuring it properly, assume they are lying.

- If they claim to never have measured, assume they are lying.

- If they claim to not know how to measure it properly, assume they are lying.

- If someone is claiming that their partner has an unusually large penis, assume they haven’t measured it and are repeating whatever comically inflated dimensions the penis-haver gave them. Any attempts at eye-measuring will have been thrown off by all their previous partners *also* inflating their claims about the size of their penis.

- If someone starts a thread saying “Is my abnormally gigantic penis big enough?” or whatever, assume they’re doing so in bad faith.

Footnotes:

*The 2014 paper ‘Am I normal? A systematic review and construction of nomograms for flaccid and erect penis length and circumference in up to 15,521 men’, by David Veale, Sarah Miles, Sally Bramley, Gordon Muir and John Hodsal, for South London and Maudsley NHS Foundation Trust and King’s College London.

**The calcSD Penis Percentile Calculator website.

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By *lancosoloMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Never had a complaint. Had many a scream though! Hahaha

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Everyone is different, male and female. What feels big to one woman might not feel big to another.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

The UK average is 5.5 ins last I checked. I would personally call 7ins+ VWE on that statistic alone

P

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

I'm just a tiddler then

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

Finally something I’m above average for

Is there a specific guideline for where u actually measure from, a kinda point A to point B kinda thing?

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Finally something I’m above average for

Is there a specific guideline for where u actually measure from, a kinda point A to point B kinda thing?"

Measure along the top of the penis with a ruler, from your abdomen to the tip. You're after the insertable length, after all.

What you *shouldn't* do, though, is jam the ruler as hard as you can into the flesh of your abdomen to get a few extra millimetres. This is what the internet calls "bone-pressed erect length(BPEL)", and is a sure sign of people desperate for an extra quarter-inch.

For your girth, just wrap a measuring tape around the thickest part of your shaft.

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot


"Finally something I’m above average for

Is there a specific guideline for where u actually measure from, a kinda point A to point B kinda thing?

Measure along the top of the penis with a ruler, from your abdomen to the tip. You're after the insertable length, after all.

What you *shouldn't* do, though, is jam the ruler as hard as you can into the flesh of your abdomen to get a few extra millimetres. This is what the internet calls "bone-pressed erect length(BPEL)", and is a sure sign of people desperate for an extra quarter-inch.

For your girth, just wrap a measuring tape around the thickest part of your shaft. "

Cursed BPEL I didn’t know this, I need those few millimetres

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Finally something I’m above average for

Is there a specific guideline for where u actually measure from, a kinda point A to point B kinda thing?

Measure along the top of the penis with a ruler, from your abdomen to the tip. You're after the insertable length, after all.

What you *shouldn't* do, though, is jam the ruler as hard as you can into the flesh of your abdomen to get a few extra millimetres. This is what the internet calls "bone-pressed erect length(BPEL)", and is a sure sign of people desperate for an extra quarter-inch.

For your girth, just wrap a measuring tape around the thickest part of your shaft.

Cursed BPEL I didn’t know this, I need those few millimetres "

A lot of people consider BPEL the standard for internet dick-measuring. I just think that non-bone-pressed erect length (NBPEL) is more honest.

I hate that I've spend enough time debunking penis lies online to know those intialisms. Hah.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

If it makes your eyes water its VWE

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By *uv2kissMan
over a year ago

fenland

I have been asked quite a few times how big I am.

I have never measured it and it varies depending how turned on I am.

So me and a sky remote would look smaller than between a busty woman breasts.

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By *ammy_xMan
over a year ago

Reading

Girth or length?

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"This site is full of huge dicks. "

Who mistake inches for centimetres

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By *randomwhitedude75Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

*waves*

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Thurrock

I would say 9 & thick for VWE

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"The UK average is 5.5 ins last I checked. I would personally call 7ins+ VWE on that statistic alone

P"

Get in! I am a VWE knobber!

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From what I've seen declared on here as VWE, about 6 inches

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

w

There’s a big difference between a woman’s inch and a man’s inch

Size perception has been warped by porn and liars

I’d say 7 inches (a real 7 inches) is pretty big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we are talking actual measurements as opposed to most man measurements it’s probably anything over 7in. A proper 7in measurement is probably more like 9 inches according to many blokes…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a big difference between a woman’s inch and a man’s inch

Size perception has been warped by porn and liars

I’d say 7 inches (a real 7 inches) is pretty big "

Sorry I pretty much could’ve just agreed with your post rather than saying almost the self same thing in my own words…

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