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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies.. why do you always whinge about us men not putting the toilet seat down when we’re done. Why don’t YOU put it UP when you’re finished!?!

And .. why do you say sternly “it’s FINE!!” when clearly it absolutely most definitely ISN’T even in the slightest bit fine!?

What else, Fabsters!

To balance things up it can be about either sex, and remember folks, it’s just a bit of fun, like! Keep it light and you know what, please don’t get *too* upset about what is only a bit of lighthearted misogyny / misandry on a Friday evening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cushions.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Hiding behind the sofa, awaiting the replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiding behind the sofa, awaiting the replies "

There better not be cushions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies.. why do you always whinge about us men not putting the toilet seat down when we’re done. Why don’t YOU put it UP when you’re finished!?!

And .. why do you say sternly “it’s FINE!!” when clearly it absolutely most definitely ISN’T even in the slightest bit fine!?

What else, Fabsters!

To balance things up it can be about either sex, and remember folks, it’s just a bit of fun, like! Keep it light and you know what, please don’t get *too* upset about what is only a bit of lighthearted misogyny / misandry on a Friday evening! "

We sit down to wee.

We sit down to poop.

You guys are the only ones who put the seat up, so you put it back down

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Hiding behind the sofa, awaiting the replies

There better not be cushions. "

Manly ones

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Why do they have to take everything apart to see how it works. And why can they never pop it back together properly? “Oh look, a wing nut, that’s obviously not needed”

Meanwhile, back at HQ, the wheel falls off said item missing the wing nut.

Gah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When women moan at men to stop playing with themselves when were just adjusting ourselves. You dont see us saying "stop playing with your tits" when a woman has to adjust her boobs inside her bra

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Ladies.. why do you always whinge about us men not putting the toilet seat down when we’re done. Why don’t YOU put it UP when you’re finished!?!

And .. why do you say sternly “it’s FINE!!” when clearly it absolutely most definitely ISN’T even in the slightest bit fine!?

What else, Fabsters!

To balance things up it can be about either sex, and remember folks, it’s just a bit of fun, like! Keep it light and you know what, please don’t get *too* upset about what is only a bit of lighthearted misogyny / misandry on a Friday evening!

We sit down to wee.

We sit down to poop.

You guys are the only ones who put the seat up, so you put it back down "

Tip for gents

Always fully close the toilet instead of just putting the sear down. Ladies never complain about lifting the lid and then feel free to tell them this if they complain if you ever forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with admitting you're lost, guys? Blaming it on the satnav just isn't cricket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they run away because they think its what you need

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's wrong with admitting you're lost, guys? Blaming it on the satnav just isn't cricket. "

Trust me, there’s NO WAY I’m stopping and asking anyone for directions!!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Spending nine hours in 53 different shops looking for a dress,and coming home with a pair of shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with admitting you're lost, guys? Blaming it on the satnav just isn't cricket.

Trust me, there’s NO WAY I’m stopping and asking anyone for directions!! "

It doesn't make you less manly!!!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Women drivers... enough said

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I can understand why they put the lid up as their aim is so off. They just aren’t very good at hitting the spot, even the simplest thing of putting something in the laundry basket, with a huge hole in the top, ends up next to it or another room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is much harder if you’re a guy than a girl. Irrespective of whether life is easier to “dominate” if you’re a guy

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By *XVixenAndStagXXCouple
over a year ago

Port Talbot

A woman sits to pee and poop, a man sits to poop and stands to pee therefore 3/4 actions are conducted whilst sitting... majority wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men: being incapable of talking about their emotions, even to the point they make themselves ill!!

Woman: I HATE bitchy girl culture. Women can be so pointlessly mean.

I get to do both because I date both

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"Men: being incapable of talking about their emotions, even to the point they make themselves ill!!

Woman: I HATE bitchy girl culture. Women can be so pointlessly mean.

I get to do both because I date both "
not me... I cried at love actually Mr

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

When men get I d*unk and wife in bed we have to creep around the house... when women get home d*unk they insist on waking up the whole house including the dog to tell them all about there night... with kebab hanging out there mouth stinking of garlic mayo and gin

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I can understand why they put the lid up as their aim is so off. They just aren’t very good at hitting the spot, even the simplest thing of putting something in the laundry basket, with a huge hole in the top, ends up next to it or another room "

You're still talking about having a pee, right? No other spots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/02/22 19:46:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can they not multi task

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When men get I d*unk and wife in bed we have to creep around the house... when women get home d*unk they insist on waking up the whole house including the dog to tell them all about there night... with kebab hanging out there mouth stinking of garlic mayo and gin "

Sounds like my type of woman

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Why can they not multi task "

We can whistle and pee at the same time x

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Knob cheese....

You have had a slash now a wipe clean wouldn't go amiss...

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"When men get I d*unk and wife in bed we have to creep around the house... when women get home d*unk they insist on waking up the whole house including the dog to tell them all about there night... with kebab hanging out there mouth stinking of garlic mayo and gin

Sounds like my type of woman "
at 3am I could be a twating Alien and I'd still say go brush your teeth... get in bed... and let me sleep

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Knob cheese....

You have had a slash now a wipe clean wouldn't go amiss..."

Noted and acted upon x

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Why can they not multi task "

Multitasking is an excuse for not doing a job properly.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

When will women learn to fill a dishwasher properly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilets. Never mind the seat. The Lid should be down. Before flushing. And check after, that its clean. Not too much to ask.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"When will women learn to fill a dishwasher properly?"

Playing with fire here mi owd

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Toilets. Never mind the seat. The Lid should be down. Before flushing. And check after, that its clean. Not too much to ask."

That's your job x (goes into hiding)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving their sticky tissues around the place like a horny kleenex factory.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Toilets. Never mind the seat. The Lid should be down. Before flushing. And check after, that its clean. Not too much to ask."

So you want us to put it down then lift it back up then put it back down!!?? Jeez woman!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Leaving their sticky tissues around the place like a horny kleenex factory."

That was 35 years ago. Are they still there? That is string glue x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All i can say is i think they rule

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Men: being incapable of talking about their emotions, even to the point they make themselves ill!!

"

West of Scotland men can talk about emotions!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"What's wrong with admitting you're lost, guys? Blaming it on the satnav just isn't cricket. "

If the woman learnt which way up to hold the map we'd not have cause to be lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies.. why do you always whinge about us men not putting the toilet seat down when we’re done. Why don’t YOU put it UP when you’re finished!?!

And .. why do you say sternly “it’s FINE!!” when clearly it absolutely most definitely ISN’T even in the slightest bit fine!?

What else, Fabsters!

To balance things up it can be about either sex, and remember folks, it’s just a bit of fun, like! Keep it light and you know what, please don’t get *too* upset about what is only a bit of lighthearted misogyny / misandry on a Friday evening!

We sit down to wee.

We sit down to poop.

You guys are the only ones who put the seat up, so you put it back down "

Can't argue with this....and I'll even add one on to dig the knife further into my fellow brothers' backs....close the lid when flushing.

You're only sending aerosolised droplets from your loo into the air if the lid isn't closed.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"What's wrong with admitting you're lost, guys? Blaming it on the satnav just isn't cricket.

If the woman learnt which way up to hold the map we'd not have cause to be lost "

Or know left from right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mansplaining. Behind this face this is happening in our head

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"What's wrong with admitting you're lost, guys? Blaming it on the satnav just isn't cricket.

If the woman learnt which way up to hold the map we'd not have cause to be lost

Or know left from right! "

Do you ever want another meet?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Not enough boobage shown and offered as a pillow around the house... giving a man a handful of your boob is scientifically proven (maybe) to reduce stress

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Mansplaining. Behind this face this is happening in our head "

If only women understood things the first time round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll only be an hour at the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gather we speak same languge but the divde is that much .

I posted on lounge as i tho

At it opened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mansplaining. Behind this face this is happening in our head

If only women understood things the first time round. "

Oh sweetheart, we understand perfectly, we're just not listening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 10yrs i have been here i av Hear*d shi"t and ( thats Y )

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"I’ll only be an hour at the pub "

Can you pick up fish'n chips while you're out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mansplaining. Behind this face this is happening in our head

If only women understood things the first time round.

Oh sweetheart, we understand perfectly, we're just not listening "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toilets. Never mind the seat. The Lid should be down. Before flushing. And check after, that its clean. Not too much to ask.

That's your job x (goes into hiding)"

Do you ever want another meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toilets. Never mind the seat. The Lid should be down. Before flushing. And check after, that its clean. Not too much to ask."

Oh come on it’s not just men who leave toilet dirty !

Lady’s admit now !

Who’s done banging shit

And blamed it on someone else

We know you fart and blame someone else lol

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Mansplaining. Behind this face this is happening in our head

If only women understood things the first time round.

Oh sweetheart, we understand perfectly, we're just not listening "

Really!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Toilets. Never mind the seat. The Lid should be down. Before flushing. And check after, that its clean. Not too much to ask.

That's your job x (goes into hiding)

Do you ever want another meet? "

forgive me Beryl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like the bitchy culture, and I don't like seeing anyone on their phone while eating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it weird I don't find anything annoying about the opposite sex. However I find moudly title grout in pictures annoying lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toilets. Never mind the seat. The Lid should be down. Before flushing. And check after, that its clean. Not too much to ask.

That's your job x (goes into hiding)

Do you ever want another meet?

forgive me Beryl x"

It wasn't me - I just threw your words back at you...

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Toilets. Never mind the seat. The Lid should be down. Before flushing. And check after, that its clean. Not too much to ask.

That's your job x (goes into hiding)

Do you ever want another meet?

forgive me Beryl x

It wasn't me - I just threw your words back at you..."

I know.....it was the threat of not seeing you and Shania in the traps again that worried me x

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

They are not funny!

posting for a friend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When men get I d*unk and wife in bed we have to creep around the house... when women get home d*unk they insist on waking up the whole house including the dog to tell them all about there night... with kebab hanging out there mouth stinking of garlic mayo and gin

Sounds like my type of woman at 3am I could be a twating Alien and I'd still say go brush your teeth... get in bed... and let me sleep "

Hahaha

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"Ladies.. why do you always whinge about us men not putting the toilet seat down when we’re done. Why don’t YOU put it UP when you’re finished!?!

And .. why do you say sternly “it’s FINE!!” when clearly it absolutely most definitely ISN’T even in the slightest bit fine!?

What else, Fabsters!

To balance things up it can be about either sex, and remember folks, it’s just a bit of fun, like! Keep it light and you know what, please don’t get *too* upset about what is only a bit of lighthearted misogyny / misandry on a Friday evening!

We sit down to wee.

We sit down to poop.

You guys are the only ones who put the seat up, so you put it back down "

Hold on you girls wanted equality so put it down yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are not funny!

posting for a friend... "

A fine story..

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"Why do they have to take everything apart to see how it works. And why can they never pop it back together properly? “Oh look, a wing nut, that’s obviously not needed”

Meanwhile, back at HQ, the wheel falls off said item missing the wing nut.

Gah "

At least we change a car tyre

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"I can understand why they put the lid up as their aim is so off. They just aren’t very good at hitting the spot, even the simplest thing of putting something in the laundry basket, with a huge hole in the top, ends up next to it or another room "

Put some hair around it and we will get it in first time

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"When men get I d*unk and wife in bed we have to creep around the house... when women get home d*unk they insist on waking up the whole house including the dog to tell them all about there night... with kebab hanging out there mouth stinking of garlic mayo and gin "

I can concur with that diagnosis

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"Knob cheese....

You have had a slash now a wipe clean wouldn't go amiss..."

Better than a cottage cheese fanny

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"Why can they not multi task

Multitasking is an excuse for not doing a job properly. "

well said

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By *ovingeachotherCouple
over a year ago

Devizes


"Knob cheese....

You have had a slash now a wipe clean wouldn't go amiss...

Better than a cottage cheese fanny "

I laughed way too hard at this!!!! Spat my drink out!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much time you spend washing and hoovering a car. Then lose all those cleaning skills the minute you walk through the house front door. Hoovers work indoors too.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"When will women learn to fill a dishwasher properly?"

Dont talk daft they are the dishwasher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knob cheese....

You have had a slash now a wipe clean wouldn't go amiss...

Better than a cottage cheese fanny "

At least it's paper not smeg ()

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"Toilets. Never mind the seat. The Lid should be down. Before flushing. And check after, that its clean. Not too much to ask."

Wait till we put cling film on it before you take a pee

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"Knob cheese....

You have had a slash now a wipe clean wouldn't go amiss...

Better than a cottage cheese fanny

At least it's paper not smeg ()"

Not dried up fanny juice is cottage cheese . But ffs dont tell joanne i said this as she out on the lash with the girls

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Knob cheese....

You have had a slash now a wipe clean wouldn't go amiss...

Better than a cottage cheese fanny

At least it's paper not smeg ()"

Peel off before licking x

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"How much time you spend washing and hoovering a car. Then lose all those cleaning skills the minute you walk through the house front door. Hoovers work indoors too. "

Because we admire your skills at doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knob cheese....

You have had a slash now a wipe clean wouldn't go amiss...

Better than a cottage cheese fanny

At least it's paper not smeg ()

Not dried up fanny juice is cottage cheese . But ffs dont tell joanne i said this as she out on the lash with the girls "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much time you spend washing and hoovering a car. Then lose all those cleaning skills the minute you walk through the house front door. Hoovers work indoors too.

Because we admire your skills at doing it"

I do like to leave alternating stripes in the carpet, just because

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies.. why do you always whinge about us men not putting the toilet seat down when we’re done. Why don’t YOU put it UP when you’re finished!?!

And .. why do you say sternly “it’s FINE!!” when clearly it absolutely most definitely ISN’T even in the slightest bit fine!?

What else, Fabsters!

To balance things up it can be about either sex, and remember folks, it’s just a bit of fun, like! Keep it light and you know what, please don’t get *too* upset about what is only a bit of lighthearted misogyny / misandry on a Friday evening!

We sit down to wee.

We sit down to poop.

You guys are the only ones who put the seat up, so you put it back down "

Totally this!

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"Knob cheese....

You have had a slash now a wipe clean wouldn't go amiss...

Better than a cottage cheese fanny

At least it's paper not smeg ()

Not dried up fanny juice is cottage cheese . But ffs dont tell joanne i said this as she out on the lash with the girls

"

not that i seen any up to now to be fair. You girls polish ya vag as well as we polish our cars

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"When will women learn to fill a dishwasher properly?

Dont talk daft they are the dishwasher "

Doh. How could I have forgot that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When men fall asleep in the chair and then when you wake them and say "you fell asleep you don't you go to bed" Why do they deny it and say "I wasn't asleep"

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Ladies.. why do you always whinge about us men not putting the toilet seat down when we’re done. Why don’t YOU put it UP when you’re finished!?!

And .. why do you say sternly “it’s FINE!!” when clearly it absolutely most definitely ISN’T even in the slightest bit fine!?

What else, Fabsters!

To balance things up it can be about either sex, and remember folks, it’s just a bit of fun, like! Keep it light and you know what, please don’t get *too* upset about what is only a bit of lighthearted misogyny / misandry on a Friday evening!

We sit down to wee.

We sit down to poop.

You guys are the only ones who put the seat up, so you put it back down

Totally this! "

We do that so it is less for you girlies to clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies.. why do you always whinge about us men not putting the toilet seat down when we’re done. Why don’t YOU put it UP when you’re finished!?!

And .. why do you say sternly “it’s FINE!!” when clearly it absolutely most definitely ISN’T even in the slightest bit fine!?

What else, Fabsters!

To balance things up it can be about either sex, and remember folks, it’s just a bit of fun, like! Keep it light and you know what, please don’t get *too* upset about what is only a bit of lighthearted misogyny / misandry on a Friday evening!

We sit down to wee.

We sit down to poop.

You guys are the only ones who put the seat up, so you put it back down

Totally this!

We do that so it is less for you girlies to clean. "

if you sprinkle don't be a twat and clean it up yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making eye contact has a million different rules in seven languages depending on what the time is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not understanding it’s different if a guy farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having multiple orgasms (sounds amazing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men's snoring. Why so loud?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

They don't all want to have sex with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If am in a queue in a shop,and the man behind me just has a newspaper and then starts to jingle hes money as if to indicate he wants to go before me.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"They don't all want to have sex with me "

Not everyone has taste x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being flaky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always been right

Forbid they might actually got it wrong

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

When they take off their sexy shoes at the end of a night and walk on the smelly streets barefoot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would anyone want to leave the toilet seat up and open when not in use?! *cries*

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Easy solution to this.. just treat yourself to a sit down wee everyone's a winner

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"When men fall asleep in the chair and then when you wake them and say "you fell asleep you don't you go to bed" Why do they deny it and say "I wasn't asleep" "

We were in sniper mode and pretending. Well thats what i tell joanne

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Why would anyone want to leave the toilet seat up and open when not in use?! *cries* "

Somebody who clearly wants the toilet gnomes to come in to their house at night and fuck shit up then disappearing back in just before sunrise.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Being indecisive when ordering food in restaurants

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"When men fall asleep in the chair and then when you wake them and say "you fell asleep you don't you go to bed" Why do they deny it and say "I wasn't asleep" "

If you woke them up in the correct way you wouldn't have this issue haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone want to leave the toilet seat up and open when not in use?! *cries*

Somebody who clearly wants the toilet gnomes to come in to their house at night and fuck shit up then disappearing back in just before sunrise.

"

I'm going to glue my toilet seat shut tonight. I don't want the gnomes to sneak into my anus tonight.

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By *he normal oneMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Do all women sit in the same room as you for 2 hours watching tv saying nothing then get up go to another room and try to start a conversation by shouting at me!!! If it was that important why not bring it up before the whole street needs to hear it.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Do all women sit in the same room as you for 2 hours watching tv saying nothing then get up go to another room and try to start a conversation by shouting at me!!! If it was that important why not bring it up before the whole street needs to hear it."

I do this

Although to be fair I’m usually in the kitchen asking if they want a drink/snacks/a blowjob

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Do all women sit in the same room as you for 2 hours watching tv saying nothing then get up go to another room and try to start a conversation by shouting at me!!! If it was that important why not bring it up before the whole street needs to hear it.

I do this

Although to be fair I’m usually in the kitchen asking if they want a drink/snacks/a blowjob "

Haha who's they

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Why always steal all the duvet covers why not just kick us out of bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of honesty in SOME … but this can obviously apply to either sex.

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By *nethingonlyMan
over a year ago

kettering

They tend to always be right!

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

The will power to withhold sex as a punishment

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