FabSwingers.com forum: What basic hygiene habits should men know about

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Happy weekends one and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash your legs in the shower. Wipe your willy after a wee!

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Lift the toilet seat and don’t shake so vigorously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face

Neck

Pits

Bits

Arse

In that order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbing dirt in a cut doesnt disinfect it apparently

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

If you've got a foreskin, roll that bad boy back (ever so gently) and give it a good clean. Cheese is only good on a board, not on your willy.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Have to wash the ball bag thoroughly, especially under the carriage.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"If you've got a foreskin, roll that bad boy back (ever so gently) and give it a good clean. Cheese is only good on a board, not on your willy."

I do that every night. Cheese free zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brush crumbs from beard unless u want a face full of pigeons

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Brush crumbs from beard unless u want a face full of pigeons "

This cannot be emphasised enough. Good call that man!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Washing their hands before they pick their nose and flick it.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Lady’s make sure when you wipe you’re flute there’s no left over bog roll

That's your fault for buying cheap toilet paper.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"If you've got a foreskin, roll that bad boy back (ever so gently) and give it a good clean. Cheese is only good on a board, not on your willy.

I do that every night. Cheese free zone

Good boy.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"If you've got a foreskin, roll that bad boy back (ever so gently) and give it a good clean. Cheese is only good on a board, not on your willy.

I do that every night. Cheese free zone

Good boy.

Surely it would just be more economic and logical to wipe it on the board

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"If you've got a foreskin, roll that bad boy back (ever so gently) and give it a good clean. Cheese is only good on a board, not on your willy.

I do that every night. Cheese free zone

Good boy.

Surely it would just be more economic and logical to wipe it on the board "

With a cracker? Aim is to never have cheese in the first place

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"If you've got a foreskin, roll that bad boy back (ever so gently) and give it a good clean. Cheese is only good on a board, not on your willy.

I do that every night. Cheese free zone

Good boy.

Surely it would just be more economic and logical to wipe it on the board

With a cracker? Aim is to never have cheese in the first place

But Meli wants cheese. Has to get on the board somehow!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Daily brushing of teeth is an imperative; halitosis, foul breath, is a common problem in all of Ireland; although some experts conject that the origin of this foulness lies further down within the body, and is linked to the increased consumption of certain foods.

But in the meantime teeth brushing, at least daily, and for at least two minutes would be welcomed!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"If you've got a foreskin, roll that bad boy back (ever so gently) and give it a good clean. Cheese is only good on a board, not on your willy.

I do that every night. Cheese free zone

Good boy.

Surely it would just be more economic and logical to wipe it on the board

With a cracker? Aim is to never have cheese in the first place

But Meli wants cheese. Has to get on the board somehow! "

Off to Tesco to get some cheddar and some crackers. Anybody want pickled onions with that?

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

- brush teeth twice a day

- wash hands after every bathroom visit (yes, that includes public toilets, fellas)

- keep finger and toe nails trimmed neat and short

- keep finger and toe nails clean

- if bearded then wash it and trim/shape it

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

If you pick your nose, people CAN see you.

And if you eat it, a Hobbit will straddle your mouth at night, reach into your throat and retrieve it.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

- if bearded then wash it and trim/shape it"

Just to adjust slightly, avoid cutting and trimming as much as possible as best you can while growing out for a specific length (other than to fix split ends). It is not unhygienic to leave untrimmed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go for a piss, at least try to aim in the vicinity of the toilet bowl. And if you use the urinal, you still have to wash your damn hands!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Get right inside them tabs while cleaning... the tata field needs harvesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you've got a foreskin, roll that bad boy back (ever so gently) and give it a good clean. Cheese is only good on a board, not on your willy."

What about pizza?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Lift the toilet seat"

And put it back down before flushing. Watch the YT video on how far toilet germs fly with the lid up

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Don't leave sharp pointy bits when you cut your nails, invest in a nail file. Nothing hurts like your bits being sliced by a jagged nail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t bleach the skiddies off the toilet bowl. Just piss on them next time

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Wipe after you pee. If someone is going to be visiting the vicinity it is polite to lay out an edible spread. Also note the no cheese advice above.

Clean, trim and file your nails. Run your nails over your penis, if it catches or feels sharp use a nail file to smooth it.

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By *aked2sumCouple
over a year ago

every where

A woman sucks ya cock then when you’ve touched it to have a wee she will say “ I hope you washed your hands “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't leave sharp pointy bits when you cut your nails, invest in a nail file. Nothing hurts like your bits being sliced by a jagged nail.

Not just a nail file, but a 4 sided one to remove the ridges, smooth them, and shine them as well. At least, I imagine they sell those...

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Brush crumbs from beard unless u want a face full of pigeons "

B B B B But they're my snacks for later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your boxers get a hole in throw them in the bin. Don’t keep wearing them until Christmas when someone buys you some new ones

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"When your boxers get a hole in throw them in the bin. Don’t keep wearing them until Christmas when someone buys you some new ones

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absolutely not... I don't like change

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By *aked2sumCouple
over a year ago

every where

"When your boxers get a hole in throw them in the bin. Don’t keep wearing them until Christmas when someone buys you some new ones

And don’t try and get 2 days wear out of them by turning them inside out

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Don’t bleach the skiddies off the toilet bowl. Just piss on them next time

Psst....doesn't work x

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"When your boxers get a hole in throw them in the bin. Don’t keep wearing them until Christmas when someone buys you some new ones

And don’t try and get 2 days wear out of them by turning them inside out

Noted

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"When your boxers get a hole in throw them in the bin. Don’t keep wearing them until Christmas when someone buys you some new ones

And don’t try and get 2 days wear out of them by turning them inside out

I get 2 days wear before I turn them

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"When your boxers get a hole in throw them in the bin. Don’t keep wearing them until Christmas when someone buys you some new ones

And don’t try and get 2 days wear out of them by turning them inside out

I get 2 days wear before I turn them

Resourceful. Are you Bear Grylls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wash your cobs.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Always wash your cobs."

Yep, you don't want them sweating x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t bleach the skiddies off the toilet bowl. Just piss on them next time

Psst....doesn't work x"

As a great man once said. Do it with a semi, get a bit of pressure on it

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Always have a clean up item to hand while wanking... cum in the belly button feels gross and spoils the treat you've just gave yourself

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Don’t bleach the skiddies off the toilet bowl. Just piss on them next time

Psst....doesn't work x

As a great man once said. Do it with a semi, get a bit of pressure on it

Ah, genius x

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Don't leave sharp pointy bits when you cut your nails, invest in a nail file. Nothing hurts like your bits being sliced by a jagged nail.

Not just a nail file, but a 4 sided one to remove the ridges, smooth them, and shine them as well. At least, I imagine they sell those...

Knew there was a reason I liked you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't leave sharp pointy bits when you cut your nails, invest in a nail file. Nothing hurts like your bits being sliced by a jagged nail.

Not just a nail file, but a 4 sided one to remove the ridges, smooth them, and shine them as well. At least, I imagine they sell those...

Knew there was a reason I liked you

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