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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Can you please fill this thread until its closed with anything you like. A little known fact, a place you love to visit, your favourite film, where you are off on holidays, how much you spent on your last pair of shoes, even that your favourite cake is. You get the idea? It's your thread but let's keep it friendly and decent please but let's fill it up as quickly as possible

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

No! I shan't!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"No! I shan't! "

He did say please you bugger.

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"No! I shan't! "

Why not

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"No! I shan't!

He did say please you bugger. "

Thank you, I am always polite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiddles is my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN?

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Not going to help with it and you can’t make me.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"No! I shan't!

Why not "

It's christmas

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"No! I shan't!

Why not

It's christmas"

I know, I have just been nibbling on another chocolate reindeer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN? "

Who said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN?

Who said that "

Wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOUD NOISES!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a banana could be any other fruit what kinda car would it be?

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN?

Who said that "

The Adonis with the missing A

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"If a banana could be any other fruit what kinda car would it be?"

A beetle

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fiddles is my friend "

Cheeky is my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a banana could be any other fruit what kinda car would it be?

A beetle "

Quite possibly, I’d ask but I’ve been ousted from the banana community

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

TITS…usually gets peoples attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TITS…usually gets peoples attention "

Reporting for booby

Duty…

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"TITS…usually gets peoples attention "

Thanks for the help, always to the rescue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JAFFA CAKES ARE AMAZING!!!

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"JAFFA CAKES ARE AMAZING!!!"

Are you an influencer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like turtles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JAFFA CAKES ARE AMAZING!!!

Are you an influencer "

Just a Jaffa cake enthusiast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like turtles."

I prefer Michalangelo out of the four

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"JAFFA CAKES ARE AMAZING!!!

Are you an influencer

Just a Jaffa cake enthusiast."

I like the orangy bit in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate squirty cream is my new addiction.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Just another girl is my new addiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flibberdy-jibber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is moving slower than I thought. The next 20 people to comment I will send what we believe our best friends only pic is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supercalufragilisticexspealidosis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Fill what up?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Done

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

In

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

The word gullible doesn’t appear in the dictionary.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Wibble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite the nips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinks "

Yes,please

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Alright, alright, don’t get uncool and heavy. “Crop rotation in the 14th century…”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are the boobies on this thread???

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By *rixieMeWoman
over a year ago

Farfarfar away

Top Banana!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does penis size really matter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are the boobies on this thread???"

I've got one - will that suffice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's have a snog..

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Is this the forum version of a hardcore wanted sign?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.

It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.

That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).

Yes this is the last thing I googled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.

It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.

That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).

Yes this is the last thing I googled "

Struggles to keep it up ^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.

It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.

That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).

Yes this is the last thing I googled "

Same must apply to clits too then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.

It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.

That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).

Yes this is the last thing I googled

Same must apply to clits too then "
think am going to make yours swell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananas in pyjamas

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere


"To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.

It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.

That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).

Yes this is the last thing I googled

Struggles to keep it up ^^^ "

Well you haven’t put any new pictures up for a while

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

This will follow a massive blood donations appeal on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.

It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.

That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).

Yes this is the last thing I googled

Same must apply to clits too then think am going to make yours swell "

You already do

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.

It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.

That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).

Yes this is the last thing I googled

Struggles to keep it up ^^^

Well you haven’t put any new pictures up for a while "

Either tonight or tomorrow depending on things out of our control. We’ve been busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning everyone or should I say good after noon just rolled out off bed and about to have breakfast/dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.

It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.

That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).

Yes this is the last thing I googled

Same must apply to clits too then think am going to make yours swell

You already do "

Can't wait to see it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to pee, but im lazy and dont want to get up. Somebody go for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is an everyday thing once we are on the other side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantasy and Reality mixed are fecking awesome

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere


"To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.

It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.

That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).

Yes this is the last thing I googled

Struggles to keep it up ^^^

Well you haven’t put any new pictures up for a while

Either tonight or tomorrow depending on things out of our control. We’ve been busy "

I can feel the blood flow improving already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.

It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.

That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).

Yes this is the last thing I googled

Same must apply to clits too then think am going to make yours swell

You already do

Can't wait to see it xx"

You have,in my friends pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”"

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Power

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

It’s pretty clear where the first part of the word “nightmare” comes from. But what about the “mare” part? While the equestrians among you will wonder if it has anything to do with horses, this is misleading. A “mare” actually refers to a female goblin that sits on you, suffocates you while you sleep, entangles her hair around you in a “marelock”, and tries to induce bad thoughts

On a related note, I confess I am turned on by the thought of a female goblin sitting on my face (apply within)

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

NI!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NI!!"

Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringnmmm

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

2hrs and counting

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"NI!!

Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringnmmm"

Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

race

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" race"

going to win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" race

going to win "

Oh no not that again!! Where is my ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner. "

A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.

A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?"

It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.

A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?

It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience. "

Yeah, as I suspected!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Clitorises range from 7-12 cm in length and swell by 50 to 300% when engorged when aroused. It's not “a zero to 100 situation”, but as you draw closer to orgasm, it increases in size. When at rest, the “arms”, or corpora cavernosa, of the clitoris' body extend straight out towards your thighs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.

A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?

It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience.

Yeah, as I suspected! "

It’s an experience to rival the old school Red Letter Days.

Virgin ballon rides….pah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs can’t look up. Ed told me.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.

A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?

It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience.

Yeah, as I suspected!

It’s an experience to rival the old school Red Letter Days.

Virgin ballon rides….pah! "

Do you exit through the gift shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s pretty clear where the first part of the word “nightmare” comes from. But what about the “mare” part? While the equestrians among you will wonder if it has anything to do with horses, this is misleading. A “mare” actually refers to a female goblin that sits on you, suffocates you while you sleep, entangles her hair around you in a “marelock”, and tries to induce bad thoughts

On a related note, I confess I am turned on by the thought of a female goblin sitting on my face (apply within) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.

A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?

It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience.

Yeah, as I suspected!

It’s an experience to rival the old school Red Letter Days.

Virgin ballon rides….pah! "

The Red Letter Days used to get the blood pumping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dogs can’t look up. Ed told me. "

My sister's Chow Chow's head does a 360

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By *arko BMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Can you please fill this thread until its closed with anything you like. A little known fact, a place you love to visit, your favourite film, where you are off on holidays, how much you spent on your last pair of shoes, even that your favourite cake is. You get the idea? It's your thread but let's keep it friendly and decent please but let's fill it up as quickly as possible "

Ladies add me x

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Diphallia is a genetic condition present at birth in which a person has two penises. This rare condition was first written about in a report by the Swiss doctor Johannes Jacob Wecker when he encountered a cadaver exhibiting the condition in 1609.

Diphallia only affects about 1 out of every 5–6 million baby boys. In fact, only about 100 cases have been recorded over the past 400+ years since it was first medically recognized.

On a side note, you can tell which men on fab are “blessed” by this condition when they start a thread entitled “rate my nobs”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.

A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?

It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience.

Yeah, as I suspected!

It’s an experience to rival the old school Red Letter Days.

Virgin ballon rides….pah!

Do you exit through the gift shop?"

Oh yes. T-shirts, key rings, bumper stickers. The whole shebang. “ I’ve done the Keyser “. You’ll be the envy of many single number of people.

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I thought this thread was gonna be about your car's fuel tank!!

Ok here's one:

Pigeons are one of the few birds that can take off vertically!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.

A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?

It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience.

Yeah, as I suspected!

It’s an experience to rival the old school Red Letter Days.

Virgin ballon rides….pah!

The Red Letter Days used to get the blood pumping! "

Used to, now there’s a new player in town.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"JAFFA CAKES ARE AMAZING!!!"

How do you eat yours?

I nibble the chocolate off the top, bite the sponge off the bottom, then suck the orange jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JAFFA CAKES ARE AMAZING!!!

How do you eat yours?

I nibble the chocolate off the top, bite the sponge off the bottom, then suck the orange jelly

"

2 at a time, smash em in one go.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Accessory breasts, also known as polymastia, supernumerary breasts, or mammae erraticae, is the condition of having an additional breast.

Men are more likely to have this condition….

Imagine having 3 breasts and 2 penises, you could almost class yourself as a couple.

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"Dogs can’t look up. Ed told me. "

Ok, dogs can look up though

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.

A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?

It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience.

Yeah, as I suspected!

It’s an experience to rival the old school Red Letter Days.

Virgin ballon rides….pah!

Do you exit through the gift shop?

Oh yes. T-shirts, key rings, bumper stickers. The whole shebang. “ I’ve done the Keyser “. You’ll be the envy of many single number of people. "

I want a fridge magnet and a bookmark please

Can I pay in bum pictures?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.

A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?

It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience.

Yeah, as I suspected!

It’s an experience to rival the old school Red Letter Days.

Virgin ballon rides….pah!

Do you exit through the gift shop?

Oh yes. T-shirts, key rings, bumper stickers. The whole shebang. “ I’ve done the Keyser “. You’ll be the envy of many single number of people.

I want a fridge magnet and a bookmark please

Can I pay in bum pictures? "

All currency except the Ruble is acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.

A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?

It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience.

Yeah, as I suspected!

It’s an experience to rival the old school Red Letter Days.

Virgin ballon rides….pah!

The Red Letter Days used to get the blood pumping!

Used to, now there’s a new player in town. "

And which free gifts come with the KS boyfriend experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I may have takeaway tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a Mexican meal tonight, spicy chicken enchiladas. Ariba!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I may have takeaway tonight"

Do you feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight?

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"I'm having a Mexican meal tonight, spicy chicken enchiladas. Ariba! "

Oooh, that sounds goooooooood!!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Life is like a box of chocolates.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

The Carpenters sang "Solitaire's the Only Game in Town", when clearly it's not. Not only that, the pair of 'em never made anything out of wood either. So many lies....I've only just begun actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOOM BOOM BOOM LET ME HEAR YA SAY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WAY OOOOOH

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Life is like a box of chocolates. "

You have to hide it from the kids or they steal it all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese board for desert?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis."

I replied, "That's 15 love."

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Watching thunderbirds are go the movie 1966 .so brilliant x

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

down trousers......

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there’s no limit!

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By *aulupforitMan
over a year ago

Corbridge

Happy birthday happy birthday

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

A middle aged bachelor has an obsession with tractors.

His entire house is decorated with them. He has tractor wallpaper, tractor memorabilia, many many model tractors, pictures of tractors, tractor bed sheets, even his car looks like a tractor (not a real tractor due to legal reasons).

As it is, his obsession with tractors had left him awkward, socially inept, and sadly lonely.

One day, as he went to the store to get his weeks groceries he noticed that the cashier was very cute and she kept throwing him glances. But being the socially awkward person that he was, he didn't do anything about it and nervously had his items scanned and bagged, though he did get her name (by reading her name tag).

Well, the next week he again went to the grocery store and saw the same cute cashier. This time he had a bit of a conversation with her (a true success) and walked out smiling. This went on for a few weeks and he eventually (and very nervously) asked her out and she said yes!

They go on a number of dates and eventually they get engaged. They have a wonderful marriage ceremony and eventually hop in a car for their honeymoon.

Now along the way they come up behind this semi-truck carrying not one, not two, but three tractors! The man is super excited and gets way to close to the large semi. All the sudden the semi-truck goes over a large bump and tractors come loose! The man swerves hard and dodges the first one! Then he dodges the second one! But they slam into the third tractor!

As he wakes up he looks over to his newly wedded wife covered in blood while she opens her eyes and looks at him. She says in a feeble voice "don't blame the tractors" and dies.

The man, overcome with his grief goes into a deep depression and doesn't come out of his home for a few weeks. Eventually he comes to and tears out every tractor related thing his house and burns it in a large fire. He realizes that he should probably start living again as that was what his wife would have wanted.

So he gets his life back in order though never again even thinking about tractors. But he does have to go to the grocery store, and while he was there he noticed that the cashier looked pretty cute. After a few weeks he asks her out on a date and she says yes!

So for their first date he decides to take her to a fancy jazz bar. They get to the place and it is super smoky as it isn't a smoking free bar. After a couple of minutes of good conversation she starts coughing profusely and can barely stop. So the man gets up, takes an incredibly huge breathe and sucks up all the smoke, walks up to a window, opens it up, and blows out all the smoke.

In awe, his date asks how he did it.

He responds "Well, you see, I'm an ex-tractor fan"

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Robin's nest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He drinks a whiskey drink

He drinks a vodka drink

He drinks a lager drink

He drinks a cider drink

He sings some songs that remind himself of the good times

Then he passes out from drinking to much, the pisshead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On this day 13 years ago Heath Ledger was posthumously awarded the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for hi portrayal of the Joker in The Dark Knight.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig Sus scrofa domesticus. On average, its orgasm lasts 30 minutes, but it can last for as long as 90 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orgasms mimic epilepsy in its concurrent activation of multiple regions of the brain, particularly “hedonic hotspots”

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Run forest run

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Corrajelo,Spain, Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

Anyone for a glass of wine? Mines going down very well.

Ruby

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By *miableRogueMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I love anagrams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone for a glass of wine? Mines going down very well.

Ruby"

I’ve got a bottle of Malbec for when the kids finally go to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me.

That’s all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me.

That’s all "

200 mile round trip is a bit too much effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Fuck me.

That’s all

200 mile round trip is a bit too much effort."

What about 100 mile round trip each.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasn’t filled very quickly has it?

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Anyone for a glass of wine? Mines going down very well.

Ruby

I’ve got a bottle of Malbec for when the kids finally go to sleep "

Get it cracked open and enjoy

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Lol, no not as quickly as ime would think. Probably as cake is not mentioned

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over a year ago


"Lol, no not as quickly as ime would think. Probably as cake is not mentioned "

There you go, rookie mistake. It’s all about the cake.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere


"A middle aged bachelor has an obsession with tractors.

His entire house is decorated with them. He has tractor wallpaper, tractor memorabilia, many many model tractors, pictures of tractors, tractor bed sheets, even his car looks like a tractor (not a real tractor due to legal reasons).

As it is, his obsession with tractors had left him awkward, socially inept, and sadly lonely.

One day, as he went to the store to get his weeks groceries he noticed that the cashier was very cute and she kept throwing him glances. But being the socially awkward person that he was, he didn't do anything about it and nervously had his items scanned and bagged, though he did get her name (by reading her name tag).

Well, the next week he again went to the grocery store and saw the same cute cashier. This time he had a bit of a conversation with her (a true success) and walked out smiling. This went on for a few weeks and he eventually (and very nervously) asked her out and she said yes!

They go on a number of dates and eventually they get engaged. They have a wonderful marriage ceremony and eventually hop in a car for their honeymoon.

Now along the way they come up behind this semi-truck carrying not one, not two, but three tractors! The man is super excited and gets way to close to the large semi. All the sudden the semi-truck goes over a large bump and tractors come loose! The man swerves hard and dodges the first one! Then he dodges the second one! But they slam into the third tractor!

As he wakes up he looks over to his newly wedded wife covered in blood while she opens her eyes and looks at him. She says in a feeble voice "don't blame the tractors" and dies.

The man, overcome with his grief goes into a deep depression and doesn't come out of his home for a few weeks. Eventually he comes to and tears out every tractor related thing his house and burns it in a large fire. He realizes that he should probably start living again as that was what his wife would have wanted.

So he gets his life back in order though never again even thinking about tractors. But he does have to go to the grocery store, and while he was there he noticed that the cashier looked pretty cute. After a few weeks he asks her out on a date and she says yes!

So for their first date he decides to take her to a fancy jazz bar. They get to the place and it is super smoky as it isn't a smoking free bar. After a couple of minutes of good conversation she starts coughing profusely and can barely stop. So the man gets up, takes an incredibly huge breathe and sucks up all the smoke, walks up to a window, opens it up, and blows out all the smoke.

In awe, his date asks how he did it.

He responds "Well, you see, I'm an ex-tractor fan""

Does quotient this wall of text fill the thread up quicker?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Is it full yet.

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Lol, no not as quickly as ime would think. Probably as cake is not mentioned

There you go, rookie mistake. It’s all about the cake."

I have a lot to learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me.

That’s all

200 mile round trip is a bit too much effort.

What about 100 mile round trip each. "

I am a sucker for a good compromise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" race

going to win

Oh no not that again!! Where is my ?"

Ha ha ok will stay out off this race

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Is it full yet. "

No, go on do you bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" race

going to win

Oh no not that again!! Where is my ?

Ha ha ok will stay out off this race "

So who are you entering?

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over a year ago


"Fuck me.

That’s all

200 mile round trip is a bit too much effort.

What about 100 mile round trip each.

I am a sucker for a good compromise "

You know it makes sense.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Dogs can’t look up. Ed told me. "

You've got red on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dogs can’t look up. Ed told me.

You've got red on you. "

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a slow burn for a fill it fast !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iOS is KING!! Android in a joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TITS…usually gets peoples attention "

I’ve often wondered, were there 35 before you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a slow burn for a fill it fast ! "

I've tried to start a giraffe race I've done my best.

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Obviously not many people want a quickie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that Q is the only letter which doesn't appear in an American State name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" race

going to win

Oh no not that again!! Where is my ?

Ha ha ok will stay out off this race

So who are you entering?"

I am going to enter my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um...True Romance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowhere yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£80

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All. Of. Them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up the bum no babies

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

That's greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Greed is good”

Gordon Gekko

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I'll just a little comment

" comment "

Lizzy, always happy to help

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Filled! Excellent job everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starting to think I should have gone out tonight after all

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

No stay, we are nearly there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to unload.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area


"Filled! Excellent job everyone "

You fibbed !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No stay, we are nearly there "

Come on baby, you can do it...

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

95% of all asphalt is recycled

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere


"Filled! Excellent job everyone

You fibbed ! "

You looked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My round?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you get q goat to float?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passing Fancies wins my ‘Wowcher’

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

But the thread isn’t over!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

But the thread isn’t over! Now we it’s too full, can we empty it?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

One huuuuuuuuuuuuundred aaaaaaaand eighty!

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