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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many of you have been singing along to songs over the years and suddenly realise you were belting out the wrong words /lyrics??!

My favourite yet embarrassing one has to be... The bouncer, by kicks like a mule

Was saying "your names not Dan, you're not coming in"!!

Of course it was "down"

Poor Dan, I thought the poor lad was going to get a complex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We found love in a hoooomeless place

Rhianna

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We found love in a hoooomeless place

Rhianna"

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I though the police sang “I’m a pool hall ace” on every breath you take. And that’s the honest truth. It was only a few years ago I realised it wasn’t and couldn’t have been as it would make no sense at all

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

My daughter was convinced that Rihanna wanted to be loved like a hot pie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

REM's Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight is like an advert for the Jamaican tourist board, but he's not singing "come to Jamaica", bafflingly it's "call me when you try to wake her up". Mental!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take or leave us

Baby please believe us

We ain't never gonna be

Inspector Morse

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"We found love in a hoooomeless place

Rhianna"

Is that a joke from Trollied?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"We found love in a hoooomeless place

Rhianna"

Wait.. what is it if it isn’t that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We found love in a hoooomeless place

Rhianna

Wait.. what is it if it isn’t that?

"

We found love in a Bob Holness face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue( da ba dee )- Eiffel 65

I'll die in Aberdeen I will die in Aberdeen, I will die in Aberdeen I will die

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My daughter was convinced that Rihanna wanted to be loved like a hot pie!! "

Aww bless, that's made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"REM's Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight is like an advert for the Jamaican tourist board, but he's not singing "come to Jamaica", bafflingly it's "call me when you try to wake her up". Mental!!"

I just had to search that OMG! I actually tried it in a Jamaican accent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take or leave us

Baby please believe us

We ain't never gonna be

Inspector Morse"

Mel & Kim!!! I had that dance routine nailed in my younger days lol

Can't get Inspector Morse out of my head now

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Sue Lawley”. Correct lyric: “So lonely” from The Police’s ‘So Lonely’.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet dreams are made of cheese."

Seriously!!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen.

Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tangerine.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Sometimes I feel like throwing my pants up in the air!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For years my old housemate from Uni was convinced Freddie Mercury and the rest of Queen were singing...

"Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard"

...and that Jimi Hendrix requested...

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Club tropicana trees are greeeeeeen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Club tropicana trees are greeeeeeen"

Fun and sunshine - there's a guff for every bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on back Jesus by Willie Nelson

I always hear come on black Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby you're the one, you still turn me on, you can lick my hole again.

Sorry, you can never un-hear it now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Club tropicana trees are greeeeeeen"

I cannot unhear this in my head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got this feelin'

Inside my soul

It goes electric gravy when I turn it on!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Don’t stop me now.

That’s why they call me Mr Valentine

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"Sweet dreams are made of cheese."

Who am I to diss a brie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"It’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll"

Is that LadBaby's next single?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll

Is that LadBaby's next single?

"

What’s a ladbaby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the way to harmadildo

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"It’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll

Is that LadBaby's next single?

What’s a ladbaby?

"

The guy that's had the last few Christmas number 1 singles. Sings songs about sausage rolls. He did Joan Jett's "I Love Rock'n'roll" as "I Love Sausage Rolls"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll

Is that LadBaby's next single?

What’s a ladbaby?

The guy that's had the last few Christmas number 1 singles. Sings songs about sausage rolls. He did Joan Jett's "I Love Rock'n'roll" as "I Love Sausage Rolls"

"

Oh sounds like a real original musician

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By *oss11Man
over a year ago

eastleigh

Stranglers golden brown, texture like sun, lays me down, with my mancheeruns. Thought they were well travelled and supercool using a Mexican word

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By *oss11Man
over a year ago

eastleigh

"Is this the way to harmadildo "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t stop me now.

That’s why they call me Mr Valentine

"

Oh Nora

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Poppadom Peach.....from Madonna’s ‘Papa don’t preach’.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Ohh, dyslexics on fire”. Kings of Leon

Here we are now, in containers”. Nirvana

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By *ananabrumMan
over a year ago

castle bromwich

Just like the one winged dove

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Let’s pee in the corner, let’s pee in the spotlight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just like the one winged dove"

Now you have ruined my favourite song!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Into the Valley- The Skids for years I sung

Into the Valley peas and bamboo pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh, dyslexics on fire”. Kings of Leon

Here we are now, in containers”. Nirvana"

Are you making these up!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

[Removed by poster at 25/02/22 16:09:37]

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

https://youtu.be/7my5baoCVv8 Peter Kaye with many miss heard songs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We found love in a hoooomeless place

Rhianna

Is that a joke from Trollied?"

Yes!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

We’re caught in a trout.....Elvis

I’m Terry Wogan.....Chaka Khan

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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Just let me staple the vicar

Just let me state for the record

Peter Kay’s misheard song lyrics

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By *iving Bi a TryMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

10CC "I'm not in love."

An old GF heard "Big boys don't cry" (It's the whispered female voice) as "Be poised and quiet."

Gbat

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Sister Sledge - We Are Family

"We're giving love in a femidom"

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By *lutForYou69Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

"We found love in a hoooomeless place

Rhianna

Is that a joke from Trollied?"

That is so weird! I’ve just been watching Trollied all evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought it was ‘All the boys think she’s a spaz, she’s got … Bette Davis eyes.’

Hate that word, have never used it and never would. But teenage Dieu was convinced that’s what was being sung

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"I always thought it was ‘All the boys think she’s a spaz, she’s got … Bette Davis eyes.’

Hate that word, have never used it and never would. But teenage Dieu was convinced that’s what was being sung

"

Kate Bush, Wuthering Heights -

"You had a temper like my jealous eel, too hot, too greasy"

Go on, listen to it, that's what she songs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be jellied eel

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Should be jellied eel

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Suppide she is from The Sarfff. . .

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By *uiet confidenceMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Pizza, pudding, chips and pie.

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By *fternoondelightsCouple
over a year ago

Rainham

Hue Lewis and the news power of love always sound like Termin of endowment, pick like cream stronger and harder than a bad girl dream.

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