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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think this has to be one of the best build up or tease desires where you can make a no squirter explode with utter pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think this has to be one of the best build up or tease desires where you can make a no squirter explode with utter pleasure "

What pleasure is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crunch crunch in before it happens got cake

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"It's piss"

"No it isn't"

"Yes it is"

/close thread

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I'm taking orders. Sweet or salted popcorn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww bless, has porn hub been convincing you that all women can do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm taking orders. Sweet or salted popcorn? "

Both please

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I'm taking orders. Sweet or salted popcorn?

Both please "

Mixed or a separate bucket of each?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"I'm taking orders. Sweet or salted popcorn?

Both please

Mixed or a separate bucket of each?"

If it’s mixed, could I have some too please?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I'm taking orders. Sweet or salted popcorn?

Both please

Mixed or a separate bucket of each?

If it’s mixed, could I have some too please? "

I'm on it. Small, medium or large?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm taking orders. Sweet or salted popcorn?

Both please

Mixed or a separate bucket of each?

If it’s mixed, could I have some too please?

I'm on it. Small, medium or large?"

Large mixed please

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I like to go on the internet and blow my own trumpet to strangers.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I'm taking orders. Sweet or salted popcorn?

Both please

Mixed or a separate bucket of each?

If it’s mixed, could I have some too please?

I'm on it. Small, medium or large?

Large mixed please

Thank you "

Coming right up.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Who wants a twix?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Free reflexology anyone to go with the popcorn?

K

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Free reflexology anyone to go with the popcorn?

K"

Can I book a slot as I have popcorn to shovel out first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants a twix?"

Is it the left or right one I can have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carlos opens his ??? umbrella.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area


"Who wants a twix?

Is it the left or right one I can have? "

Can I have the other one please

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Who wants a twix?

Is it the left or right one I can have?

Can I have the other one please "

Do you do half and half?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'm taking orders. Sweet or salted popcorn? "

Caramel for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brownies anyone ? Carrot cupcakes?

Thank you for my popcorn ! (Grrrrrr)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really don’t get what all the fuss is about….a guy from here made me squirt for the first time a few months ago … didn’t feel anywhere near as good as I’d expected

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I'm taking orders. Sweet or salted popcorn?

Caramel for me please "

I only have the prepacked bags, would that be okay?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'm taking orders. Sweet or salted popcorn?

Caramel for me please

I only have the prepacked bags, would that be okay?"

Absolutely fine

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Brownies anyone ? Carrot cupcakes?

Thank you for my popcorn ! (Grrrrrr)"

I hope one of those little kernals didn't chip a tooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs S made me squirt earlier. Does that count?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Pass me a brownie…

Why oh why does this seem to be such an obsession these days…sometimes I’ll squirt sometimes I don’t, truth is I’ve made myself squirt more often than a man or woman has! I know my own body better than anyone and anyone who’s sole goal is to batter away at my cervix in the hope a tsunami erupts between my legs will be sorely disappointed. Pleasure comes in many forms and the build up to sex for me is about attentive, sensual, passionate foreplay - if I’m relaxed and aroused it’s possible I’ll squirt but it’s not the be all and end all for me x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Pass me a brownie…

Why oh why does this seem to be such an obsession these days…sometimes I’ll squirt sometimes I don’t, truth is I’ve made myself squirt more often than a man or woman has! I know my own body better than anyone and anyone who’s sole goal is to batter away at my cervix in the hope a tsunami erupts between my legs will be sorely disappointed. Pleasure comes in many forms and the build up to sex for me is about attentive, sensual, passionate foreplay - if I’m relaxed and aroused it’s possible I’ll squirt but it’s not the be all and end all for me x"

This.

But no brownie for me thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass me a brownie…

Why oh why does this seem to be such an obsession these days…sometimes I’ll squirt sometimes I don’t, truth is I’ve made myself squirt more often than a man or woman has! I know my own body better than anyone and anyone who’s sole goal is to batter away at my cervix in the hope a tsunami erupts between my legs will be sorely disappointed. Pleasure comes in many forms and the build up to sex for me is about attentive, sensual, passionate foreplay - if I’m relaxed and aroused it’s possible I’ll squirt but it’s not the be all and end all for me x"

Brownie on its way!hope you enjoy

I did make some brownie wrapped caramel eggs! I can confirm they are delicious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass me a brownie…

Why oh why does this seem to be such an obsession these days…sometimes I’ll squirt sometimes I don’t, truth is I’ve made myself squirt more often than a man or woman has! I know my own body better than anyone and anyone who’s sole goal is to batter away at my cervix in the hope a tsunami erupts between my legs will be sorely disappointed. Pleasure comes in many forms and the build up to sex for me is about attentive, sensual, passionate foreplay - if I’m relaxed and aroused it’s possible I’ll squirt but it’s not the be all and end all for me x

This.

But no brownie for me thanks "

Carrot cupcake?

Or cos it’s you I’ll let you delve into my secret chocolate box!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Pass me a brownie…

Why oh why does this seem to be such an obsession these days…sometimes I’ll squirt sometimes I don’t, truth is I’ve made myself squirt more often than a man or woman has! I know my own body better than anyone and anyone who’s sole goal is to batter away at my cervix in the hope a tsunami erupts between my legs will be sorely disappointed. Pleasure comes in many forms and the build up to sex for me is about attentive, sensual, passionate foreplay - if I’m relaxed and aroused it’s possible I’ll squirt but it’s not the be all and end all for me x

Brownie on its way!hope you enjoy

I did make some brownie wrapped caramel eggs! I can confirm they are delicious!

"

Oh yum! Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Pass me a brownie…

Why oh why does this seem to be such an obsession these days…sometimes I’ll squirt sometimes I don’t, truth is I’ve made myself squirt more often than a man or woman has! I know my own body better than anyone and anyone who’s sole goal is to batter away at my cervix in the hope a tsunami erupts between my legs will be sorely disappointed. Pleasure comes in many forms and the build up to sex for me is about attentive, sensual, passionate foreplay - if I’m relaxed and aroused it’s possible I’ll squirt but it’s not the be all and end all for me x

This.

But no brownie for me thanks

Carrot cupcake?

Or cos it’s you I’ll let you delve into my secret chocolate box! "

Oh Mary.... you're too good to me

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"Free reflexology anyone to go with the popcorn?

K"

Oooooh cheeeeeeeeese popcorn!

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"Who wants a twix?

Is it the left or right one I can have?

Can I have the other one please "

Sure

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Just a serious question. Can a man make a ladies squirt/pee in about 10 seconds?

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Can I be a pain and enquire if there is any nachos and cheese going at all?

Less picky with reflexology…. Where do you want me?

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol


""It's piss"

"No it isn't"

"Yes it is"

/close thread"

I almost squirted myself reading that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass me a brownie…

Why oh why does this seem to be such an obsession these days…sometimes I’ll squirt sometimes I don’t, truth is I’ve made myself squirt more often than a man or woman has! I know my own body better than anyone and anyone who’s sole goal is to batter away at my cervix in the hope a tsunami erupts between my legs will be sorely disappointed. Pleasure comes in many forms and the build up to sex for me is about attentive, sensual, passionate foreplay - if I’m relaxed and aroused it’s possible I’ll squirt but it’s not the be all and end all for me x

This.

But no brownie for me thanks

Carrot cupcake?

Or cos it’s you I’ll let you delve into my secret chocolate box!

Oh Mary.... you're too good to me "

Anything for you NSP

I’ll even let you take the Maltesers home!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Just a serious question. Can a man make a ladies squirt/pee in about 10 seconds?"

Highly doubtful x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs S made me squirt earlier. Does that count? "

Dodgy cooking?

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon


"Just a serious question. Can a man make a ladies squirt/pee in about 10 seconds?"

Yes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think this has to be one of the best build up or tease desires where you can make a no squirter explode with utter pleasure "

Do you mean making a non squirter have an orgasm?

Or forcing a woman to squirt when she doesn't want to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a serious question. Can a man make a ladies squirt/pee in about 10 seconds?"

I mean, if you’re desperate for a pee then I’d probably say even less.

Just push on your bladder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think this has to be one of the best build up or tease desires where you can make a no squirter explode with utter pleasure "

Ok… this bugs my happiness.

Not aimed at you OP, but there are so many guys out there that aim to make women squirt rather than aiming to make them cum/orgasm.

Some women don’t squirt.

Some women squirt inconsistently (I’m in this camp)

Some women squirt when they cum

Some women squirt, but not at the same time as they cum.

And some women squirt all the time.

It’s not a flex to make a woman squirt. It’s a flex to make her orgasm.

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