FabSwingers.com forum: How many dick pics are reasonable…

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

New to the site and it seems difficult to get traction! How many dick pics should one have on their profile?! And are these more likely to attract guys or girls?? Cos this place seems to be quite cock heavy already (or at least that’s my experience…)

All advice welcomed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One is enough I think. As long as you have plenty of face pics xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 does the job.

Bonus points for tape measure markings……..apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One is enough.

The most successful guys on here (in my experience) are creative with their photos. It shows personality.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 does the job.

Bonus points for tape measure markings……..apparently

Ha! I’ll keep this in mind, and watch out for that springed return of the tape!!!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I’m of the opinion that they attract more men than women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't always think they are necessary..there's only so many angles you can take take a pic of a dick ..just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean, dick pictures aren’t “necessary” at all.

But it’s your profile, go nuts…. And dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One from every angle, I need a virtual tour of your penis.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I have 16,and every single one of them is as ugly as the next one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One from every angle, I need a virtual tour of your penis."

Why do virtual, come and do a real tour of it.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

23.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One at most but none at all also works for us.

If people want to see your dick in greater detail and from multiple angles let them do it in a hotel room.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One from every angle, I need a virtual tour of your penis."

I’ll see what I can arrange…maybe even 4d with a cum shot landing on your tits!

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Unless you have something potentially world beating then it's just a dick, the majority of people on here have one and it won't make you stand out amongst the sea of other dicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 73 friend only pictures all of my dick.

My dick in the gym.

My dick eating spaghetti bolognaise.

My dick sleeping.

My dick in Ukraine.

My dick watching bargain hunt.

Just dick.

That’s really all a profile needs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You definitely need one from every angle, then there’s the comparing to household/random objects like the remote, housephone (if you still have one), empty toilet roll, lighter, deodorant tin etc. God that’s a good few pics you’ll need lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a windmill video, then we've seen it from every angle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1-3 is enough, if theyre just an erect penis shot from different angles then youre not doing yourself many favours in my opinion. Its more acceptable if it was a body shot with penis in shot too, like a shower pic, unzipped jeans and unbuttoned shirt, and naked on the bed etc.

Having more than 3 then you need to get creative and make them fun so theyre not just a dick pic (and i dont mean using some object as a measuring device cos thats just old and overdone)

It helps to do a little reconnaissance though, check out guys whove had a few meets with ither women, see how theyve done things for a little inspiration. Once youve worked out your style then the rest is down to your personality and how you come across as a person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This site is one massive sausage party

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

Don’t listen to anyone here. The more the merrier. At least one pic per each cm of the length plus one for each cm of girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 73 friend only pictures all of my dick.

My dick in the gym.

My dick eating spaghetti bolognaise.

My dick sleeping.

My dick in Ukraine.

My dick watching bargain hunt.

Just dick.

That’s really all a profile needs."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep mine for friends only just out of personal choice really.

If someone asked then fair enough I’ve no problems but face pics for me on public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only dick pic needed is the one next to the sky remote.... that will have more women in your inbox than you could ever imagine

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By *urvybeckiWoman
over a year ago

Enfield

Love seeing pics of big dicks, under 7" will pass on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love seeing pics of big dicks, under 7" will pass on"

Technically every dick is under 7” if you’re viewing it on your phone.

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

At least 78

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least 78"

Fuck!!!! I’m 5 short.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I keep mine private. Although I don't have that many.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

712

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

As many as u want to post x

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Dick pics are soooooo last century. Videos all the way.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I don’t have any in my public pics and only really one in my friends pics, if people want them it’s better that they ask to see them than them be on show in my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t have any in my public pics and only really one in my friends pics, if people want them it’s better that they ask to see them than them be on show in my opinion."

I definitely agree and I’m exactly the same but each to their own I’d say

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"As many as u want to post x"

There is always one saucy minx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe one or two if you’re happy to show on your public pics … I’d say one arty full-body shot and one with a closer view?

Please don’t send dick only pics in a first hello message though - if someone does want to have a quick look they can look on your gallery when they chose rather than hiiii here’s my dick

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d say most of mine are reasonable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 or 2 on your public pics, never as a profile pic and pleaee dont send any in a first message

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Op I’d say none

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't want messages from guys you can block them in your privacy settings

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Lets see.....

1. from the right.

1. from the left.

1 from the front

1. from the back

1. from underneath the balls

1. ariel view replete with japs eye.

1. shaven

1. hairy as hell

1. in a woman's vag

1. in a woman's arse

1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )

1. being throttled

1. spaffing a load

1. looking red and angry

1. floppy and titchy tiny .....

1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....

1. bulging behind your whiteys .....

mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets see.....

1. from the right.

1. from the left.

1 from the front

1. from the back

1. from underneath the balls

1. ariel view replete with japs eye.

1. shaven

1. hairy as hell

1. in a woman's vag

1. in a woman's arse

1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )

1. being throttled

1. spaffing a load

1. looking red and angry

1. floppy and titchy tiny .....

1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....

1. bulging behind your whiteys .....

mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so. "

You can’t say japseye.

People get very emotional about it.

I found this out recently.

Ironically…. On a site full of them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It doesn't say japs eye.....

it sayssssss ja pse ye .... it's German for piss on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn't say japs eye.....

it sayssssss ja pse ye .... it's German for piss on you."

Ah yes, the old German dialect of the Bavarian region.

I got you.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Lets see.....

1. from the right.

1. from the left.

1 from the front

1. from the back

1. from underneath the balls

1. ariel view replete with japs eye.

1. shaven

1. hairy as hell

1. in a woman's vag

1. in a woman's arse

1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )

1. being throttled

1. spaffing a load

1. looking red and angry

1. floppy and titchy tiny .....

1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....

1. bulging behind your whiteys .....

mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so. "

You forgot the 1 encased in a stocking!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

234.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

2 1/2

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I didn't plan on having any but the little fecker keeps photobombing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets see.....

1. from the right.

1. from the left.

1 from the front

1. from the back

1. from underneath the balls

1. ariel view replete with japs eye.

1. shaven

1. hairy as hell

1. in a woman's vag

1. in a woman's arse

1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )

1. being throttled

1. spaffing a load

1. looking red and angry

1. floppy and titchy tiny .....

1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....

1. bulging behind your whiteys .....

mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so. "

Poking through a hole in jeans

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Lets see.....

1. from the right.

1. from the left.

1 from the front

1. from the back

1. from underneath the balls

1. ariel view replete with japs eye.

1. shaven

1. hairy as hell

1. in a woman's vag

1. in a woman's arse

1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )

1. being throttled

1. spaffing a load

1. looking red and angry

1. floppy and titchy tiny .....

1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....

1. bulging behind your whiteys .....

mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so.

Poking through a hole in jeans

Will grey joggies do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joker lol. Mine are only friends lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dick pics are soooooo last century. Videos all the way. "

Yeah, video nasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets see.....

1. from the right.

1. from the left.

1 from the front

1. from the back

1. from underneath the balls

1. ariel view replete with japs eye.

1. shaven

1. hairy as hell

1. in a woman's vag

1. in a woman's arse

1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )

1. being throttled

1. spaffing a load

1. looking red and angry

1. floppy and titchy tiny .....

1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....

1. bulging behind your whiteys .....

mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so.

Poking through a hole in jeans

Will grey joggies do?

Not for that shot

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By *iverscuMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

I'm still waiting for the Google maps car to drive past so I can also show it it in 3D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for the advice all - just the one, Mrs Wembley for me! Lol!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"28"

Damm am gonna have to delete some

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Mine are friends only but have been thinking about posting a public pic too

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"Lets see.....

1. from the right.

1. from the left.

1 from the front

1. from the back

1. from underneath the balls

1. ariel view replete with japs eye.

1. shaven

1. hairy as hell

1. in a woman's vag

1. in a woman's arse

1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )

1. being throttled

1. spaffing a load

1. looking red and angry

1. floppy and titchy tiny .....

1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....

1. bulging behind your whiteys .....

mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so. "

No portfolio is complete without some comedy ones?!

- stick on eyes or glasses,

- Elephant pants,

- posing with a prison number underneath

and finally, for the more discerning, perhaps an Elizabethan ruff cock ring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Lets see.....

1. from the right.

1. from the left.

1 from the front

1. from the back

1. from underneath the balls

1. ariel view replete with japs eye.

1. shaven

1. hairy as hell

1. in a woman's vag

1. in a woman's arse

1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )

1. being throttled

1. spaffing a load

1. looking red and angry

1. floppy and titchy tiny .....

1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....

1. bulging behind your whiteys .....

mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so.

Poking through a hole in jeans

Will grey joggies do?

Not for that shot

Not even poking out the top? I bought a pair specially for this very shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets see.....

1. from the right.

1. from the left.

1 from the front

1. from the back

1. from underneath the balls

1. ariel view replete with japs eye.

1. shaven

1. hairy as hell

1. in a woman's vag

1. in a woman's arse

1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )

1. being throttled

1. spaffing a load

1. looking red and angry

1. floppy and titchy tiny .....

1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....

1. bulging behind your whiteys .....

mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so.

Poking through a hole in jeans

Will grey joggies do?

Not for that shot

Not even poking out the top? I bought a pair specially for this very shot.

Im sure you said you'd never wear them?!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Lets see.....

1. from the right.

1. from the left.

1 from the front

1. from the back

1. from underneath the balls

1. ariel view replete with japs eye.

1. shaven

1. hairy as hell

1. in a woman's vag

1. in a woman's arse

1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )

1. being throttled

1. spaffing a load

1. looking red and angry

1. floppy and titchy tiny .....

1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....

1. bulging behind your whiteys .....

mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so.

Poking through a hole in jeans

Will grey joggies do?

Not for that shot

Not even poking out the top? I bought a pair specially for this very shot.

Im sure you said you'd never wear them?! "

I know, I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even poking out the top? I bought a pair specially for this very shot.

Im sure you said you'd never wear them?!

I know, I know

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I have 2. They're private. Only took them because a meet requested them. Nothing to write home about.

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over a year ago

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Definitely not as your profile pic and a couple in your friends only pics. Don't send them with your 1st message please. That's my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need one for every angle so anything over 360 is excessive.

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"42"

Dick Pics are the question to the Meaning of Life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

149.4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One or two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless you have something exceptional like a piercing or a monster sized cock compared to your body shape, then there's probably no reason to put any dick pics. They don't serve much purpose and rarely will anyone who's a real person ask for one

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I suppose some women do care about it, so one photo that shows the cock in relation to his body is sufficient.

Disembodied cocks are unnecessary, in my opinion.

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"Unless you have something exceptional like a piercing or a monster sized cock compared to your body shape, then there's probably no reason to put any dick pics. They don't serve much purpose and rarely will anyone who's a real person ask for one"

Really?? you believe rarely 'real' people will ask? Sounds a bit phallus fallacy to me.

ok this might be true possibly because

- virtually every male profile has "one or two" making question moot. (not "moo" Joey)

- you are not interested because you have no intention of seeing or touching it during play

- you deal with a lot of fakes and pic collectors

because I can assure you this 'real' couple wants to know!

First bite is with the eye. If you wouldn't put it in your mouth it 'aint goin nowhere else. Each to their own but for us, getting dressed up and hotel to find an unexpected baby carrot with balanitis is an expensive waste of time. A few select images is enough, though credit will be given to those that try Granny's list above.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

One does the trick but it can always depend upon how the image has been expressed not on its own.full body image at an angle even

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

At least 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As many as you want it’s you’re profile ...

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