FabSwingers.com forum: I'm taking Lady Astor up the Arse tonight

By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Not been to the Emirates for a few years, looking forward to Wolves doing my boys a favour tonight and taking a few points off the Gooners.

Winston

#clickbait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah your jokes definitely Old Gold ..

(D’ya see what I did there!? Wolves .. old gold.. ? No? Ah well … )

I hope both you and your fine Lady enjoy it up the Arse later

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Why would you subject Lady Astor to that kind of night….. my sympathies to her

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Why would you subject Lady Astor to that kind of night….. my sympathies to her

Could be worse, could be playing Burnley.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You probably should've been talking about anal. Might be less painful for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A night of extreme disappointment in store for the fine Lady then.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Why would you subject Lady Astor to that kind of night….. my sympathies to her

Could be worse, could be playing Burnley.

Winston"

Touché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A night of extreme disappointment in store for the fine Lady then.

Laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s not called Lady As-tor for nothing!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I hope you've got a mortgage arranged in case you get peckish at half time.

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Why would you subject Lady Astor to that kind of night….. my sympathies to her

Could be worse, could be playing Burnley.

Winston

Touché

After the City result, that was a shocker.

Winston

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I hope you've got a mortgage arranged in case you get peckish at half time."

I usually get half an orange and pulled off at half time.

Winston

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Not been to the Emirates for a few years, looking forward to Wolves doing my boys a favour tonight and taking a few points off the Gooners.

Winston

#clickbait

Enjoy the library... Please keep the noise down

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Good on you sir, be rude not too!

(Please note I only ever read a thread title, any other information presented is irrelevant)

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I hope you've got a mortgage arranged in case you get peckish at half time.

I usually get half an orange and pulled off at half time.

Winston"

Are you Rodney Marsh ?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Not been to the Emirates for a few years, looking forward to Wolves doing my boys a favour tonight and taking a few points off the Gooners.

Winston

#clickbait

I'm fairly sure she'd rather be fucked up the bum.

Then, so would we all.

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I hope you've got a mortgage arranged in case you get peckish at half time.

I usually get half an orange and pulled off at half time.

Winston

Are you Rodney Marsh ?"

Still one of my favourite football quotes.

Winston

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I thought you liked her.

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

You could have waited until you played Tottenham to give her a treat as spurs get battered everywhere they go, everywhere they gooooo.lol

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"You could have waited until you played Tottenham to give her a treat as spurs get battered everywhere they go, everywhere they gooooo.lol"

Not quite everywhere

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Why would you subject Lady Astor to that kind of night….. my sympathies to her

Could be worse, could be playing Burnley.

Winston

Touché

After the City result, that was a shocker.

Winston"

As a spurs fan, not really I expected it, it’s how we are

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Why would you subject Lady Astor to that kind of night….. my sympathies to her

Could be worse, could be playing Burnley.

Winston

Touché

After the City result, that was a shocker.

Winston

As a spurs fan, not really I expected it, it’s how we are

Big Sam would sort you out....

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Why would you subject Lady Astor to that kind of night….. my sympathies to her

Could be worse, could be playing Burnley.

Winston

Touché

After the City result, that was a shocker.

Winston

As a spurs fan, not really I expected it, it’s how we are

Big Sam would sort you out.... "

For a fee.......

Winston

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Why would you subject Lady Astor to that kind of night….. my sympathies to her

Could be worse, could be playing Burnley.

Winston

Touché

After the City result, that was a shocker.

Winston

As a spurs fan, not really I expected it, it’s how we are

Levy needs to have the same enthusiasm and appetite as the managers he hires.

Winston

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Love the way you’ve drawn me in.

Enjoy the game.

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Love the way you’ve drawn me in.

Enjoy the game.

#clickbait.

Winston

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Love the way you’ve drawn me in.

Enjoy the game.

#clickbait.

Winston"

I don’t mind, it was a good excuse to look at Lady A’s boobs.

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Love the way you’ve drawn me in.

Enjoy the game.

#clickbait.

Winston

I don’t mind, it was a good excuse to look at Lady A’s boobs.

It's like a public service.

Winston

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Why would you subject Lady Astor to that kind of night….. my sympathies to her

Could be worse, could be playing Burnley.

Winston

Touché

After the City result, that was a shocker.

Winston

As a spurs fan, not really I expected it, it’s how we are

Levy needs to have the same enthusiasm and appetite as the managers he hires.

Winston "

An remember we are supposed to be a football club not an entertainment venue !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you have her up the Arse for the full 95 minutes!? What a climax she must have had!!

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Did you have her up the Arse for the full 95 minutes!? What a climax she must have had!!

To be honest, I didn't expect taking Lady Astor up the Arse would be so dissapointing.

I'll give it another go when we get home.

Windton

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