FabSwingers.com forum: The body fairy gives you ONE cosmetic improvement you can make ..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. on your own body.

What’s YOURS going to be, my sex-site dwelling friends?

Yeah I *know* you’re proud of your body, flaws and all, and so should everyone be, but this isn’t a body-shaming thread it’s just a bit of hypothetical fun, Fabsters!

Me? Either a more impressive penis, in terms of beauty, length and girth, or maybe a nice set of abs / 6-pack.

Of course, I know I can achieve the latter by hard work but not the former, but I’m too much of a cake fan at present to get there.

Anyway, over to you ..

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'd like my penis to be half the size it is now, y'know, something more manageable

LvM

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Lose a couple of inches!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Lose a couple of inches! "

(Said no man ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fix my nose and scars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to have a pretty face

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

I've already had cosmetic surgery. I leave it to you peeps to guess where

xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lipo eveeeerywheere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say nice big perky soft titties or clear skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smooth the wrinkles in my neck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh or maybe give myself smouldering eyes, to melt the hearts of dusky maidens

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I'd like to be 2 inches taller if that's possible. I can reach the top shelves in supermarkets then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to have a pretty face"

And yes I realise that would involve more than one alteration!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm torn between longer legs, smaller boobs or a tummy tuck. I'll take the most expensive one if the fairy is covering it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

May I lose 8stone of body fat please. I know I don't need a fairy to do that for me but I have no willpower or motivation to do it myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tummy tuck

Having babies has not been kind to mine!

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Lipo on my belly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get rid of my beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smaller nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liposuction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would deflate my thighs haha.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Thinner. Not much, but back to ten years ago. Like me very broad body, just want the definition back.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Completely eliminate all scars & have straight legs with a double garage thigh gap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fix my one ear that sticks out more than the other. Comes in handy when in London I don’t have to raise my hand to flag cabs

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Height please

...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Get rid of my beard."

I'll bring some veet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get shut of my potatoey shape

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Height please

...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable

If only we could swap!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

A couple of inches taller please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perkier boobs.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd like to look less like Paul Rudd

I'll go for the Worzel Gummidge look

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Teeth, replace the missing ones and make my lower jaw fit my top jaw.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Ooh, I think I'd have my nose straightened. Or veneers - I hate my teeth!

I don't think I'd want to make my tummy any worse than it is by adding scars from a tummy tuck, so I'll just middle on. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove 10 to 12% of my body fat would be nice

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Height please

...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable

If only we could swap!"

Height swap? Or altogether?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to have a pretty face

And yes I realise that would involve more than one alteration!!"

Genie, for our first wish, we’d like more wishes!

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

I'm a reasonable shape, I'm not short, an average cocck. I don't want to be all bulked or built.

I'm far from ugly but I'm no Brad Pitt. Maybe get the broken nose sorted but that's probably it.

Happy being dull lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Height please

...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable

At least you’re honest on your profile and don’t ‘fab height’ yourself up like a lot of guys

I’m actually only 5ft 5

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Height please

...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable

If only we could swap!

Height swap? Or altogether?"

Height! Haha. Oh god I don’t want to be a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair back please.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Breast reduction

Or lipo all over

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

My hair and I lost touch with each other a few years ago, it would be great to rekindle that friendship.

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd make myself exactly 2" shorter. (Yes I've thought about this before). 6'3" would make a whole host of things a lot easier in life. Buying clothes, fitting in cars, theatre seats, plane seats. Not having to duck under some doorways. I like being tall so I'd only want to shift just enough to help with the above.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"I'd make myself exactly 2" shorter. (Yes I've thought about this before). 6'3" would make a whole host of things a lot easier in life. Buying clothes, fitting in cars, theatre seats, plane seats. Not having to duck under some doorways. I like being tall so I'd only want to shift just enough to help with the above."

Good I’ll take your two inches! Problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one ffs that’s just not fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe add 6 to 8 inches to my hight just to see if the air up there really is thinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Height please

...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable

That's a good shout, height as well

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Height please

...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable

At least you’re honest on your profile and don’t ‘fab height’ yourself up like a lot of guys

I’m actually only 5ft 5"

Sarcasm detected

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Good I’ll take your two inches! Problem solved

Sold!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The body fairy has granted me a tummy tuck next month and I am super excited.

NBVN x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Height please

...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable

At least you’re honest on your profile and don’t ‘fab height’ yourself up like a lot of guys

I’m actually only 5ft 5"

*Removes Sock from Hotlist......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigger ass

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By *hloetTV/TS
over a year ago

Nottingham

Big bubble butt plz lol x

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Height please

...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable

If only we could swap!

Height swap? Or altogether?

Height! Haha. Oh god I don’t want to be a man "

I know right...who would want to be a man nowadays

But yes please, lets height swap!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Height please

...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable

At least you’re honest on your profile and don’t ‘fab height’ yourself up like a lot of guys

I’m actually only 5ft 5

*Removes Sock from Hotlist......

Haha ok ok I’m 5ft 6

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Height please

...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable

If only we could swap!

Height swap? Or altogether?

Height! Haha. Oh god I don’t want to be a man

I know right...who would want to be a man nowadays

But yes please, lets height swap!!!"

Deal!

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Height please

...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable

At least you’re honest on your profile and don’t ‘fab height’ yourself up like a lot of guys

I’m actually only 5ft 5

*Removes Sock from Hotlist......

It was at this moment he knew...he fu%$ed up

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Height please

...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable

At least you’re honest on your profile and don’t ‘fab height’ yourself up like a lot of guys

I’m actually only 5ft 5

*Removes Sock from Hotlist......

Haha ok ok I’m 5ft 6

I'll slip you back in, then

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Absolutely nothing

Like Mary Poppins, I'm practically perfect in every way, with the added bonus of being a sex kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bum lift

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

To wake up with perfectly set hair instead of the birds nest I'm confronted with each morning

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"A bum lift "

Not required x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a Willy please Berks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chrome or gold skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like a Willy please Berks

That could be taken more than one way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chrome or gold skin "
cheers dan for making my wish come true

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By *rmrshorny2Couple
over a year ago

Seaside

Nice tight stomach

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A couple of inches taller and I’d be more in proportion please

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"A couple of inches taller and I’d be more in proportion please "

A foot taller for me, in that case

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I’d opt for a flat belly

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cope with only being 5ft 1,so tummy tuck and lipo on my thighs

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Fix my one ear that sticks out more than the other. Comes in handy when in London I don’t have to raise my hand to flag cabs

Just wiggle your right ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A complete body overhaul...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"A couple of inches taller and I’d be more in proportion please

A foot taller for me, in that case

Awe Red! You’re fine as you are x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a tummy tuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A larger left earlobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The main thing I hate about my appearance I won't mention, as I'm not going to advertise it here

After that, I'd love to have a much better hip to waist ratio , a flatter tummy and a bigger bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tummy tuck and boob lift while they’re at it

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I would like a nice waistline. I am a bit straight up and down so feel boyish compared to other women.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Tummy tuck and boob lift while they’re at it "

You'll have your eyes out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tummy tuck and boob lift while they’re at it

You'll have your eyes out!"

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Give me some pumped up muscles without having to go be a gym bro.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Tummy tuck and boob lift while they’re at it "

You don’t need a boob lift mrs!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Smaller ears.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

A flatter tummy for me so a tummy tuck would be my wish

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Slice the feet off and give me a pair small enough to be easy to shop for and large enough that I don’t topple over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I cheat and ask for better body symmetry, as that may be classed as several parts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mummy tummy tuck please lol

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By *oaby big bawsMan
over a year ago

angus

Straighten my penis so it’s not at a 45degree angle

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Bigger cock definitely

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"A flatter tummy for me so a tummy tuck would be my wish"
in fairness there is nothing of you there, you'd see more fat on a rasher

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

I think putting on 5 stone would get me more fab action.

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By *araamFunMan
over a year ago

various

I miss having bad hair days ..end the baldness

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'd like my left leg to work again, please. So I'd like some kind of nerve repair surgery, the likes of which doesn't currently exist. But that's what I'd like.

If they're fresh out of nerves, i might have to plump for the slightly more common tummy tuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smaller shoulders

I ducking hate mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smaller shoulders

I ducking hate mine

Oh this!!!! I'm loads bigger than you Kylie, and I hate my shoulders. They really aren't feminine at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flatter tummy- but that’s because I’m impatient and working out isn’t giving me results quickly enough (always hated my tummy though)

Viv xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a toe job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thought of the double chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My torso could do with being about 2 inches longer, it's disproportionately short even for my height. (I'll stay the same weight please

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By *J198911Man
over a year ago

United Kingdom

between a bigger dick or taller. Flip of a coin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tan.

I’m half Scottish. My choices are white or red.

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"I'd like my penis to be half the size it is now, y'know, something more manageable

LvM"
2 inches is not what i would call manageable,, but it would be easy to put back in your pants after having a pee lol

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Liposuction from the underboob down

Tg x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cosmetic? Maybe fix my wonky eye though given it's like that from surgery anyway in I'm guessing it can't be fixed.

Can I have a chat with the fairy and ask him/her to sort my knees/hips/spine out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cosmetic? Maybe fix my wonky eye though given it's like that from surgery anyway in I'm guessing it can't be fixed.

Can I have a chat with the fairy and ask him/her to sort my knees/hips/spine out?

Mr"

Scratch that - teeth.

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

Tummy tuck and Lipo, it can all be done at the same time right?

MJ x

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Liposuction from the underboob down

Tg x"

Hang on that’s where I normally am

What are you trying to say???

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

On top of the cosmetic surgery I've already had and spent a fortune on, can I also have just one session of life long botox, I'm due my next course next week, jeez 3 months goes by so quickly, and again costs a fortune every 3 months ... Cheers Dan

xxxxx Suzi

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

I’d love a better face

Miss pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lipo and thigh lift

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Lipo and thigh lift"

Deffo not required x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

A fanny lift please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nipple lift

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