FabSwingers.com forum: I'm not happy!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Iv just had a mini Collin the caterpillar. They are not just Mini Collins!!!!

They are an abomination and taste completely different to full size Colin!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh where was it from? Apparently ASDA have started doing mini ones that i can eat.. I'm desperate to try one

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Proof right here that size does matter!

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Iv just had a mini Collin the caterpillar. They are not just Mini Collins!!!!

They are an abomination and taste completely different to full size Colin!"

Stamp on them

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By *he sultan of swingMan
over a year ago

mid devon

Iv got a big collin in my pants your welcome to try it? It cums with cream aswell?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh where was it from? Apparently ASDA have started doing mini ones that i can eat.. I'm desperate to try one

Nope don't be duped, Colin can only be bought in marks and spencers and anywhere else is a poor imitation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Proof right here that size does matter! "

Absoflippinglutly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh where was it from? Apparently ASDA have started doing mini ones that i can eat.. I'm desperate to try one

Nope don't be duped, Colin can only be bought in marks and spencers and anywhere else is a poor imitation. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv got a big collin in my pants your welcome to try it? It cums with cream aswell?"

I'm not putting anything that's been in anyone's pants in my mouth thank you!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Did you get sparks points. Claim your offers and get a proper colin x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you get sparks points. Claim your offers and get a proper colin x"

Good idea and from now on big Colin only for me. Don't even care if it's not my birthday!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When I saw the title of the thread, I thought it was Wonko again

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

did you take all of Colin in your mouth at once ??? … ( sorry couldn’t resist )

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Iv just had a mini Collin the caterpillar. They are not just Mini Collins!!!!

They are an abomination and taste completely different to full size Colin!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"did you take all of Colin in your mouth at once ??? … ( sorry couldn’t resist ) "

Yep and spat the bugger out in pure disgust!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Lorna you kill me. I love you

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

It's not the size of the Colin that counts, it's how you use it

LvM

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"did you take all of Colin in your mouth at once ??? … ( sorry couldn’t resist )

Yep and spat the bugger out in pure disgust!"

so technically your a spitter and not a swallower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorna you kill me. I love you

I'm livid Nora!

I've just had to eat a family bag of Maltesers just to console myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not the size of the Colin that counts, it's how you use it

LvM"

It flipping well isn't!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I think ‘full size Colin’ would be a great username. Probably best in capitals though.

FULLSIZECOLIN69

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think ‘full size Colin’ would be a great username. Probably best in capitals though.

FULLSIZECOLIN69"

Love it.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Lorna you kill me. I love you

I'm livid Nora!

I've just had to eat a family bag of Maltesers just to console myself. "

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I think ‘full size Colin’ would be a great username. Probably best in capitals though.

FULLSIZECOLIN69"

location …. Asda middle isle

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By *he sultan of swingMan
over a year ago

mid devon

"Iv got a big collin in my pants your welcome to try it? It cums with cream aswell?

I'm not putting anything that's been in anyone's pants in my mouth thank you!"

Don't you suck cock then ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think ‘full size Colin’ would be a great username. Probably best in capitals though.

FULLSIZECOLIN69

location …. Asda middle isle "

That is not Colin that is Clyde!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv got a big collin in my pants your welcome to try it? It cums with cream aswell?

I'm not putting anything that's been in anyone's pants in my mouth thank you!

Don't you suck cock then ? "

Do you mind you are putting me off my cake!

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Iv got a big collin in my pants your welcome to try it? It cums with cream aswell?

I'm not putting anything that's been in anyone's pants in my mouth thank you!

Don't you suck cock then ? "

how rude ….. what do you think this website is for ???? swinging ???? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv got a big collin in my pants your welcome to try it? It cums with cream aswell?

I'm not putting anything that's been in anyone's pants in my mouth thank you!

Don't you suck cock then ?

how rude ….. what do you think this website is for ???? swinging ???? lol"

Huh? What that got to do with cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear

I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv just had a mini Collin the caterpillar. They are not just Mini Collins!!!!

They are an abomination and taste completely different to full size Colin!"

Why Colin, is the Aldi one not good enough for you Posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv just had a mini Collin the caterpillar. They are not just Mini Collins!!!!

They are an abomination and taste completely different to full size Colin!

Why Colin, is the Aldi one not good enough for you Posh

I'm not Posh! There is nothing wrong with Cuthbert but I just prefer Colin but the big one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv got a big collin in my pants your welcome to try it? It cums with cream aswell?

I'm not putting anything that's been in anyone's pants in my mouth thank you!"

Ditto!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv got a big collin in my pants your welcome to try it? It cums with cream aswell?

I'm not putting anything that's been in anyone's pants in my mouth thank you!

Ditto!

Night right is it!

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By *he sultan of swingMan
over a year ago

mid devon

"Iv got a big collin in my pants your welcome to try it? It cums with cream aswell?

I'm not putting anything that's been in anyone's pants in my mouth thank you!

Ditto!

Night right is it!

So you would soon swallow a huge cock without batting an eyelid so don't give me that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv got a big collin in my pants your welcome to try it? It cums with cream aswell?

I'm not putting anything that's been in anyone's pants in my mouth thank you!

Ditto!

Night right is it!

So you would soon swallow a huge cock without batting an eyelid so don't give me that "

How on Earth have you managed to turn a thread about cake into asking about my sex life!

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Hate it when that happens - so disappointing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh where was it from? Apparently ASDA have started doing mini ones that i can eat.. I'm desperate to try one

Nope don't be duped, Colin can only be bought in marks and spencers and anywhere else is a poor imitation. "

I know, but i can't eat those ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hate it when that happens - so disappointing

I always feel disappointed by Belgian buns as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh where was it from? Apparently ASDA have started doing mini ones that i can eat.. I'm desperate to try one

Nope don't be duped, Colin can only be bought in marks and spencers and anywhere else is a poor imitation.

I know, but i can't eat those ones

Then it's Clyde you want but only the big one don't be duped by by little ones!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Oh where was it from? Apparently ASDA have started doing mini ones that i can eat.. I'm desperate to try one

Nope don't be duped, Colin can only be bought in marks and spencers and anywhere else is a poor imitation. "

But might suit other tastes better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh where was it from? Apparently ASDA have started doing mini ones that i can eat.. I'm desperate to try one

Nope don't be duped, Colin can only be bought in marks and spencers and anywhere else is a poor imitation.

I know, but i can't eat those ones

Then it's Clyde you want but only the big one don't be duped by by little ones! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh where was it from? Apparently ASDA have started doing mini ones that i can eat.. I'm desperate to try one

Nope don't be duped, Colin can only be bought in marks and spencers and anywhere else is a poor imitation.

But might suit other tastes better "

Yes those with no taste buds at all!

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By *he sultan of swingMan
over a year ago

mid devon

"Iv got a big collin in my pants your welcome to try it? It cums with cream aswell?

I'm not putting anything that's been in anyone's pants in my mouth thank you!

Ditto!

Night right is it!

So you would soon swallow a huge cock without batting an eyelid so don't give me that

How on Earth have you managed to turn a thread about cake into asking about my sex life!

Because you said you wouldn't put anyone in your mouth that's cum out of somones pants I was just stating that cock comes from pants

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Oh where was it from? Apparently ASDA have started doing mini ones that i can eat.. I'm desperate to try one

Nope don't be duped, Colin can only be bought in marks and spencers and anywhere else is a poor imitation.

But might suit other tastes better

Yes those with no taste buds at all!"

Or just prefer something not so rich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv got a big collin in my pants your welcome to try it? It cums with cream aswell?

I'm not putting anything that's been in anyone's pants in my mouth thank you!

Ditto!

Night right is it!

So you would soon swallow a huge cock without batting an eyelid so don't give me that

How on Earth have you managed to turn a thread about cake into asking about my sex life!

Because you said you wouldn't put anyone in your mouth that's cum out of somones pants I was just stating that cock comes from pants "

If you a storing cake in your pants you are storing it in the wrong place.

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By *he sultan of swingMan
over a year ago

mid devon

"Iv got a big collin in my pants your welcome to try it? It cums with cream aswell?

I'm not putting anything that's been in anyone's pants in my mouth thank you!

Ditto!

Night right is it!

So you would soon swallow a huge cock without batting an eyelid so don't give me that

How on Earth have you managed to turn a thread about cake into asking about my sex life!

Because you said you wouldn't put anyone in your mouth that's cum out of somones pants I was just stating that cock comes from pants

If you a storing cake in your pants you are storing it in the wrong place. "

Doh! I give up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv got a big collin in my pants your welcome to try it? It cums with cream aswell?

I'm not putting anything that's been in anyone's pants in my mouth thank you!

Ditto!

Night right is it!

So you would soon swallow a huge cock without batting an eyelid so don't give me that

How on Earth have you managed to turn a thread about cake into asking about my sex life!

Because you said you wouldn't put anyone in your mouth that's cum out of somones pants I was just stating that cock comes from pants

If you a storing cake in your pants you are storing it in the wrong place.

Doh! I give up "

Probably best

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