FabSwingers.com forum: Scented Toilet Roll

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

ASDA selling toilet roll smelling of oranges..

Why?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

To confuse dogs.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Why not?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

There's nothing says fresh like the tang of oranges on your piles

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Why not? "

Well I don't sniff toilet roll do what's the point.

Actually I did sniff the packet in the shop but was just curious

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"To confuse dogs."

That was actually very clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea why.

They should make it smelling like shit.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

But who wants to sniff toilet roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to buy the shea butter one. It actually keeps the bathroom smelling nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not Terry's, it's mine.

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Wonder if it would stop my bloody puppy thinking a new roll is a great toy

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's to make your arse smell like oranges after you wipe.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

It’s to accompany the Lemon Scented Cif, the Lime scented Domestos and the Pineapple air freshner.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It’s to accompany the Lemon Scented Cif, the Lime scented Domestos and the Pineapple air freshner.

A bathroom salad?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"It's to make your arse smell like oranges after you wipe. "

He knows someone that has stuffed a whole Cadbury's Chocolate Orange where the sun don't shine, just for a bet ^

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

To give you a nice zesty ring piece…..

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"ASDA selling toilet roll smelling of oranges..

Why?"

It makes the bathroom smell lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s to accompany the Lemon Scented Cif, the Lime scented Domestos and the Pineapple air freshner.

I like lemon bleach.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

I like lemon bleach."

That actually goes down well with Fairy Lime & Lemongrass washing up liquid. It's a bit like Sprite but tastes better, even though it kills you a lot quicker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow news day Tom?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

1 of your 5 a day then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooch my flaps are getting irritated at the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to buy the shea butter one. It actually keeps the bathroom smelling nice

me too.lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Slow news day Tom?"

Scented toilet roll. It's all over the poos.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I accidentally bought the coconut one. It smells lovely but sheds bits all over your bits.

They’ve failed at the core function of toilet roll. Idiots.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I accidentally bought the coconut one. It smells lovely but sheds bits all over your bits.

Your knob would be like a Bounty. The taste of paradise ...

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Toilet roll smelling of oranges you say,

I suppose it may a peel to someone.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ooooch my flaps are getting irritated at the thought

^^^This. I can't use Always pads because of the fecking scented shite they put on them.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Ooooch my flaps are getting irritated at the thought

Yip! Never understood the scented loo roll/sanitary products etc no need! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you can smell your breakfast before and after consumption.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sounds like a recipe for a yeast infection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s one ply unscented for me.

I like to leave the bathroom with the feeling of my arsehole ripped to within a shred of its natural existence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slow news day Tom?

Scented toilet roll. It's all over the poos. "

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Anything better than the tracing paper loo roll we had at school x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything better than the tracing paper loo roll we had at school x"

Good old IZAL toilet paper, that takes me back

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Anything better than the tracing paper loo roll we had at school x

Good old IZAL toilet paper, that takes me back

That's the one! Used to slip of the bum !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ASDA selling toilet roll smelling of oranges..

Why?"

I saw those too....I was tempted just in case my arse gets licked again soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ASDA selling toilet roll smelling of oranges..

Why?

I saw those too....I was tempted just in case my arse gets licked again soon

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