FabSwingers.com forum: Sexy talk ….

By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

What’s the sexiest thing that someone has said to you ?

A lady once said to me …. “ get here and put your tongue in my mouth “

That was it I was ready to rock and roll after that

A hard passionate kiss

Just what the doctor ordered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the sexiest thing that someone has said to you ?

A lady once said to me …. “ get here and put your tongue in my mouth “

That was it I was ready to rock and roll after that

A hard passionate kiss

Just what the doctor ordered

She might have had something stuck in her teeth and didn't have any floss

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"What’s the sexiest thing that someone has said to you ?

A lady once said to me …. “ get here and put your tongue in my mouth “

That was it I was ready to rock and roll after that

A hard passionate kiss

Just what the doctor ordered

She might have had something stuck in her teeth and didn't have any floss"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I have a dodgy accent

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"That I have a dodgy accent

If the cap fits …. Wear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have a dodgy accent

If the cap fits …. Wear it

It’s not dodgy thou…. Just different

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"That I have a dodgy accent

If the cap fits …. Wear it

It’s not dodgy thou…. Just different

How am ya , bloody dodgy lingo you lot speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have a dodgy accent

If the cap fits …. Wear it

It’s not dodgy thou…. Just different

How am ya , bloody dodgy lingo you lot speak

Oi told you before I’m not a yam yam

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"That I have a dodgy accent

If the cap fits …. Wear it

It’s not dodgy thou…. Just different

How am ya , bloody dodgy lingo you lot speak

Oi told you before I’m not a yam yam

Yam yam

Yum yum

Shatapppp and sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D’ya know what. The simplest, yet sexiest thing I can hear, is when someone quietly whispers into my ears “please fuck me”.

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"D’ya know what. The simplest, yet sexiest thing I can hear, is when someone quietly whispers into my ears “please fuck me”.

You’re not wrong

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A very sexy friend said she wanted me to park up round the back

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

When I was at tech college, a girl asked me "A2, can I suck your cock?".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: “what are you thinking about “

Him: “all I can think about right now, is wanting to kiss you, so bad”

Well, he had me after those words

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By *issMeSlowlyMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Kiss me!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I see if can make you cum using my boobs?

It was a definitely can moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D’ya know what. The simplest, yet sexiest thing I can hear, is when someone quietly whispers into my ears “please fuck me”.

Ditto

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I want u x

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I want to taste you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want a coffee.

*hard.

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"A very sexy friend said she wanted me to park up round the back

Was it a tight squeeze ?

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"When I was at tech college, a girl asked me "A2, can I suck your cock?"."

Did you reply with “ computer says ….. yes”

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Me: “what are you thinking about “

Him: “all I can think about right now, is wanting to kiss you, so bad”

Well, he had me after those words

Ooooft

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

""Kiss me!""

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Can I see if can make you cum using my boobs?

It was a definitely can moment"

Wow

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

While kissing my neck he said “ now your mine”

I melted

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

A guy said him & his friend were going to lick my whole body & then eat my pussy till I faint.

I absolutely love having a head between my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He said I'm a beast.

I am.

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"While kissing my neck he said “ now your mine”

I melted

Hot

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By *iren4uWoman
over a year ago

jersey channel islands

"I want to taste you

I love it when a guy says that..makes me go all funny inside

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Suck my cock and I’ll buy you a maccies

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I want you in my bed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want you in my bed x"
you only need to ask once

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Come here…with an added finger beckoning action and that glint in his eye! Oofft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today someone told me they wanted to mentally undress me again and imagine unbuttoning my top...

I liked that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck my cock and I’ll buy you a maccies

I can guess who that was , hope you asked for a large meal

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Suck my cock and I’ll buy you a maccies

I can guess who that was , hope you asked for a large meal

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Suck my cock and I’ll buy you a maccies

He's a keeper him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you need 1 or 2 wet wipes"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Are you still my girl?”

While balls deep inside me… yeah I came

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"“Are you still my girl?”

While balls deep inside me… yeah I came

Omg she's back

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"“Are you still my girl?”

While balls deep inside me… yeah I came

Are you still my girl?

Now all we needs is the "balls deep" bit.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Today someone told me they wanted to mentally undress me again and imagine unbuttoning my top...

I liked that

Oh, Beryl! X

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

""Do you need 1 or 2 wet wipes"? "

Only 1 or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That im useless. Lol

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

It wasn’t said, but having a coffee with a woman from a site like this years ago and slid a napkin across the table to me. When I opened it it read “I really want to fuck you”

I left there on heat as they say and arranged a subsequent meeting in a hotel a few days later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Ooooohhhh, nice and thick’ was the sexiest thing ever said to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Do you need 1 or 2 wet wipes"?

Only 1 or 2

I don't have a vagina like a wind sock 1 or 2 is fine for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Are you still my girl?”

While balls deep inside me… yeah I came

Omg she's back

Haha, yup! Hi Grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Ooooohhhh, nice and thick’ was the sexiest thing ever said to me

Where were they looking at the time?

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By *o1-NeilMan
over a year ago

northampton

I was out in town and I met a girl I knew from 20 years ago and she still looked great, we got chatting and I said

“Would you like to go get some dinner sometime .. she replied

“I want to suck your cock like a pornstar”

Instant semi. But it didn’t happen as she was married and her mates dragged her off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing behind me whispered in my ear...fuck I want u so bad....melted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It wasn’t said, but having a coffee with a woman from a site like this years ago and slid a napkin across the table to me. When I opened it it read “I really want to fuck you”

I left there on heat as they say and arranged a subsequent meeting in a hotel a few days later

I might have to try this with the cashier at Lidl, im all

everytime I see him. Hopefully they won't ban me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Standing behind me whispered in my ear...fuck I want u so bad....melted "

Love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might have to try this with the cashier at Lidl, im all

everytime I see him. Hopefully they won't ban me

The speed in which they chuck your shopping through the scanner, I doubt he'll even have time to read it.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The next train to arrive at platform 3 is the 11.25 to London - that was it. Ooft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might have to try this with the cashier at Lidl, im all

everytime I see him. Hopefully they won't ban me

The speed in which they chuck your shopping through the scanner, I doubt he'll even have time to read it. "

True! I'm sweating trying to keep up with them, can't imagine flirting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might have to try this with the cashier at Lidl, im all

everytime I see him. Hopefully they won't ban me

The speed in which they chuck your shopping through the scanner, I doubt he'll even have time to read it. "

Ha, this is very true Donis. He may be a speed reader too. Alas, gonna have to re-think my strategy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just about to walk into a room full of people and see our friends he whispers "I'm going to make you cum so hard later".

I was a jelly for the rest of the night cos I knew he could do exactly that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll nip out and get you a coffee, and cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll nip out and get you a coffee, and cake

That's nearly a marriage proposal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ony tunnelMan
over a year ago

birkenhead

It was my ex missus she was shuddering through a climax,and she said through clenched teeth "for fuck sake rip me apart".This is a lady who is a non swearer.Of course I obliged and ripped her apart.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Making love in the bath once, when the lady I was with said 'oh, you beast'. I had to stop, as I just started laughing uncontrollably.

By the way, having sex in an average family sized bath is difficult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll nip out and get you a coffee, and cake

Double cake.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Can you help me with this zip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I've just put the kettle on'

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Suck my cock and I’ll buy you a maccies

What about a Greg’s pasty ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum on my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes nothing needs to be said at all…it’s simply a look.

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

I want you so badly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WCD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you now please fuck my arse

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

While inside me,

"You feel like home"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This club has so many rooms, will you be my tour guide?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have a dodgy accent

If the cap fits …. Wear it

It’s not dodgy thou…. Just different

How am ya , bloody dodgy lingo you lot speak

Oi told you before I’m not a yam yam

Yam yam

Yum yum

Shatapppp and sit on my face

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Was told the other day by someone here that thinking of me makes her touch herself. That was pretty hot

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Was told the other day by someone here that thinking of me makes her touch herself. That was pretty hot

That’s very hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Standing behind me whispered in my ear...fuck I want u so bad....melted

Love that

Very sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of the blue, "Can I give you a bj" and on a seperate occasion, "I want you now and I want this inside me", (said as she was unbuttoning my jeans!)

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I spent a day in the sun at Kestrels with friends at the end of the day I dropped a young man off at Heathrow to get a train.

As he was getting out the car roof down he leant in pulled away my elasticated dress and popped a kiss on my boob .. I still blush when I think of it

daft but very sweet .. he was Hot !! Wonder if he reads the forums

and remembers .

Sad to think that was the last romance I had. 2012 just after my lumpectomy when I was feeling pretty vulnerable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Very recently heard the most fantastic words - "yes you're hot, and I'm gonna have you!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut up talking all I want to hear are your orgasims, well naturally I did as I was told good memories happy times and very wet !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you stop moaning you can better hear how wet I am - that was a good one !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads but best one probably is when she screamed "Cum in my arse" over and over again

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"I spent a day in the sun at Kestrels with friends at the end of the day I dropped a young man off at Heathrow to get a train.

As he was getting out the car roof down he leant in pulled away my elasticated dress and popped a kiss on my boob .. I still blush when I think of it

daft but very sweet .. he was Hot !! Wonder if he reads the forums

and remembers .

Sad to think that was the last romance I had. 2012 just after my lumpectomy when I was feeling pretty vulnerable. "

I’m sure he still thinks of it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Standing behind me whispered in my ear...fuck I want u so bad....melted

Love that

Very sexy

Noted.

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over a year ago

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"If you stop moaning you can better hear how wet I am - that was a good one !!"

You can better hear

Oooft I’m not sure I’d cope that’s wrong on so many levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you use your tongue on my c@it like that?.,. if so fgs get on with it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady I play with simply said "take it off"

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Can you use your tongue on my c@it like that?.,. if so fgs get on with it..

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long time ago with a new gf getting pretty heavy in my car.

Just came out with it.

Fuck me now

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Long time ago with a new gf getting pretty heavy in my car.

Just came out with it.

Fuck me now"

Hope you obliged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On first retiring to my room before anything happened she remarked 'you might want to shut the window..'

It was well advised

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By *xelciscoMan
over a year ago

Reading/bracknell

A closer than close friend I was often physical with once said during a passionate kiss in the car.. "i am going to fuck your brains out". As a Dom' i was a bit taken aback and loved it.

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"On first retiring to my room before anything happened she remarked 'you might want to shut the window..'

It was well advised

That’s hot !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On first retiring to my room before anything happened she remarked 'you might want to shut the window..'

It was well advised

That’s hot !

Sure was! Funny we'd been messaging a lot of filth prior to meeting but this is what really stuck with me.. guess it's always better in the flesh

Don't think it spared the neighbours either tbh!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

It's so long ago I can't remember

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

A guy in the pub once asked me if I wanted to be the mother of his children.

Smooth git

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I might have to try this with the cashier at Lidl, im all

everytime I see him. Hopefully they won't ban me

The speed in which they chuck your shopping through the scanner, I doubt he'll even have time to read it.

Ha, this is very true Donis. He may be a speed reader too. Alas, gonna have to re-think my strategy. "

Solution - pay with cash and have the note inside a folded up £20, then slide that to the cashier as you pay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Here’s Jonny”.

Oh no, wait, that was Jack Nicholson.

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Whe my favourite army guy tells me to get on my knees and suck his cock.

I so as he says

No one else gets that from me, just him

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Whe my favourite army guy tells me to get on my knees and suck his cock.

I so as he says

No one else gets that from me, just him "

*do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy a ride in my Lada

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Whe my favourite army guy tells me to get on my knees and suck his cock.

I so as he says

No one else gets that from me, just him "

What if a say 'please?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Do you fancy a ride in my Lada

Beep beep.

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Whe my favourite army guy tells me to get on my knees and suck his cock.

I so as he says

No one else gets that from me, just him

What if a say 'please?

not the same

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Whe my favourite army guy tells me to get on my knees and suck his cock.

I so as he says

No one else gets that from me, just him

What if a say 'please?

not the same

I'll have to think of some other smooth words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They all fancy you but I’m the one getting fucked

That kinda worked

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