FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Auction

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pick a Fab member and and place a bid on them, highest bidder gets to have them do whatever they want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where's ure suggestion? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does the bidding work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any FAB member? Or those that use the forums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well no one can have me as im priceless but i'll auction off a death by chocolate cake

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Pick a Fab member and and place a bid on them, highest bidder gets to have them do whatever they want

Do I get a cut?

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By *danteMan
over a year ago

rhonda

can i pay with paypal? and is it free delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll bid £1 for everyone on the site so i can use them as my personal swinging army

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Can I bid with tasty snacks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pick a Fab member and and place a bid on them, highest bidder gets to have them do whatever they want

The problem comes if someone gets the highest bid and the member isn't too keen!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I've got a 4 pack of mars and kit kats....who can I buy for a couple of hours with those?

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

"i'll bid £1 for everyone on the site so i can use them as my personal swinging army"

sold !! can i be captain of dorset

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pick a Fab member and and place a bid on them, highest bidder gets to have them do whatever they want

Do I get a cut?"

As many as you want.....oh! Cut, depends who bids on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pick a Fab member and and place a bid on them, highest bidder gets to have them do whatever they want

The problem comes if someone gets the highest bid and the member isn't too keen!

Its only pretend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bid two pints of later and a packet of crisps for Ryan.

So I can put him in a set of stocks and throw clogs at him.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I promise not to swear at anyone who bids for me. I'll keep that for those that dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'll bid £1 for everyone on the site so i can use them as my personal swinging army

sold !! can i be captain of dorset "

well as i cant see anyone else wanting to be

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Pick a Fab member and and place a bid on them, highest bidder gets to have them do whatever they want

Do I get a cut?

As many as you want.....oh! Cut, depends who bids on you

That will be simple then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bid some wellies and a sheep skin rug for dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bid two pints of later and a packet of crisps for Ryan.

So I can put him in a set of stocks and throw clogs at him."

You would be better off with burgers!!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I bid one soggy sheet for anyone who can help me get it that way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, well I have Jaffa cakes, death by chocolate cake! A tin of quality street and some extra strong mints!!

What will that buy me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid some wellies and a sheep skin rug for dave

Sold!!! I lost my last pair if wellies but in the upside there is a sheep out there with nice dry back feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid some wellies and a sheep skin rug for dave

Sold!!! I lost my last pair if wellies but in the upside there is a sheep out there with nice dry back feet

wooo i now own you... your my biatch lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I bid two pints of later and a packet of crisps for Ryan.

So I can put him in a set of stocks and throw clogs at him."

Whilst your bum munches hungrily on the remnants of your tattered knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bid two pints of later and a packet of crisps for Ryan.

So I can put him in a set of stocks and throw clogs at him.

You would be better off with burgers!!

He might enjoy that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid some wellies and a sheep skin rug for dave

Sold!!! I lost my last pair if wellies but in the upside there is a sheep out there with nice dry back feet

wooo i now own you... your my biatch lol

What have I got to do? Naked plumbing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Put a bid on me! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bid two huggles and a super snuggle vs Minxie Minx.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bid two pints of later and a packet of crisps for Ryan.

So I can put him in a set of stocks and throw clogs at him.

Whilst your bum munches hungrily on the remnants of your tattered knickers"

I fought it for the remains and threw them away. I'm now going commando and so far it has left my clothes alone.

I think perhaps that pair of undies may have just been very tasty.

Now go and put your bag on and get in the stocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid some wellies and a sheep skin rug for dave

Sold!!! I lost my last pair if wellies but in the upside there is a sheep out there with nice dry back feet

wooo i now own you... your my biatch lol

What have I got to do? Naked plumbing? "

dunno erm.. what you good at??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bid two huggles and a super snuggle vs Minxie Minx.....

awwwww u win .......... and fank u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bid one beeeeellion pounds each for Cute and Temptingdevil.

Not for anything sexual. I need them for information purposes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bid one beeeeellion pounds each for Cute and Temptingdevil.

Not for anything sexual. I need them for information purposes."

oh heck...

lol

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

50p ....... Not fussy who I get for that... I just want my ironing done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bid a can of Stella cidre, daim bar and a mullers fruit corner for CutenSassy just so I can cover her in her death by chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"50p ....... Not fussy who I get for that... I just want my ironing done

Try up4funandgames. He was offering naked carpet cleaning services recently too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid a can of Stella cidre, daim bar and a mullers fruit corner for CutenSassy just so I can cover her in her death by chocolate cake

Geroff. My need is greater!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"50p ....... Not fussy who I get for that... I just want my ironing done

obihaive does naked ironing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bid a Big Mac meal and McFlurry for Jules the Slut

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I've just emptied my pockets and have 27p a button and some pocket fluff.

I am willing to put the 27p and button up for a blow job, first person to reply get's the gig.

And no I am keeping the pocket fluff so don't ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid a can of Stella cidre, daim bar and a mullers fruit corner for CutenSassy just so I can cover her in her death by chocolate cake

Geroff. My need is greater!"

I'll naked wrestle you in jelly and custard for Sassy

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"50p ....... Not fussy who I get for that... I just want my ironing done

obihaive does naked ironing."

For 50p???? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Can I just shout YEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid a can of Stella cidre, daim bar and a mullers fruit corner for CutenSassy just so I can cover her in her death by chocolate cake

Geroff. My need is greater!

I'll naked wrestle you in jelly and custard for Sassy

lmfao thats funny.. never had folk 'fight' over me.. you can share me. but i want to wstch the jelly and custard wrestle

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

will do most things for a burger .. i dont mind paying for it either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"50p ....... Not fussy who I get for that... I just want my ironing done

obihaive does naked ironing.

For 50p???? lol

Well if no one else bids that makes you the highest bidder lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I've just emptied my pockets and have 27p a button and some pocket fluff.

I am willing to put the 27p and button up for a blow job, first person to reply get's the gig.

And no I am keeping the pocket fluff so don't ask.

I was going to say yes, but withholding the fluff is a deal-breaker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid a can of Stella cidre, daim bar and a mullers fruit corner for CutenSassy just so I can cover her in her death by chocolate cake

Geroff. My need is greater!

I'll naked wrestle you in jelly and custard for Sassy

lmfao thats funny.. never had folk 'fight' over me.. you can share me. but i want to wstch the jelly and custard wrestle"

I think that sounds like a plan to me

But if we're sharing you have to wrestle to

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I've just emptied my pockets and have 27p a button and some pocket fluff.

I am willing to put the 27p and button up for a blow job, first person to reply get's the gig.

And no I am keeping the pocket fluff so don't ask.

I was going to say yes, but withholding the fluff is a deal-breaker.

Pah!

What if I sweetened the deal with belly button lint?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I've just emptied my pockets and have 27p a button and some pocket fluff.

I am willing to put the 27p and button up for a blow job, first person to reply get's the gig.

And no I am keeping the pocket fluff so don't ask.

I was going to say yes, but withholding the fluff is a deal-breaker.

Pah!

What if I sweetened the deal with belly button lint?

Mmmmm, tempting.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ill bid £1 for HPC so that I can have a go on the rocking horse that she is sat on in her avatar...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bid some belly button fluff for any female than will cook for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just emptied my pockets and have 27p a button and some pocket fluff.

I am willing to put the 27p and button up for a blow job, first person to reply get's the gig.

And no I am keeping the pocket fluff so don't ask.

But here’s the thing Monk-Funk ……! ,

Surely the only way to know for sure that your pocket is completely empty, would be to put your hand in it !!!!……..

Do you see where I’m coming from … eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill bid £1 for HPC so that I can have a go on the rocking horse that she is sat on in her avatar..."

I'll give you the £1 if you bring me back some genuine rocking horse shit for my roses.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im bidding a fiver for _ezebels arse.. well i say its _ezebells.. i actually think its a 21yr olds

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over a year ago

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I've just emptied my pockets and have 27p a button and some pocket fluff.

I am willing to put the 27p and button up for a blow job, first person to reply get's the gig.

And no I am keeping the pocket fluff so don't ask.

But here’s the thing Monk-Funk ……! ,

Surely the only way to know for sure that your pocket is completely empty, would be to put your hand in it !!!!……..

Do you see where I’m coming from … eh!

But but but surely if I put my hand in my pocket the pocket will be full?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just emptied my pockets and have 27p a button and some pocket fluff.

I am willing to put the 27p and button up for a blow job, first person to reply get's the gig.

And no I am keeping the pocket fluff so don't ask.

But here’s the thing Monk-Funk ……! ,

Surely the only way to know for sure that your pocket is completely empty, would be to put your hand in it !!!!……..

Do you see where I’m coming from … eh!

But but but surely if I put my hand in my pocket the pocket will be full?

I'm not sure if that’s an indicator you have small pockets or big hands?......

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Well no one can have me as im priceless but i'll auction off a death by chocolate cake"

I'll bid a good snoggling and huggling if its sugar free!!

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"I bid one soggy sheet for anyone who can help me get it that way!

"
that sounds like a challange i love one of them

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I bid one beeeeellion pounds each for Cute and Temptingdevil.

Not for anything sexual. I need them for information purposes."

What do you need to know?

Who about?

Or have you just.got a large maze baited with cake in your secret underground lab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

A batch of homemade choc chip cookies for Archangel.

And a batch of Shrewsbury biscuits for HornyPolicemen.

And you say I can do anything with them?

#fapsfuriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill bid an open pack of mint imperials, soz got hungry, a cake of the mans choice shoukd I win, emm hour in my hot tub, emmm and a fresh foofoo dor smike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A case of Brains SA to anyone with a hot-tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A case of Brains SA to anyone with a hot-tub

Already offered hour in my tub, dont do brains but if fostors on offer!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A batch of homemade choc chip cookies for Archangel.

And a batch of Shrewsbury biscuits for HornyPolicemen.

And you say I can do anything with them?

#fapsfuriously

whats a shrewsbury biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A case of Brains SA to anyone with a hot-tub

Already offered hour in my tub, dont do brains but if fostors on offer!!!!!"

Think I'm sold ....

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

"will do most things for a burger .. i dont mind paying for it either

I'm not keen on burgers but I do a mean cooked brekkie

course you have to build up a deserving appetite for the reward.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

we would like to place a bid on all the couples on here (we are dreedy)

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Im bidding a fiver for _ezebels arse.. well i say its _ezebells.. i actually think its a 21yr olds

Sadly she's taken it back but Im hoping to borrow it again for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im bidding a fiver for _ezebels arse.. well i say its _ezebells.. i actually think its a 21yr olds

Sadly she's taken it back but Im hoping to borrow it again for Christmas

typical..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"50p ....... Not fussy who I get for that... I just want my ironing done

obihaive does naked ironing.

For 50p???? lol

Well if no one else bids that makes you the highest bidder lol

I don't get the iron out for less than a beer token !

And no synthetics!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx"

hellllooooo I am here

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have a jar of my homemade chutney for a personal training session with Shag Athlete.

I have a little velvet bag, perfect for belly button fluff, for a grope of Funky Monkey's arse.

When does bidding close?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"50p ....... Not fussy who I get for that... I just want my ironing done

obihaive does naked ironing.

For 50p???? lol

Well if no one else bids that makes you the highest bidder lol

I don't get the iron out for less than a beer token !

And no synthetics!!!

Fine.... 50p + beer. final bid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"50p ....... Not fussy who I get for that... I just want my ironing done

obihaive does naked ironing.

For 50p???? lol

Well if no one else bids that makes you the highest bidder lol

I don't get the iron out for less than a beer token !

And no synthetics!!!

Fine.... 50p + beer. final bid

Sold!! And I'll let you off the 50p!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS someone else bid on me or I'm going to HornyPoliceman for £1.

Actually, scratch that. Don't worry, everything's fine here.

*packs self into a shipping crate labelled HornyPoliceman, Birmingham and arranges courier collection*

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A batch of homemade choc chip cookies for Archangel.

And a batch of Shrewsbury biscuits for HornyPolicemen.

And you say I can do anything with them?

#fapsfuriously

whats a shrewsbury biscuit?"

Quite delicate, crisp and with a hint of lemon.

And like me, very moreish!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"FFS someone else bid on me or I'm going to HornyPoliceman for £1.

Actually, scratch that. Don't worry, everything's fine here.

*packs self into a shipping crate labelled HornyPoliceman, Birmingham and arranges courier collection*"

Sorry to pee on your clogs but my sniping tool kicked in at £1.10 in the closing seconds. You belong to me now. A new label has been slapped on the crate. Property of Penfold of Gor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol ryan you cruel man..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol ryan you cruel man.."

It's ok, he's still in the stocks and I have the key.

We'll see who belongs to whom.

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got a matchbox full of belly button fluff, surely i can bid for anyone with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

"
£100 for Minxie and Miss behaving together...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I have a jar of my homemade chutney for a personal training session with Shag Athlete.

I have a little velvet bag, perfect for belly button fluff, for a grope of Funky Monkey's arse.

When does bidding close?"

This is a very strong bid.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Lol ryan you cruel man..

It's ok, he's still in the stocks and I have the key.

We'll see who belongs to whom.

;-)"

Yes we will. You know the rules

Speak up you're all muffled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol ryan you cruel man..

It's ok, he's still in the stocks and I have the key.

We'll see who belongs to whom.

;-)

Yes we will. You know the rules

Speak up you're all muffled

Pffffft. Rules? I don't think so.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Lol ryan you cruel man..

It's ok, he's still in the stocks and I have the key.

We'll see who belongs to whom.

;-)

Yes we will. You know the rules

Speak up you're all muffled

Pffffft. Rules? I don't think so.

Rule 1 is you don't get the last word now sshhh and hitch your silk a little higher lol

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've a 6p a litre discount voucher for any ladies that can't accomodate but will travel..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

£100 for Minxie and Miss behaving together...

that still only makes me worth £50 - u haven't raised your bid for me at all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

£100 for Minxie and Miss behaving together...

that still only makes me worth £50 - u haven't raised your bid for me at all lol

Haha I've just noticed that .... The cheek of it!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I bid Colin the chicken and his 15" dildo for anyone who is willing to try them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bid Colin the chicken and his 15" dildo for anyone who is willing to try them

Cue Dave .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bid some bus tickets with Mcdonalds offers printed on the back for Kev if he wants a burger. (no kebabs, sorry)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have a jar of my homemade chutney for a personal training session with Shag Athlete.

I have a little velvet bag, perfect for belly button fluff, for a grope of Funky Monkey's arse.

When does bidding close?

This is a very strong bid.

Oh goody. I've never been successful at auction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i will bid lots of melted chocolate and a wondering tongue to lick it off u littleone xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I will bid an undisclosed sum for Invictus to change his avatar so it doesnt look like hes about to do a poo on the toilet, or take one up the arse for the team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will bid an undisclosed sum for Invictus to change his avatar so it doesnt look like hes about to do a poo on the toilet, or take one up the arse for the team.

I think he is currently twiddling with bits to sort something out ........

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I will bid an undisclosed sum for Invictus to change his avatar so it doesnt look like hes about to do a poo on the toilet, or take one up the arse for the team.

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

"i'll bid £1 for everyone on the site so i can use them as my personal swinging army

sold !! can i be captain of dorset "
no you cannot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol ryan you cruel man..

It's ok, he's still in the stocks and I have the key.

We'll see who belongs to whom.

;-)

Yes we will. You know the rules

Speak up you're all muffled

Pffffft. Rules? I don't think so.

Rule 1 is you don't get the last word now sshhh and hitch your silk a little higher lol"

Yeah right, 'cos that'll happen

As for silks... I'm told it's rather nice to have a silk scarf inserted in one's lady parts and pulled out at an appropriate moment. Let us know if you enjoy pulling your silk out of where I'll stick it.

Rules indeed. Get back in the bloody stocks and know your place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

£100 for Minxie and Miss behaving together...

that still only makes me worth £50 - u haven't raised your bid for me at all lol

Oops £110 for both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

£100 for Minxie and Miss behaving together...

that still only makes me worth £50 - u haven't raised your bid for me at all lol

Oops £110 for both"

a slight improvement - am still miffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bid 100 Jaffa cakes and a cheeky blow job for hornypoliceman!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

£100 for Minxie and Miss behaving together...

that still only makes me worth £50 - u haven't raised your bid for me at all lol

Oops £110 for both

a slight improvement - am still miffed

£52 and a packet of Polos for Minxie plus a packet of tissues!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

£100 for Minxie and Miss behaving together...

that still only makes me worth £50 - u haven't raised your bid for me at all lol

Oops £110 for both

a slight improvement - am still miffed

£52 and a packet of Polos for Minxie plus a packet of tissues!!

oiiiiiiiiiiii the bidding was at £110 for both of us that makes it £55.00 at least lol ......... thats no bid then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£1.50 for studmcmuffin

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

£100 for Minxie and Miss behaving together...

that still only makes me worth £50 - u haven't raised your bid for me at all lol

Oops £110 for both

a slight improvement - am still miffed

£52 and a packet of Polos for Minxie plus a packet of tissues!!

oiiiiiiiiiiii the bidding was at £110 for both of us that makes it £55.00 at least lol ......... thats no bid then lol

stop whinging woman... At least you have had an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

£100 for Minxie and Miss behaving together...

that still only makes me worth £50 - u haven't raised your bid for me at all lol

Oops £110 for both

a slight improvement - am still miffed

£52 and a packet of Polos for Minxie plus a packet of tissues!!

oiiiiiiiiiiii the bidding was at £110 for both of us that makes it £55.00 at least lol ......... thats no bid then lol

stop whinging woman... At least you have had an offer

oooo consider me suitably told off

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Can we bid in foreign currency?

I have a few Euros left over from holidays!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we bid in foreign currency?

I have a few Euros left over from holidays!!!

how many is a "few"?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Can we bid in foreign currency?

I have a few Euros left over from holidays!!!

how many is a "few"?"

Hang on! I;ll need to clear out drawers, boxes, pockets in holiday shorts etc.... could take a while!

Are credit or debit cards acceptable?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd like to change my bid. Is that allowed?

Velvet bag for the belly button fluff to cop a feel of the Funky Monkey bot bot, as a above.

AND

Three empty milk cartons, some string and the cardboard tube from a loo roll for Invictus to be there when I feel Funky Monkey.

I need to carry out some practical experiments to see prove a theory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to change my bid. Is that allowed?

Velvet bag for the belly button fluff to cop a feel of the Funky Monkey bot bot, as a above.

AND

Three empty milk cartons, some string and the cardboard tube from a loo roll for Invictus to be there when I feel Funky Monkey.

I need to carry out some practical experiments to see prove a theory."

ooo would u like a hand, I could pass u bits

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I would like to bid a single rare orchid for viccyboi's arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

£100 for Minxie and Miss behaving together...

that still only makes me worth £50 - u haven't raised your bid for me at all lol

Oops £110 for both

a slight improvement - am still miffed

£52 and a packet of Polos for Minxie plus a packet of tissues!!

oiiiiiiiiiiii the bidding was at £110 for both of us that makes it £55.00 at least lol ......... thats no bid then lol

stop whinging woman... At least you have had an offer

oooo consider me suitably told off

Yeah. AND you haven't got anyone trying to enslave you. AND you're not packed in a crate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

£100 for Minxie and Miss behaving together...

that still only makes me worth £50 - u haven't raised your bid for me at all lol

Oops £110 for both

a slight improvement - am still miffed

£52 and a packet of Polos for Minxie plus a packet of tissues!!

oiiiiiiiiiiii the bidding was at £110 for both of us that makes it £55.00 at least lol ......... thats no bid then lol

stop whinging woman... At least you have had an offer

oooo consider me suitably told off

Yeah. AND you haven't got anyone trying to enslave you. AND you're not packed in a crate."

oooooops doubly told off

anymore and I'll be in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

£100 for Minxie and Miss behaving together...

that still only makes me worth £50 - u haven't raised your bid for me at all lol

Oops £110 for both

a slight improvement - am still miffed

£52 and a packet of Polos for Minxie plus a packet of tissues!!

oiiiiiiiiiiii the bidding was at £110 for both of us that makes it £55.00 at least lol ......... thats no bid then lol

Am I allowed to take the polo's to the norty corner even though bidding hasnt closed yet ???

just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

£100 for Minxie and Miss behaving together...

that still only makes me worth £50 - u haven't raised your bid for me at all lol

Oops £110 for both

a slight improvement - am still miffed

£52 and a packet of Polos for Minxie plus a packet of tissues!!

oiiiiiiiiiiii the bidding was at £110 for both of us that makes it £55.00 at least lol ......... thats no bid then lol

stop whinging woman... At least you have had an offer

oooo consider me suitably told off

Yeah. AND you haven't got anyone trying to enslave you. AND you're not packed in a crate."

Ok, £56.10,plus the polos plus the tissues, PLUS handcuffs in case Minxie is rumbled...(other thread) PLUS my fresh belly button fluff PLUS luxury packaging in the crate......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

£100 for Minxie and Miss behaving together...

that still only makes me worth £50 - u haven't raised your bid for me at all lol

Oops £110 for both

a slight improvement - am still miffed

£52 and a packet of Polos for Minxie plus a packet of tissues!!

oiiiiiiiiiiii the bidding was at £110 for both of us that makes it £55.00 at least lol ......... thats no bid then lol

stop whinging woman... At least you have had an offer

oooo consider me suitably told off

Yeah. AND you haven't got anyone trying to enslave you. AND you're not packed in a crate.

Ok, £56.10,plus the polos plus the tissues, PLUS handcuffs in case Minxie is rumbled...(other thread) PLUS my fresh belly button fluff PLUS luxury packaging in the crate......

bidded for ...........??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd like to change my bid. Is that allowed?

Velvet bag for the belly button fluff to cop a feel of the Funky Monkey bot bot, as a above.

AND

Three empty milk cartons, some string and the cardboard tube from a loo roll for Invictus to be there when I feel Funky Monkey.

I need to carry out some practical experiments to see prove a theory.

ooo would u like a hand, I could pass u bits

It could be very dangerous. There is a high chance of swooning and possibly being displaced in time and space. On the other hand we just feel some botties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to change my bid. Is that allowed?

Velvet bag for the belly button fluff to cop a feel of the Funky Monkey bot bot, as a above.

AND

Three empty milk cartons, some string and the cardboard tube from a loo roll for Invictus to be there when I feel Funky Monkey.

I need to carry out some practical experiments to see prove a theory.

ooo would u like a hand, I could pass u bits

It could be very dangerous. There is a high chance of swooning and possibly being displaced in time and space. On the other hand we just feel some botties."

i am already there holding Invictus' spurting hose thingame so am sure it will be ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bidded for you - as per the OP...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bidded for you - as per the OP...

I am not the OP thats someone else as I have explained to u lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bidded for you - as per the OP...

I am not the OP thats someone else as I have explained to u lol

Oh behave will ya! U know wot I mean........ don't you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bidded for you - as per the OP...

I am not the OP thats someone else as I have explained to u lol

Oh behave will ya! U know wot I mean........ don't you!

yeah but will Artful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bidded for you - as per the OP...

I am not the OP thats someone else as I have explained to u lol

Oh behave will ya! U know wot I mean........ don't you!

yeah but will Artful

I'm sure he's an intelligent kinda guy & will

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

£100 for Minxie and Miss behaving together...

that still only makes me worth £50 - u haven't raised your bid for me at all lol

Oops £110 for both"

Hoi... There's a reserve price set..... And you're way off

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

£100 for Minxie and Miss behaving together...

that still only makes me worth £50 - u haven't raised your bid for me at all lol

Oops £110 for both

Hoi... There's a reserve price set..... And you're way off

lol"

nice wiggle out of that one

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

£100 for Minxie and Miss behaving together...

that still only makes me worth £50 - u haven't raised your bid for me at all lol

Oops £110 for both

a slight improvement - am still miffed

£52 and a packet of Polos for Minxie plus a packet of tissues!!

oiiiiiiiiiiii the bidding was at £110 for both of us that makes it £55.00 at least lol ......... thats no bid then lol

stop whinging woman... At least you have had an offer

oooo consider me suitably told off

Yeah. AND you haven't got anyone trying to enslave you. AND you're not packed in a crate."

QUIET

You seem to forget you no longer have an opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bid £50 on minxie minx

hellllooooo I am here

Well I haven't been outbid yet

£51 for minxie minx

£100 for Minxie and Miss behaving together...

that still only makes me worth £50 - u haven't raised your bid for me at all lol

Oops £110 for both

a slight improvement - am still miffed

£52 and a packet of Polos for Minxie plus a packet of tissues!!

oiiiiiiiiiiii the bidding was at £110 for both of us that makes it £55.00 at least lol ......... thats no bid then lol

stop whinging woman... At least you have had an offer

oooo consider me suitably told off

Yeah. AND you haven't got anyone trying to enslave you. AND you're not packed in a crate.

QUIET

You seem to forget you no longer have an opinion.

Did Hell freeze over? The BBC haven't reported it yet.

Get back in the stocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm increasing my bid to 200

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, well I have Jaffa cakes, death by chocolate cake! A tin of quality street and some extra strong mints!!

What will that buy me?

Me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's donate winning amount to our fevourite Fabswingers.com to make it even better!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe nobody has put a bid in for Jo(game4it)

I bid a paper clip, a 5 amp fuse, some random fluff(possibly a pube) and 77p in loose change. I might have some other stuff under the seat of the car...... Or I could pay by direct debit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies and gentlemen.

You have made your bids, this is your first call for any more offers.

Going once....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies and gentlemen.

You have made your bids, this is your first call for any more offers.

Going once....

£100 and a Kit Kat for CutenSassy and her chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bid £2.50 for myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies and gentlemen.

You have made your bids, this is your first call for any more offers.

Going once....

£100 and a Kit Kat for CutenSassy and her chocolate cake

no one will outbid you on that one, but in fairness you'd have got a better cake if you paid someone to make you one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bid £2.50 for myself."

i'll raise you another £2.50 and i'll have you and we can have a girlie photo session

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I bid £2.50 for myself."

Naked in a crate with no money does not bode well for you.

To be safe though £2.60 and a fig roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bid £2.50 for myself.

Naked in a crate with no money does not bode well for you.

To be safe though £2.60 and a fig roll"

erm Ryan.. f off haha

i want kinky today, you had her yesterday now buzz off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bid £2.50 for myself.

Naked in a crate with no money does not bode well for you.

To be safe though £2.60 and a fig roll"

Naked? I most certainly am not! As if I'd pack myself into a crate naked.

Cute just outbid you anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bid £2.50 for myself.

Naked in a crate with no money does not bode well for you.

To be safe though £2.60 and a fig roll

erm Ryan.. f off haha

i want kinky today, you had her yesterday now buzz off lol

So he thinks. He just got one too many clogs to the head whilst locked in my stocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies and gentlemen.

You have made your bids, this is your first call for any more offers.

Going once....

£100 and a Kit Kat for CutenSassy and her chocolate cake

no one will outbid you on that one, but in fairness you'd have got a better cake if you paid someone to make you one lol "

I was thinking more along the lines of covering you in the cake and then eating it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies and gentlemen.

You have made your bids, this is your first call for any more offers.

Going once....

£100 and a Kit Kat for CutenSassy and her chocolate cake

no one will outbid you on that one, but in fairness you'd have got a better cake if you paid someone to make you one lol

I was thinking more along the lines of covering you in the cake and then eating it

am i drizzled in cream too?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies and gentlemen.

You have made your bids, this is your first call for any more offers.

Going once....

£100 and a Kit Kat for CutenSassy and her chocolate cake

no one will outbid you on that one, but in fairness you'd have got a better cake if you paid someone to make you one lol

I was thinking more along the lines of covering you in the cake and then eating it

am i drizzled in cream too?? lol "

All depending on what cream you want drizzling in

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I bid £2.50 for myself.

Naked in a crate with no money does not bode well for you.

To be safe though £2.60 and a fig roll

Naked? I most certainly am not! As if I'd pack myself into a crate naked.

Cute just outbid you anyway.

I'm out ! Never exceed what you are willing to pay. That fig roll bid was teetering on madness

Anyhow, you will be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyhow, you will be back

Here? I only ever leave when I get a timeout!

*gathers up dressing up clothes and make-up ready to visit Cute for the photo session*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyhow, you will be back

Here? I only ever leave when I get a timeout!

*gathers up dressing up clothes and make-up ready to visit Cute for the photo session*"

woooop! *sticks tongue out at ryan*... I get kinky today na na na naaaaaaa na! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bid with Scooby Snaks ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bid with Scooby Snaks ?"

sure can, ive bid with monopoly money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyhow, you will be back

Here? I only ever leave when I get a timeout!

*gathers up dressing up clothes and make-up ready to visit Cute for the photo session*

woooop! *sticks tongue out at ryan*... I get kinky today na na na naaaaaaa na! lol "

£3 and a packet of oreo's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyhow, you will be back

Here? I only ever leave when I get a timeout!

*gathers up dressing up clothes and make-up ready to visit Cute for the photo session*

woooop! *sticks tongue out at ryan*... I get kinky today na na na naaaaaaa na! lol

£3 and a packet of oreo's!

no you cant have kinky either,, sod off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyhow, you will be back

Here? I only ever leave when I get a timeout!

*gathers up dressing up clothes and make-up ready to visit Cute for the photo session*

woooop! *sticks tongue out at ryan*... I get kinky today na na na naaaaaaa na! lol

£3 and a packet of oreo's!

For who? If you mean me, Cute's bid was a £2.50 increase on mine, making £5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyhow, you will be back

Here? I only ever leave when I get a timeout!

*gathers up dressing up clothes and make-up ready to visit Cute for the photo session*

woooop! *sticks tongue out at ryan*... I get kinky today na na na naaaaaaa na! lol

£3 and a packet of oreo's!

For who? If you mean me, Cute's bid was a £2.50 increase on mine, making £5.

£5.05, a packet of oreo's and half a toblerone!

*blows raspberry at cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im gonna have to kick some ass if people keep bidding for Kinky... im going all bunny boiler on this one... MINE MINE MINE damm you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's bidding on who here I've lost track lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im gonna have to kick some ass if people keep bidding for Kinky... im going all bunny boiler on this one... MINE MINE MINE damm you! "

I'll stand on a box - you'll never get your foot high enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£5.05, a packet of oreo's and half a toblerone!

*blows raspberry at cute!

do not make me raid my daughters piggy bank

your so mean

£7.34 is my maximum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im gonna have to kick some ass if people keep bidding for Kinky... im going all bunny boiler on this one... MINE MINE MINE damm you!

I'll stand on a box - you'll never get your foot high enough!

not my fault im not tall

oh please let me have kinky for today.. *flutters lashes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's bidding on who here I've lost track lol

well i was bought for £100 and choc cake..

im currently after Kinky with a bid of £7.34

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Who's bidding on who here I've lost track lol

well i was bought for £100 and choc cake..

im currently after Kinky with a bid of £7.34"

I'll lend you £2.50 now go and blow obi out of the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's bidding on who here I've lost track lol

well i was bought for £100 and choc cake..

im currently after Kinky with a bid of £7.34

I'll lend you £2.50 now go and blow obi out of the water

mwah cheers Dave xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im gonna have to kick some ass if people keep bidding for Kinky... im going all bunny boiler on this one... MINE MINE MINE damm you!

I'll stand on a box - you'll never get your foot high enough!

not my fault im not tall

oh please let me have kinky for today.. *flutters lashes* "

Just kick the box out from under him, then kick his arse.

I'm coming for a girl dress up and photo session, Cute and bollocks to what anyone bids.

I'm not for sale. I give myself willingly (on a temporary basis) or not at all.

So there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

girly*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*shakes bum and wiggles* woop woop - thats my lil victory dance..

*sticks two fingers up at Obi and Ryan*

i get kinky, i get kinky

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over a year ago

Mind you, at a later date, any sexy people who want me (and aren't trying to enslave me!!!) might get me on a temporary basis by asking nicely.

I doubt anyone would want me on a longer term basis anyway. I am a nightmare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's bidding on who here I've lost track lol

well i was bought for £100 and choc cake..

im currently after Kinky with a bid of £7.34

I'll lend you £2.50 now go and blow obi out of the water

I'm in the bath.

Do I have to get out before I get blown?

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