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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some guys have been sending me messages with just ' U Hard ' as their message, U for a start is spelt ' You ' and do they mean am I hard as in I would kick there U's up their arses hard or could it be that I am hard incased in concrete or maybe they mean is my cock hard as they think I have a hard cock 24/7...

ffs you guys! Give your heads a wobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U wet?

U horny?

Yet to get a 'u hard' one though. I feel left out.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Some guys have been sending me messages with just ' U Hard ' as their message, U for a start is spelt ' You ' and do they mean am I hard as in I would kick there U's up their arses hard or could it be that I am hard incased in concrete or maybe they mean is my cock hard as they think I have a hard cock 24/7...

ffs you guys! Give your heads a wobble "

I think they mean in the first sense. They are clearly recruiting for a pugilist club

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

ffs ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does make you chuckle. Had the "wat u doin?" Messages. When I say I'm at work, they still ask if I'm hard!! Because walking around at work with a hard on, isn't going to get noticed

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

So that means u soft then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So that means u soft then?"

Semi..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning horn lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U bend?

I think we all do a little bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It does make you chuckle. Had the "wat u doin?" Messages. When I say I'm at work, they still ask if I'm hard!! Because walking around at work with a hard on, isn't going to get noticed "

Maybe they do and thats the norm for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some guys have been sending me messages with just ' U Hard ' as their message, U for a start is spelt ' You ' and do they mean am I hard as in I would kick there U's up their arses hard or could it be that I am hard incased in concrete or maybe they mean is my cock hard as they think I have a hard cock 24/7...

ffs you guys! Give your heads a wobble "

Hard with a capital “A”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some guys have been sending me messages with just ' U Hard ' as their message, U for a start is spelt ' You ' and do they mean am I hard as in I would kick there U's up their arses hard or could it be that I am hard incased in concrete or maybe they mean is my cock hard as they think I have a hard cock 24/7...

ffs you guys! Give your heads a wobble

Hard with a capital “A” "

You Aard?

No - I've just got a very long nose.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Nothing to do with your profile name OP ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These messages are a pest. There's nothing worse than text speak or just ridiculously unnecessary shortening of words, given the sparse nature of the message text. It would not be out of hand to expect one hundred percent attention to the three words being sent! It normally follows that these unsolicited shakespearian starters for ten come from "straight" men. It's funny a couple of times, but it gets tedious pretty quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These messages are a pest. There's nothing worse than text speak or just ridiculously unnecessary shortening of words, given the sparse nature of the message text. It would not be out of hand to expect one hundred percent attention to the three words being sent! It normally follows that these unsolicited shakespearian starters for ten come from "straight" men. It's funny a couple of times, but it gets tedious pretty quickly."

U OK hun? X

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By *immyGGMan
over a year ago

South Cheshire


"U OK hun? X"

Abs fumin hun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's funny when men complain about getting crappy dumb messages from men.

Take the pics off your profiles, use your mail filters, it's your own fault for being on a sex site.

Oops that's the advice women get.

Group hug boys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's funny when men complain about getting crappy dumb messages from men.

Take the pics off your profiles, use your mail filters, it's your own fault for being on a sex site.

Oops that's the advice women get.

Group hug boys. "

Ha ha thank you for the giggles there on that comment

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Some guys have been sending me messages with just ' U Hard ' as their message, U for a start is spelt ' You ' and do they mean am I hard as in I would kick there U's up their arses hard or could it be that I am hard incased in concrete or maybe they mean is my cock hard as they think I have a hard cock 24/7...

ffs you guys! Give your heads a wobble

I think they mean in the first sense. They are clearly recruiting for a pugilist club "

Word of the day is pugilist!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's funny when men complain about getting crappy dumb messages from men.

Take the pics off your profiles, use your mail filters, it's your own fault for being on a sex site.

Oops that's the advice women get.

Group hug boys. "

Its probably the same guys giving women advice that are sending the crappy messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"U OK hun? X

Abs fumin hun!"

Oh man I have been called ‘hun’ in messages by other males, instant block

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By *ingdangTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

haha, I often get a message from a stranger asking "u free now?". Free for what? I don't even bloody know you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still wondering if u r hard though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m ‘ard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some guys have been sending me messages with just ' U Hard ' as their message, U for a start is spelt ' You ' and do they mean am I hard as in I would kick there U's up their arses hard or could it be that I am hard incased in concrete or maybe they mean is my cock hard as they think I have a hard cock 24/7...

ffs you guys! Give your heads a wobble "

U hard mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get this all the time or wot size day

It is almost like being back to when you got charged by the letter for texts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still wondering if u r hard though?"

Hard as nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's funny when men complain about getting crappy dumb messages from men.

Take the pics off your profiles, use your mail filters, it's your own fault for being on a sex site.

Oops that's the advice women get.

Group hug boys.

Its probably the same guys giving women advice that are sending the crappy messages.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha, I often get a message from a stranger asking "u free now?". Free for what? I don't even bloody know you."

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By *el13ABCMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Often get messages asking me if I'm hard lol

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Some guys have been sending me messages with just ' U Hard ' as their message, U for a start is spelt ' You ' and do they mean am I hard as in I would kick there U's up their arses hard or could it be that I am hard incased in concrete or maybe they mean is my cock hard as they think I have a hard cock 24/7...

ffs you guys! Give your heads a wobble "
message them back saying ya i am hard as nails "you want sum"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i look hard. these viagra eye drops are amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get asked how big am I, when I reply 6ft 1 inch it's either blocked or abuse. How weird

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I just got a 'Ud get it?' What am I getting? I really hope its a puppy

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I got asked if I’d sell my boxers yesterday. But they had to be worn and the ones I have on in this pic. £50 apparently is the going rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I get these messages too. Just shows me the complete lack of general intelligence. Chavs really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just got a 'Ud get it?' What am I getting? I really hope its a puppy "

Ooh! Lucky you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I get these messages too. Just shows me the complete lack of general intelligence. Chavs really "

The chavs and chav nots.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got asked if I’d sell my boxers yesterday. But they had to be worn and the ones I have on in this pic. £50 apparently is the going rate "

Hook me up..lol

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By *illingToHelpMan
over a year ago

Oldham or South Shore

Has anyone had a “Wuut” message yet?

Apparently it means, “what you up to?”. Personally, if you can’t be bothered to spell words properly I dread to think how lazy you are in bed. Instant delete and block.

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By *hine_brightWoman
over a year ago

Macclesfield


"It's funny when men complain about getting crappy dumb messages from men.

Take the pics off your profiles, use your mail filters, it's your own fault for being on a sex site.

Oops that's the advice women get.

Group hug boys. "

Couldn't have said it better..this is exactly what a lot of the guys think. Why are you on here if you don't want to meet me for sex?

I'm sure some of them message thinking they're the only ones that have messaged and I'm just sat hovering over my inbox waiting for someone, especially when they leave it days or weeks between messages..Like I'd remember your random message in this sea! So many more interesting people with much more to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's funny when men complain about getting crappy dumb messages from men.

Take the pics off your profiles, use your mail filters, it's your own fault for being on a sex site.

Oops that's the advice women get.

Group hug boys.

Couldn't have said it better..this is exactly what a lot of the guys think. Why are you on here if you don't want to meet me for sex?

I'm sure some of them message thinking they're the only ones that have messaged and I'm just sat hovering over my inbox waiting for someone, especially when they leave it days or weeks between messages..Like I'd remember your random message in this sea! So many more interesting people with much more to say "

You mean you aren't sitting there in your finest lingerie waiting for the next time I just say "hey"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone had a “Wuut” message yet?"

There is no Dana - only Wuut.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Some guys have been sending me messages with just ' U Hard ' as their message, U for a start is spelt ' You ' and do they mean am I hard as in I would kick there U's up their arses hard or could it be that I am hard incased in concrete or maybe they mean is my cock hard as they think I have a hard cock 24/7...

ffs you guys! Give your heads a wobble message them back saying ya i am hard as nails "you want sum" "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Many of these weren't even born when we had the old keypad phones, when txt spk was a help for some

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By *arnsleyfun99Man
over a year ago

Barnsley / Wakefield

I get cum get your cock sucked pal quite a lot from random straight guys.

I hate people using that spelling in a none spunk context.

And secondly if these guys are straight and my profile says I’m not into guys does that mean I’m missing out on them offering me their girls by not replying

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By *ure_heatMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Send them my way - I'm always hard!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Maybe they meant, U hard at work, rather than, u hard, at work!

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By *hine_brightWoman
over a year ago

Macclesfield


"It's funny when men complain about getting crappy dumb messages from men.

Take the pics off your profiles, use your mail filters, it's your own fault for being on a sex site.

Oops that's the advice women get.

Group hug boys.

Couldn't have said it better..this is exactly what a lot of the guys think. Why are you on here if you don't want to meet me for sex?

I'm sure some of them message thinking they're the only ones that have messaged and I'm just sat hovering over my inbox waiting for someone, especially when they leave it days or weeks between messages..Like I'd remember your random message in this sea! So many more interesting people with much more to say

You mean you aren't sitting there in your finest lingerie waiting for the next time I just say "hey" "

haha, well not today but I was waiting yesterday

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By *illingToHelpMan
over a year ago

Oldham or South Shore


"Has anyone had a “Wuut” message yet?

There is no Dana - only Wuut. "

Say wuut?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had ‘U gay?’ ….no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had ‘U gay?’ ….no "

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