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By *avie65 OP   Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Holy fek, £34k per night for a suite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay okay Davie, you’ve won me over.

Just don’t be surprised when I hotfoot it out in the morning, leaving you with the bill

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Does that include brekkie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man who has just walked through with his sainsburys carrier bag looked lost

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By *avie65 OP   Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Okay okay Davie, you’ve won me over.

Just don’t be surprised when I hotfoot it out in the morning, leaving you with the bill "

Oooo la la

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By *avie65 OP   Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Does that include brekkie?"

No, but Spoons have a deal with Deliveroo!

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By *avie65 OP   Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"The man who has just walked through with his sainsburys carrier bag looked lost "

It should have been Waitrose at the very least.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Even if I were rich I would never spend silly money like that on a hotel. I would rather stay in a Hilton and give the rest to charity.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Does that include brekkie?

No, but Spoons have a deal with Deliveroo!"

You had me at spoons. Dieu will bring the hot chocolate stick from the machine

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By *avie65 OP   Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Even if I were rich I would never spend silly money like that on a hotel. I would rather stay in a Hilton and give the rest to charity."

Are you sure? The butler cuddles the dogs, that must make it value for money?

A standard room is £5k per night in high season.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Even if I were rich I would never spend silly money like that on a hotel. I would rather stay in a Hilton and give the rest to charity.

Are you sure? The butler cuddles the dogs, that must make it value for money?

A standard room is £5k per night in high season. "

Where is this masterpiece of modern capitalism? I doubt it's in Seton Sands

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By *avie65 OP   Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Even if I were rich I would never spend silly money like that on a hotel. I would rather stay in a Hilton and give the rest to charity.

Are you sure? The butler cuddles the dogs, that must make it value for money?

A standard room is £5k per night in high season.

Where is this masterpiece of modern capitalism? I doubt it's in Seton Sands "

Gosh no, it isn't that upmarket.

It is wedged in a corner of London between Belgravia, Mayfair, Hyde Park and Buckingham Palace.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Even if I were rich I would never spend silly money like that on a hotel. I would rather stay in a Hilton and give the rest to charity.

Are you sure? The butler cuddles the dogs, that must make it value for money?

A standard room is £5k per night in high season. "

Well now you explained thst, it's not as bad, is it?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Even if I were rich I would never spend silly money like that on a hotel. I would rather stay in a Hilton and give the rest to charity.

Are you sure? The butler cuddles the dogs, that must make it value for money?

A standard room is £5k per night in high season.

Where is this masterpiece of modern capitalism? I doubt it's in Seton Sands

Gosh no, it isn't that upmarket.

It is wedged in a corner of London between Belgravia, Mayfair, Hyde Park and Buckingham Palace. "

Rough end if town then

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By *avie65 OP   Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Even if I were rich I would never spend silly money like that on a hotel. I would rather stay in a Hilton and give the rest to charity.

Are you sure? The butler cuddles the dogs, that must make it value for money?

A standard room is £5k per night in high season.

Well now you explained thst, it's not as bad, is it? "

It's a steal. Some guy just spent 10 nights there and was going back with his family for the holiday season, Christmas, as it's the only place to be at that time if year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *avie65 OP   Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Even if I were rich I would never spend silly money like that on a hotel. I would rather stay in a Hilton and give the rest to charity.

Are you sure? The butler cuddles the dogs, that must make it value for money?

A standard room is £5k per night in high season.

Where is this masterpiece of modern capitalism? I doubt it's in Seton Sands

Gosh no, it isn't that upmarket.

It is wedged in a corner of London between Belgravia, Mayfair, Hyde Park and Buckingham Palace.

Rough end if town then "

As you said it's not Seton Sands. It's more of a Craig Tara type place.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Even if I were rich I would never spend silly money like that on a hotel. I would rather stay in a Hilton and give the rest to charity.

Are you sure? The butler cuddles the dogs, that must make it value for money?

A standard room is £5k per night in high season.

Well now you explained thst, it's not as bad, is it?

It's a steal. Some guy just spent 10 nights there and was going back with his family for the holiday season, Christmas, as it's the only place to be at that time if year. "

Pocket change. Compared to club F, it's a bargain

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Even if I were rich I would never spend silly money like that on a hotel. I would rather stay in a Hilton and give the rest to charity.

Are you sure? The butler cuddles the dogs, that must make it value for money?

A standard room is £5k per night in high season.

Where is this masterpiece of modern capitalism? I doubt it's in Seton Sands

Gosh no, it isn't that upmarket.

It is wedged in a corner of London between Belgravia, Mayfair, Hyde Park and Buckingham Palace.

Rough end if town then

As you said it's not Seton Sands. It's more of a Craig Tara type place. "

Longniddry Bents?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all a little bit obscene really though isnt it. I watch this programme but it bugs me

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stanley park hotel was my favourite the best part was being greeted by the owner in his dressing gown and having him listening to me and xxxxx fucking all day that was a good day fucking strange owner mind funny thing is about a month later he was on tv think its called 4 in a bed or something

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By *avie65 OP   Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"It's all a little bit obscene really though isnt it. I watch this programme but it bugs me"

Yes it is. Some of the places they go to are realistic and more affordable.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"It's all a little bit obscene really though isnt it. I watch this programme but it bugs me

Yes it is. Some of the places they go to are realistic and more affordable. "

Premier Inn does me. Bed. Lights. Bath. What more do you actually need?

Ps....fluffy towels...deffo

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By *avie65 OP   Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Even if I were rich I would never spend silly money like that on a hotel. I would rather stay in a Hilton and give the rest to charity.

Are you sure? The butler cuddles the dogs, that must make it value for money?

A standard room is £5k per night in high season.

Where is this masterpiece of modern capitalism? I doubt it's in Seton Sands

Gosh no, it isn't that upmarket.

It is wedged in a corner of London between Belgravia, Mayfair, Hyde Park and Buckingham Palace.

Rough end if town then

As you said it's not Seton Sands. It's more of a Craig Tara type place.

Longniddry Bents? "

A bit more up market.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Even if I were rich I would never spend silly money like that on a hotel. I would rather stay in a Hilton and give the rest to charity.

Are you sure? The butler cuddles the dogs, that must make it value for money?

A standard room is £5k per night in high season.

Where is this masterpiece of modern capitalism? I doubt it's in Seton Sands

Gosh no, it isn't that upmarket.

It is wedged in a corner of London between Belgravia, Mayfair, Hyde Park and Buckingham Palace.

Rough end if town then

As you said it's not Seton Sands. It's more of a Craig Tara type place.

Longniddry Bents?

A bit more up market. "

Gullane then

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By *avie65 OP   Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"It's all a little bit obscene really though isnt it. I watch this programme but it bugs me

Yes it is. Some of the places they go to are realistic and more affordable.

Premier Inn does me. Bed. Lights. Bath. What more do you actually need?

Ps....fluffy towels...deffo "

They are okay. I was in the HIE at St James during the festival. Never again.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"It's all a little bit obscene really though isnt it. I watch this programme but it bugs me

Yes it is. Some of the places they go to are realistic and more affordable.

Premier Inn does me. Bed. Lights. Bath. What more do you actually need?

Ps....fluffy towels...deffo

They are okay. I was in the HIE at St James during the festival. Never again. "

I do all I can to avoid the festival. Can't get in a pub. Can't get in a restaurant. Brutal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all a little bit obscene really though isnt it. I watch this programme but it bugs me

Yes it is. Some of the places they go to are realistic and more affordable.

Premier Inn does me. Bed. Lights. Bath. What more do you actually need?

Ps....fluffy towels...deffo

They are okay. I was in the HIE at St James during the festival. Never again.

I do all I can to avoid the festival. Can't get in a pub. Can't get in a restaurant. Brutal "

Same. I’m a total festival Scrooge.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Most expensive hotel in ireland is in the village where I'm from

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By *avie65 OP   Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"It's all a little bit obscene really though isnt it. I watch this programme but it bugs me

Yes it is. Some of the places they go to are realistic and more affordable.

Premier Inn does me. Bed. Lights. Bath. What more do you actually need?

Ps....fluffy towels...deffo

They are okay. I was in the HIE at St James during the festival. Never again.

I do all I can to avoid the festival. Can't get in a pub. Can't get in a restaurant. Brutal

Same. I’m a total festival Scrooge."

I thought you two were cultured.

What is wrong with drinks in plastic glasses, 3 hour waits to get a table in a restaurant and extortionate hotel prices?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"It's all a little bit obscene really though isnt it. I watch this programme but it bugs me

Yes it is. Some of the places they go to are realistic and more affordable.

Premier Inn does me. Bed. Lights. Bath. What more do you actually need?

Ps....fluffy towels...deffo

They are okay. I was in the HIE at St James during the festival. Never again.

I do all I can to avoid the festival. Can't get in a pub. Can't get in a restaurant. Brutal

Same. I’m a total festival Scrooge.

I thought you two were cultured.

What is wrong with drinks in plastic glasses, 3 hour waits to get a table in a restaurant and extortionate hotel prices? "

Me and dieu are classy you know. Burger and a thin glass of beer and we're sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many are allowed to stay ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a 6 night holiday that would have cost me over 12k had I paid,and a 3 night one that would have been 7k.

I could never dream of spending that much money.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I had a 6 night holiday that would have cost me over 12k had I paid,and a 3 night one that would have been 7k.

I could never dream of spending that much money. "

O break out in a sweat buying my train season ticket, so spending that amount on hotel would have me in a puddle x

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By *avie65 OP   Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"It's all a little bit obscene really though isnt it. I watch this programme but it bugs me

Yes it is. Some of the places they go to are realistic and more affordable.

Premier Inn does me. Bed. Lights. Bath. What more do you actually need?

Ps....fluffy towels...deffo

They are okay. I was in the HIE at St James during the festival. Never again.

I do all I can to avoid the festival. Can't get in a pub. Can't get in a restaurant. Brutal

Same. I’m a total festival Scrooge.

I thought you two were cultured.

What is wrong with drinks in plastic glasses, 3 hour waits to get a table in a restaurant and extortionate hotel prices?

Me and dieu are classy you know. Burger and a thin glass of beer and we're sorted "

Well part of the first sentence describes one of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What hotel was it?

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By *avie65 OP   Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"How many are allowed to stay ? lol "

As many as can be squeezed in.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth


"It's all a little bit obscene really though isnt it. I watch this programme but it bugs me

Yes it is. Some of the places they go to are realistic and more affordable.

Premier Inn does me. Bed. Lights. Bath. What more do you actually need?

Ps....fluffy towels...deffo

They are okay. I was in the HIE at St James during the festival. Never again.

I do all I can to avoid the festival. Can't get in a pub. Can't get in a restaurant. Brutal

Same. I’m a total festival Scrooge.

I thought you two were cultured.

What is wrong with drinks in plastic glasses, 3 hour waits to get a table in a restaurant and extortionate hotel prices?

Me and dieu are classy you know. Burger and a thin glass of beer and we're sorted "

Festival Scrooge? Awww, we all love being fleeced by Underbelly, especially at Hogmany. Nothing like being told how many friends can come to your flat for a party. . . .grrrr.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"It's all a little bit obscene really though isnt it. I watch this programme but it bugs me

Yes it is. Some of the places they go to are realistic and more affordable.

Premier Inn does me. Bed. Lights. Bath. What more do you actually need?

Ps....fluffy towels...deffo

They are okay. I was in the HIE at St James during the festival. Never again.

I do all I can to avoid the festival. Can't get in a pub. Can't get in a restaurant. Brutal

Same. I’m a total festival Scrooge.

I thought you two were cultured.

What is wrong with drinks in plastic glasses, 3 hour waits to get a table in a restaurant and extortionate hotel prices?

Me and dieu are classy you know. Burger and a thin glass of beer and we're sorted

Well part of the first sentence describes one of you. "

Harsh. True, but harsh

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By *avie65 OP   Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"What hotel was it?"

The Lanesborough in London.

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By *avie65 OP   Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Most expensive hotel in ireland is in the village where I'm from "

There was an Irish hotel on the programme a couple of years ago. I think it started out as the family home for the Guinness family, but don't quote me on that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holy fek, £34k per night for a suite. "
OP don’t be tight I bet you can afford it

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Most expensive hotel in ireland is in the village where I'm from

There was an Irish hotel on the programme a couple of years ago. I think it started out as the family home for the Guinness family, but don't quote me on that. "

Yes, saw that. Looked nice, but unjustified for the cost

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By *avie65 OP   Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"It's all a little bit obscene really though isnt it. I watch this programme but it bugs me

Yes it is. Some of the places they go to are realistic and more affordable.

Premier Inn does me. Bed. Lights. Bath. What more do you actually need?

Ps....fluffy towels...deffo

They are okay. I was in the HIE at St James during the festival. Never again.

I do all I can to avoid the festival. Can't get in a pub. Can't get in a restaurant. Brutal

Same. I’m a total festival Scrooge.

I thought you two were cultured.

What is wrong with drinks in plastic glasses, 3 hour waits to get a table in a restaurant and extortionate hotel prices?

Me and dieu are classy you know. Burger and a thin glass of beer and we're sorted

Festival Scrooge? Awww, we all love being fleeced by Underbelly, especially at Hogmany. Nothing like being told how many friends can come to your flat for a party. . . .grrrr."

Don't forget about the way it is slapped onto the countertop after queuing for 30 minutes.

But I will be back this year again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like posh hotels

I find them intimidating almost

The service is often overbearing

The prices are often scandalous

I like mid-range hotels with an upgraded room

I also like unusual hotels - I stayed in one in Hamburg that was a converted gasworks, one of the best hotel experiences I've had

Although a Minster View suite in The Royal York takes some beating

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