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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

War in Europe seems to be looming, so it would seem to be a good time to ask the key question of the hour, who would you want to share a bomb shelter with?

(And have sex with while your down there, just in case that wasn't clear.)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Eh, guess I'm gonna die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nice lady off fab. After a social that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it couldn’t be anal, as I’d literally be shitting myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is what they call it up in Newcastle.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Well it couldn’t be anal, as I’d literally be shitting myself."

I think it would be the least of our worries x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it couldn’t be anal, as I’d literally be shitting myself.

I think it would be the least of our worries x"

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I guess we could all go out with a bang, at least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refuse to engage in war. You're not getting me in any bunker.

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I refuse to engage in war. You're not getting me in any bunker. "

Well, how about a bunker on a golf course? Obviously in better weather. Hole in one?

Or in a coal bunker? With all that coal dust that ought to qualify as properly filthy sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger that ain’t going in to no shelter with you lot

I have standards don’t you know not high standards but there you go lol

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By *yrman57Man
over a year ago

Ayr


"War in Europe seems to be looming, so it would seem to be a good time to ask the key question of the hour, who would you want to share a bomb shelter with?

(And have sex with while your down there, just in case that wasn't clear.) "

A female with willing holes ... I'd make sure to Putin both !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it couldn’t be anal, as I’d literally be shitting myself."

Lmao xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refuse to engage in war. You're not getting me in any bunker.

Well, how about a bunker on a golf course? Obviously in better weather. Hole in one?

Or in a coal bunker? With all that coal dust that ought to qualify as properly filthy sex. "

Ah now a golf course sounds better, but in the rough bit down by the lake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eh, guess I'm gonna die "
your welcome to play in Vegas...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can think of somebody.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth


"Well it couldn’t be anal, as I’d literally be shitting myself.

Lmao xx"

Is that txt for Laugh My Arse Out? Seems appropriate in the circumstances. . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can think of somebody.

"

I think Putin will be a tad busy, have to go to plan b.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can think of somebody.

I think Putin will be a tad busy, have to go to plan b."

Plan b still involves Putin… Putin my penis in you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can think of somebody.

I think Putin will be a tad busy, have to go to plan b.

Plan b still involves Putin… Putin my penis in you."

I deserved that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We've got each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can think of somebody.

I think Putin will be a tad busy, have to go to plan b.

Plan b still involves Putin… Putin my penis in you.

I deserved that"

Surprised you didn’t see it coming.

The joke, not my penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The plumber from delight and the plumber and, I would not be checking if the war was over. He will be after two hours.

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

The sanctions are gonna rack up real fast… I don’t think this will escalate into a. Full world war like the media is making out. Putin can fuck off of course but yeh, he’s making a monstrous mistake and I think it’ll end quick enough.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

My beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The risk of nuclear engagement ,sanctions and total nato involvement suggests this isn't going to be the war people think.

That said ,if Russia does attack, that's provocation for nato to jump in. If Russia invades and attempts siege the un gets involved, attack on the un will end putin soooo again I cant see this 3scqlqting.

I could be wrong, I have been wrong before

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