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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With a sugar daddy???

My bestie has decided that she is either going to get me sorted or she is signing me up for a sugar daddy !

At the time I just laughed at her ( like she is being ridiculous)

But then I ponder …. Will I actually feel ready to have sex with someone? Have I got to a point where sex doesn’t interest me, other things do but I have zero thoughts on having a penis near me !

Or is there just something wrong with me!

Thoughts below and thank you

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Are you asking us if you are ready to start having sex for money?

Or are you confused on what a sugar baby is?

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Keep baking cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean, single is also an option…

I’m pretty sure a “sugar daddy” would probably want something in return after paying for all someone’s shit.

Not literal shit, obviously, although on here that could also be a thing.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I mean, single is also an option…

I’m pretty sure a “sugar daddy” would probably want something in return after paying for all someone’s shit.

Not literal shit, obviously, although on here that could also be a thing."

A return on their investment, exactly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m still recovering from the weekends cake order that went out! So many cupcakes!

But no I don’t want to have sex for money

Nor do I have any interest in just sex with randoms

But it’s virtually impossible to find everything I want in one man !

So pffffffffffffff

Bearing in mind I should be doing housework

Yet I can’t be arsed! Where is my magic wand!!

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask for sweetex

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Ps get on with that housework

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still recovering from the weekends cake order that went out! So many cupcakes!

But no I don’t want to have sex for money

Nor do I have any interest in just sex with randoms

But it’s virtually impossible to find everything I want in one man !

So pffffffffffffff

Bearing in mind I should be doing housework

Yet I can’t be arsed! Where is my magic wand!! "

In all fairness to you hope whatever way you go it makes you happy

We only have one life so enjoy

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Finding everything you want in one person can be an impossible task, but it doesn’t mean you need to settle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ps get on with that housework "

But I don’t want to !!!

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Ps get on with that housework

But I don’t want to !!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ps get on with that housework

But I don’t want to !!!

"

Yeah yeah

I’ll just finish my ciggie first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still recovering from the weekends cake order that went out! So many cupcakes!

But no I don’t want to have sex for money

Nor do I have any interest in just sex with randoms

But it’s virtually impossible to find everything I want in one man !

So pffffffffffffff

Bearing in mind I should be doing housework

Yet I can’t be arsed! Where is my magic wand!! "

Have multiple sugar daddies. Use their money to pay for a maid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have zero thoughts on having a penis near me !"

In your kitchen

Bake a cake

Tamberine playing monkey in a hat

1000 helicoptering penis's

thinking about baking a cake with a 'Tamberine playing monkey in a hat' & '1000 helicoptering penis's' ?

I have zero thoughts on having a penis near me !" -still relevant?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have zero thoughts on having a penis near me !

In your kitchen

Bake a cake

Tamberine playing monkey in a hat

1000 helicoptering penis's

thinking about baking a cake with a 'Tamberine playing monkey in a hat' & '1000 helicoptering penis's' ?

I have zero thoughts on having a penis near me !" -still relevant?

"

Your not suppose to give me nightmares!!

Monkeys are unhygienic and wouldn’t be allowed in my kitchen! You do know they little cretons!

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