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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you were the last man on earth what would you do

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Get very very Inebriated

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Start making a list of all the straight women I’m going to fuck seeing as there’s no competition left

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

^she wants to get d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get very very Inebriated "

But you’re a woman.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Start making a list of all the straight women I’m going to fuck seeing as there’s no competition left "

But you’re a woman?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Start making a list of all the straight women I’m going to fuck seeing as there’s no competition left

But you’re a woman?"

Yes the question was if we were the last man on earth - so I’d be a man

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Enjoy the silence as the last of man kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were the last man on earth what would you do "

I’d say hello ladies

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’d get on my horse and ride up to the obligatory semi-destroyed Statue of Liberty laying on a beach before shouting, ‘You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Start making a list of all the straight women I’m going to fuck seeing as there’s no competition left

But you’re a woman?

Yes the question was if we were the last man on earth - so I’d be a man"

Silly me I thought it was the last person on Earth, which given the situation in the Ukraine at the moment, is a valid mistake. Apologies but if you still want to fuck me then PM me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d get on my horse and ride up to the obligatory semi-destroyed Statue of Liberty laying on a beach before shouting, ‘You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up!’ "

But Chuck had a very attractive bird in tow!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If you were the last man on earth what would you do "

Be straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll put in my profile:

"First message without a face pic gets an instant block"

"Don't send a pussy pic unless I ask for it. I can't be looking at them with every message I get. I know what a fanny looks like!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be probably a bit knackered procurating the species

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’d get on my horse and ride up to the obligatory semi-destroyed Statue of Liberty laying on a beach before shouting, ‘You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up!’

But Chuck had a very attractive bird in tow!"

Can I keep her to?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Get very very Inebriated

But you’re a woman......."

Ah but you started the OP with IF...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d get on my horse and ride up to the obligatory semi-destroyed Statue of Liberty laying on a beach before shouting, ‘You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up!’

But Chuck had a very attractive bird in tow!

Can I keep her to? "

Tuts..........go on then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get very very Inebriated

But you’re a woman.......

Ah but you started the OP with IF... "

Good point well made!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll put in my profile:

"First message without a face pic gets an instant block"

"Don't send a pussy pic unless I ask for it. I can't be looking at them with every message I get. I know what a fanny looks like!""

Very funny!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

There's a great but weird book called The Last One at the Party by Bethany Clift that has this as its premise (she stays a woman though, doesn't become a man) and has made me think about the whole scenario slightly differently.

Have animals survived? If so I'd try to release as many as I safely could from the local zoos (lions have had it because I don't like my chances of releasing them and managing to remain uneaten, but the zebras can run free through Chester), break into as many people's homes as I could to let their dogs and cats out, then I'd try to find myself some sort of eco-home with solar power and water treatment in readiness for when the power goes out.

I don't think I'd last long, I haven't the skills to look after myself without the conveniences of modern life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try and offend myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide myself away and be earned the ultimate prize i was born to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hide myself away and be earned the ultimate prize i was born to be"
wait a minute thats just like now too

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Be the same because people still wouldn't answer my messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try and offend myself."

Is that possible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try and offend myself.

Is that possible?"

Not as yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try and offend myself.

Is that possible?

Not as yet."

Are you originally from Kent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try and offend myself.

Is that possible?

Not as yet.

Are you originally from Kent? "

No, but I have been referred to as something similar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open a new business 'rent-a-cock'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try and offend myself.

Is that possible?

Not as yet.

Are you originally from Kent?

No, but I have been referred to as something similar. "

Ah I see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would start up an ‘only fans’ account.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I would get ready for the onslaught of "put my socks in the washing".

No, I would cover a palace, there must a king not using it somewhere, in soft furnishings and animal furs, from animals who had passed not murdered.

Then I would get lots of grapes that could be fed to me.

Then I would open the doors and let my harem in, in various states of undress to lounge around and please me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being an introvert I’d see it as my calling to go everywhere I possibly could within any restrictions (air travel etc) no people would be bliss. I just wonder how long I’d take to get lonely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or what would it be like if there was only one lady on earth !

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Being an introvert I’d see it as my calling to go everywhere I possibly could within any restrictions (air travel etc) no people would be bliss. I just wonder how long I’d take to get lonely "

There would still be women, technically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being an introvert I’d see it as my calling to go everywhere I possibly could within any restrictions (air travel etc) no people would be bliss. I just wonder how long I’d take to get lonely

There would still be women, technically. "

Oh I’ll stay in the house then

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"If you were the last man on earth what would you do "

I’d go round and tighten all the things with screw tops to fuck over all the women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travel to Northern Norway and spunk loads of my cum in the ice. I’d use galvanised steel girders from the nearest construction area and drive them to create the shape of a diamond. In the centre would be this ice-cum inside of some kind of weather resistant container. Maybe aliens would be able to recreate us then.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Travel to Northern Norway and spunk loads of my cum in the ice. I’d use galvanised steel girders from the nearest construction area and drive them to create the shape of a diamond. In the centre would be this ice-cum inside of some kind of weather resistant container. Maybe aliens would be able to recreate us then."

This wins the internet

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Being an introvert I’d see it as my calling to go everywhere I possibly could within any restrictions (air travel etc) no people would be bliss. I just wonder how long I’d take to get lonely

There would still be women, technically. "

It’s interesting how people have read the OP differently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being an introvert I’d see it as my calling to go everywhere I possibly could within any restrictions (air travel etc) no people would be bliss. I just wonder how long I’d take to get lonely

There would still be women, technically.

It’s interesting how people have read the OP differently "

I’m apparently too innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Start making a list of all the straight women I’m going to fuck seeing as there’s no competition left "

Really testing them when they said "Not if you were the last man on Earth"

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Poul Anderson wrote 'Virgin Planet' on this premise - Spaceman lands on a planet of cloned women. His problems were those who didn't believe him and wanted to kill the imposter, did believe him - but then wanted to cut his knackers off to use them and the very, very small group on the planet who wanted to sleep with him to find out directly.

Not unlike Fab...

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I'd be really, really busy with women clambering for my service.

I'd be the only person on the planet that could load a dishwasher properly.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Wank. A lot.

LvM

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By *o1-NeilMan
over a year ago

northampton

I’d get tired of putting all the bins out , catching spiders and not be able to blame other blokes for leaving the toilet seat up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some sleep

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By *andy and DannyCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple


"I’d get on my horse and ride up to the obligatory semi-destroyed Statue of Liberty laying on a beach before shouting, ‘You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up!’

But Chuck had a very attractive bird in tow!"
she was a bit on the hairy side but fit for a chimp

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ


"I’d get on my horse and ride up to the obligatory semi-destroyed Statue of Liberty laying on a beach before shouting, ‘You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up!’

But Chuck had a very attractive bird in tow!she was a bit on the hairy side but fit for a chimp "

His mate Nova (Linda Harrison) was definitely not a chimp and well worth repopulating the planet with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the weather really.

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