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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A snake on a cake...

A mouse in a house...

A crow in a throw...

Keep it going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A duck on a truck

A Mongoose on the loose

A fish on a dish

An eel at the wheel

A panda on a sander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat on a mat

A rhino on my lino

A llama with no drama

A bear without a care

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A frog on a dog

A rhino on the lino

A gnu on a canoe

A weasel on an easel

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A spider in cider

A lizard in a blizzard

A hare on a chair

A meerkat on a beermat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A hippo with a Zippo

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A dinosaur with a chainsaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An aye-aye says bye bye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Ocelot smoking pot

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A kiwi using a she-wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A worker bee eating Linguine

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"

A panda on a sander

"

A panda on a veranda, surely.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

An orangutan with an orange van

A fruit bat with a cute hat

A giraffe having a laugh

A clown fish with a brown dish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A parrot with a carrot

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

A panda on a sander

A panda on a veranda, surely. "

A salamander on a panda ?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Ants in my pants

A bear eating a pear

A pig in a wig

A shark in the park.

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By *ony tunnelMan
over a year ago

birkenhead

A seagull on an eagle.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

An eel on a Ferris wheel

A giraffe in the bath

Fleas in dungarees

An Akita on a fan heater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An orangutan with Kool and the gang

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A kite on a light

A vole going up a hole

A hawk taking a fork

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

An armadillo on a pillow.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

An axolotl in a bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog on the bog

A cat in my flat

A monkey in my daily spunky

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A bat eats a rat

A bear loves a pear

A boar does a roar

A bison sees the python

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A monkey in my daily spunky"

Better than a limb in your quim.

Or Gnus in your anus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bison with a Dyson

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A fox with cocks

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

An anteater on a fajita

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A ferret gets a beret

A frog has a snog

A fox jumps in the box

A fly passes by and says hi

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By *ollbiMan
over a year ago

newcastle

A sloth in a froth

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

A zebra called Debra

A yak on its back

A bull on the pull

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"A sloth in a froth"

... or in a broth!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

A kite has a shite

A duck has a fuck

A lizard in a blizzard

A dingo goes to bingo

A gibbon with a ribbon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hog on the bog

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

A rabbit with a habit

A squirrel in the Wirral

A shitzu in a shit zoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hippo having lipo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pterodactyl eating some mackerel

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

A zebra on a Vespa

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A yeti with spaghetti

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A stallion with a medallion

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A cockroach as a brooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These have made me giggle

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A beagle for a giggle

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

An octopus with an abacus

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

A lobster with a toaster

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A poodle with a noodle

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

A crab in a hijab

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A pangolin with a mandoline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lizard in a blizzard

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A bison with Mike Tyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pike on a bike

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

A squid in a lid

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A newt in a suit

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A condor in the Rhondda

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A lynx with drinks

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A Bee having a Pee......

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"A Bee having a Pee......"

A shrew having a poo

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A blobfish on a dish

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A Rat Straddling a Cat.....

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

An echidna with a stigma

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

An alligator with a vibrator

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

An aye-aye meets popeye

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

A goat on a boat

A sheep thats asleep

A lamb in a pram

A cow taking a bow

A ferrit earning a merit

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A cuttlefish with a butterdish

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

An Adder with a Ladder....

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A capybara with a tiara

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A yak with a backpack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crab in a Saab

A croc on a rock

A shrew in a shoe

A lizard in a blizzard.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A Panda fucking Miranda.....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A unicorn with a puny horn

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A thorny devil is such a rebel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amphibian on a sybian

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A Tiger up the Eiger......

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

An Ibex with Tippex

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

An aardvark with a birthmark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slug having a tug

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A sheep having a sleep

A snail out on bail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stoat in a coat

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A Horse Buggering Morse.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A frog in a bog

Cat in a hat

Goat in a boat

Snake in a lake

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A hoatzin on the gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A koala attending a gala

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A spider watching Easy Rider

A stork using a fork

A lamb pushing a pram

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

An ocelot painting gloss a lot

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A kagu singing aagadu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Antelope on dope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A badger flashing his tadger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A snake on a cake...

A mouse in a house...

A crow in a throw...

Keep it going "

A Piranha in pyjamas ate

A pack full of Llamas

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A fangtooth in a booth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A cheetah being neater

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Kippers in slippers

Pike on a bike

Perch in church

Haddock in the paddock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skunks in trunks

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Diplodocus with streptococcus

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A shoebill with a drill

A parrot-fish on a dish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Shih Tzu in a zoo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shark on the mark

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A babirusa on a trip to Tulsa

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A dik-dik has no beak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Albatross as your boss

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A blue footed boobie going to the movies

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

An orangutan with Putin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A parrot on a carrot

A sparrow on a barrow

A hen on a den

A chick on a dick

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A Siamese on a trapeze

An Alsation at the station

A Pekingese having a sneeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giraffe in the bath

Dog on the bog

Horse on a speed awareness course

Owl with a trowel

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A Crane playing in the Rain......

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Anaconda driving a Honda

Bison with a Dyson

Mullet with a Nutri-Bullet

Hornbill with a George Forman Grill

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Bull on the pull

Stag wants a shag

Vixen with no knicks on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A buffalo reading The Gruffalo

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A gruffalo eating buffalo

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A moth in the broth

A frog in the bog

A cockroach on the coach

A spider in the cider

A goat on a boat

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A duck having a fuck

A stag having a shag

A gnu having a screw

A horse having intercourse

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A Stoat running a Tote on a Boat....

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By *ollbiMan
over a year ago

newcastle

A witchety grub in your thingemybob

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

This old thread survived and yet you still revived!

It lives on its own merit like the proverbial ferret .

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By *ob and DeeWoman
over a year ago

crook

an antilope with the pope

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Intercouse with a horse

Up the rear of a deer

Now and then with a hen

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By *ob and DeeWoman
over a year ago

crook

Venezuelan poodle moth eating broth.a star-nosed mole out for a stroll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Holy crap, how did this get revived?

Guess I'll go with Phoenix with a Kleenex

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Lion in Zion

D.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

A moose loose about this hoose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A leech on a beach

A slug on a rug

An emu in the rear-view

A snail in the mail

A hen on the fen

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By *uckMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe DN15

Throbbing robin

get his knob in

bobbing and gobbing

Leaves her sobbing.

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