FabSwingers.com forum: Who has the most vertical erection on fab?

By *art123 OP Man
over a year ago

Stoke

Best I can get is around a 45degree angle, must be great to have one pointing right up!

How vertical is yours?!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Erect Jim

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Never really thought of it.

Probably around 80° maybe 85° on a good day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if I’m lying down or standing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would it be great to point straight up? Unless you are looking to carry donuts around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I'm off to buy a protractor!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donuts work best at just off horizontal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear front on penis pictures are the best.

Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.

So 45 degrees would work.

Get them banged out lads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me with a strap-on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.

How so?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.

How so?"

Japseye…..

Pirates with an eye patch….

One eye….

I love explaining jokes.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. Maybe people should change their profile pics to enable us to decide

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I rather enjoy MixedDevil especially his tent he pitches in his spread leg pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.

How so?

Japseye…..

Pirates with an eye patch….

One eye….

I love explaining jokes."

Because it's a line?

Casual racism - gotcha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It points to the heavens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's going on here then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It points to the heavens "

You called ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine points fairly straight up, can get that extra jump in it by making it twitch though

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It points to the heavens "

I went to check your claims

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is too heavy to point up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.

How so?

Japseye…..

Pirates with an eye patch….

One eye….

I love explaining jokes.

Because it's a line?

Casual racism - gotcha

Did Japanese pirates not exist?

Or are you just deciding this in a lame attempt to accuse somebody of “casual racism”…

Or is it the word Japseye you’re not fond of?

Feel free to start a petition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine goes to the left a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.

How so?

Japseye…..

Pirates with an eye patch….

One eye….

I love explaining jokes.

Because it's a line?

Casual racism - gotcha

Did Japanese pirates not exist?

Or are you just deciding this in a lame attempt to accuse somebody of “casual racism”…

Or is it the word Japseye you’re not fond of?

Feel free to start a petition.

Correct - the seventies called and asked for Japseye back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.

How so?

Japseye…..

Pirates with an eye patch….

One eye….

I love explaining jokes.

Because it's a line?

Casual racism - gotcha

Did Japanese pirates not exist?

Or are you just deciding this in a lame attempt to accuse somebody of “casual racism”…

Or is it the word Japseye you’re not fond of?

Feel free to start a petition.

Personally, I fucking hate the word. Makes me cringe every time I see it and it does have racist connotations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.

How so?

Japseye…..

Pirates with an eye patch….

One eye….

I love explaining jokes.

Because it's a line?

Casual racism - gotcha

Did Japanese pirates not exist?

Or are you just deciding this in a lame attempt to accuse somebody of “casual racism”…

Or is it the word Japseye you’re not fond of?

Feel free to start a petition.

Correct - the seventies called and asked for Japseye back

Good one…

Only I wasn’t around in the 70’s so clearly it’s been used since.

Get back to me with what word you’d prefer and I’ll use that.

Bet you’re fun at party’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.

How so?

Japseye…..

Pirates with an eye patch….

One eye….

I love explaining jokes.

Because it's a line?

Casual racism - gotcha

Did Japanese pirates not exist?

Or are you just deciding this in a lame attempt to accuse somebody of “casual racism”…

Or is it the word Japseye you’re not fond of?

Feel free to start a petition.

Personally, I fucking hate the word. Makes me cringe every time I see it and it does have racist connotations. "

I didn’t come up with it….

Apologies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine can touch my belly button

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Why does someone always have to get offended on every bloody thread! Totally turns a fun thread the other way. It was a joke (maybe not the best joke) but still a joke. Jesus wept!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.

How so?

Japseye…..

Pirates with an eye patch….

One eye….

I love explaining jokes.

Because it's a line?

Casual racism - gotcha

Did Japanese pirates not exist?

Or are you just deciding this in a lame attempt to accuse somebody of “casual racism”…

Or is it the word Japseye you’re not fond of?

Feel free to start a petition.

Correct - the seventies called and asked for Japseye back

Good one…

Only I wasn’t around in the 70’s so clearly it’s been used since.

Get back to me with what word you’d prefer and I’ll use that.

Bet you’re fun at party’s."

So are you if racist jokes are your thing

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By *ake-Me-FeelWoman
over a year ago

Sussex

"I think mine points fairly straight up, can get that extra jump in it by making it twitch though

I love it when I make them twitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does someone always have to get offended on every bloody thread! Totally turns a fun thread the other way. It was a joke (maybe not the best joke) but still a joke. Jesus wept!"

Agreed.

Not my best.

I’ll take that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooooo….. Back to penises then….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.

How so?

Japseye…..

Pirates with an eye patch….

One eye….

I love explaining jokes.

Because it's a line?

Casual racism - gotcha

Did Japanese pirates not exist?

Or are you just deciding this in a lame attempt to accuse somebody of “casual racism”…

Or is it the word Japseye you’re not fond of?

Feel free to start a petition.

Correct - the seventies called and asked for Japseye back

Good one…

Only I wasn’t around in the 70’s so clearly it’s been used since.

Get back to me with what word you’d prefer and I’ll use that.

Bet you’re fun at party’s.

So are you if racist jokes are your thing

Oh, yay, you’re still going.

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By *art123 OP Man
over a year ago

Stoke

"Why does someone always have to get offended on every bloody thread! Totally turns a fun thread the other way. It was a joke (maybe not the best joke) but still a joke. Jesus wept!"

Hear hear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why dont all the fun sponges just start there own thread n fucking be offended at everything there ,sorry rant over

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By *art123 OP Man
over a year ago

Stoke

"Mine can touch my belly button

That’s quite an elite club

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I think mine points fairly straight up, can get that extra jump in it by making it twitch though

I love it when I make them twitch

Ooh the hands free twitchers are something else

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I think mine points fairly straight up, can get that extra jump in it by making it twitch though

I love it when I make them twitch

Oh I love a twitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooooo….. Back to penises then…."

Yes back to the cocks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The letter l

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"The letter l"

Yours is a good contender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone ask how vertical they go

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

So vertical that unfortunately reverse cowgirl is painful

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Do you think the younger you are the more vertical?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The letter l

Yours is a good contender "

“You don’t understand. I coulda' had class. I coulda' been a contender. I could’ve been somebody instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let’s face it."

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"The letter l

Yours is a good contender

“You don’t understand. I coulda' had class. I coulda' been a contender. I could’ve been somebody instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let’s face it."

. An adorable bum though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think the younger you are the more vertical? "

No idea, you tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think mine points fairly straight up, can get that extra jump in it by making it twitch though

I love it when I make them twitch

Oh I love a twitch

Be right back, have a new video idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends if I’m lying down or standing up

Mine too

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Do you think the younger you are the more vertical? "

A research programme is needed to get a definitive answer to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The letter l

Yours is a good contender

“You don’t understand. I coulda' had class. I coulda' been a contender. I could’ve been somebody instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let’s face it."

. An adorable bum though

"
that was the best copy paste message i ever sent anyone

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Do you think the younger you are the more vertical?

A research programme is needed to get a definitive answer to that

It is. Maybe we should look into this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can beat Jim, mine has virtually no gap between my cock and my chest. Haven’t got a pic of it though I don’t wank in that position but I’ll upload one. It could be strapped to me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I think mine points fairly straight up, can get that extra jump in it by making it twitch though

I love it when I make them twitch

Oh I love a twitch

Be right back, have a new video idea

Oh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think the younger you are the more vertical?

A research programme is needed to get a definitive answer to that

It is. Maybe we should look into this

Test Subject 001 here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely the shorter the cock the better. Long ones would fall over.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Do you think the younger you are the more vertical?

A research programme is needed to get a definitive answer to that

It is. Maybe we should look into this

Think we should

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My japseye points up

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Surely the shorter the cock the better. Long ones would fall over.

You’d think so, but not always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven’t got a pic of it though I don’t wank in that position but I’ll upload one. It could be strapped to me"

Bare necessities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My japseye points up

Uh oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My japseye points up

You can’t say that word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely the shorter the cock the better. Long ones would fall over.

"
depends how deep the foundations

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"So vertical that unfortunately reverse cowgirl is painful

One of the downsides to a too vertical one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an odd question.... but mine has a bit of an upwards curve to it, does that count?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"So vertical that unfortunately reverse cowgirl is painful

One of the downsides to a too vertical one

Yes. Always a worry you might snap it in half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So vertical that unfortunately reverse cowgirl is painful

One of the downsides to a too vertical one

Yes. Always a worry you might snap it in half

Mine is ideal for cowgirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So vertical that unfortunately reverse cowgirl is painful

One of the downsides to a too vertical one

Yes. Always a worry you might snap it in half

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its the worst position in sex anyway all flash no pumpin

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"So vertical that unfortunately reverse cowgirl is painful

One of the downsides to a too vertical one

Yes. Always a worry you might snap it in half

But a plus, works marvellously for standing up

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"My japseye points up

You can’t say that word."

Sorry. Points is very rude. I’ll change it to stands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My japseye points up

You can’t say that word.

Sorry. Points is very rude. I’ll change it to stands. "

Appreciate it.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"So vertical that unfortunately reverse cowgirl is painful

One of the downsides to a too vertical one

Yes. Always a worry you might snap it in half

Less in half, more ripped off at the base

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My japseye points up

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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago

all over

Mine goes straight up. Just put a pic public

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Do you think the younger you are the more vertical? "

Probable. Blood flow generally reduces with age, so erectile strength can also decline. So it might go a bit droopier, like my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think the younger you are the more vertical?

Probable. Blood flow generally reduces with age, so erectile strength can also decline. So it might go a bit droopier, like my boobs

"
also on related news covid gives saggy bally

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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago

all over

"Do you think the younger you are the more vertical?

Probable. Blood flow generally reduces with age, so erectile strength can also decline. So it might go a bit droopier, like my boobs

Your boobs look just fine especially with that cock between them!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Do you think the younger you are the more vertical?

Probable. Blood flow generally reduces with age, so erectile strength can also decline. So it might go a bit droopier, like my boobs

Your boobs look just fine especially with that cock between them!!"

That cock is pretty upright, actually. It hasn't yet suffered the reduced blood flow of age

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Do you think the younger you are the more vertical?

Probable. Blood flow generally reduces with age, so erectile strength can also decline. So it might go a bit droopier, like my boobs

Haha yep! My boobs certainly aren’t where they used to be

. I preferred them just under my chin! Those were the days

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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago

all over

"Do you think the younger you are the more vertical?

Probable. Blood flow generally reduces with age, so erectile strength can also decline. So it might go a bit droopier, like my boobs

Your boobs look just fine especially with that cock between them!!

That cock is pretty upright, actually. It hasn't yet suffered the reduced blood flow of age

Ha thanks. No it’s firmly upwards and showing no signs of droopage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve uploaded some pictures and a video. I think it’s as vertical as it gets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some pictures still need approval

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But the video shows it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry Jim

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Mine is fairly vertical I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is fairly vertical I think

I just checked, what you on about lol do you mean how straight it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway Jim - you’re on, if you can show a pic at a higher angle than mine I’ll match it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As they say the arrows pointed up

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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago

all over

Personally I think it has pros and cons. Being very vertical doesn’t make it easy for a nice deep bj for example

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Mine is fairly vertical I think

I just checked, what you on about lol do you mean how straight it is"
a tree can be vertical but it may not be straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is fairly vertical I think

I just checked, what you on about lol do you mean how straight it isa tree can be vertical but it may not be straight "

A tree can also be horizontal, I blame Eustice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is fairly vertical I think

I just checked, what you on about lol do you mean how straight it isa tree can be vertical but it may not be straight

A tree can also be horizontal, I blame Eustice "

Eunice..

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

How’s this fella doing, generally a fine upstanding chap. Not bad at my age.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Mine is fairly vertical I think

I just checked, what you on about lol do you mean how straight it isa tree can be vertical but it may not be straight

A tree can also be horizontal, I blame Eustice "
thats a dead tree I was talking about a live one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is fairly vertical I think

I just checked, what you on about lol do you mean how straight it isa tree can be vertical but it may not be straight

A tree can also be horizontal, I blame Eustice thats a dead tree I was talking about a live one

Blown to death. What a way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine points up at about 45° but I can also force it vertically down when fully erect.

That means I can grip it between my thighs and have it licked while laying on my stomach.

Which I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I choose to only become erect when hanging by my feet

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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago

all over

"Mine points up at about 45° but I can also force it vertically down when fully erect.

That means I can grip it between my thighs and have it licked while laying on my stomach.

Which I like"

I think mine would break if I did that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine points up at about 45° but I can also force it vertically down when fully erect.

That means I can grip it between my thighs and have it licked while laying on my stomach.

Which I like

I think mine would break if I did that "

Maybe his is, that’s why it does that

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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago

all over

Ha oh god maybe it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me! It's so vertical you can't even see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me! It's so vertical you can't even see it

Not a strap on then

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By *yphodMan
over a year ago

London

Saw a guy in Rio's where it went up and bent around so the helmet touched his belly and he didn't have a gut.

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By *art123 OP Man
over a year ago

Stoke

"Saw a guy in Rio's where it went up and bent around so the helmet touched his belly and he didn't have a gut."

I’d be very jealous!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Mine is fairly vertical I think

I just checked, what you on about lol do you mean how straight it isa tree can be vertical but it may not be straight

A tree can also be horizontal, I blame Eustice thats a dead tree I was talking about a live one

Blown to death. What a way to go "
that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh

. Maybe people should change their profile pics to enable us to decide

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh

. Maybe people should change their profile pics to enable us to decide

This

"
my nose is running got a hanky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh

. Maybe people should change their profile pics to enable us to decide

This

my nose is running got a hanky?"

You’ll need a whole box for that nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh

. Maybe people should change their profile pics to enable us to decide

This

my nose is running got a hanky?

You’ll need a whole box for that nose

"
hachoooooooi

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By *urious_couple_ukCouple
over a year ago

South Cambs

Need to get on the photos tonight to include my hubby in this. The tip of his tickles his belly button!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Yeah mine is a very hard straight up in the air number, absolute nightmare when you need a piss in the morning

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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago

all over

"Oh

. Maybe people should change their profile pics to enable us to decide

This

Done

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Depends how I sit

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Mine still stands proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim

Second this !!

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By *o1-NeilMan
over a year ago

northampton

Mine rests on my belly… but only when hanging by my feet from a chandelier

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Big Harold's points straight down... I guess that's still vertical

LvM

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got one pointing up in my gallery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh

. Maybe people should change their profile pics to enable us to decide

This

I would have thought you had seen enough

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By *art123 OP Man
over a year ago

Stoke

So is EJ the winner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So is EJ the winner?"

No I have it higher than him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on popularity doesn’t equal merit. Mine is more tight to my chest. If he has something tighter I’ll post something else

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By *iverscuMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

Hey I never actually thought about it. Mine goes quite straight up. Need to check the angle

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"So is EJ the winner?"

He's our winner

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By *ucksguy2000Man
over a year ago

aylesbury

What’s an erection lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone with a set square, or if they're going for the gold standard a precision protractor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook my socks pictures were interesting

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By *verageman81Man
over a year ago

lerwick

Me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He searched for vertical erections. ^

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Where's Richard Carrick? He loved his big straight penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's Richard Carrick? He loved his big straight penis. "

Shhhh he’s unlos but I here is you say his name 3 times fast in the mirror he come back

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Where's Richard Carrick? He loved his big straight penis.

Shhhh he’s unlos but I here is you say his name 3 times fast in the mirror he come back "

Haha I quite liked him really even though he didn't do the pic I requested of him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's Richard Carrick? He loved his big straight penis.

Shhhh he’s unlos but I here is you say his name 3 times fast in the mirror he come back

Haha I quite liked him really even though he didn't do the pic I requested of him. "

Good for a night time giggle read ha ha

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By *urga2076Woman
over a year ago

London

"Me with a strap-on.

PW "

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Erect Jim "

Has to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine stands up and bounces even after I've shot my load

Evidence in public

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Can you all stand to attention please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you all stand to attention please "
its not the army

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should do a little skit video - maybe make up some little dumbbells and do some cock weight lifting or something - be amusing if nothing else

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

My Cock is to heavy to stand up pointing to the sky haha

does point straight like an arrow though

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

In the voice of Tom Hanks as Woody

"reach for the sky!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's that guy from Edinburgh (can't remember his name)

Anyway, it was poker straight. Apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erect Jim "

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