FabSwingers.com forum: What looks harmless but is very dangerous

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Good morning all. Happy Tuesdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chihuahua's

Morning busman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Blue ringed octopus

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

The sea.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

3 year olds. You never know when they'll jump and break your nose, lash out with their sharp dirty nails, or jump on you and all their weight is on their elbow in your ribs. They're fricking deadly and should come with a health warning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 year olds. You never know when they'll jump and break your nose, lash out with their sharp dirty nails, or jump on you and all their weight is on their elbow in your ribs. They're fricking deadly and should come with a health warning"

Yup if not that then they come at you with their biological warfare....Chickenpox and the shits are popular weapons of choice right now

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The Mount Iberia frog

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Rabbits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love (or better ..falling in love - can be a double edged sword)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plastic bladed vegetable peelers - they look like something out of a kids kitchen - deadly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me

..... but your victims die in ecstasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ak-50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me

..... but your victims die in ecstasy

Some do, some escape and some are still locked away

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Kiwi & figs for me as I’m allergic

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gerbils

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Nairobi Kenya and NOT in

Boris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/02/22 07:56:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hog. It gave me an incredibly painful burn last year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hog. It gave me an incredibly painful burn last year.

Oh for crying out loud. It's the plant hogw.e.e.d but it won't let my type it in full

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hog. It gave me an incredibly painful burn last year.

Were you spit roasting pork ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gerbils"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Richard Gere.

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By *k3ladMan
over a year ago

stockport

Justin Trudeau

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me"

Now I'm intrigued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Narcissists

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John wicks pencil case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The older lady next door to me

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Lego !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me

..... but your victims die in ecstasy

Some do, some escape and some are still locked away

Ohh locked away you say

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Creme eggs

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Honey Badger

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

spotted dick

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Dunking Rich Tea biscuits.

A second too long &...plop!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Ask Steve Irwin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mosquito

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me

..... but your victims die in ecstasy

Some do, some escape and some are still locked away

Ohh locked away you say

You are welcome in my basement anytime MrG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strangers touching my daughters hair.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Cute little dingos on Fraser Island , as you get close they turn into devil dogs

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Cyanide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I’m going to get it for this one lol

Lady’s

Bit like Adam and Eve !

Once the apple is tasted !

Leaves you wanting more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biscuit crumbs….those things have an asphyxiation fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tube of Pringles

Bit like lady

Once you pop

You can’t stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admitting in the forum that you're married...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A parrot

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

Canary with a flick knife.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Kiwi & figs for me as I’m allergic

J x"

I’m allergic to Kiwi Fruit too. I’m ok with people from New Zealand

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Vladimir Putin

He’s only little.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Muff's Muff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love juice lol x

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By *treetfightersCouple
over a year ago

Cork/ Waterford

[Removed by poster at 22/02/22 14:15:16]

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Miss Muff's Muff."

What a way to go though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife at a particular time of the month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rabbits.

They are for me - I go into anaphylaxis when I stroke them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Admitting in the forum that you're married..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rabbits.

Especially the Beast of Caerbanog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My finger

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

The residue from a chopped chilli on your fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginge

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Women

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuts !

Dry roasted !

Trying to open a darn packet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me

..... but your victims die in ecstasy

Some do, some escape and some are still locked away

Ohh locked away you say

You are welcome in my basement anytime MrG

Ohhh Dreavus fritzell

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Hippopotamus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiwi & figs for me as I’m allergic

J x

I’m allergic to Kiwi Fruit too. I’m ok with people from New Zealand

And Aussies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MD2020

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

A Swan, vicious things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MD2020"

That stuff was lethal

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Electrical socket......

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Hamster with a flick knife x

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jellyfish

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Slow Loris

No, NOT slow lorries, and getting killed trying to overtake them...

....the cute 'n cubbly wide-eyed creatures...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman who says she's just fine when you ask her "Baby/honey, is everything OK?"

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A silent fart

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Flames of a fire dancing around

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By *elshoralMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

A vibrator when the batteries run out mid-wank, as you're about to cum...

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Duck Billed Platypus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely Hamsters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Papercuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those delicious looking dishwasher tablets..

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

An angry woman's voice

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Rabbits.

Rabbit proof fence

Napoleon

Cheap Ali-express and Wish knock offs

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Gerbils"

Otherwise called desert rats: sounds like a good name for some soldiers.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Me!

Jo.Xx

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Oats: one hour before all hell breaks loose.

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By *asterandGenieCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Hog. It gave me an incredibly painful burn last year.

Oh for crying out loud. It's the plant hogw.e.e.d but it won't let my type it in full

Hmm hog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut trees

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By *asterandGenieCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Hog. It gave me an incredibly painful burn last year.

Oh for crying out loud. It's the plant hogw.e.e.d but it won't let my type it in full

Hmm hog"

Well yea the forum filters out the end of the word hogw.e.ed lol

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Putin.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Portuguese Man O War

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Plastic bladed vegetable peelers - they look like something out of a kids kitchen - deadly!"

Try the plastic graters. They are vicious bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naaaa

Still eve

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

One of my ex's until se growl's like a pit bull

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Rabbits.

Especially the Beast of Caerbanog"

and

General Woundwort/The General

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fwb......she looks like a harmless little thing and then abuses my genitals

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Your Nanna right before you take her last pack of polo's

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

[Removed by poster at 22/02/22 19:00:57]

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Grannies: ringside seats at a wrestling match. Circa 1978

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me

..... but your victims die in ecstasy

Some do, some escape and some are still locked away

Ohh locked away you say

You are welcome in my basement anytime MrG

Ohhh Dreavus fritzell

But not as creepy, and without the beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom's threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fwb......she looks like a harmless little thing and then abuses my genitals

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Coffee at Sainsbury's in Dunstable. it looks like a normal coffee, but tastes like 6 espressos have been added.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Indian Grannies at Tesco. When the yellow sticker machine comes out and some poor sod has to endure the flailing arms for some reduced meat, bread and veggies. Fisticuffs will ensue.

No wonder I've called it 'Fatty Ma's Fight club'

Fatima's Fight Club would work too.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

A greggs sausage roll. Hotter than the sun.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Menopauseal women!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

McDonald's apple pie.

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Gremlins

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Bic disposable razors

Pencil sharpeners according to retailers.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Paper edges

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