FabSwingers.com forum: Ingredients for great sex

By *lumPudding OP Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

You know on the ingredients section of a microwave meal it breaks down all the percentages of what’s inside the box?

So what would it say on the side of a box of “great sex”?

10% Big cock?

10% Tight pussy?

20% good sense of humour?

5% nice aftershave?

Any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5% killer heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good size package, know how to use the ingredients…

Attentive to detail and requests of others

To name a couple ..0

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By *lumPudding OP Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"5% killer heels "

Fuck yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long term Fab regulars you see once every month or so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moisture and lube.

Heels are great till you lose an eye.

Toys are ace, good music in background.

Plenty of fluid to drink

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Sense of humour.

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By *ptgadgetMan
over a year ago

Colorado Springs

20% good sense of humour

10% patience

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By *asters_kittenCouple
over a year ago

Luton

20% Bedroom eyes - Sexy eye contact! - M

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By *ungle VIP 1Man
over a year ago

colchester

10% full fashion stockings and heels

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

100% attraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50% attentiveness

50% sense of humor

Mrs

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

10% personality, 90% rejection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

70% her.

30% my penis.

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By *lumPudding OP Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Loving the ingredients so far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contents may include nuts

PNG x

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

100% chemistry!

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Don't forget cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contents may include nuts

PNG x "

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know on the ingredients section of a microwave meal it breaks down all the percentages of what’s inside the box?

So what would it say on the side of a box of “great sex”?

10% Big cock?

10% Tight pussy?

20% good sense of humour?

5% nice aftershave?

Any suggestions?"

That’s only 45% of the total ingredients you could be a sandwich short of a picnic here?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

The right person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The right person. "

Or persons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagination and spark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently

90% my vibrator

10% my hand

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By *exymarvelMan
over a year ago

cardiff

"You know on the ingredients section of a microwave meal it breaks down all the percentages of what’s inside the box?

So what would it say on the side of a box of “great sex”?

10% Big cock?

10% Tight pussy?

20% good sense of humour?

5% nice aftershave?

Any suggestions?"

55% attraction whether that be physical or intellectual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/02/22 13:06:05]

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"You know on the ingredients section of a microwave meal it breaks down all the percentages of what’s inside the box?

So what would it say on the side of a box of “great sex”?

10% Big cock?

10% Tight pussy?

20% good sense of humour?

5% nice aftershave?

Any suggestions?"

Prick cover several times before use.

Remove cover and stir thoroughly before replacing cover.

Caution while opening.

Leave to stand for 2 minutes before eating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No inhabitions !

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Someone I'm compatible with and a clean body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10% Physical attraction,

30% Character attraction,

10% an inviting smily face,

10% compatibility in sexual desires and appetite,

10% A good kiss,

10% a smooth shaven body and pubs

10% a nice smell,

10% Surprise me effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pubes*

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By *otwifeHusbandCouple
over a year ago

Dorset

Someone who in it for the fun and excitement and wants to give its all ,

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By *ollbiMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Attatch sleeve to avoid unintended consequences

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By *ingdangTV/TS
over a year ago

manchester

50% big strong muscle bull

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

At my age

10% passion

90% patience

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby

Top of my list is a willing lady, then after that I’d do anything she wanted and it would be mind blowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 vag

2 cock

3 hot body’s

4 Passion

5 kissing

6 feel touch

7 tounge wasn’t made for talking

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