FabSwingers.com forum: Word of advice...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do Not.....i repeat DO NOT....put your deep heat and dry shampoo in the same draw.....no further comment necessary

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

...or your deep heat in your anal sex draw!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...or your deep heat in your anal sex draw!"

Now thats just asking for trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oww Oww

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"...or your deep heat in your anal sex draw!

Now thats just asking for trouble

Ahahahaaaa!

I tricked you into admitting you have an anal sex draw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do Not.....i repeat DO NOT....put your deep heat and dry shampoo in the same draw.....no further comment necessary

Could have been worse!

Could have been veet!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...or your deep heat in your anal sex draw!

Now thats just asking for trouble

Ahahahaaaa!

I tricked you into admitting you have an anal sex draw!"

Ive many draws....containing many an item

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do Not.....i repeat DO NOT....put your deep heat and dry shampoo in the same draw.....no further comment necessary

Could have been worse!

Could have been veet!!!!

Pfft silly veet doesnt come in a pink/red spray can.....and veet doesnt enter my house...its the devils cream

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"...or your deep heat in your anal sex draw!

Now thats just asking for trouble

Ahahahaaaa!

I tricked you into admitting you have an anal sex draw!

Ive many draws....containing many an item

OoooOoooOoo you are a sort

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...or your deep heat in your anal sex draw!

Now thats just asking for trouble

Ahahahaaaa!

I tricked you into admitting you have an anal sex draw!

Ive many draws....containing many an item

OoooOoooOoo you are a sort

Just dont bend down too quickly when u pass the third drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, haemorrhoid cream can look like toothpaste after a few too many.

It happened a long time ago when I was still living with my parents. Still smart at the thought though.

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

Im not allowed near deep heat spray! Hubs needed some on his thighs and I may have gotten my aim slightly wonky and sprayed his balls. I couldn't wash it cause I was laughing too hard! I laughed even harder when he started thrusting his hips at the back door completely nekkid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never use a douche that (somehow?!) Contains Lynx shower gel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep Heat vs Preparation H !!!

Make sure you put your glasses on/ contact lenses in first before reaching for the medicine cabinet

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"...or your deep heat in your anal sex draw!

Now thats just asking for trouble

Ahahahaaaa!

I tricked you into admitting you have an anal sex draw!"

That reall has made me laugh out loud in the canteen at work!!!!!

People are looking at me funny now

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"...or your deep heat in your anal sex draw!

Now thats just asking for trouble

Ahahahaaaa!

I tricked you into admitting you have an anal sex draw!

That reall has made me laugh out loud in the canteen at work!!!!!

People are looking at me funny now

Are you sure that's because you are laughing? Could it be the Jack-o-lantern on your boob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once made the mistake of using toothpaste as hair removal cream, thankfully I didn't confuse them the other way round!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I once made the mistake of using toothpaste as hair removal cream, thankfully I didn't confuse them the other way round!"

Did it work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once made the mistake of using toothpaste as hair removal cream, thankfully I didn't confuse them the other way round!

Did it work

no but she had the ring of confidence all day - that's gotta be worth a £1 for your kitty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

I've spray hairspray under my armpits twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do Not.....i repeat DO NOT....put your deep heat and dry shampoo in the same draw.....no further comment necessary

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should ave gone to specsaver

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do Not.....i repeat DO NOT....put your deep heat and dry shampoo in the same draw.....no further comment necessary

should ave gone to specsaver

I did...clearly not as good as they proclaim

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