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Something else you can’t believe you’ve had to explain to an adult…

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By *oah Vail OP   Man
over a year ago

Dover

That “silver paper” (their description) isn’t paper, it’s aluminium foil and has to go in the general recycling, not the paper.

The same person had to be told that the wrappers on lollies weren’t paper, and had to go in the general waste.

They’re in their seventies.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Tbf when I'm in my 70s I probably won't be able to remember my own name

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

Limes are not unripe lemons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That a female profile is not necessarily a female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That a female profile is not necessarily a female.

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Oops you said adults........

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

Mountain Goats always go round the mountain the same way because the downhill legs are longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut milk is not dairy !

The straps at the bottom of a basque / corsett are actually for stockings.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Had to explain to my son's girlfriend that a carpenter is not a man who fits carpets. When I needed a carpenter, she reckoned that she knew just the man, he was the guy who fitted all the carpets at her mums house.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

That you can't drive yourself home an hour after having a general anaesthetic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the sun and the moon weren't the same planet

Then that our sun is actually a star...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Call the midwife is not set in the 1890s like my 22yr old step daughter thought

To myself that it's spent environment not enviroment although neither if those look like words to me Now!!

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By *immyGGMan
over a year ago

South Cheshire

That ironing your shirt if you work in office environment should be a no brainer.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

How many months have at least 28 days!

Twelve not just February.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Mountain Goats always go round the mountain the same way because the downhill legs are longer. "

That's Haggises. Left hand Haggis can only go clockwise round mountains cos their left legs are longer, right hand Haggis can only go anti-clockwise round mountains.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"That ironing your shirt if you work in office environment should be a no brainer."

That buying non-iron shirts if you work in an office is a no-brainer.

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By *immyGGMan
over a year ago

South Cheshire

Trued those, can't say I like the look of them. Good idea if you don't mind them though.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Mountain Goats always go round the mountain the same way because the downhill legs are longer.

That's Haggises. Left hand Haggis can only go clockwise round mountains cos their left legs are longer, right hand Haggis can only go anti-clockwise round mountains. "

I thought the left hand right hand haggis rule determined haggis sex?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Mountain Goats always go round the mountain the same way because the downhill legs are longer.

That's Haggises. Left hand Haggis can only go clockwise round mountains cos their left legs are longer, right hand Haggis can only go anti-clockwise round mountains. "

Cis and trans Haggises?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Mountain Goats always go round the mountain the same way because the downhill legs are longer.

That's Haggises. Left hand Haggis can only go clockwise round mountains cos their left legs are longer, right hand Haggis can only go anti-clockwise round mountains.

Cis and trans Haggises? "

The correct term is Haggi.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Mountain Goats always go round the mountain the same way because the downhill legs are longer.

That's Haggises. Left hand Haggis can only go clockwise round mountains cos their left legs are longer, right hand Haggis can only go anti-clockwise round mountains.

I thought the left hand right hand haggis rule determined haggis sex?"

The males go round the mountain in a clockwise direction, into the prevailing wind. The females go anti-clockwise. This is all part of the mating process.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Mountain Goats always go round the mountain the same way because the downhill legs are longer.

That's Haggises. Left hand Haggis can only go clockwise round mountains cos their left legs are longer, right hand Haggis can only go anti-clockwise round mountains.

Cis and trans Haggises? "

I'm not sure they like to be labelled

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

That women don't wee out of their vaginas.

I had to explain that to a woman in her 50s who told me that sanitary towels were far more convenient than tampons because with a tampon you have to take it out every time you want to pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That ironing your shirt if you work in office environment should be a no brainer.

That buying non-iron shirts if you work in an office is a no-brainer."

Non iron shirts still need a run over.

Surely shirts should be getting ironed no matter what the reason is for wearing it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the car brand is Fiat and not Flat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Mountain Goats always go round the mountain the same way because the downhill legs are longer.

That's Haggises. Left hand Haggis can only go clockwise round mountains cos their left legs are longer, right hand Haggis can only go anti-clockwise round mountains.

Cis and trans Haggises?

I'm not sure they like to be labelled"

The ones I've seen are labelled. Things like "gluten free" and "Tesco Finest" etc

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"That women don't wee out of their vaginas.

I had to explain that to a woman in her 50s who told me that sanitary towels were far more convenient than tampons because with a tampon you have to take it out every time you want to pee."

Omg! I might expect that of men, but women with that level of ignorance of their own anatomy?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"That the car brand is Fiat and not Flat"

It is Flat if an elephant sits on it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mountain Goats always go round the mountain the same way because the downhill legs are longer.

That's Haggises. Left hand Haggis can only go clockwise round mountains cos their left legs are longer, right hand Haggis can only go anti-clockwise round mountains.

I thought the left hand right hand haggis rule determined haggis sex?

The males go round the mountain in a clockwise direction, into the prevailing wind. The females go anti-clockwise. This is all part of the mating process. "

WTF?1

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